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  • Look folks, it's like this. There is one thing and one thing only that is "gay". And that is being romantically/sexually attracted primarily to people of the same sex. Thinking that there are any other traits that all gay people share is no different than thinking all black people like fried chicken or all asian people can't drive or all white people can't dance - dumb stereotypes that only reveal your own ignorance and insecurity.

  • BJJ is only gay in gracie barra mcdojos

  • Thing is, I'm not even a practitioner of BJJ nor any grappling martial art and I find this epically stupid and not funny :)) no wonder it got cancelled after just one episode haha.

  • Roy Dean is not that macho i guess

  • Man fuck this shit talking crap about my martial art.....tsk tsk

  • Chael Sonnen wrote this sketch.

  • fuck this show. if i get the chance ill finger her without trimming my nails first. glad it got cancelled after one episode, biatch.

  • MATT HUGHES finds jiujitsu funny at the beginning

  • that man is a very gay man.

  • who wants 2 kill this guy

  • Lol, I train BJJ, and this is kinda true. I mean before I started BJJ, I thought grappling was on the gay side..I guess to a person who has never done it before it is kinda weird.

  • Jesus christ. What is wrong with people. As soon as someone tells you that "BJJ is gay" you are ready to murder people? Are you folks nuts? Cant you really take something like that and ignore it cause you know better?

  • It ain't gay if it's a three way!

  • hahahahaha i do bjj but i gotta say it does look pretty gay. I found this hilarious.

  • tell me bjj is gay after ive broken you arm and choked you unconcious

  • That Rear Naked choke sucked

  • Funny! As Hell

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  • Bjj is only Gay if you SCREAM.

  • LOL fucking classic

  • this isn't funny at all

    

  • This is halareous. But BJJ isn't gay ahahahahahaha.... And as lucaastonho said, unless you make eye contact.

  • so far there are 158 people that are gay in denial and likes BJJ.

  • 149 gracies didn't laugh at this video muuhahaha

  • @ExistMusik oh, i'm over 18, so i'm sure it's legal for you. you'll have to buy me a drink first though ;)

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  • @delakaye only rule needed is, no eye contact

  • @lucastonho effective at being flamingly gay? absolutely!

  • @danniboi07 About as gay as the singing cats, and michael jackson videos you fav'd. You wouldn't know the first thing about fighting to make the comments you made.

  • @Mike1981j lol, j00 r funny

  • i will never roll again !

  • it's always gay until you get caught in a submission...

  • im sorry i do both BJJ and wrestling and i have to say wrestling is way more gay just saying

  • @bigblue01757 agree, I do BJJ, and I think wrestling is so gay :D but I also must admit, BJJ sometimes looks gay... especially without GI...

  • Damn, I'm gay.

  • @TheHawkdaddy LOL!

    Really? Ignorant is calling a duck a duck?

  • @hopked Go "roll" with your boyfriend.

  • @jorgekluney ill go roll with one of the 5 girl blue belts we have at the gym that are not only cute (and in great shape thanks to jits) but would woop your ass

  • As a Martial artist and a grappler myself of course we don't see it as Gay but I'm sure the majority of people do see it as gay.even ufc fans boo when the fight goes to the ground nowadays

  • @hopked That's a really gay thing to say. I've noticed alot of homosexuals who love grappling with other men get so angry when someone bashes grappling they say exactly what you just said.

  • @dfnhedtjhrfh everyone thinks thier martial art is the most effective in the world. but truth is BJJ guys dont do any better on the ground than wreslters, catch wreslters, Japanese jujutsu, ect.

  • BJJ is only Gay if you make EYE CONTACT

  • @nahuelfantino Rule number one

  • I honestly believe this show premiered at the wrong time. Wait until after the Super Bowl was over, like a Summer/Fall, heck even a mid-season series. Then it'll have a more positive critical:viewer reaction.

  • @Oz1976 ''gay my ass'' lol just thought that was a funny and ironic thing to say lol. but i totally agree bjj ftw!!!

  • @chemicalxi6 Yeah I guess that really didn't come out right...

  • no turkish oil wrestling is the gayest no shirt allowed have to have oil all over body allowed to reach inside pants for grips...

  • @saberman41 i just saw that on tv the other day and the reaching in the pants by another oiled up dude is pretty unnerving.

  • @Oz1976 - Yeah, I bet you like to choke my chicken.

    @rampage134 - First of all, the Us. Forces don't *protect* anyone, they invade other countries. Second, they're the gayest forces out there, which is why their motto is "don't ask, don't tell". This is public knowledge in the civilised world.

  • @XSoulStormX oh god you're from sweden, the biggest candy ass country in the world...get the fuck outta here with your bullshit.

  • Bjj is the gayest martial arts there is. I can see why there are so many homos into bjj roflmao. gtfo with that gay shit.

