Hey guy below me saying America would f sucked without france and I have to say something about that. We had (A) no proper military( less than 1/3 joined the militia and we wernt very populated) (B) a smaller military. (C) we had NO navy and you guys had a big one. (D) you guys had the biggest army in the world. Now here is something to shut you up where were you guys in the fight against japan in WW2. Oh yea your whole force sent there was crushed by an army less than half its size.
hmm... not sure if you might be treading on your own toes a bit, because first you say that they were the stupid pilgrims who went over there and killed everyone, and then you say that they were actually still us when the war for independence came along...
The US cannot be the chairman of the UN as they never signed the universal declaration of human rights.
And the americans could not win the independence war without the military and financial help of the french.
This really shuts their mouth, as they know this to be true, specially at the last battle when the french navy cut the brittish army replacement by the sea once they got the revolutionary army to the beach, that was going to get Washington by the back.
Lmao I favorite this shit I’m American but I love his video I think some people just don’t have a since of humor that’s the only reason in my opinion why anyone would watch this and not laugh
Dude, I live in America, and I hate it. Fat people are everywhere. I work at Target, and all the motorized carts are completely dead by the first hour of opening. And in the fucking south. I hate these hicks and their inbred twangy twat accent.
Britain and America are two of the most productive countries in the fucking world as far as advances in pretty much everything from tech to medicine and you're gonna fucking sit there pretending one is better? Grow the hell up. One doesn't control the other and you obviously-in all of your intellect - don't realize the British werent the only immigrants to go to America. Fuck you and your stereotypes.
This is the reason there will never be world peace. I am American and have nothing against the British, but some people go off ranting about who's better and it makes everyone shitty.
@LADYGAGAISGODx I laugh at the fact that this American can even operate a keyboard, even if his/her finger was glued to the shift button. And for calling the British dumb, I refer you to the countless hours of footage of Americans getting ridiculously easy questions wrong. Oh, and my predicted GCSE grades are 5 A* and a B.
Im american, but America sucks. So many deaths and so much cruelty, and we use it for? Rascism and AFV. But then again weve spread that to Europe and therefore its now no better. But then theres the Mexicans with their bullfights and that puppy hanging picture.
But anyway, why are petty citizens fighting over 100 year old events that barely even matter anymore?
Don't criticize the pilgrims if you want to criticize America. They were fucking British, and they weren't even close to being the first British settlement here. The first settlement that lasted was Jamestown, 1609. Plymouth happend quite a bit later. People who killed Native Americans at first were British. You started that invasion. And you people owned slaves too.
But that was the past. Today, in the present you "PWNS" us now :(
@Scottidott Well its a good job she hasnt been put in jail you ignorant twat. She was arrested by transport police for racially aggrevated harrassment. She hasnt been sentanced with anyhing
@superhamza85 why does that make me a dumbass. i dont see reason why i should have assumed you werent in fact retarded or mentally unstable. unless you wanted to convey that you are just a jackass which may in fact be the case given your initial comment
alot of talk about inbreeds. good job insulting people like Thomas Jefferson and Benjamin Franklin, probably some of the most important Englishmen/americans in establishing the idea of secular government.
American : "Im American and I'm not offended"............Grim Reaper from Monty Python: "Shut up, you American. You Americans, all you do is talk, and talk, and say "let me tell you something" and "I just wanna say." Well, you're dead now, so shut up. "
I live in Arizona, and Britain is WAAAY fucking better lol. You know how much better the economy is over there? How many fewer gun deaths there are? (They don't allow them) and how much less corruption there is?
You're our colony, our slaves. We own all, we decided to outsource the mundane work to you. We don't work here, it's a permanent retirement from the British Empire, and you earn our pension. Freedom? lol...we invented it as a sort of joke to shut you up.
Britain didn't find America first. It was Spain, so don't say that you own our country. So even without Britain we would be a country. I admit though America is full of shit. Also in world war 2 America didn't get involved was because we didn't want to get in another war only 40 years before. Also if one American says something you shouldn't go and rip on the hole country. I'm American never gone to Britian but love the countries history. So don't call our hole country socialist only part of it.
