2004-12-10 - JD Gets Mugged On The Subway (1/2)

[Horaciow14]

I wonder if he was listening to his techno song

[callowaymotorcompany]

2 am on the train, no wonder he got mugged

[MPMaster]

How long has JD been on the show?

[devinthedude83]

Whats wrong with these damn thugs..the world has to be about to end

[myspaceisforfags82]

Niggers on the subway, oh the stories i have..

[poopyscoopy5]

Nigs gon' nig.

[therealplease]

Yeah JD looks like a prime candidate for a muggin. But he keeps his head up, thats what ya gotta do.

[FreeBlago1]

I hate niggers, and I am black.

[hangfire0352]

Waaaahhh!!!

[freemysoul23]

i started to laugh out loud at 6:04,damm too funny..thank god for howard, my drive to work would be horrible ...

[bishop102]

JD must be retarded, I would be fuming with anger if a bunch of feral apes put their monkeys paws on me. I would not be laughing like a goof.

[jam1ga]

Cowards.Never do it 1 on 1.Biggest pussys alive.Give poor JD another 100 a week so he can take a cab.

[TheDucciano]

@jam1ga I agree. I'm a black dude and I cant stand all this racist talk but most of these thug ass wannabe's would NEVER step to a dude solo. These faggots are scared to get an ass whuppin' straight up and have no heart either. But JD has to accept the fact that moving out to Coney Is was fucking dumb as shit.

[MikeDeFi]

this kid is the reason white boys get robbed. no sense, no sway, no spine

[John6yt]

"I work for Tom Chiasano"

"Oh sorry, man, I didn't think things were that bad"

[tomthefunky]

I'm a New Yorker and J.D. is the typical middle American suburban whitebread who moves to NYC with no concept of personal safety whatsover. The naivete of people like him is astounding. He goes to work at 1 or 2 in the morning but chooses to live out by Coney Island where every night he passes through the most dangerous part in all of NYC. That how fucking stupid this guy is, folks. I'm glad he wasn't hurt but sometimes I just can't feel sorry for people as naive as him. What a fool.

[CaptainCranch]

@tomthefunky hahaha so true!! i don't even think he's from NY originally so he has no idea

[tomthefunky]

@CaptainCranch: The idiot is from Florida.

[CaptainCranch]

@tomthefunky figures lol

[2taggs2]

Black people wonder why there is racism still... this is why!

[Cyclonus84]

He should carry a gun. Then next time go Death Wish on their ass.

[skrilla84]

Aww man what a shitty mugger, he coulda at least stabbed him

[camejo]

the girl to the right is hot.!

[DOw0rkk]

Should have called animal patrol. Niggers generally travel in packs. A few lone, wild niggers must have strayed from the pack. Obviously, niggers are unable to control their impulses and must have smelled the scent of money on the white man. Once the niggers picked up on the money scent, they attacked.

[SmiffWit]

@DOw0rkk "animal PATrol"? You mean "control" don'tcha? I mean it'd be a shame if you made a mistake and revealed yourself to be a thoughtless asshole...

[DOw0rkk]

@SmiffWit How dare you back talk me

[SmiffWit]

@DOw0rkk I know right? The audacity... someone of such aristocracy and esteem as yourself deserves more respect than that. Oh, wait - I was thinking of someone important, you're just a racist dumbo nothing.

[DOw0rkk]

@SmiffWit please don't call me dumbo. it's so painful.

[truriot]

lol fuckin jd

[TheFashionbugs]

Black people make up less than 10% of America and commit over 50% of petty crimes.

[whytechocolate3]

@TheFashionbugs and White people make up 80% of all child molestation cases in this country.

There are ignorant people in all races...JD is a retard for just sitting there with his headphones on while all of this is going on.

[WHITEGLASSESDUDE94]

@whytechocolate3 what the fuck was he going to do when there were 3 black guys about to attack him on the train?

[Lifendz]

"You know there's gonna be hijinks!" LMAO

[bobbystj]

that does suck though. Felt bad for JD we all woundt have been scared. Hope they are in jail now.

[mrslippyfistable]

yeah probot

[Macroptiliummosaic]

@clutchcrippler Shut the fuck up, you inbred faggot. 

[Lifendz]

@clutchcrippler: Yeah, cuz good clean cut White boys don't hurt anyone, right? STFU and GTFO

[clutchcrippler]

@Lifendz everyone needs to chill the fuck out. the word "nigger" is a persona. Anyone could be one... white, black, asain, mexican. it doesn't fuckin matter who you are. Its the life style and personification you lead that makes you one.

[Uprock415]

@clutchcrippler True dat

[bda34]

This comment page turned into a Klan meeting really fast.

[SmiffWit]

@bda34 I dunno how fast they are but they sure ain't afraid to spout hate anonymously on a website... I guess it saves time putting on the whole hood and white dress...

[lsufanjoe]

i fuckin love artie,say jaw,u sound like a broad.lmao

[TheHoliday555]

this would have been avoided if dumbass jd didn't take the train at 1-3 am! get a car! what idiot goes on a train from coney island to Manhattan without a gun and gun practice?

[Dash171]

JD needs a cycle of growth hormone...do about 1000 push ups and get a hair cut...then maybe he can pull some b*tches

[CQ1981331]

look......if they dont have guns and theres only 3 of them....ya fight back..ya dont just take it....i mean i guess some people are different than others...but 3 black guys with no weapons ya gotta stand up for yourself

[hernje]

Stern gives J.D. an ipod (obviously donated by a sponsor) LOL. How about paying him a decent wage, so he can afford a car and drive to work, Jewboy?

[makaveli3900]

LMAO "tell them you work with tom chiusano" "sorry guy, i didn't know it was that bad" ROFL

[RustyShunt]

Doesn't JD star in Kick-Ass?

