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  • Sir, the man's body was found stuffed in a dumpster. Well, it looks like this man,*puts on glasses,* Got trashed. YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAA­AAAHHHHHHHHH

  • CSI: Sir, 4 people were killed at Mc Donalds

    "It seems like it wasnt "

    *puts on sunglasses*

    "a happy meal"

    YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAHHHHHH!!!

  • CSI: Sir, two p***stars have died after filming a scene with .:Scott Nails:.

    "Well I guess

    puts on sunglasses

    "They Got NAILED

    YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

  • - The murderer killed himself by crashing the four-door Lamborghini concept car.

    - I'm rather excited for this investigation, in fact, I'm...

    *puts on sunglasses*

    - ...Estoqued.

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

  • - Sir, the killer had cut off victim's right hand.

    - I guess you could say he

    *puts on sunglasses*

    got a hand job all right.

    YYYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

  • ( •_•)

    ( •_•)>⌐■-■

    (⌐■_■)

    YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

  • Ok first time trying this

    Sir,the victim defecated around time of death

    Well, it looks like he

    -Sun glasses- 0-0=\

    Got the shit kicked out of Him

    YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEA­AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

  • I dont know this series, but THE WHO fuckin' rocks!

  • sir the victim was found in the gym hung on the basket ball net

    well looks like he was playing a new game and it ended with...

    *puts on glasses*

    sudden death

    YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH­HHHH

  • Sir, the victim was pushed off of the Grace Hotel's roof.

    Well, it looks like...

    *Sunglasses*

    ... He fell from Grace.

    YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • well,looks like that video was....

    *drops sunglasses*

    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

  • Well it looks like he...

    -drops sunglasses-

    SHIT!

  • NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!1

  • Sir, 10 people were killed in McDonald's today.

    Well, it looks like it

    *puts on sunglasses*

    Wasn't a happy meal.

    YEEEEAAAAHHHHH

  • looks like i...

    putts on sunglasses*

    have a penis

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

  • Sir. You just got surgery on your eyes! it's to bright outside for you right now...

    Well it looks like

    *puts on sunglasses*

    It's not so bright after all.

    YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

  • Guy:Want to have sex?

    Girl: No

    Guy: Well it looks like tonight,roses are red...*puts on shades*

    And my balls are blue.

    YYYYYYYYYEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

  • @shirye you son of a bitch!!!! there's pepsi all over my monitor now!!!!!!!!!

  • Well,it looks like...

    *puts sunglasses on*

    *drops sunglasses*

    MY SUNGLASSES ARE BROCKEN!!!

    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUU

  • @lucaboy64

    stupid.

  • *Comment deleted by Chuck Norris*

  • @hawnkblade

    I guess Chuck Noris is all...

    * puts sunglasses on*

    chucked out.

    YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

  • I have this on my computer at all times in case someone makes a good one-liner.

  • @Reyrocksall whats the link to get it, i desperately want this on my computer aswell

  • @BrianJamesPro ...I just dowload this via internet program.

  • Sir the victim was stabbed 12 times

    Well it looks like

    *puts in sungalsses*

    He should've taken Prilosec

    Cures

    *Puts on sunglasses*

    chest pains

    YYYEEEAHHHHHHH

  • Sir, the ear rapist has claimed another deaf victim

    Well... it sounds like she

    *puts on sunglasses*

    Didn't hear him cumming

    YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHH

  • Bruce Willis was found dead next to an empty bottle of Viagra...

    Well... it looks like he

    *Puts on sunglasses*

    Died hard.

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

  • @jurn77 lol

  • Sir, someone killed justin bieber

    Well, it looks like he's

    *puts on sunglasses*

    Justin Time

    YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • Pres F13 for YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAH!!!

  • Press 0 for YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!­!

  • Perfect for chat forums

  • NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­!!!

  • Well, it looks like we...

    *Digs in pocket*

    Looks like we...

    *Looks for sunglasses*

    Looks like...well shit!

  • @xxxCrazyBannanaZxxx Congrats sir...that almost made me piss myself from laughter!