@AnonymousDeaths lol, no one in their right mind would accuse america of being socialist.... England is a socialised democracy, like most of the other successful democracies including your Canadian neighbours. I think if anything the international community feels that america isn't socialist enough. Stop being so paranoid and get some public hospitals and pay your taxes without whining about it!
Talk about backward, they put Hitler as Times man of the year in 1938 & then had to let Pearl Harbour get bombarded to get the public to pull their finger out of their arse & join the war & even then it was against the /,\'s.
i've been to the UK and i live in US. They both have ups and downs, as far a culture goes UK wins by a long shot. But US has more sights for tourism (Certain cites, national parks and "wonders of the world")
Ad hominem, Ad hominem, taking pride in the fact you beat an army in your own soil, P.S. ad hominem, ad hominem. Don't you just love the Great American Education System.
This does remind me about my trip to London. While I was there, I was thinking "American's aren't so bad, they're are a lot of fat people here as well." However, when I went back to the states, I started realizing that while you have fat people, we have MORBIDLY obese people. People that shouldn't even be able to move but some how keep it going.
Coughlan, your attemp at humor migfh be sincere, but its sucks. It is not even like sarcasm, more like you were retarded. I' m tired too listen at your bullshit. You should save your breath for something intelligent. That is why I unsubbed. Too much crap, not enough substance.
I'm not patriotic enough to be offended by this video. I found it funny because, as a joke about my country, he's right. As a country, we are a big, drooling gimp. I'm rather fond of our land, and most of the people I know here, because there are a lot of nice, intelligent, cool people here. We're big, though, and full of a fair share if idiots, fat people, fanatics, and I know because I've met those people, too.
American, and I laughed so hard during this. Love your videos; people need to realize that you're just extremely sarcastic and learn to laugh at themselves! :)
Hey but fuck you.....I live in Albuquerque, and it is a 400 years old city, founded during the Spanish conquest of Cervantes and Coronado. Not an american yankee wanker city
@TacticalSerenity17 The Spanish ? You mean that country that spawned the powerhouses of South and Central America ? The country that England smacked down so hard that they still haven't recovered over 400 years later and now serve as little more than a cheap holiday destination for the British working classes ? :)
@SarthorS it was during the time of the height of the Habsburg empire. You guys are like racist White supremisists, riding off the achievements of old english empires and thinking it has anything to do with modern day england. What in the fuck happened to your empire, ehh? You know, the one that got it's ass handed to it by us, the french, and puny little India? yeah.... America has done nothing but get larger, and has been the EXACT same government since the start
@TacticalSerenity17 Umm, you do realise that Coughlan is a comedian and while most of his vids are on things he takes seriously, this one obviously isn't. My post also wasn't meant to be taken seriously hence the little smilie at the end. We created the country of India, smashed every rebellion and eventually granted it independance. As for the French, they have always been our hated rivals. The last time they really beat us though was during the Norman invasion. Almost 1000 years ago.
ACTUALLY, according to the constitution of the United States of America it clearly states (article I, section IX) the no person holding any office of profit or trust under them, shall, without the consent of congress, accept of any present, emolument, office, or title, of any kind, from any king, prince, or foreign state. And considering Obama has a position within the U.N. not authorized by congress he is in direct violation therof. So, no its not because we suck, its because it is illegal.
The U.S. was not founded solely based on religious freedom. The pilgrims came after we had already established settlements further south. One example of that would be Jamestown. The religious pilgrims were actually planning to land much further south than they did but fucked up their navigation and landed at what was soon to be called Plymouth which I do agree, is kind of dumb that they named it after the place from which they came.
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LOL, This video just shows how dumb some Americans are, while on the other hand, FederalistFilms video go's and shows how dumb some Brits are. Scores even i think.
@pentecranialbapptist I am Scottish, not Scotch - I'm not food/ drink. The capital city is Edinburgh, not Glasgow. The British didn't invade Scotland, the English did. I assume you are trolling me now because no one can be this stupid.
Can I take it seriously? Just for the fun of it. I'm going to put it on my iPhone, and if an American asks for directions in their usual polite and cheery and pleasant manner, I'll show them the video as a response.