  • Brazilian jiu jitsu is so gay. No denying that.

  • I practise BJJ well actualy I recovering from a bad knee. I don't BJJ is gay. But it really, really does look gay and thier is no getting around the fact.

  • I've been doing BJJ for a while but I do agree this skit is funny. BTW i'm not gay!

  • "I love it when they submit!" wow...

  • @supajive It's alright to be gay :)) Don't get mad cause of it :(( BTW , if you're so tough, go to military , fly a plane or something more, how I should put it.... not-gay maybe xD ?

  • Although I love grappling and will probably do it as long as I am able , I must admit grappling looks freaking gay... right until you get your arm broken.

  • The latest BJJ move the cock choke!

  • I love bjj but this is funny as hell.

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  • I love how martial artsy ppl take themselves so seriously. I do bjj, and found this hilarious...

  • Im learning BJJ right now and i love it but this is hilarious.

  • Thumbs up if you LYFAO! XD

  • @ICE999KOLD Im not sure footstomps are part of the BJJ curriculum.

  • @jamielowndes I'm not talking bout Chris Leben. I'm talking bout Mauricio Shogun Rua, the guy who stomped peoples faces into the ground back in Pride and now Overhand ko's karate dudes in UFC

  • @lucastonho It's not the most affective martial art, why do BJJ get owned by Judo then? BJJ is a sport anyway and has zero self defense application. Watch my video on BJJ!

  • BJJ stands for 'Battyman Ju Jitsu!'

  • and to finish, i forgot: if you want laxity, don't try BJJ, try the army.

  • hahahah

  • LOLOL. I love videos like these...shows the gross immaturity of most practitioners.

    If you feel it's too gay after watching a vid like this, perhaps you're not very confident in your own sexuality to tell the difference. HAHAHAHA

  • Jiu jitsu guys do the spiral ride with the palm to the thigh, that's gay.

  • god, its just a joke people. Of course you would faggots take an obvious joke so seriously. Simmer the fuck down and learn how to develop a sense of humor.

    god you people are pathetic.

  • gay dudes that will fuck you up!

  • @bouhey1 fuck you up the ass, yes pfff LOLLL

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  • The black man's face at 0.35 - 0.37 makes me laugh

  • @Castelattus ; That's what the roycie family has made you to believe. I have found several articles disproving that point. The loser ends up on the ground. The winner stays on top and keeps his mobility. End of argument.

  • @Anandfulness hahaha... "the loser that ends up on the ground" is a guy like you, that can't fight on the ground.

    Ground is the most comfortable place for those who practice brazilian Jiu Jitsu. I have won all my street fights on the ground. "End. of argument".

  • @Castelattus : Only in a 1 vs. 1 match. On the streets, where you will most likely face more than one opponent (who the hell would start a fight when he's alone?) you will lose if you go to the ground. It's basic knowledge you fool. The first thing my jiu jitsu instructor told me was ''Never go to the ground.''. Only go to the ground if you have no other option. In my ears this sounded like a waste of time to train 100% of my time on the ground if my own instructor advises me not to do it.

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  • as someone who loves Jiu jitsu, its totally true.

  • @Cropheus just a bit touchy eh?

  • @migerusan29 ; Oh, you are talking scientifically? Well then. Let's see the results. I want to see that research. Where do you get the numbers? 95%? Seems pretty steep. 9/10? Also seems very high. Where do you get these numbers? Don't tell me from the Gracie-family because you VERY WELL know that that's a biased viewpoint. I want unbiased research. I have an article of a renowned self defense expert that destroys that argument. I will send it via private message.

  • @migerusan29 ; And when am I ever going to meet that world class wrestler or judoka on the street? You know what? Going to the ground is stupid by itself. You never choose to go to the ground. Going to the ground is the last thing you need to do in a self defense situation. Think about your attacker's friends or what he might be carrying in his pocket. Even BJJ instructors teach you to view the ground as a last option. Why don't you take your smart-ass off youtube with your dumb comments?

  • Haha i train MMA but damn this is funny, and yeah it is a kinda gay behaviour thou, can't get away from that.

    But i think the thing that makes BJJ even more gay is the silly pyjamases they wear... its better to wrestle each other halfnaked ;)

  • @EGarrett01 ; And that's why a lot of "striking" martial arts focus on anti-grappling techniques. Remember, a BJJ-fighter still needs to come close enough to do the grapple, until he gets there you can either retreat, kick, knee, punch or elbow him. And even if he gets close enough, and gets to grab you, he still needs a lot of time to do his thing. In that time one of my friends will already have helped me. Only in a pure one vs. one fight would he have a 'chance'.

