Polish guy speaking english :D

[ohmyynicole]

Kurwa! :D

[Stanislaw93]

It's not English - he's speaking PONGLISH

[Eldorado1986J]

A co w tym takiego śmiesznego?

[DoglifeStreetlife]

fuck poland, monkeys

[dianusia44]

@DoglifeStreetlife the monkey made you, twat

[DoglifeStreetlife]

@dianusia44 u mad? :>

[enderq666]

@DoglifeStreetlife your mother sucks donkey cock...,

[DoglifeStreetlife]

@enderq666 u mad? :>

[karmer88]

Polish suck

[sylvetka2]

OMG>>>>>>>>>>>>



[shredmaster100]

cougarmarsh hahahahahahaah poles are here to steal your jobs rape the women and take all your benefits as conan would say lol

[enderq666]

@shredmaster100 also they're a ninjas and will overtake your sad country soon. It's a silent invasion...,

[shredmaster100]

dont worry about that my m8s on benefits will overtake the poles because have u not noticed how every british person has a baby 2day so they can get benefits my m8 has 8 kids so lets see the poles outbreed us and i wont mention the indians and pakistanis they have 20 or 30 kids each and they also hate the poles like they hate the english lol by the way only eu country i like is czech republic they are the only ones that have stood by britain against the french and germans at the eu

[DASHTEK1]

lol sounds exactly like my Polish friends.

[rizzard05]

insert pokemon joke here

[acperak]

hahahahahahaah

[rouchi234]

be ghe not give you but ghow i can take, he gneed  kurwa,

[jadddka]

Becouse Kurwa You Kurwa hahahahah

[Acid7Ibanez]

you not give receipt whore? how i can take whore?

[TheZai4iks]

Wtf? I`m Latvian and i`m speaking better that he ;D ;D ;D

[acidos2010]

Bearing in mind your written English, I dont think so...

should be "I'm Latvian and I speak better than him/than he does"

[enderq666]

@TheZai4iks yes, you're latvian and who cares...,

[aniaz18]

I don't kurwa nie wiem 

[EmberWhisker11]

Haha, dosen't Kurwa mean whore? xDD

[stadlerolaable]

@EmberWhisker11 nope

[TheMsAnnasocute]

hahahhahahaha kurwa hahahaaha !!! to jest smiesne hahaha

[AK47extra]

polish polishing kurva 

[sorryunlucky]

Was he trying to refund something?

[az71246]

POLSKA SWINIA NIE ZNA ANGIELSKIEGO I BELKOCZE NIEMALZE PO POLSKU HAHAHAHAHA POLSKI IDIOTA.

[krzysieksz30]

fluent english keep up with good work

[Mr3bmw]

idiot

[Xeofors]

Kurwa = Whore

Kurwa = Fuck

I'm polish and in my opinion it is so amusing  xD

[XMENstokes]

this is how me and my family speak to one another, broke down polenglish

[gvidas67]

I u need some kurwa :DDDDDDDDD

[Thriced2286]

LOL!



[toko126p]

Polish "kurwa" is kurwa so flexible word kurwa, that it can kurwa be put kurwa between any kurwa two words or at the kurwa end of the sentence kurwa, and it will kurwa still sounds good kurwa.

[geri465]

lol in hungarian kurva means bitch

[cedro111]

@geri465 polish Kurwa = Whore

Kurwa = Fuck

[blaciache]

"N-no to h... to how I can take, kurwa ?" xD

[cedro111]

@blaciache hahahahaha

[bigrafa99]

yeeeeeeeeeeees kurwa i like :)

[StrangerHelloThere]

As a Polish American, this is hilarious!!

Also, there's no specific meaning of "kurwa". Depending how you're using it, a rough English equivalent would be either "fuck(ing)", "whore", or "bitch".

[CasiaMoFat]

Is he speaking English or just he only know "kurwa"?

[XunderXpl]

Haha ale mam z tego polewe ;)

[xosloneczko]

hahaha im loving this,

[taledarkside]

kurwa co to jest film?

[Sylwia111222]

hahahahahaha

[Brazauskas123]

WTK? :D (what the kurwa)

[Shototrack]

lmao!!! 

[7452iceman]

i think i know this man...

[cangri48lbp]

Kg dgfj kites hdddy because kogsydfx lures gcydf kurwa........kurwa

[irephoto]

IQ = 0 ( zero).

[5pacPL]

No to hoł aj ken tejk kurwa ?

[shandy2009]

hahahahahahahahahahaha .............. kurwa

[TheUrkos]

KURWA = FUCK

[vaidonijus]

@TheUrkos ?????

Kurwa means - A bitch

[MsGetcloser]

What the hell "kurwa" mean??????????

