tool- 1991 rare jerk-off demo maynard audio

[JaysTheMan94]

And remember kids practice safe sex. Don't be a fool, please wrap your tool.

[HoraceTheCat]

Nice! Never heard the demo of this song before. Good stuff.

[petergriffin001]

I've been looking everywhere on PB for a studio version of this song. Sounds awesome. Thanks for the upload.

[Haloman777]

from 3:23 thats one long orgasm

[JRXI1]

didnt know the owner of this video spoke in ebonics...

[DIYWMD]

Damn dude, thats nice o' you to post rarities like that. Kudos and shit.

[TheEvilConservative]

I remember buying this tape from Maynard in Atlanta on their first tour - they were opening for the Rollins Band, and I was a big Rollins fan - I remember thinking that they blew the Rollins Band away that night and then spending months listening to this 4-song demo.... good times.

[deathtroy123]

that is a (real) tool......on ebay...ssells for £25-£60

[Rowsol84]

I have a hooded sweatshirt with that wrench on the back.

[EvanTheKillerWolf]

"i should play god, and shoot you myself"

[CinemaZebra]

3:24 Daaaaaamn....

[danevati]

What's the name od the album???

[munggirl]

BRILLIANT!!!

[BassistNinja]

Does anybody have a track-listing for the demo tape?

[elmismode100pre]

the tracklisting of it is:

1- Cold & Ugly

2- Hush

3- Part of Me

4- Crawl Away

5- Sober

6- Jerk-Off

is great, i have the whole demo on MP3, its awesome :D, send me a message if u want it, no big deal

[peenzert]

i do that would be great :)

[Rowsol84]

Epic.

[samzer6657]

Oh fuck yea Maynard has the best scream.

[ozzilla45]

the only scream that i've heard better than maynards is on careful with that axe eugene by pink floyd. Other than that scream Maynard has the best scream ever.

[Descended6sic6]

where's Randy from LOG dude:D:D

[mee11mee]

@Descended6sic6 maynards screams would eat randys alive

[Progressification]

it's a matter of opinion.

[ozzilla45]

wow down thumbs for oppinion, thanks

[zero1386]

damn that was a sick scream

[kathrynalexandra]

i loooooove yoooooou for posting thiiiiis <3<3<3<3<3

[kinbanedream]

I remember hearing this demo bootlegg years ago. Awe-inspiring... even still to this day.

[greatersiren]

is this song on Opiate?

[eddiechinglives]

And another thing about Tool is they end all their songs on a highlight. The best, peak of the song is the last 10 seconds! It's like a jerk-off climax structure.

[eddiechinglives]

One of the most intense songs I've ever heard. It's amazing how long he can scream for. And the thing I love about Tool is they aren't a poppy vers chorus verse band. Their songs are like an emotional journey of RAGE! They pump you up and make you feel invincible!!! Amazing band! Legendary! It's just too bad that last album only had 3 good songs. Amazing songs! But only 3. 3's better than nothing though. They can't be all Aenema's.

[historyhelpman]

10000 days was their album.

[eddiechinglives]

Maybe on the demo. But the live version, it doesn't sound like he had help. If you inhale as much air as you can, and then try to scream along, it is possible, but I get an intense searing head pressure after. It is possible. And quite fun and therapeutic. And definitely check out the live version on youtube. It's funny, one of the comments way back said that it looks like Tool isn't having fun when they play music. One person responded that they aren't a feel good 80's pop band.

[greatersiren]

they are definitely are NOT a feel good band; the main reason i listen to them is b/c they are cathartic

primal screams man, love them

i just get so amazed at some of Maynard's

[Gormer]

maynards such an incredable singer cuz of the amount of technique he puts in his singing. thats how he sings to well. watch him live. when ever hes about to give a really long yell hell stand a certain way. its all about useing the right muscles just right.

[greatersiren]

he does have that certain stance! he's definitely an amazing singer, even when he's not screaming! great range, very dynamic

man, i want to see tool live! r they going on tour in 2009?

[NuReflexion]

its actually best to stand straight up when you yell or scream! like leaning back or bending ur back is really bad when doing so! not trying to sound like a smart ass but i have this zen of screaming video!

[luvs2spooge93]

i kinda like all the songs on 10000 Days except for vigniti tres it just doesnt make ne sense

[raptor4breakfast]

exactly....a lot of his stuff doesn't make any sense.

[samzer6657]

The hole CD is great man.

[pathologicalglances]

It does if you do the combination. You play viginiti tres plus wings part 1 over wings 2 and it completely changes the song.

[danevati]

If you listen to the whole album, but all the songs (including Viginiti tres). It will make sence!

[porchmonkey4life07]

MAYNARD JAMES KEENAN FOR PRESIDENT? =]

hellz yeah!!!!

[greatersiren]

nah, then he wouldn't have as much time to sing

[iLoveOlivaMunn]

i jerked off to this 3 times before i jerked off at the tool concert which i did 4 times.

[elharto]

ripper

[Fade2Dark]

Great Song

[saberous33]

you don't know how long I have been desperate to hear this version of jerk off!!

Thank you!!!!!!!!!!

[weirdobilly79]

sorry,forget you..

