I think GLaDOS should sing "Breathe" from Prodigy.
Sample Lyrics:
"Come play my game Ill test ya"
"Come play my game, Inhale, inhale, youre the victim"
"Psychosomatic* addict insane"
* Psychosomatic: Caused or aggravated by a mental factor such as internal conflict or stress.
I was just listening to it the other day, imagining running through Portal 2, creating portals and jumping from heights, with GLaDOS singing this in the background (as you do).
i like puzzel games just like bumpy 1992 if you can pass all bumpy then you have an above average brain intel. waiting for portal 2, if they had not made it for free for a while i would have ever tried it. love the game.
well i got the orange box ...from some1 so it's not bought xD and i've finished portal but i can't connect to a server in team fortress 2 it says steam validation rejected...i dont realy understand i mean i got steam?..what do i have to do put it in steam with a cd key,can u guys tell me? o and hl 2 deathmatch...it says the version of my game is diferent from the servers...how should i update it,if it's non steam?:-??
just downloaded the rst of the orange box pack. i figured hey i already had hl2 and deathmatch but i wias stilll saying money buying the orange box ias i was gonna buy fortress 2 and portal on thier own( i bought hl2 and deathmatch b4 orange box came out
I remember when I first saw this, it looked so cool! Seeing it again now I can see alot of changes they've made. Interesting to see how it used to look
Wow, those portals do look cool :> I'm trying to complete it in the quickest time I can... So far i'm on 29 mins 2 seconds... Love this game so much :D
This game is genious and hilarious. The robotic "lady" who talks to you is so hilarious. I bursted out in laughter when I was trying to escape the place in the game and she says "Hey, remember when you thought we were gonna burn you alive and you were like: (deep voice) 'NO WAI!', that was funny. One day we will think back to this and laugh."
Also, those turret robots are funny and cute. They're like trying to kill you while saying that they love you.
It also says that it will not talk to you. However, if the Companion Cube does in fact start talking to you, you are strongly urged to disregard its advice.
At first i thought that this game was crap but when i started playing i was ppleasantly surprised.. the whole game is a big puzzle and you gotta think... great game great game !!!
go to a shop and buy the orange box. the portal along with the half life 2, the two episodes and team fortress 2 included at the price of one game. trust me its worth it.
i bought it yesterday. although in the start i had a problem with the account creation(i hate the internet requirement, it's troublesome) i can say that i am fairly satisfied.
omg, im so jealous at my friend, i really wanna buy it, but my parents says that i have to wait for my studies to finish with my tests and than i can buy it around christmas.(i know myself they're doing the right thing, but i still want the game lol)
"Oh well. If you want my advice, you should just lie down in front of a rocket. Trust me, it'll be a lot less painful than the neurotoxin. (...) Killing you and giving you good advice aren't mutually exclusive. The rocket really is the way to go." - GLaDOS
its a really great game. It can seem totally impossible at times, and will take you several go's to make it. But if you got what it takes - the atmosphere, and the ending - its fantastic.
yeah i beat it in under 3 hours the first time. but it was so funny i had to play it again and beat it under an hour. but hey you got these advanced maps and the challenges to look forward to. i agree with the fanmade maps part. this game is gonna be insane when shit starts kicking in. mild spoiler--------the overall plot was not good at all. half of the game was testing and then the other half was easy shit. is there gonna be a portal 2? seems alot was left out
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bananasofcourse 1 month ago
wall-e's voice ??
conganhdaica1234 3 months ago
This voice is from GOOGLE TRANSLATOR ???
D:
enzocrazydointer 6 months ago
Have you played Prey? 2006 It featured portals identical to the ones in Portal 2007 HMMM.
ratcat17 7 months ago
I think GLaDOS should sing "Breathe" from Prodigy.
Sample Lyrics:
"Come play my game Ill test ya"
"Come play my game, Inhale, inhale, youre the victim"
"Psychosomatic* addict insane"
* Psychosomatic: Caused or aggravated by a mental factor such as internal conflict or stress.
I was just listening to it the other day, imagining running through Portal 2, creating portals and jumping from heights, with GLaDOS singing this in the background (as you do).