  • There are so many other martial arts where you don't have to wrestle like this... Where you actually learn to punch and kick instead of going into ''the cuddle position'' that bjj practitioners emphasize on. It's seriously gay. I'm not homophobic, but as a heterosexual man, I don't like other sweaty men to ''mount'' me. I'd rather train my punches and kicks up to the point where it's impossible for them to do this.

  • thats funny stuff.

  • HAHAHAHAHA! THEY LITE THEIR LIGHTERS AT 1:10! THAT WAS GREAT TIMING!

  • LOL

  • THIS IS FUCKING HILLARIOUS!!!!! XD People should get over the tough macho feel and enjoy a funny ass joke!!!! My buddies take Jiu jitsu freaking religiously, and they loved this vid, made them laugh their asses off!!!!

  • Brazilian Jiu jitsu jajaja is gayest sport jajajaja...!!!

    If you gay friend tihnks he's gay, he must be gay...!!!!!!!!!!

  • its a video in all good fun, but what a disgrace. they forgot to mention the fact that one of those "gay jiu-jitsu guys" can break every one of your limbs lmao

  • @HumbleWhiteBeltBJJ who gives a fuck about breaking someones limbs in the 21st century? u idiot.. no one cares about who is the best fighter in 2010.. only uneducated rednecks and morons care about that. BJJ is fucking gay.

  • lol what show is this!

  • Hahahahahahahahahaha this is Hillarious! but seriously Bjj is Awesome!

  • @Cropheus It's still gay if you break their neck while your legs are wrapped around their waist. Seriously, I get your point, but it DOES look pretty damn gay sometimes

  • lets just agree that BJJ is both deadly and gay

  • @fresheggot motion carried

  • @fresheggot No, just gay. Really gay.

  • dummest sketch, its not gay if u can kill someone with it

  • @xbox360king70 Two words: Anal. Rape.

  • So, if you lose to a "gay" in like 10 seconds in a street fight what does that make you? A P#SSY.

  • @9Rayvik9

    Why? remember that transgendered Muay Thai champ? gay people can fight.

  • I'm surprised so many BJJ practitioners are getting so upset about this sketch. I love training in BJJ and thought this sketch was very funny.

  • id really like to see rickson gracie beating up the makers of this scatch right now ... not with UFC rules but in an old fashion (no gloves, no holds barred) vale tudo match

  • @memento18poker

    LOL thats our fucking motto at the gym, if your mounting a dude, dont make eye contact

  • @HowToDoThisYourself lol, i'm guessing you've seen the wanderlei - shogun bjj moticational poster

  • how is learning how to cut off blood circulation in arteries(Ex.Rnc) gay? I've actually had a couple people pass out in tournaments cause they don'y wanna tap. I even see a guys arm snap. The nuber one rule of jiu jitsu...TAP OR SNAP!

  • Hahaha very funne. I understand why people would think it's gay, when they are looking at it. But am gonna say this, those gays can take you down in an instant...

  • UGH forget the specifics, timmafee0, my point is, it's just a show- lighten up

  • @airsoftmarkos Hell yeah, that's whats up

  • for pete's sake it's just a show. They just needed writing material. Don't worry, jiu jitsu-ers, there will be no need to karate chop any television producers... the show got cancelled. There, is your ego a little less bruised now?

  • @wikkedlilgrrl theres no hitting or kicking in jiu jitsu... just chokes and bone breaking subs

  • yes... this was gay

  • come on guys lighten up

  • Ha, I do BJJ but this is hilarious.

    Anyone know what show it's from?

  • what show was this on

  • curse those who mock brazilian jiu-jitsu. Anyone who mocked Brazilian Jiu-jitsu will suffer a chokehold from a member of Gracie family until death. lol

  • "Every1 thinks it's gay before jiu jitsu practitioner breaks their arm or neck in half " "I want to break all the bones of all actors and producers of this movie. "

    BJJ guys always want to break the bones of their oppents regardless if it is in self-defense or not[more often it is not] Take it easy guys, if you do not want to recieve crap then quit dishing it out on other styles of fighting. Why is it that the bullies are the ones who can never take a joke?

  • Yea i wanna see Producer vs. Minotaur ...lets see who is gay now

  • Ahahahahaha. This is awesome, it's so true. "the evidence is mounting", hur hur.

  • I want to break all the bones of all actors and producers of this movie.

  • Take it easy there big guy. I know it can be annoying sometimes but you just have to learn to laugh at it.

  • LOL - that's exactly how to reveal the secret gayness factor.

  • @crits1458

    Security issues much?

  • hahaha that's funny

    I'm a BJJ white belt, no homo

  • @HBninjar Wait until you become Black Belt.

  • bjj rules

  • heather graham is hot

  • bwahah so true

  • HILARIOUS

  • Its not gay if balls dont touch !!

  • lol

  • if brazilian ju jitsu isnt gay then i dont know what is, two sweaty white guys rolling around with each other seems kinda gay.