[weirdobilly79]

deej ill never foget you

[meneou1234]

DISHHHHHHHHHHH

[methuselah1618]

i should play god and jerk off myself

[r4myers1]

yo0r all niggerz shut the hell up

[flybry1]

Racists suck cock!!!

[r4myers1]

I'm not actually racist. In fact I love black people, I just find the word hilarious when I'm really drunk, which I was at the time. Didn't mean to offend, I was just being stupid and drunk.

[cdmacdonald2112]

so you are a drunk moron then...it's ok you don't need to ask for our pardon.

[Zabek2006]

what a fukkk ?

[insanezombeh13]

have this whole show on dvd ...un-fucking-believable!

[Jonnythecowboy666]

Why the fuck are they giving you six thumbs down? People will give anything a thumbs down.

[Bonsai006]

thumbs down for you bitch!

[Jonnythecowboy666]

Y'all are pretty fuckin lame.

[seanlikestoeat]

im gonna give u a thumbs down just for saying y'all

[Jonnythecowboy666]

you just said y'all. So thumbs down for you too man.

[Bonsai006]

Thumbs down for all! lol

[Jonnythecowboy666]

i dont see the point of giving thumbs down.

[Bonsai006]

I thumbs down to that :( lol I don't either. Lol

[Jonnythecowboy666]

I don't see how I got 6 thumbs down either ha

[LPFan33]

thumbs up for me.

[dummass01]

MJK, adam, justin and danny are living gods with the music they make. no other way to put it.

[chris42010101]

ditto!!!!

[JerimyAlan]

That is true, in general, but as far as this recording is concerned it's

MJK, Adam, Danny, & PAUL

There I go being a Jerk Off again.

[dummass01]

yea. justin didnt come out till ænima. so yea. but still justin is better than paul.

[WORMED3]

PAUL WROTE QUITE A BIT OF AENIMA

4 out of the 9 "real" songs:the title track,aenima,pushit,eulogy,and stinkfist

[dummass01]

yea. halfway through. i think paul may have been the better bass player. i liked the heavier sound better than what they have now but i still fucking love it.

[DieComcast]

i think both paul and justin have brought their own unique styles to Tool and were both perfect matches for the band's sound at the time.

[dummass01]

definitely. at the time that tool was making a heavier sound paul was better but now justin is better for what they are playing.

[TrueHatred1980]

Would you be able to give me a download for the song? I know it's alot to ask and all but I would love to listen to this at night when I'm pissed.

[bbrodgers]

thank you so much for posting these,,,,awesome

[SjaakBonestaak]

Awesome song

[crazzytrain666]

Thank you for sharing this awesome recording, as well as your other posts, you are a real friend of the Tool fan!

Jp666

[TinF00L]

I actualy like the live version better it's more Raw to me

[codifiedmatter]

i'd heard rumors of this demo floating around, i didn't buy it from ebay, cause i got burnt with a salival on vinal. total rip off, so i didn't even bid on this. i should've, though.

[getchoneckbrokeyo56]

yeah there are some real cunts on ebay, its happened to me before, these rarely show up on ebay, but when they do if your really interested in it then take the opportunity to get one.

[confiscablesociety]

@getchoneckbrokeyo56 thanks for putting this up man. Ive always wondered what this song would sound like in studio(same with cold and ugly) this just made my day.

[hyper85]

jerk poster your a fucken idiot, anyways Tool is best band ever, promo tape shows this.

[getchoneckbrokeyo56]

i hope your not talking about me, my videos are a priveledge to you bitch so suck my dick im blockin yo bitch ass.

[MMRED]

I don't think hyper85 was reffering to you man. He was referring to Jerk Poster.

[icetones]

@getchoneckbrokeyo56 damn u owned that guy's ass

[opiateoftool]

ill hopefully buy this album today

[jerkposter]

There was a croud of anti abortion people picketing near my school one day, so me and some of my friends got in my car and drove down by them and cranked this and opiate at full volume and stood there flicking them off for 10 minutes. Good Times. (we were baked)

[MetalChickenDragon]

lol thats hilarious

[69usefulidiot69]

Ha ha so funny (sarcasm), and it's flipping not flicking them of.

[lameuser1]

maybe he doesn't curse/swear?

p.s. it's off not of :P

[Keerfin]

Awesome!!!!

really rare!!!

so love that art cover!!!

[john262]

I have this tape.

[toolnz46]

give it to me...please? haha your so so lucky. Did you get it back in 91 or buy it along the way?

[john262]

I bought it in some crappy ass record store for like $5. I think it's downloadable these days...

[LegendLayne]

The live version is better. I can hardly hear the guitar with the terrible production.

[BrenyaReese]

the words are different

[hds0101]

holy SHIT that's an evil scream

[papercow8]

I should play God and...SHOOT YOU MYSELF!!!!!

[Qouipat]

Fuck me running, whut a scream in the end.

[SKATECOOLRUNNINGS]

This is RARE! : )

[scatterfox]

Tool never ceases to amaze. They are all real and wonderful musicians.

[khenry40]

thanks

[MoreyDTripp91]

Freakin' awesome.

[trickmast]

god damn that scream is good.

[jestyrs]

this is awesome, thanks for uploading.