Thoughts?
Naymy 9 months ago
why the hell are these people just looking at it now? Portal 2 just came out and this is the first you're hearing about PORTAL 1?!?!!?
SoEffingRandom1 9 months ago
1:20 best thing to do with portals. :P
cuzco1231 9 months ago
this game looks awesome i might get it but narrators voice sounds funny lol
602shockwave 9 months ago
that looks awesome :D
dkandreasprip 10 months ago
Portal is awesome ! I started some hours ago and just finished it :D Too bad there werent any subtitles...
lannydragonlover 11 months ago
@lannydragonlover umm actually there are some ! :) just look in the menu , there is an option for only-dialog subtitles :)
Deidara1BG 9 months ago
@Deidara1BG Ah darn ! I totally missed that XD Thanks :)
lannydragonlover 9 months ago
omg I love this game !
I love VALVE !!!
dfgdsfgdsfgdas 11 months ago
i love the game...but i don't have it
tirsod2000 1 year ago
best game ever.
MeAreMeGoesMOO 1 year ago
^^ nice
ekinothedragon 1 year ago
Portal flash is also cool.... ^^ you should play it!
victordarkdemon90 1 year ago
i like puzzel games just like bumpy 1992 if you can pass all bumpy then you have an above average brain intel. waiting for portal 2, if they had not made it for free for a while i would have ever tried it. love the game.
marobra00 1 year ago
looks fun but confusing
axeman721 1 year ago
And at first you don't succeed, you fail.
Ajboi89 1 year ago
Do you want to marry that thing?
Well I won't let you!!
elel70 1 year ago
if at first you don't succeed you fail :P
RoflolmaoProductions 1 year ago 6
lol wtfs with the overlap of guard down and vortal combat during the fire pit o.0
BCt0xiN 1 year ago
I'm going to miss this simplicity of P1 when P2 comes out... : (
Medevila 1 year ago
theres a hole in the sky through which things can fly
Llama4President23 1 year ago
cool
luca1300 2 years ago
NOW you're thinking with portals!
Imstillkindacool 2 years ago 6
Haven't played game this good in a while...
acorulez 2 years ago 23
The best game ever made.
3ofClovers 2 years ago 35
@3ofClovers No, Portal 2 is the Best Game Ever!
MrMemo77full 9 months ago
wow u are good at portal i see :D
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shadow1ruler 2 years ago
lmao, it goes from glados explaining it all peaceful to having to get past a flaming hole and not geting crushed
PyroTomas 2 years ago
how do you get portals like that
Quintisgman 2 years ago
The cake exist! You just wont get a slice from it ;)
Jojjelito 3 years ago
does half life 2 work for vista?
bobreeda 3 years ago
i have vista and the games works great
colter13 3 years ago
i have ps3 :(
tobiashawk8 2 years ago
dude dw orange box is on ps3
nick3164 2 years ago
cool ty :)
bobreeda 2 years ago
amazing graphics, half-life 2 and portal
Ringtail23 3 years ago 3
Finished the game in one evening.. It's short and kinda easy.. And you don't have guns.. <- just so you know..
ChriipS 3 years ago
Yes you do have a gun there! You have the portal gun! :P
And although it's short and easy, it's fun! Especially thanks to GLaDOS
TrashyPatty 2 years ago
i finished that game in 2 days :D but it was really hard :\
hanan165 3 years ago
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!! (yes, caps lock is needed)
asdfbim 3 years ago
wow...that looks very...absorbing....
tank1demon 3 years ago
in Portal i use the Portal Gun funny, the 2:12 is really funny, i maked that LOL
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sdthird100 3 years ago
i got that game its a bit hard for me, not keen really.
LegomenLaughs 3 years ago
FODAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
brcpimenta 3 years ago
wie bekomt man eine portalgun bei half life 2
totundtot 3 years ago
well i got the orange box ...from some1 so it's not bought xD and i've finished portal but i can't connect to a server in team fortress 2 it says steam validation rejected...i dont realy understand i mean i got steam?..what do i have to do put it in steam with a cd key,can u guys tell me? o and hl 2 deathmatch...it says the version of my game is diferent from the servers...how should i update it,if it's non steam?:-??