[hernje]

Yet ANOTHER Stern employee who has no money. Shame shame, Jewboy, shame shame.

[bradn6919]

@hernje good one, tryin to make a solid point, and threw in some racism for good taste.... who else doesn't have money???? and trust me, jd makes a LOT more than he should, everyone else as well...

[Maloner78]

@hernje His "job" was to record tv clips for the show and monitor TiVo lol how much does he deserve? Not to mention that this was 6 years ago

[chunkyass69]

"The homeless guy is smoking a cigerette with a martini" I laughed so hard at that.

[Alfrunk]

Th jigaboo probably didn't understand the concept of someone working for money. Hope he died in the rubble in Haiti.

[dvsxavier]

it's jus wrong to get robbed while commuting to work especially when it's someone like JD.

[19TSEliot48]

I hate niggers so bad. Just fucking kill them all. Keep the black people.

[Alfrunk]

God tried to kill all of them in Haiti, but like cockroaches, they still survived. Pretty sad. Hopefully we'll stop sending those idiots aid.

[Macroptiliummosaic]

@Alfrunk People like you don't deserve to live. Your cunt whore mother and faggot father should've gotten raped and murdered before they had the chance to conceive a worthless sack of shit like you.

[mattleroi]

Jeezus, so glad I dont live in America. Where was the police?

[huntingseasonson]

@mattleroi Probably arresting someone for fare evasion, graffiti, j-walking, or something else important...

[Drungmus]

it's the NYC subway... all the cops in the world couldn't watch that whole place all at once

[comrade86]

wow and where do you live at?

[OzzyFan87]

What country do you live in?

[Alfrunk]

You're not too bright are ya? One guy getting mugged does not mean America is unsafe. Look at the pics of the gun toting gang trash from Rio if you want to see dangerous. Non-critical thinking goofball.

[Theburn77]

a black guy punched my glasses off WAAAHHHH!!!!

[bobbystj]

i would bang each on of those chicks but the hottest is the one in the back

[Dash171]

The second from the left is the best.....she looks like Gina Carano!

[lockwoodisafaggot]

All I had to do was see the heading to know Nick Gerz was behind it.

[Lvduggo69]

Hey dim b sum nice pants honkey !

Give em up boy !

[gothicgarden2006]

when i ride a bus or a train i take no money no headphones. geez what if they steal my pants?! hmmmmm

[bbv001]

blacks give back so much to this country

[Dash171]

Like when they give you a big cock in your ass.....faggot!!!!!

Gotcha Bitch!

[ECOOL76]

JD rocks

[Nostrildamus1]

ey man, i got da HIV... aiiidddsss

[highmetal666]

Niggers

[mynameisJG]

artie sucks

[WarmRootBeer]

"He was ten-years-old" lol

[eltrut96]

Fuckin' shines

[smoothsim]

fuckin fagot

[soupy2]

i remember listening to this like it was yesterday! can't believe this has been almost 5 years.

MasterTubeTheatre FTW!!!

[GAMEFAN501]

lol lucky for me i take the D train

[littlsuprstr]

damn moon crickets!

[charfman84]

easy Nicholas Gertz

[Dibrini]

JD Getz!

[saruman84]

Keep this guy as far away from the mic as possible. God JD is annoying

[mariodeadonvoice]

hahahahahaha

[imblahhblahh]

artie is talking shyt..he wouldnt have done shyt either

[Horus515]

Exactly. Subhuman fucking SAVAGE NIGGERS.

chimpout

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[CQ1981331]

@drunkenstooge yeah blacks usually only attack when they are with there friends and they attack people like....JD.i mean if there was a guy that was 6-2.200 pounds i doubt they would have even looked at him. pathetic people i swear

[Macroptiliummosaic]

@drunkenstooge Your wife loves black dick.

[drunkenstooge]

@Macroptiliummosaic You love dick of all colors.

[buyerofsorts]

@Macroptiliummosaic Settle down nigger...

[markysig]

Bernie Goetz was on FIYAH!!!

[glammmetal]

Animals. and abortion shouldn't be legal?

[ThaaWhiteShadow]

He asked him if he was okay, lmaoooo

[miamilife123]

remember this live.

[katey1dog]

Poor guy.

[Incogneatus]

Remember kids, always wear a Superman outfit when riding the subway at night.

[bignosedbastard]

I love how Robin chastises JD for not trying to fight back. I'd love to see what she'd do in this situation.

[dontleademsomuch]

yea, fat fucking jackanape

[drunkenstooge]

She wouldn't do a fucking thing. She's a stupid bitch. I hate Robin.

[SCoop923]

I also hate Robin

[Zastrus]

@bignosedbastard

with 3 black guys? robin would open her legs

[TheHoliday555]

@bignosedbastard she chastised the people on the 9/11 planes for not fighting back. she's a douche. she would probably be in shock hahahaha

[lsufanjoe]

@bignosedbastard she`d beat them with her tits or throw her troth of green drink at them,lol

[stonebridge999]

@bignosedbastard

Yeah she loves to talk about other people being cowards. like the people that died on the planes during 9/11, or John McCain when he was a vietnamese prisoner of war. I'd love for her fat ass to get hijacked by arabs, or tortured by a bunch of angry gooks, and see how fucking brave she is. Fat cunt

[danielkirk1]

@bignosedbastard She would just tap her foot, and ride her broom to safety.

[gizmofsu]

jesus christ man! That kind of hatred could come from the religious.

[pinoi78]

JD the Bad Ass.

[TubeYouUser123ABC]

JD surrounded by beutiful women. In his life this will happen no where else.

[66hourenergy]

I wonder if JD had his techno song playing when they mugged him.

[lvl9001Troll]

don't say anything on the howard stern show about this