I just want to offend, it's my sexual orientation.
@captvanhalen LOL! You're actually that stupid? I live in America, duckfucker! And how are the British "slaves?" They vote, they have paliamentary democracy. What, did you actually believe that the Queen has temporal power? Her entire position now is that of a rich old lady with a lot of stalkers, husband who says stupid things in public, a son who lives at home even though he's in his 60s, and a prematurely balding grandson who got married recently.
Hey guy below me saying America would f sucked without france and I have to say something about that. We had (A) no proper military( less than 1/3 joined the militia and we wernt very populated) (B) a smaller military. (C) we had NO navy and you guys had a big one. (D) you guys had the biggest army in the world. Now here is something to shut you up where were you guys in the fight against japan in WW2. Oh yea your whole force sent there was crushed by an army less than half its size.
voom41 1 day ago
hmm... not sure if you might be treading on your own toes a bit, because first you say that they were the stupid pilgrims who went over there and killed everyone, and then you say that they were actually still us when the war for independence came along...
DrunkenGlums 1 day ago
lol The UN helped to prevent the use of toxic gas during WWII That's a huge fucking deal, and that's only one thing.
Vermundorr 2 weeks ago
The US cannot be the chairman of the UN as they never signed the universal declaration of human rights.
And the americans could not win the independence war without the military and financial help of the french.
This really shuts their mouth, as they know this to be true, specially at the last battle when the french navy cut the brittish army replacement by the sea once they got the revolutionary army to the beach, that was going to get Washington by the back.
theawesomebeliever 2 weeks ago
Dear god. I almost choked to death on orange juice xD
Anarchosaur 2 weeks ago
Take that you faggy little pilgrims! :P
Pieh0 3 weeks ago
Lmao I favorite this shit I’m American but I love his video I think some people just don’t have a since of humor that’s the only reason in my opinion why anyone would watch this and not laugh
osyrus8888 1 month ago
I never thought about it, but America IS kinda like the South of the UK... o__o
GashPlague 1 month ago
@GashPlague Not like the south, like the WEST.
Peppepoppldoppl 3 weeks ago
@Peppepoppldoppl Huh? What do you mean? America is like the West of UK, or Western America is the new Southern America?
GashPlague 3 weeks ago
@GashPlague Southern US is like the west of the UK.
Peppepoppldoppl 3 weeks ago
This guy is a boss! Way to go mate :)
MitchTheWarlord 1 month ago
Dude, I live in America, and I hate it. Fat people are everywhere. I work at Target, and all the motorized carts are completely dead by the first hour of opening. And in the fucking south. I hate these hicks and their inbred twangy twat accent.
astralremnant 1 month ago
@astralremnant Depends on where you live. I'm in DC and there's not that many here.
eirefrance 1 month ago
Britain and America are two of the most productive countries in the fucking world as far as advances in pretty much everything from tech to medicine and you're gonna fucking sit there pretending one is better? Grow the hell up. One doesn't control the other and you obviously-in all of your intellect - don't realize the British werent the only immigrants to go to America. Fuck you and your stereotypes.
AdangerousRETARD 2 months ago
@AdangerousRETARD
You certainly live up to your username.. Bravo.
QuasiMolko 1 month ago
@QuasiMolko lol-dont get humour? im sorry. but anyways....im right :D
AdangerousRETARD 1 month ago
im so bored with the U.S.A.
5oodings 2 months ago
I'm an american, and I approve this message.
RJLupin6 2 months ago
This is the reason there will never be world peace. I am American and have nothing against the British, but some people go off ranting about who's better and it makes everyone shitty.
MajorArtillary 2 months ago
Classic!
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@LADYGAGAISGODx I laugh at the fact that this American can even operate a keyboard, even if his/her finger was glued to the shift button. And for calling the British dumb, I refer you to the countless hours of footage of Americans getting ridiculously easy questions wrong. Oh, and my predicted GCSE grades are 5 A* and a B.