[SuperLoveCody]

@MsGetcloser FUCK

[Arkadix11]

@MsGetcloser it's something like english "shit!" - If you want to express your emotions (generally negative).

The basic meaning of "kurwa" is - Whore, bitch. But this word is mostly used to express emotions :)

[FixzY3eLOL]

@MsGetcloser

fuck

[wojtas2524]

no to how i can take kurwa?? xD

[xEddax3]

prawdziwy przecinek polaka

[paulacub]

hahahahahahh what a TOOL

[WMTeWu]

OMG.. WTK !!?

[Rikard97]

I dont Kurwa know what Kurwa you Talking Kurwa About.. KURWA!

[kontonagarnek]

Przesluchajcie sobie Hans Solo - Polak wyjątkowy song

[SiNGf0rLiFe]

kazde drugie slowo to kurwa, hahahhahaha

[dreamscapereality]

lol im aussie in krakow and that sounds like them outta pulp fiction! waaay too much , had a mini fight with a girl here cos i accidently said kurva then her name! lololol

[IIshAFanGirl]

me, my aunt, my mom,my uncle, and my dad say kurwa a lot xD its fun though but i get yelled at by my mom because she hates it when i swear xD

[Zralf]

"najlepsze filmy w sieci", jeżeli TO gówno jest najlepsze to strach pomyśleć co jest w środku.

[Gdresiek]

To how i can take kurwa?



[Trashcansam123]

-Poles pronounce Vs like Ws

-Germans pronounce Ws like Vs

Let's compromise here. I've invented a hybrid of V and W to settle differences.

\|\| There

[chantforezkaton2000]

@Trashcansam123 poles do not pronounce Vs like Ws...

[Mssixindashed]

polish coke deal

Win

[messenger2001]

Complete compromitation of polish nation

[TheNietrzezwy]

@messenger2001 Complete compromitation is that you dont even show where is poland on the map juesej idiot.

[mRbLoOKi]

to jest kurwa unbelievable jak ten ktoś go może understand ;D

[TheGalanot]

Ja was kurwa nie rozumiem. Co jest w tym kurwa śmiesznego?

[kiepass]

I don't kurwa understand

[sorryunlucky]

@kiepass

"Kurwa" is Polish for whore.

[Rikard97]

@sorryunlucky Is it not Fuck ?

[sorryunlucky]

@Rikard97

There are 3 main meanings for the polish word kurwa:

1. literally a whore, prostitute

2. a highly offensive term for a woman

3. used as world "fuck" in English language.

In English it's fuck.

[Kserkses]

@sorryunlucky

I'm from Polad and I must say that it is not true :D I mean It does not only thoes 3 ;]

You can say kurwa when you are sad, happy, angry and so on... frankly i do not know any emotion or situation i world on which you cannot say kurwa ^^ It is one of most beautiful swear in whole world ;p

[ABigOneLikeDaddys]

@sorryunlucky My English teacher in Silesia, told me that kurwa meant coffee !

[404killer]

@kiepass HAHAHA

[MrsSnaggi]

So how i can take ' kurwa' lol

[KamilThe96]

@MrsSnaggi normalnie kurwa

[laxitudeeeee]

so whats kurwa? everyones saying something different...

[ThePivotDood]

@laxitudeeeee Kurwa basically means fuck. Like Kurwa Match Means "Oh Fuck.".

Im a polish guy D:

[Gaberade123]

when polish people speak english it just sounds like they have no accent at all just a little slow lol im polish

[tompom44]

Haha I speak Polish Kurwa means Whore / bitch or simply fuck.

[Antekdzi1]

BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS KURWA

[matriarchi]

Kurwa za mało kurwa ;)

[100Petrelis]

in polish kurwa means nothing , just word. but in russian kurwa means bitch. :d

[DreFromLublin]

@100Petrelis

in POlish kurwa means whore

[LTUcronus]

I can imagine what happens, when he speaks Polish :D

[carolina7063]

i love thiss ! haha

[genio6820]

i love it kurwa....

[zirgelis123]

i speak in english how i moku K*RVA :D

[lernoschwoejn]

I'm American and I say "kurwa" a lot! xD

[WtfErand]

@lernoschwoejn kurwa means bitch !! intheir language lol

[lernoschwoejn]

@WtfErand Lol I know. Well it can mean several things. It's like every insult and swear word all in one!

[Streetrejs]

@lernoschwoejn

I swedish and i say kurwa to..

"Fucking kurwa pica ti materina"

[renamorcen]

@lernoschwoejn bullshit.

[lernoschwoejn]

@renamorcen Nope.

[rob89234]

i love polish, fucking hilarious and loyal people, just great humans.first time i met one it didnt takeme long to relize i could rely and trusted him more than most of my own friends,xD i know many naw and some are my best friends,hard people too much!,would fight with you if things get heavy,and i will always protect them naw.not that they need it :) and if you dont belive there hard. try and take his last beer, or steal from one,see what happensi dont belive it would be wise ifu value ur life.

