i went 2 gotham comedy club in NYC(where i live) on friday @ 11:30PM.i had a good time and he was so down 2 earth.i was standing 2 get in,ralphie grabbed my arm and said "how u doing,gorgeous ?" and i said "hi,ralphie" and i gave him xoxo,lolz!.that type of experince i wont 4get.
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THIS FUCKING FAT ASS SHOULD LAY OFF OF ANNA NICOLE SHE IS DIE GOD REST HER SOUL .. AND HIS A POUND AWAY FROM BEING DIE SO SUCK ON THAT MS. Ralphie May ....
Man..the way Ralphie uses his fat for comedy, and the fact that he has so much of it, you just KNOW that his wife has to have at least a little chubby chaser in her lol
Lol oyu are wrong moose... It is not a suit... It is his natural fat... But he is a great comedian and you should not take into account his flufiness :P
Ralphie ROCKS! That's one funny dude. He's making those cookies look goooooood!
evilartist 1 day ago
Is it bad that he actually looks really pretty as a woman?
SunnyD5 7 months ago
Those are some big ass titties.
TenteixSaigo 10 months ago
@TenteixSaigo I know... right ????
macarari 2 months ago
I would love to fuck him in the bum.
ogrish84 11 months ago
He's really an attractive big woman.
scott8919 1 year ago
@scott8919 lol. gross... what's wrong with you?
a2r1v1i2s 4 months ago
wow ralphie should dress in drag everyday..
WonderWomanFan4life 1 year ago
I'v got wood
scottdelta 1 year ago
Dude, I love Ralphie May and I would love to meet him, but WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN. o_0
swaggerofthedagger 1 year ago
only ralphie may!
rotflmao!
CaramelMamiChula 2 years ago
i went and saw him last friday.. frickin sweet.. got to meet him 2 =))
mollydrew 2 years ago
ive met him in person(no lie) and he was sweet,friendly and funny and i gave him a kiss in his cheek
CaramelMamiChula 2 years ago
hehe yeah i hugged him n everything. he is very sweet =]
mollydrew 2 years ago
i went 2 the gotham comedy club @ 11:30PM.did u go 2 the 8:30PM or 11:30PM.
CaramelMamiChula 2 years ago
i went to the Tempe improv.. i think our show started @ 7pm. =)
mollydrew 2 years ago
oh,ok!
i went 2 gotham comedy club in NYC(where i live) on friday @ 11:30PM.i had a good time and he was so down 2 earth.i was standing 2 get in,ralphie grabbed my arm and said "how u doing,gorgeous ?" and i said "hi,ralphie" and i gave him xoxo,lolz!.that type of experince i wont 4get.
CaramelMamiChula 2 years ago
haha yeah he was like hey beautiiful.. it was very sweet
mollydrew 2 years ago
lmao i <3 Ralphie May..
mollydrew 2 years ago 2
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uhg that was distusting
knarfweasel 2 years ago
i wonder how much they paid him to do this!
alexisthemexican 2 years ago
this guy is a freaking umpa lompa
shelbywilliams1 2 years ago
Whats awesome is, those are his real tits. BAHAHAHAHAHA.
Z0hann 2 years ago 2
you like em don't you!!
sah3193 2 years ago 4
LIESSSSSS O.o
Z0hann 2 years ago
that's a good impression lmfao.
shtfckdatho 3 years ago
hhahhahaah minus Jay
antiukguy 3 years ago
those are some tig ol bitties
caramella1143 3 years ago 3
HAHA, i had to read that twice :D
pwiattitto 3 years ago
lol!!!!
mctk1234 3 years ago
Now thats some funny stuff Ralphie May FTW!!
evppimp17 3 years ago
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evppimp17 3 years ago
o.O oh damn.........YEA RALPHIE MAY!!
grossman619 3 years ago
That was a terrifying but spot on impression!