Dinkzta 2 months ago
pretty funny. usually i hate anitamerican vids but this one didnt really offend me
mackshayster 3 months ago
I was litterally ROFL my ass off. I love your rants.
rohontsiawaks 3 months ago
Haven't even watched the whole thing yet but this is genius XD XD i love you
ThisWorldWillBeMine 3 months ago
God save the Queen and all his buddies!!! ;)
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Im american, but America sucks. So many deaths and so much cruelty, and we use it for? Rascism and AFV. But then again weve spread that to Europe and therefore its now no better. But then theres the Mexicans with their bullfights and that puppy hanging picture.
But anyway, why are petty citizens fighting over 100 year old events that barely even matter anymore?
Milomia9 3 months ago
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Milomia9 3 months ago
Don't criticize the pilgrims if you want to criticize America. They were fucking British, and they weren't even close to being the first British settlement here. The first settlement that lasted was Jamestown, 1609. Plymouth happend quite a bit later. People who killed Native Americans at first were British. You started that invasion. And you people owned slaves too.
But that was the past. Today, in the present you "PWNS" us now :(
And the fat people here are disgusting.
PirateMonkeyFilmz 3 months ago
haha... love it... hehe....
discussislam 3 months ago
@discussislam yo man, how goes it
Coughlan616 3 months ago
@Coughlan616 - I'm good thanks, mate. I always enjoy your vids - this one made me giggle :D
discussislam 3 months ago
@Coughlan616 I'm American and this shit was mad funny dude! The American accent @ 02:58 was hilarious.
Elpha22 2 months ago
@Coughlan616 But at least us American's can actually speak English. It's pronounced "THINK" not "FINK" asshole! :)
Elpha22 2 months ago
@Elpha22 loooool yes you have made advances in the english language...go invade another 3rd world country cunthole XD
ppopp661 3 weeks ago
When Britain put a women in jail for a racist rant on a tram, Britain achieved second wold status.
Enjoy being on the same level as China.
Scottidott 3 months ago
@Scottidott Well its a good job she hasnt been put in jail you ignorant twat. She was arrested by transport police for racially aggrevated harrassment. She hasnt been sentanced with anyhing
But hey, way to go over the top
Coughlan616 3 months ago 13
@Coughlan616 Ah, don't bother.
You might get jailed for many things in China, but "racist rants" is NOT one of them.
China does, however, own the USA now, so - yeah, enjoy being on the same level as China ;-)))
grozde 2 months ago
@superhamza85 why does that make me a dumbass. i dont see reason why i should have assumed you werent in fact retarded or mentally unstable. unless you wanted to convey that you are just a jackass which may in fact be the case given your initial comment
TheMCBADGER 3 months ago
"you can't even win at being fat anymore" haha
oscarmania56 3 months ago
alot of talk about inbreeds. good job insulting people like Thomas Jefferson and Benjamin Franklin, probably some of the most important Englishmen/americans in establishing the idea of secular government.
TheMCBADGER 3 months ago
@TheMCBADGER
Benjamin Franklin was a Scientologist, and Jefferson was a penguin, everyone knows that, dumbass Americans!
superhamzah85 3 months ago
@superhamzah85 benjamin franklin was in fact an atheist. i believe you are trolling
TheMCBADGER 3 months ago
@TheMCBADGER
Go fuck yourself
superhamzah85 3 months ago
@superhamzah85 quite an intelligent response my British fellow.
TheMCBADGER 3 months ago
@TheMCBADGER
The fact you took my comment seriously, means you're a dumbass.
superhamzah85 3 months ago
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@TheMCBADGER
The fact you take this video seriously, means you're a retard.
superhamzah85 3 months ago
As an American I must say you are 100% correct.
customerjon 3 months ago
Outrageous, but hilarious!
matbroomfield 3 months ago
"We brought out the gimp"
brilliant
Chefodeath 4 months ago
I swear to god you said 'you lot' about a hundred times.
Anarchyson1 4 months ago
I love our American cousins more than our bitchy European brothers.
ayoopdog 4 months ago
Did FederalistFillms' get taken down?