  • @xxxCrazyBannanaZxxx "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO =O"

  • H. theres semen in her eyes.

    Well, i guess he...

    " puts on glasses"

    Didn't see that cummin

    YEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEAAA­AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAHHHH­HHHHHH

  • This is what chuck norris must sound like in bed

  • Overused JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOKE.

  • Well it looks like

    *drops sunglasses*

    Nah fuck -_-

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH­HHHH

  • It looks like Horatio,

    *drops sunglasses*

    Ah, fuck.

  • Well... It looks like

    *puts on glasses*

    We miss 0:05

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAH!!!!!

  • sir justin beiber was shot in the vocal cords by a raging hater

    Well I guess you could say

    °puts on sunglasses°

    Justin Beiber will never say never again

    YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAA­AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

  • Looks like my headphones..

    *sunglasses*

    turned into garbagephones

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH­HHH!!!!

  • "It seems Kim Jong....was ill."

    YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!­!!

  • "sir mike from the jersey shore was found murdered"

    "well son"

    "It looks like we have"

    *Put on Sunglasses*

    "A Situation"

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAA­­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

  • @radnewcombe cLeVeR dUdE. i SeE wHaT yOu DiD tHeRe

  • i used to be an adventurer like you

    *put on sunglasses

    then i took an arrow in the knee

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

  • @mcjd300 lol horatio skyrim xDDD

  • "sir, the victims face had been cut off, turned around, and put back on her face"

    "well, it looks like..."

    *sunglasses*

    "we faced the situation upside down"

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

  • Looks like...

    *drops sunglasses*

    Oh shit, hold on.

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  • @strzelec303 NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

  • reporter 1:and now we go to the train staion to see reporter flace mariison

    reporter 2: looks like buisness..

    *reporter 2 puts on glasses*

    reporter 2: is going down the tubes

    reporter 1 and 2: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUH!­!!!

  • sir, someone cut the victim's body in half and stole the left half.

    Well, it looks like he

    -puts on sunglasses-

    was all right.

    YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAA­HHHHHHHHHHH

  • Overused jokes -_-

  • YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEAHLOOOPIIIIIIIIIIIT­

  • xD omg haha..

  • Sir, looks the the body was found trampled by pokemon.

    Well..it looks like he

    *Puts on shades*

    Caught them all.

    YEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHH

  • Genial tío, como molaría de golpe a alguien soltarle esto a la cara xD. Voto positivo.

  • Man: god damm it I ran over a black cat CSI Guy: well looks like your *sunglass* going to have bad luck YEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

  • RIP Headphone users

  • HEY YOU...

    *puts on sunglasses*

    I HATE YOU

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!

  • Sir, the victim was found with his penis in a jar of peanut butter.

    Well, it looks like...

    (Puts glasses on)

    Was fucking nuts.

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

  • "well it looks like.."

    *reaches into pocket*

    "Shit where the fu-"

    YEAAHHHHH!!!!!

  • Sir, the victim was found with an ice pick in his back.

    Well it looks like...

    (puts on sunglasses)

    A crime was committed here.

    MOST CERTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINLY­YYYYYY

  • ??

  • sr,we faound the body with a piece of toast on his mouth,

    well,it seems like he

    -puts on sunglasses-

    got toasted

    YYYEEEEEAAAAHHHHH

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  • Well it looks like...

    *puts sunglasses on*

    ...everyone with headphones on just died.

    YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!­!!!!!

  • Horatio the body has been stiff for hours.

    The body..

    (puts glasses on)

    Is not the only thing that's stiff.

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH­HHHHHHHHHH

  • csi miami YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYHHHHHHHHEEEE­EEEEEEE

  • YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

  • there goes my speakers... YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH­HH!!!

  • MR.CAINE! SOMEONE HAS FOUND SOMEONE WITH HIS DICK IN PEANUT BUTTER!

    Well looks like...

    *Puts on sunglasses*

    he was fucking nuts

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­HHHHHHHHHHHHH

    No wont get fooled again!