SeriousSam20042003 3 years ago
Anna Nicole lost a few.
whahpndlastnight 3 years ago 2
Yeah-he's a funny fella but damn! I couldn't live with myself if I had saggy DD mantits and twenty something!
arctodus111 3 years ago
lol i cant breath
sammijane666 3 years ago
funny but disturbing at the same time
OC312 3 years ago 19
oh... my.... funny comedian... ugly woman.
rosepianom 3 years ago
No! No! Help! I wanna live!
sameekbanerjee 3 years ago
LOL I WANT A REFUND
canadiangirl12 3 years ago
deeeeeeeyummmm doez some big ass titties shit leme borrow some lol
ItsBeckhamBitch 3 years ago
Ohhh the huanity
ke3wh 3 years ago
hey baby hahhahahahah jkjk lol
caboose016 3 years ago
seriusly WHAT THE FUCKING HELL-IN-A-NUT-SHELL WAS THAT????? o_0'
8285878984 3 years ago
his boobs are bigger than annas ever were O.O
sunburningstare 3 years ago
Thats a HUGE bitch
beastken4 3 years ago
shes hott
stucky81 3 years ago
ralphie nooooooooooo. that was disturbing. i lost reapect, also too this cat repeats all hit material.
kishbot 3 years ago
HE REALLY HAS TITS!!!
RuellAuled 3 years ago 2
If you like this, watch "Juggalo Back To School Cookies." It's a skit with rapper Jamie Madrox as a woman.
qwexas 3 years ago
funny, if i didn't know whe ralphie may was, i wouldve thought that this was a girl
filmwatcher120 3 years ago
He looks better than most South Carolina girls
Vunder31 3 years ago 3
ooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhh way to put that bluntly man, damn
oplah93 3 years ago 3
Funny as hell
ShelBelle76 3 years ago
i second that
risewithfallen06 3 years ago
Holy crap, He actually sounds like a girl...like..alot and hes got bigger boobs than anyone iv ever seen
yirotogi 3 years ago 3
i think so
lildonut206 3 years ago 2
hahahahaha
natedawgydog 3 years ago
not a woman its ralphie
sjl36 3 years ago 2
"Dance monkey dance!" I bet that's what the producers were saying back stage whent his was happning.
(As Bernie Mac would say:
I ain't scared a ya'll Motherfuckers!
TheChewyTunes 3 years ago
this was funniie and disturbing.
blanciiesz2193 3 years ago
that was funny, but i dont think i could ever eat a hamburger again...
superstatic27 3 years ago
ralphie plz dont do this again
KAZAM23 3 years ago 2
hillarious,
but makes me not want to eat anything lolz.
Katherineeex345 3 years ago
to scare you picutre an 80 yr old lady doin that
KidFunkyFry15 3 years ago
im soo happy!!!!!!!!!!
mabacdabatmaban 3 years ago
ROFL.
RottenCandy69 3 years ago 2
sorry about that: the sentence should have been: can anyone show me the funny part of the second half
cattyteddy 3 years ago
I love bloopers and I thought the first part was alright but can anyone part in the second half?
cattyteddy 3 years ago
Oh my god, he has the biggest tits I've ever seen!
aluisious 3 years ago 4
seriously, their bigger than Anna's.
verniceGmorris 3 years ago
wtf? that was DISTURBING on MANY levels.
heyguesswhat96 3 years ago 2
if i didnt know it was ralphie may, iwuld of thought it was a real live obese whore...
[dont get mad, its called hypocrisy ;]
[sp?]
funkaimonkai 3 years ago 4
she is "die"? what the hell kind of moron are you. learn english douchebag
massayocom 3 years ago 4
well if this person is german "die" means THE
John833 3 years ago
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THIS FUCKING FAT ASS SHOULD LAY OFF OF ANNA NICOLE SHE IS DIE GOD REST HER SOUL .. AND HIS A POUND AWAY FROM BEING DIE SO SUCK ON THAT MS. Ralphie May ....
arnimul 3 years ago
damn, anna has REALLY let herself go since she died
frogz 3 years ago 12
Burnt!
