THE RAPTURE HAS STARTED

[ZZzzzzzWhat]

common! even the muslums know about the Earth's tectonic plates. you guys are getting obsolete.

[SenorFararri]

What about the Hell's Angels.....eh? HAFFHA

[NEWSTOGOD]

@SenorFararri Excellent forgot about those guys

[joet101]

I once heard an angle snor in its sleep but then mom went out and got him on of those sleeping strips now my brother angle pees the bed oh all well in world ha ha

[NEWSTOGOD]

Funny stuff!!!!!!!!!

[NEWSTOGOD]

Wow, that's amazing. I'll keep my eyes peeled.

[josepolo950]

i dont believe there are bad angels

[NEWSTOGOD]

Just good angels no bad angels?  Well, I am sure there are no angels-- good or bad.

[josepolo950]

wait until you see one

i saw one

ps Im not religious in anyway

[TurpisHaereticum]

Pretty damn funny....you had me going for a minute. How many religious deludes swallowed this story?

[NEWSTOGOD]

Glad you liked it.

[Xanqui]

I was really scared while watching this video because at first I thought you actually believed this stuff.

Is it still satire when it's nearly indistinguishable from real life?

[NEWSTOGOD]

The devil is in the details -- I guess. Really feel bad for people that believe in the devil and all that rot.

[Xanqui]

Yeah... How can you enjoy life if you believe the world is about to end and nearly everyone on the planet is going to suffer for eternity afterward? That's a special kind of sick.

[Clemburke1111]

religious scientist?

[thefinagain]

really......these religious scientist can't figure out the natural cause of an earthquake larger than 6.0 rs? I wonder if they could figure out how to put on pants... I bet that process baffles these "religious scientist" you speak of.

[paulsamuel1]

you are a NUT!

[NEWSTOGOD]

Glad you liked it.

[kraisins]

I believe there was a play with that theme - called Marisol.

Weird play too.

[NEWSTOGOD]

I read a summary wow--I'm not that weird.

[kraisins]

I saw it onstage several years ago. Poor cast, there were only 8 people in the audience (myself included.)

[NEWSTOGOD]

From what I read, it went from worse to worse--made bad luck sound good. I was going to ask what possessed you to see it. But I was afraid you would tell me.

[kraisins]

A friend had free tickets and as a single mother (at the time), I didn't get to the theater much so...I went.

[NEWSTOGOD]

I feel better about knowing you didn't pay to get in. :]

[tooltime9901]

lol. good video. BTW, the earthquake in southern IL was only 5.2

[NEWSTOGOD]

Just a fire fight---get it?

[istlm]

Earthquakes and tsunamis yes. Rapture NO. Read the bible with your own eyes and see. Pray. Fast like never before!

[NEWSTOGOD]

Fast as in don't eat or fast as in speed? Anyway, makes no sense either way. Bible-- a book of fiction written by radicals of their day.

[pwuk]

Plate tectonics, maybe?

[NEWSTOGOD]

Sorry, no logical answers. Norway had a big quake today also Nevada. It's coming!!!!!!!!!!

[pwuk]

Should be a good party then :-) (sorry about the double post)

[pwuk]

We even had a mini quake here in England a week or so ago, apparently caused £14.87 worth of damage. Only slightly weaker than the Norwegian one.

[NEWSTOGOD]

Wow, that's $3,000 here in the states. Take care

[NEWSTOGOD]

They are everywhere--fighting fools they are. Take care

[pwuk]

Should be a good party then :-)

[smalltownatheist]

holy sheet! teh time is neigh!!!11

[carpentersdaughter2]

I have one question. The person on the video said that bad angels outnumber good angels. In reading my Bible, it says that Lucisfer and a third of the host of heaven were cast out. If only one third were cast out then that leaves two third of good angels left. I was wondering the commentator came up with that answer. Thank you and God bless...Linda

[NEWSTOGOD]

Hmmm, Not sure--I think I just always knew there were more good angels than bad angels in the story. Do you think there are actually angels?

[carpentersdaughter2]

I do believe Angels exist.

[UGLYFISHGOD]

maybe there is a large portion of Angels who are not involved in the struggle between "good" and "evil"

[carpentersdaughter2]

The Bible speaks of many types of Angels.

[SuperiorMind]

Fascinating. ;) 5/5

[farvision]

More news please! How about the current price

of the G.O.D stock?

[blackcat355]

Nonsense... nonsense nonsense nonsense

Good video.