AloneM3ntos 3 years ago
in the orange box do you get half life 2?
gtanoob1997 3 years ago 2
yes. You get half life 2 and episodes 1 and 2, along with portal and team fortress 2.
Fye57 3 years ago 2
Looks very coplex i like it
petar4onachev 3 years ago
cool!
brutaka358 3 years ago
the portal in the orange box
is it a demo or full version ???!
zhgaaaan 3 years ago
Full.
RorketMBA 3 years ago
thanks alot :)
zhgaaaan 3 years ago
full
xXHardcoreNerd18Xx 3 years ago
full
ksindga 3 years ago
i want
DONToCLICKoHERE 3 years ago
on the test where glados says its impossible u can shoot a portal thru the hole :)
impulsemovies 3 years ago
if a challenge was really impossible, that would kinda suck, cause you'd never beat the game xD
thatguywhopwnzu 3 years ago
ya y does evry1 try 2 put the box tru da hole?
impulsemovies 3 years ago
naw, i just shot a portal thru the hole lol.
thatguywhopwnzu 3 years ago 2
just downloaded the rst of the orange box pack. i figured hey i already had hl2 and deathmatch but i wias stilll saying money buying the orange box ias i was gonna buy fortress 2 and portal on thier own( i bought hl2 and deathmatch b4 orange box came out
mixindave1 3 years ago
os the orange box just a demo of all these games? or the full thing?
nickgspartan 3 years ago
full games
TonyStarkMkIII 3 years ago
aww man it's too short :(, but it's kool :D(i played it in the lowest graphics and tweaked LOL)
tekkenmaniac 3 years ago
I remember when I first saw this, it looked so cool! Seeing it again now I can see alot of changes they've made. Interesting to see how it used to look
kitlerc 3 years ago
Wow, those portals do look cool :> I'm trying to complete it in the quickest time I can... So far i'm on 29 mins 2 seconds... Love this game so much :D
pwrsupplier 3 years ago 3
Did they make a way to mod this on the PC version? Custom puzzles in this game would rule!
101Volts 3 years ago
source sdk, comes free with the game.
blahdob 3 years ago
Cool, Too bad I don't have it for the PC.
101Volts 3 years ago
You can make you own levels, or download them off the internet by other people.
mikedarkkid 3 years ago
lol 1:25
theroastedpotatoman 3 years ago 2
HAH! This looks so cool!
GnarlyMarlyLarly 3 years ago
I've beat the game and never saw any spikes come down...
Supergibbss 3 years ago
i have no ******* idea what to do
yet i played tag in a portal with myself lol
trevorandaj 3 years ago
when i go to the 3rd floor in chapter 1 what should i do?
DanialAAI 3 years ago
i love this game, glados makes it complete ^_^
skeligun 3 years ago
this game is inteligent i have scary
SirGuggi 3 years ago 3
This game is genious and hilarious. The robotic "lady" who talks to you is so hilarious. I bursted out in laughter when I was trying to escape the place in the game and she says "Hey, remember when you thought we were gonna burn you alive and you were like: (deep voice) 'NO WAI!', that was funny. One day we will think back to this and laugh."
Also, those turret robots are funny and cute. They're like trying to kill you while saying that they love you.
Nabbesnabb 3 years ago 3
why didnt they keep the beta versoion of the portals they looked way awesome
Ihaveapsp 3 years ago
yeah the portals looks awesome!
a1y3d6n 3 years ago
Es la beta de Portal
Dolphin2040 4 years ago
34 минуты)))) А вам слабо?
helldude92 4 years ago
well this game is stupid but it get's you!!!
animatethedead 4 years ago
Looks good. I might buy it. Whaddyou guys think?
iLive20wn 4 years ago 6
this game gets so hard!
briahnanicole 4 years ago
Just beat the game :D Go orange box
FBWalshyFTW 4 years ago
man, my head hurts
Infiltrator916 4 years ago
COMPANION CUBE =D
Salmarnes 4 years ago
wtf?
djphoenixuk 4 years ago
the companion cube is an object in the game which is vital to winning. In the game the voice says that it won't threaten to stab you XD
cheuchter 4 years ago
It also says that it will not talk to you. However, if the Companion Cube does in fact start talking to you, you are strongly urged to disregard its advice.