AlphaCentCom 4 months ago
5:13
Where da leaders av da free world ruhhh ruhh ruhhh
I started cracking up so much
yes I'm american
SeaSerpent67 4 months ago 5
@SeaSerpent67
Well done for laughing at yourself. The only people who can't do that are babies, and idiots.
superhamzah85 3 months ago
What happened to Federalist Films? The link in the discription says he's closed his account...
Fangtorn 4 months ago
Lol, pretty amusing. Bashing America never really gets old.
Vire70 4 months ago
American : "Im American and I'm not offended"............Grim Reaper from Monty Python: "Shut up, you American. You Americans, all you do is talk, and talk, and say "let me tell you something" and "I just wanna say." Well, you're dead now, so shut up. "
PilkingtonLogic 4 months ago
I'm American and I'm not offended. Any American who is angry is an emotional pussy who hates hearing the truth.
Viktir666 4 months ago
I live in Arizona, and Britain is WAAAY fucking better lol. You know how much better the economy is over there? How many fewer gun deaths there are? (They don't allow them) and how much less corruption there is?
stooge389 4 months ago
TALKING SHIT ABOUT US WHEN THE USA OWNS YOUTUBE AND YOU'RE LIFE DEPENDS ON YOUTUBE LOOOL BRITS ARE SO DUMB BRUSH YOUR TEEH BRITS
LADYGAGAISGODx 4 months ago
@LADYGAGAISGODx I can tell by your username and your capslock issues that you're not too bright.
Viktir666 4 months ago 3
@Viktir666 Well, Someone got told :D
Karsh11 4 months ago
@LADYGAGAISGODx Even your own nation are looking down on you right now.
TetraWins 4 months ago
@LADYGAGAISGODx
You're our colony, our slaves. We own all, we decided to outsource the mundane work to you. We don't work here, it's a permanent retirement from the British Empire, and you earn our pension. Freedom? lol...we invented it as a sort of joke to shut you up.
superhamzah85 4 months ago
BRITAIN IS AMERICAS 51 STATE ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS BRUSH YOUR TEETH BRITS BRUSH YOUR TEETH UGLY MOTHER FUCKERS
LADYGAGAISGODx 4 months ago
So, the US is the UK's petrie dish. That explains so very much.
achtungcircus 4 months ago
I'm a American, I would be angry... but this is a funny troll...
The other guy must be fuming... Well played, well played....
HatterMadigan 4 months ago 16
@HatterMadigan an American*
CaelaHarlot 4 months ago
we've only got more fat people in the 45-52 age group or something like that.
InnocenceExperience 4 months ago
" we brought out the gimp" haha this should be called Richard the dick Coughlan pwns America.
InnocenceExperience 4 months ago
"it was Britain versus its own b team" haha nice one
InnocenceExperience 4 months ago
What a douche! Stutter a bit??
fastclyde1 4 months ago
WE ARE NOT AMUSED. but have no fear sooner or later america will once again kick the shit out of your sorry little country.
corghhh 4 months ago
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@corghhh You're living on our spunk bubble.
kff 4 months ago
@corghhh For what reasons?
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@corghhh
Aye right after your economy implodes, right?
Vire70 4 months ago
@AnonymousDeaths Spain didn't find America, the Asian's did. Followed by the vikings.
jonjoehulio 4 months ago
What happened to the federalistfilms channel? The channel is marked as not available.
arsenelupin123 4 months ago
How about the English are Germanic ....Hello! Britain is the slave of the Vatican. Let's keep the facts straight.
CovenantOfLove 4 months ago
Britain didn't find America first. It was Spain, so don't say that you own our country. So even without Britain we would be a country. I admit though America is full of shit. Also in world war 2 America didn't get involved was because we didn't want to get in another war only 40 years before. Also if one American says something you shouldn't go and rip on the hole country. I'm American never gone to Britian but love the countries history. So don't call our hole country socialist only part of it.