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  • my favorite show

  • Well it looks like

    *reaches into pocket*

    wait, what the ffuu---

    YYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH­

  • yeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    

  • You have the right to

    *puts on sunglasses*

    shut the fuck up

    YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA-

    *shoots in the face*

  • hey man thanks sooooooooooooo much for this :)))))

  • jenny, will you marry me?

    YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!­

  • I have to..

    *sunglasses*

    Take a shit.

    YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

  • Sir some one took a dump on debera's desk

    Like a boss?

    YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­H

  • That makes this a crime scene, *puts on sunglasses* Mr. West wil..FUCK IT!!! YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH­HHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Boss, we found Mr. Tennpenny's body outside of his tower

    Looks like Mr. Tennpenny.......

    (puts sunglasses on)

    has left the building.

  • Frank: The victim was burnt alive..... Horatio: It looks lik..... Frank: HAHAHA no..

  • I can't think of a joke, but I'll jump on the bandwagon.

    *puts on sunglasses*

    You could say I'm unorginal.

    YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

    ...OK, there's no need to rub it in.

  • coolsto

    *putsonsunglasses*

    rybro

    YYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH­HHHH!!!

  • I...

    *Puts on Sunglasses*

    Saw What you did There

    0:00

  • Well i think i...

    *puts sunglasses*

    Yeahzzed my pants.

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • I use this all the time on facebook :P

  • RIP headphone's users.

  • wtf

  • The Who - We won't get fooled again. listen in the soundtrack at 7:43

  • Great, now I need a new pair of headphones.

  • @Zephyrbaby1 he couldnt of ran back to the begining u thick fuck, not high chances there will magicly be a blue phantom right in the nick of time and ur actually the dick i find the host was smart to avoid you asshole Your a dick End Of Discussion and wow really asswipe blocking me on ur vid ur a sad bitch arent you? (sorry people in this vid for reading this discussion ^^ )

  • Well... it looks li-

    YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH­HHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

    dude not yet

    Well... it loo-

    YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

    STOP

    Well... i-

    YEEEE- sorry

  • Boss! That Roronoa's Santoryuu is throwing all the crew into the ocean!

    Well, if worst comes to worst and we get captured, we can always make fun of him.

    *puts on shades*

    For Over-Compensation.

    YEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHH!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!

    If you watch One Piece you'd see how this is a joke- because of the 3 swords he has and... he like, uses them...and the... also the... oh, F it.

    *puts on shades*

    ////EPIC FAIL

    YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH­HHHHHH­HHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!­!!!

  • Did the YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH­HH!!!! actually come from that show?

  • @OROgoldenpair1 uh... ITS THE FUCKING WHO!!!!!!!

  • @LINKMASTERX the who? hmm im not sure what u mean by that. ive been hearing of this "The Who" joke but i still dont understna :P

  • @OROgoldenpair1 That's...wait, are they British?

    Sec...

    /watch?v=BrHUD2XmLN4

  • person one may I have the lyrics

    person two's response YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHH

  • Welll ... Theres a-

    Yeaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

  • Damn

    (puts on sunglasses)

    its bright outside

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

  • Unfortunatly I can not partake in "puts on sunglasses" because I am wearing perscription glasses. I'm sad now. ='(

  • Sir, the victim has traces of semen in her eyes.

    Well, it looks like...

    (Puts glasses on)

    She saw it cumming.

    YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

  • @hobolobo2 *Reads your comment*

    I have read that comment like fourhundred times so i really

    *puts on sunglasses*

    saw that one comming

    YYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH­HHH!!!!!

  • @hobolobo2 roflmao...XD

  • @hobolobo2 from halo reach right..... lololololololololol xd

  • Sir, the suspect has just been arrested for assault near the caves.

    Anything you can tells us about him?

    Yes, he was... wearing a batman costume

    Well, Looks like this one,

    (Puts on sunglasses)

    should post Bale

    YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!

  • Sir we found the suspect at the mall with his family! What was he doing at the mall? He was taking a family portrait.

    Looks like this man,

    (Puts on sunglasses)

    got framed.

    YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH­!!!!

  • No not in

    *puts on sunglasses*

    the pit!

    YEAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!­!!

  • looks like he just

    *drops sunglasses*

    crap..hold on a second

  • You know they say frank.

    *puts on sunglasses*

    Speed ki-

    YEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHH

  • RIP headphone users.

  • Looks like YOU

    *puts on sunglasses*

    will die

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAH­HHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • i like the part when he says YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAH!

  • Dante: Looks like this Devil

    *puts of sunglasses*

    ... May Cry

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAHHHHHhhh

  • i like the part where he said "yeah"

  • Miami?Las Vegas? New York?

  • It looks like....

    *looks for sunglasses*

    SH*T! WHERE ARE THEY?!?

  • "get ready we will start recording"

    "wait i have no su....!!!"

    "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAA­AH!!!"

  • ''Looks like 15 people.''

    *puts on sunglasses*

    ''Din't like this video''

    YYYYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

  • I like the part when he said "yeah"

  • "Looks like all toasters..." *puts sunglasses on*

    "...Toast toast."

    YYYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

  • "My cock is 2 inches..." *puts on sunglasses*

    "...from the ground"

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

  • This should be my ringtone.

  • "Sir, how will we find the killer?!"

    "Looks like we have to.. (puts sunglasses on) take a stab at it."

    YEEAAAAHH!

  • My reaction to TFS Abriged 24.

  • I like the part where he went YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

  • "Sir, it looks like arson."

    "Where's there's smoke (puts sunglasses on) there's fire."

    YEAAAAAAAH!

  • Excuse me sir did you see the game

    Yeah, i guess you can say Lebron and Bosh

    .....*puts on shades

    Couldn't Take the Heat

    YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I guess the Hear were not

    *Puts on sunglasses*

    HOT after all...

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHhh

  • Horatio, the victim appears to have been mentally retarded.

    Looks like this one *shades* has herped his last derp.

  • @LibraHorse1 you forgot the YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAA­AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • *chuck norris stares at you* YEAHHH!!!!!!

  • I just.....(puts on glasses)....got laid.

    YEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

  • because when it comes to one-liners (puts on shades)....

    I´ĺl never waste time YEEEEEAAAAAAHH!!!

    !!

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  • Where is 0:05 ?

  • Looks like Ophelia *Puts Sunglasses On* Was drowning her sorrows.

  • second time watching had full blast and i was on the floor O.o

  • R.I.P headphone users... we are not gonna miss you..

  • Will Smith: Hey Horatio, you seein' what I'm seein'?

    Horatio: Yes, it looks like the killer...

    *sunglasses*

    left some fresh prints.

    YEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

  • @QuartrGuy Win.

  • H we found a body cut in half but one of the halves is missing.

    WEll I guess this case is

    (sunglasses)

    half solved.

    YEAHHHHHHH

  • I went into the butchers the other day, he said "I bet you ten pounds you can't reach those two bits of meat on that shelf."

    I told him "I'm not betting", he said why not?

    I said "The steaks are too high."

    /this video.

  • I like the part where he says YEAAAAAh

  • @peteryoutu stfu. excuse the french, but i seriously fucking hate unoriginality.

  • @Freshyest

    It's true tho

  • Looks like the puns are gonna..

    *Glasses*

    Take Over The World.

  • @ThemanonlyknownasTom M. Bison: Of Course!

  • @ThemanonlyknownasTom You can't just split the sentence up with a pause and sunglasses. You have to come up with some word play or something clever.

  • Why isn't this an iPhone app?

  • [Kaiba]it looks like the rules*kaiba puts on sunglasses* just got screwed. *plays this video*

  • Looks like the rules.....Just got screwed.

  • AHHHHHH MY FUCKING EARS. One cuz its epic and two because it was loud as hell

  • Gentleman's version:

    PLAUSIBLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYY!!!!!!!!!!

  • ear rape

  • The vic was found hacked into seven disturbingly perfect equal pieces. Ex-boss says he had to fire the guy about three hours before estimated time of death. Wow. Thats twice in one day this guy... *shades on face now* ...got the axe. YYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!­!! --- We found this guy an