AmosTheTalented 4 years ago
this is so fucking awesome pure awesomenes
khlymore 4 years ago
30 минут игры)))
helldude92 4 years ago
Say, has anyone been able to jump 300 feet for the Achievement Award?
AmosTheTalented 4 years ago
You mean 100 meters? hehe
Puuta13 4 years ago
D'OH!!!
AmosTheTalented 4 years ago
awesome, looking foward to it the most in the orange box
satanistious 4 years ago
It is out now. just check out valve's official website.
lostinseganet 4 years ago
i know, bought it yester day ;)
satanistious 4 years ago
WOW!! gotta get that game^^..looks really interesting.-.
AverageCabbage 4 years ago
-_-
villetyshiptunus 4 years ago
Bought it, finished in one gameplay-session :) Nice ending with the song :D
weyzer01 4 years ago 2
how i can get half life 2 and gmod????
jeffary18 4 years ago
This is so awsome
tenchu21 4 years ago
this game rules
luchol 4 years ago 2
I just got it for Christmas today! I'm so excited to play it. Except my Xbox is broken, so... yeah. I'm supposed to be getting it back tomorrow.
SubsistenceSC 4 years ago
I completed the game few hours ago it's great _0_
SunboomTSE 4 years ago
that game looks bad ass !!!!!!!!!!!!
dragsteralf 4 years ago
Bioshock is better than HALF LIFE 2 in my impionuon
azqz12 4 years ago
impioniun lol AAHAHA
supersimy 4 years ago 2
yeah typed really bad there
azqz12 4 years ago
I guess but half life 2 wins because it doesn't give you depression unlike bioshock.
LankyFellah 4 years ago
but that is the point I played Half LIFE 2 an i got bored in five minutes Bioshock was still fun in that time
azqz12 4 years ago
At first i thought that this game was crap but when i started playing i was ppleasantly surprised.. the whole game is a big puzzle and you gotta think... great game great game !!!
Risto717 4 years ago
where can I buy one of this??
roeltusken 4 years ago
a shop
hazahaxa 4 years ago
go to a shop and buy the orange box. the portal along with the half life 2, the two episodes and team fortress 2 included at the price of one game. trust me its worth it.
routhoula 4 years ago
i'm gonna buy that for christmas :) i really think that worth it :)
Kicsikiraly 4 years ago
i already bought it :p
larrieds 4 years ago
i bought it yesterday. although in the start i had a problem with the account creation(i hate the internet requirement, it's troublesome) i can say that i am fairly satisfied.
routhoula 4 years ago
i completed this game in 2 hour
l3ks1 4 years ago
i love this game. not that hard, it builds on itself. i want more. i never got the cake
Kapidye29 4 years ago
HAHAH the cake is a lie man !!!! :)))
Risto717 4 years ago 3
this game proves that with a good idea...
the game can kick butt.
like super mario!
hotcha4 4 years ago
looks intense,hard,complicated, and you have to think fast on your feet...dang...
SniperKitty101 4 years ago
i only know one person who has completed all these portal puzzles, Very very hard...
Thlf77 4 years ago
it's not hard.
im very and i mean VERY CRAP at anything Puzzle like.
and i did it - on and off - took about 4 days.
The game has the perfect balance to please everyone - never impossibly hard (although at times it will feel like so) - but never damn easy.