  • I'm an extremely straight married guy who practices Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, but I have to admit... this video was hilarious. :D

    Yes, there are times that it feels a little gay... but I sometimes have to grapple with violent patients at my job, and it's definitely effective.

  • Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu....Putting the BJ in BJJ...

  • Why is everyone so down on BJJ? All effectiveness of the art aside for a moment. Two guys on the floor with their legs and arms wrapped around each other while they sweat and grunt is so not gay. lol.

    Besides, lets stop looking at the inherent gayness of the art and focus on the good things that BJJ teaches people. Like how to act like you're better than everyone else and how to look down your nose at other martial arts.

  • i want to kill whoever made this sketch

  • You really suck. You don't know what Gay is all about. BJJ is martial art and hell yeah as rafaelsoftside said you can call it gay when the other gay breaks your weak legs and arms.

  • Well, my arms and legs will heal, but your GAYNESS remains. Face it, your MA is epic faggotry.

  • But then you will go to your home and say a gay man broke my legs and arms.

  • And you will go home to your boyfriend and hump his ass all night long.

  • what the fuck?????

    you get a boner , youre gay

  • To be completely honest, I'm gay and I want to try this sport.

    Looks 'fun'.

  • Try not to poke someone in the practice xD

  • @PoshMurder wrestling or submission wrestling also works ;O

  • @PoshMurder Go for it, but make sure your health insurance premiums are paid up, because you are going to need it after your arm or knee is snapped like a twig.

  • Oh yeah when is one on one fight ever really occur? you could always walk away! and if its two on one well then you are toast because while you are grappling on the floor his buddy is going to kick you in the head!! Learn to punch and work on your running!!

  • hahahahhahaha , the thing of fighting three or four capable oponenents is bullshit man.....

  • Dam i got to say as a BJJ-ka i find this sh it hillarious you got to learn to laugh at yourself.

    sometimes when i have someone in a rear naked choke i gently brush their hair and say shhhh....dont worry it will all be over soon

  • Martial arts in general are VERY homoerotic, In a platonic way ( if that makes any sense)

    Traditionally its been VERY patriarchal so the men involved become very close with each other

    In japan, it use to be said that the purest form of love is between a man and a man. Platonic ally speaking I think.....

  • One of my Instructors David,is a Brown belt in Gracie Jiu Jitsu,he laughed at this clip and said "Ok...Now Im scared" and Grinned. There is nothing gay about the art of War,but possibly trying to relate Gay,with WAR (Two total Opposites) Might say somthing about you.

  • This was pretty funny and it was funny in the Bullshido video. You guys need to relax. I do BJJ as part of MMA and I don't find this offensive. It's just a joke. Don't get so butt hurt over this. I don't even know the name of this movie and I doubt many people saw it, so it's not like this has "tarnished" BJJ's reputation.

  • "That is very gay behavior" "I am struck by how gay this display of gayness is" lmao

  • lol that's the funniest thing i've ever seen. That's why the Japanese invented jiujitsu but never applied it to the ground. Because they are not gay homosexuals like the Gracie's who like to brag about caressing bodies with their enemies being the supreme martial arts.

  • u may say it is gay,but they still can kick ur ass and break some bones...

    isnt that funny? u r so afraid to look gay,that u prob would get ur ass kicked?I think it is funny,alot

  • gay....is there anything gay about breaking your arm so it doesn't bend the same way ever again?

    and id like to see u pull an arm bar standing up, its possible...against a total idiot

    i will defend japanese jiujisu tho by saying 1 word. sakuraba

  • Hes just a great fighter,I meen You could do another martial art that isnt BJJ,and he could still kick your ass. Its the person,If your saying BJJ is not that great,go and fight a BJJ Dojo owner,you dont need to hide behind sakuraba ,because any one of the people he defeated (Gracies) would eat you alive.

  • Umm, Sakuraba didn't study japanese jujitsu. He studied catch wrestling, which is a western form of submission wrestling.

  • BAAAAAWW, MY SHITTY MARTIAL ART GOT OWNED BY GRACIE JIUJITSU SO NOW I MUST PROJECT.

    Glad you find something sexual about men grappling though. I think you just outed yourself.

  • @acemaster916 The Japanese did apply their jujitsu so the ground look at their heel hooks, leg locks, wrist locks, armbars they are all forms of ground technique. Why are you so insecure about wrestle with another guy? Is it because you might be turned on? Some people are just plain retarded.

  • Haha... you might be gay if you passed up an opportunity to bone Heather Graham.

  • Bwahah!

  • what is this from?

  • That looks like a nice gym. :B

  • hhhaha so funny to some one looking in who has never done it it definatly does look gay but if you do it you know its hard as hell but that was funny

  • i love bjj ... but this is hilarious ... anybody know where this was taken from?

    thx