[crazydancer101100]

lol accents... he sounds like my dad (btw im polish)

[KpsrL2speed]

hahahahahahahahaha :D jeblem

[dogbolloxmate]

Woho?

[martusia807]

o. o is he saying what i think he is asking for? o. o... why would you make a video asking for a bitch? XD the heck?

[gonesolomonkey]

polish cunt!!

[ninjaassasin4]

@gonesolomonkey yours father is polish cunt,

[ewelinw101]

HOLY SHIT THIS IS FUCKEN FUNNY :D

[olekman12]

tak poza tym poziom komentarzy wprost proporcjonalny do poziomu filmiku.

[olekman12]

people if you want to express real opinion about polish go to Poland live here for a wile,i have feeling that people from margin of society left Poland ,but we still have 30 mln of normal people in country

[BigEmce]

haha zajebiste

[butterfflyess]

to how i can take buahahah

[BlessedTyph]

kurwa kurwa kurwa kurwa :D

[zbe94]

good english

[Greg93sala]

no to how i can take ;]]]]

[BozkaS1988]

Polski przecinek

[77DragonBuffi]

No je because se kurwa xD

[Grogoful]

To hoł aj ken tejk kurwa? wymiata

[Leezackpoland]

dis is kurwa wery fany

[adam3989]

Hał I ken tejk.. hehe

[kuma982]

Nico Belic

[kamilrumierz]

haha i was laughing my ass off when i saw this kurwa kurwa XD

[Joke9972]

I have been living in that country (Poland) for over 2 years. It's like a 'tic' with young people. Their simple communications take ages because of it.

[jwallbanger]

my roomie is polish and she speaks english but i can't understand a fucking word she says. she explains and explains, thinking she's speaking perfect english but she just garbles the words into some mishmash that doesn't make a bit of sense.

and polish people are irrational as hell, they make up their own reality. and their food taste like fermented chemicals.

sometimes they are very warm and friendly though, get mad easily and forgive easily.

[ezit123]

@jwallbanger You are irrational as hell if you think Polish food tastes like fermented chemicals. Lot of us including me dont give a shit about accent, we speak polenglish. I actually live in Ireland for 4 years already. My friends could not understand me at first, but after few days they get me. Now they love my accent and think the way I speak is cool. I still cant get used to shit they call food, I eat only Polish food. In my area Polish people have no opinion of easily forgiving...

[jwallbanger]

@ezit123 Well of course YOU don't think Polish food tastes weird, you grew up on it. Everytime my landlord and his wife come back from Poland they bring these polish pastries that taste half-rotten, half like chemicals, with weird pickled fruits and stuff on them. My landlord is older and lived the first half of his life under soviet government, so I try to be understanding about what a neurotic hoarder and miser he is, trying to get us to wash our dishes with rainwater to save him money. crazy.

[ezit123]

@jwallbanger Go ahead, make your opinion about nation basing on behaviour of one old couple...

[jwallbanger]

@ezit123 actually only the guy is old, his wife is like 26, no joke. some peasant girl he rescued off the farm.

i've known a few other polish people believe it or not. and there was a tv program with a polish lady who was just as irrational and had the same hoarding behaviors. i see patterns going on there. i'm sure there are some intelligent, rational polish folks. but based on my experience i get the feeling there's a bit of truth to the stereotype all the jokes are based on. no offense.

[ezit123]

@jwallbanger A lot of Polish people are intelligent, we always had been known for our cleverness. And maybe that's what you mean by irrational? Crazy, virtually impossible to accomplish ideas?

[jwallbanger]

@ezit123 well maybe in the way you see them. you certainly know a lot more poles than i do. but what i meant was irrational as in emotional to the point of ridiculousness and impossible to reason with. in other words, dumber than a bag of spackle.

but like i said, they are also quite warm and caring. which helps make up for his pitifully idiotic behavior. his wife is also impossible to communicate with, not just for her irrationality but her gobbleddygook of random words she believes is english.

[olekman12]

@jwallbanger polish jokes about polish subuman intelligence homes from Nazi German Propaganda are you feel ashames now??I bet if he was a russian or whatever nobody would talk about whole nation stupidity.

[jwallbanger]

@olekman12 I don't think that's true, but even if it is no I do not feel ashamed. Why? Guess what else comes from Nazi Germany? Jet engines, space rockets, life saving medicines and surgeries, Volkswagon, submarines, quantum physics. Should I be ashamed of all those things too? Just because something can be attributed to nazis doesn't mean it was used to massacre jews.