It starts easy though - very very easy and builds very slowly from there -
hgilbert 4 years ago
omg, im so jealous at my friend, i really wanna buy it, but my parents says that i have to wait for my studies to finish with my tests and than i can buy it around christmas.(i know myself they're doing the right thing, but i still want the game lol)
timbreo 4 years ago
This is an amazing game. The Orange Box is worth its weight in gold.
sanchezllc 4 years ago 4
that looks hard
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BoooooobTube 4 years ago
so...this is a pc version of half life modded? cuz i have this but its on x box but i dunno how to mod
battleship92 4 years ago
this is orange box dood
cambot339 4 years ago
ooooo
battleship92 4 years ago
Wow, this game looks really fun. ^^
Meteor465 4 years ago 2
imagine at 2:13 in real life....that would suck...but this game is so fucking intense, those portal puzzles are near impossible
assman6912 4 years ago
cool
thelordakira 4 years ago 2
cool
thelordakira 4 years ago
if at first u dont succeed... u fail ^^
massive139 4 years ago
that's the most beautiful looking game i've ever seen...
ipodkiller6 4 years ago
i love this game
StewySter4 4 years ago
"Oh well. If you want my advice, you should just lie down in front of a rocket. Trust me, it'll be a lot less painful than the neurotoxin. (...) Killing you and giving you good advice aren't mutually exclusive. The rocket really is the way to go." - GLaDOS
sanchezllc 4 years ago 2
"Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much! Do you want to marry it WELL I WONT LET YOU! How does that feel?" -GlaDOS
theofficalmiga 4 years ago
completed that game
santtupiip 4 years ago
testroom 12, right at the end lol wtf is "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" lol
Halofan11 4 years ago
Hi GlaDoS
AngryLlamaz 4 years ago
Some one help, when i run portal, i get nothing but a white screen. i cannot do anything because i cant see a menu. HELP!
scottydoo112 4 years ago
the graffics are to hard for your comuter than
Joeykugelmann 4 years ago
I wanted wo bought it but i can not found where i could bought it
daimos2111 4 years ago
its a really great game. It can seem totally impossible at times, and will take you several go's to make it. But if you got what it takes - the atmosphere, and the ending - its fantastic.
FloweryBee 4 years ago
wtf at 1:08
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Akti03 4 years ago
fucking badass.
righthandsb 4 years ago
Lol at the end.
cchj768 4 years ago
Thanks ren128 and i hope portal 2 is coming (wicked sick)
MetalMulishaTroop2 4 years ago
on which plattform is this?
KingAfter77 4 years ago
pc, xbox 360 and ps3 (the last at being released it's the ps3 version because programming for it is a pain in the ass)
ren128 4 years ago
Game is great but anyone know the song on 00:28 - 00:42
MetalMulishaTroop2 4 years ago
i think it's on the episode 2 soundtrack
ren128 4 years ago
the game is roughly 8 hours long according to valve
stevo2909 4 years ago
It takes most people about 3 hours.
I'm a bit disappointed after waiting for this game (a game like this) for several years. :\
But meh it's awesome, and it just came out, and it's the first so we will see alot of fanmade maps (That's what valve expects)
and maybe some new stuff from valve.
Nero0 4 years ago
yeah i beat it in under 3 hours the first time. but it was so funny i had to play it again and beat it under an hour. but hey you got these advanced maps and the challenges to look forward to. i agree with the fanmade maps part. this game is gonna be insane when shit starts kicking in. mild spoiler--------the overall plot was not good at all. half of the game was testing and then the other half was easy shit. is there gonna be a portal 2? seems alot was left out
Halofan11 4 years ago
best game ever
SovereignZuul 4 years ago 10
that game was really good
Whopkinz 4 years ago
2/3 of portal involves training
luckily its a lot of fun to train
the last third is a real application to all that you've learned.
chrisstorvik 4 years ago 2
Lmao, Love the Motto: There's a hole in the sky, through which things can fly.
4thMeal 4 years ago
How short is it?
joHax0r 4 years ago
Few hours long - Extremely fun though
toxiferous 4 years ago
This game is so fun. Too bad the story mode is kinda short(for me).
bambarby 4 years ago
It looks really cool, and with the Orange Box, it's a damn good deal. It looks kind of confusing as well.. but really different and unique.
wildfiretgh 4 years ago
"If at first you don't suceed, you fail."
MaserLaser 4 years ago
They had me at "Welcome to..."
Deminox 4 years ago
That looks freaking awesome!
trivium2393 4 years ago
what a head fuck!!!
jdfmurphy 4 years ago