AnonymousDeaths 4 months ago
@AnonymousDeaths Why did you come in to the first one late aswell then? HMMMM? also lrn2sarcasm and humor
MrSealclubber101 4 months ago
@AnonymousDeaths lol, no one in their right mind would accuse america of being socialist.... England is a socialised democracy, like most of the other successful democracies including your Canadian neighbours. I think if anything the international community feels that america isn't socialist enough. Stop being so paranoid and get some public hospitals and pay your taxes without whining about it!
klila16 4 months ago
@AnonymousDeaths
Ummmm, you might be taking this vid a notch more seriously than you should...?
havstormer 4 months ago
@AnonymousDeaths It was the Italians that found america first. America Is Still A British Colony
LLOYD19851012 4 months ago
Pure genius !
111Socrates777 4 months ago
Rascals.. lol, the little morotized carts are rascals, and yes, fat people do indeed love them.
Klaus1386 4 months ago
@jlyon366 "we are your masters", who exactly is "your" in this situation? Who are "you" the master of?
luclfersangel616 4 months ago
Talk about backward, they put Hitler as Times man of the year in 1938 & then had to let Pearl Harbour get bombarded to get the public to pull their finger out of their arse & join the war & even then it was against the /,\'s.
You can see what people they admire xD
MilitantPeaceist 4 months ago
Lay off plymouth dude....To be fair I dont give a fuck about my birth place haha nice rant....
disortern99 4 months ago
After seeing all the Americans on here that are pissy about this I'm all for Britian taking us back.
ZydrateAddict87 4 months ago
i've been to the UK and i live in US. They both have ups and downs, as far a culture goes UK wins by a long shot. But US has more sights for tourism (Certain cites, national parks and "wonders of the world")
wolfman12144 4 months ago
theskepticalhairoftwat has been pwned!
TheRepublicOfUngeria 4 months ago
Inb4 @progg3 - I'm not interested.
Progg3 4 months ago
Oh dear butthurt Americans incoming
Progg3 4 months ago
@jlyon366
Ad hominem, Ad hominem, taking pride in the fact you beat an army in your own soil, P.S. ad hominem, ad hominem. Don't you just love the Great American Education System.
luclfersangel616 4 months ago
I can taste the American tears leaking from this video.
luclfersangel616 4 months ago
@jlyon366 You're a clever one...
carlrules95 4 months ago in playlist carlrules95's favorites
hahahahaahahaha!!!! This yank loves this. Beautiful.
Platyzoan 4 months ago
This does remind me about my trip to London. While I was there, I was thinking "American's aren't so bad, they're are a lot of fat people here as well." However, when I went back to the states, I started realizing that while you have fat people, we have MORBIDLY obese people. People that shouldn't even be able to move but some how keep it going.
jeffnogo 4 months ago
Coughlan, your attemp at humor migfh be sincere, but its sucks. It is not even like sarcasm, more like you were retarded. I' m tired too listen at your bullshit. You should save your breath for something intelligent. That is why I unsubbed. Too much crap, not enough substance.
nononsenseinrational 4 months ago
I'm not patriotic enough to be offended by this video. I found it funny because, as a joke about my country, he's right. As a country, we are a big, drooling gimp. I'm rather fond of our land, and most of the people I know here, because there are a lot of nice, intelligent, cool people here. We're big, though, and full of a fair share if idiots, fat people, fanatics, and I know because I've met those people, too.
solublehermit 4 months ago
People arent taking it as ajoke because its not funny its just shit
xDarkVengeancex 4 months ago
hahaha
Steelfossil 4 months ago
The original and still the best.
Tanas666 4 months ago
LOL
ScaperSteph 4 months ago
Entertaining as usual.
luffluff95 4 months ago
American, and I laughed so hard during this. Love your videos; people need to realize that you're just extremely sarcastic and learn to laugh at themselves! :)
kyukrock 4 months ago
LOL
TheRatherLikely 4 months ago
i thought the first place they landed at was roanoke...
Fexes420 4 months ago
The USA is 10x the size of your size, you're damn lucky you're an ally.
You didn't invent us, the Irish and Scottish Immigrants did, you just tried to destroy them and you got your asses handed to you.
iwannabethekid34x 4 months ago
I absolutely love your relentless sarcasm. Now we know why America is overpaid, oversexed and over here!