[olekman12]

@jwallbanger Polish jokes comes from Nazi German Propaganda you can check it.Of course they stole half of national property of Poland so they could develop technelogy.Yeah I understand your point but IM talking about this CASE(discrmination people becouse of nationality through hate and generalisation)

[jwallbanger]

@olekman12 OK olekman, I will take that to heart and I will not take seriously those stereotypes about Polish intelligence. I apologize for insulting your heritage and I will try to be less of a dick in the future. Sound good?

Take it easy.

[olekman12]

@jwallbanger LOL Im very open minded and laid back person so im not get insulted so easily

I just do not understand so much prejeduces against my people ,well we r just like others;)

Sorry for bad english I hope you understood most of my comments lol.

[jwallbanger]

@ezit123 one difference between americans and poles i've seen is that americans are more likely to berate their own nationality. most of us know we're loudmouthed, arrogant and entitled. but polish people? hell no, according to them they're completely perfect human beings.

[ezit123]

@jwallbanger You are wrong. I joke about Poland and Polish people myself quite often. But I dont like when random people just start talking shit without even having proper back up. Lots of Polish people are assholes too, actually currently I have more foreign friends than Polish friends. Most of Americans cant understand people from Poland simply because our way of thinking is so different.

[jwallbanger]

@ezit123 That's exactly what I'm saying. In my limited experience, Polish people think very differently. They think in an irrational manner. Logic and reason mean nothing to them. Convincing them of stark realities is nearly impossible because they simply believe what they want to believe. Furthermore they change the past in their minds, and then blame everything else when it blows up in their face later.

I realize I have met a very small cross section of your culture, but the pattern is there.

[jwallbanger]

@ezit123 I was just thinking, I have been trying to make it clear that I am generalizing and my scope is limited. But somehow I'm still offending you. I'm sorry about that. There may be a language or cultural barrier preventing you from getting a sense of my real attitude.

I hear a lot of anti-american stereotypes and generalities here that don't even offer that kind of consideration. But I try not to get offended because there are a lot of fat, arrogant americans who need a good ass kicking.

[ezit123]

@jwallbanger Its okay, Im not offended. Indeed I kind of have difficulties understanding what you mean. All nations have stereotypes about them, more or less true and people confirming them. I think the differences in character between people from different parts of the world are pretty interesting.

[jwallbanger]

@ezit123 Yeah and I realize that my landlord in particular is the most extreme example of the Polish people I know. I find his stupidity fascinating. He's been a landlord for decades and been screwed by dozens of bad tenants and he never learns. He called the cops on one recently and they asked for the tenants name and he didn't know! He'll rent to anyone with a wad of cash and believe anything they say. If you overpay he will not give you your change. I have a hundred crazy stories about him.

[cipukas101]

noob



[Buubs2k11]

LOL



[Dj3PS1LON]

i like part when he say KURVA :)

[imaoable]

co za bezmózg, ciężki frajer...

[iiTropicalACR]

co kurwa

[MrWardenis]

how I can take kurwa :DD

[HairStyle11]

you can recognize polish guy , when he's talking loud , and swearing !!!

[ComeonNgetsome]

"Cuz he said kurwa, u need some kurwa!"

prawdziwy polak!

[presaply]

Prawdziwe polak! 

[MAYOWECZKA]

looser !!! ręce opadają 

[rokYYs]

kurva

[enro236]

oświećcie go, że jest beznadziejny

[GlamBarbie003]

Lol :)

[Lemberg911]

Тупий пшек

Stupid pshek

[yellowbird1800man]

@Lemberg911

glupi ruski

SPIERDALAJ TY RUSKA SWINIA -

FUCK OFF YOU STUPID RUSSIAN, have nothing good to say, well then - SPIERDALAJ/FUCK OFF/ебать твою мать

[Lemberg911]

@yellowbird1800man

ya ykrainec !! fuck you pshek polskiy!! ..

.kurva )))

[yellowbird1800man]

@Lemberg911 all the same mate, all the same. You act like one, i shouldn't call yourself a Ukrainian. You are not worthy to call yourself a "ykrainec".

[Lemberg911]

@yellowbird1800man

ya ne ykrainec' ? haha ok ya banderivets zi Lvova ..its better

[agee771]

zal

[Dj3PS1LON]

you need some kurwa :)

[pete17989]

lol im not polish but i still know what he is saying

[LiLDCherry]

Where is my TYSKIE?? xD

[SaniLifestyle]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH :-D

[StreetCliche]

(translation) KURVA = WHORE

"KURVA" is a frequently used word in casual conversation in the Czech Republic, Poland and Slovakia ... Americans use in casual conversation the word "FUCK" (fucking, fucked......)

..so dont do the differences between nationalities...

[nerdyporn]

kurwa, łamana kurwa angielszczyzna kurwa jest kurwa zajebista kurwa!