WaterCrane 4 months ago
Told like a boss :D
postedonmyiphone 4 months ago
sweet. now the americans cant say all brits have bent yellow teeth.
kasim521 4 months ago
I hate to admit it but you are correct overall. We are a fairly fucked up nation and we don't have to be. We are wasting our potential.
tapesquare 4 months ago
You speak German too?! Ich bin jetzt warm für dich ;)
bobbyhill3323 4 months ago
LOL!
gir908922 4 months ago
I'm American, and that was some funny-ass shit!! XD
blueorbeyes 4 months ago
I doubt the USA even knows that Liechtenstein or Moldova exist
trex0021 4 months ago
This is spot on mate.
Good work hahaha
kamakazechris 4 months ago
Way to generalize Richard....
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@Charles2337 Its called a joke buddy
Coughlan616 4 months ago 16
@Coughlan616 OHHHH MY GOD! THIS IS SO OFFENSIVE TO ME! BUT I LOVE IT SOOOO MUCH! LMFAO!
USABonez 4 months ago
@Coughlan616
Alright =)
Charles2337 4 months ago
@Charles2337 I agree you shouldnt take things so seriously
USABonez 4 months ago
Gaius Baltar award goes to Coughlan.
miavaso 4 months ago
I wish this was serious, you make a lot of good points. :)
HebaruSan 4 months ago
Hey but fuck you.....I live in Albuquerque, and it is a 400 years old city, founded during the Spanish conquest of Cervantes and Coronado. Not an american yankee wanker city
TacticalSerenity17 4 months ago
@TacticalSerenity17 The Spanish ? You mean that country that spawned the powerhouses of South and Central America ? The country that England smacked down so hard that they still haven't recovered over 400 years later and now serve as little more than a cheap holiday destination for the British working classes ? :)
SarthorS 4 months ago
@SarthorS it was during the time of the height of the Habsburg empire. You guys are like racist White supremisists, riding off the achievements of old english empires and thinking it has anything to do with modern day england. What in the fuck happened to your empire, ehh? You know, the one that got it's ass handed to it by us, the french, and puny little India? yeah.... America has done nothing but get larger, and has been the EXACT same government since the start
TacticalSerenity17 4 months ago
@TacticalSerenity17 Umm, you do realise that Coughlan is a comedian and while most of his vids are on things he takes seriously, this one obviously isn't. My post also wasn't meant to be taken seriously hence the little smilie at the end. We created the country of India, smashed every rebellion and eventually granted it independance. As for the French, they have always been our hated rivals. The last time they really beat us though was during the Norman invasion. Almost 1000 years ago.
SarthorS 4 months ago
@SarthorS Ok talking about modern, the only thing that matters. Britans standing army:191,000 personnel. Americas:1,477,000 personnel. boom.
TacticalSerenity17 4 months ago
Yep. pretty much.
TacticalSerenity17 4 months ago
Meh, pwning us is like pwning an autistic child with AIDS that does nothing all day but make screeching noises.
Nagneto 4 months ago
I am a citizen of the U.S., and I must let you know, the statements you made in this video are ridiculously *true*. ;P
p.s. Winston Churchill is a personal hero. <3
DestroyaDoll 4 months ago
Please get a normal effect setting, instead of those filter-things
IMMAEDEDDNEDDY 4 months ago
both countries are shit ... full of niggers and nigger lovers
Ocaere 4 months ago
ACTUALLY, according to the constitution of the United States of America it clearly states (article I, section IX) the no person holding any office of profit or trust under them, shall, without the consent of congress, accept of any present, emolument, office, or title, of any kind, from any king, prince, or foreign state. And considering Obama has a position within the U.N. not authorized by congress he is in direct violation therof. So, no its not because we suck, its because it is illegal.
mikeleach126 4 months ago
I love our classy fat people! LOL!
DEATHFLY187 4 months ago
Norway is better than Britain.
Rahab111222 4 months ago
@Rahab111222 Fucking A well told!
Vattens 4 months ago
The U.S. was not founded solely based on religious freedom. The pilgrims came after we had already established settlements further south. One example of that would be Jamestown. The religious pilgrims were actually planning to land much further south than they did but fucked up their navigation and landed at what was soon to be called Plymouth which I do agree, is kind of dumb that they named it after the place from which they came.
ConstantInsanity 4 months ago
I made a joke about Moldova during eurovision their song was called so lucky and I was all so lucky to be a country more like
Chrisindapurplehouse 4 months ago
I don't remember when Britain went to the moon...
hurtztwopee 4 months ago
@hurtztwopee Did you find anything useful there? Or did you just waste a couple of billion dollars?
WrathWithinMe 4 months ago
@WrathWithinMe Useful information about our moon and other moons is more valuable than any sum of money.
hurtztwopee 4 months ago
@hurtztwopee we looked at it and thought......why?
Cressweed 4 months ago
@Cressweed Americans are technically extraterrestrials, and we own practically all of outer space.
hurtztwopee 4 months ago
"Sitting there in your little buckles"...like it.
rogan71 4 months ago
"The American military is like a tornado - totally destructive, and without a brain" haha
I know this was a joke video, but I'm going to take it as a serious one anyway, just because I can ;)
grungeface87 4 months ago
Americans.. Always overcompensating for being late to the Whoooaaarrr...
nonfractal 4 months ago
WTF is this guy saying? I wish somebody would teach these damn foreigners how to speak American.
tctheunbeliever 4 months ago
@tctheunbeliever You're funny
Chrisindapurplehouse 4 months ago
@Chrisindapurplehouse Anybody online who knows how to spell "you're" is OK by me.
tctheunbeliever 4 months ago
Thank you coughlan. i needed a laugh
The1onTV 4 months ago
LOL PRESS CC THEN TRANSCRIBE AUDIO.... ITS SOOOOOOO FUNNNY, SAYING TO OPPOSITE TO WHAT HES SAYING
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OwRob 4 months ago
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MrHaltwhistle 4 months ago
"Dumb fuckin idiots"
best line ever
josh333rus 4 months ago
Hahahaha They called it Plymouth because that was what the last place they'd been!!
Sorry but i sprayed tea everywhere!
Tasshhaaar 4 months ago
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LOL, This video just shows how dumb some Americans are, while on the other hand, FederalistFilms video go's and shows how dumb some Brits are. Scores even i think.
Tanas666 4 months ago
@pentecranialbapptist I am Scottish, not Scotch - I'm not food/ drink. The capital city is Edinburgh, not Glasgow. The British didn't invade Scotland, the English did. I assume you are trolling me now because no one can be this stupid.
RoryMacLeodFitness 4 months ago
@RoryMacLeodFitness He wasn't even worth replying to mate.
LiquidReason 4 months ago
@pentecranialbapptist I'm Scottish you ignorant moron, and even if I was Welsh I wouldn't hate the Brits because I would be one.
RoryMacLeodFitness 4 months ago 2
@RoryMacLeodFitness Your comment has received a Welsh stamp of approval.
DuTriDu 4 months ago
There's gotta be a point where you look at all these arguments and feel embarrassed at the human race
dominicfields15 4 months ago
@dominicfields15 There has to be a point where you look at this video and feel embarrassed by the fact that you think this is in any way serious
Coughlan616 4 months ago 17
@Coughlan616 Pwned, he must be American. :d
niecey101 4 months ago
@Coughlan616
Can I take it seriously? Just for the fun of it. I'm going to put it on my iPhone, and if an American asks for directions in their usual polite and cheery and pleasant manner, I'll show them the video as a response.
I just want to offend, it's my sexual orientation.
superhamzah85 4 months ago
@Coughlan616 THE COMMENTS, REPEAT, THE COMMENTS, FUCKIN RETARD
dominicfields15 4 months ago
@captvanhalen LOL! You're actually that stupid? I live in America, duckfucker! And how are the British "slaves?" They vote, they have paliamentary democracy. What, did you actually believe that the Queen has temporal power? Her entire position now is that of a rich old lady with a lot of stalkers, husband who says stupid things in public, a son who lives at home even though he's in his 60s, and a prematurely balding grandson who got married recently.
yerk3 4 months ago
@yerk3 "husband who says stupid things ..."
Blah blah. You are a moron who is about to be parted with his freedom. Good day, dumb ass.
captvanhalen 4 months ago