Trekfan1001 3 years ago
dude...you sound just like the britney spears fag. "LEAVE ANNA ALONE!! WAAA!!! WAAAA!!!"
j3b0v4 3 years ago
Chris Carter would be his name :D
rancidtuna2005 3 years ago
chris crocker*
mSQUAREDx69 3 years ago 3
Oh yeah, thanks...I don't know why I typed Carter lol
rancidtuna2005 3 years ago
that's fuckin gross
carve530 3 years ago
dude got bigger tit than most girls
demaxi1 3 years ago 5
I think the thing that caught me off guard the most was that he actually looked like he could be a woman.
Milshare 3 years ago 4
Yeah, the sexes seem to blend at this scale. Those look scaringly real!
jozafax 3 years ago 2
thats because they are. its not breasts. it his fat. he has MAN BOOOBBSSS.
heyguesswhat96 3 years ago
damn this dude really has titties
Kilanon 3 years ago 4
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this is just gross..fat ppl shud die..
omarlucman 3 years ago
how in the hell is he gonna talk about someone lookin like that uuugggh!!!!
atlala 3 years ago
he sounds just like her............funny..lol
19jerzgirl 3 years ago 3
Sad part is that's not fat suit.
EvilTomte 3 years ago 5
lol~
coldheartedprince 3 years ago
lol
maxstoner1 3 years ago 2
lmfaooo omgg
bigduey69 3 years ago
i love chubby!!!!
justlittlemewill 3 years ago
Man..the way Ralphie uses his fat for comedy, and the fact that he has so much of it, you just KNOW that his wife has to have at least a little chubby chaser in her lol
zeroknight55 3 years ago 2
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antggfhfgfghf 3 years ago
Tittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstittstitt ....... :)
CapitanoGUC 3 years ago
that's grose man wtf? =D
lazy347 3 years ago
you are just mad because you got a hard-on
earthmother 3 years ago 3
Marine ::
domage kon va pa son putin de gro cul a cette salope...eurkkk..
fruiiitos 4 years ago
Marine ::
domage kon va pa son putin de gro cul a cette salope...eurkkk..
fruiiitos 4 years ago
Josephine ::
Berckkkkkkkkkkk ! Hexibition d'une grosse !!
Pas très normal vue sa gueule !
fruiiitos 4 years ago
o mało się nie porzygałam...bleeee!!!
xXFallenStar 4 years ago
was it just me or was his complexion and over all look kinda pretty/convincing??
i need help
tavern2468 4 years ago 2
that made me laugh too much.
Coldur 4 years ago
qurwa ale paskudztwo, feeeeeeeeee
krynia770 4 years ago
o larry!!!!!!!!!! can i have a cookie
jtyrrell0816 4 years ago
He is for sure, a lot prettier than that Monica Lewinsky (sp?) I mean, look at that face!
Mangotropolis 4 years ago 2
he seemed to be enjoying him self a lil to much
but he is hella funny
unbound12345 4 years ago 2
IM BLIND!!!!!!!! XD
Svampbobrundkant 4 years ago
lmao hes got titties
Jcox1211 4 years ago
I kno! Those are his real breasts!..and no Moose that was his fat. But i love him and this was hilarious!
Ambebambi 4 years ago 2
Lol oyu are wrong moose... It is not a suit... It is his natural fat... But he is a great comedian and you should not take into account his flufiness :P
Tsoukouemeka 4 years ago
wow... oh... DAMN!
hockeyhazard 4 years ago
yes hes fat but its called a fat suit ppl
moose6692 4 years ago
no, he is naturaly fat
calorius1 4 years ago 4
LMAO!!!!!
darksidediva 4 years ago
i hope his bra was stuffed if not thats wrong
DS1990fordf150 4 years ago
i dont want no mo cookies
jeebs15 4 years ago
..hehe
SweetnessKisses 4 years ago
This is wrong for a lot of reasons...
mustang6172 4 years ago 3
This guy is gonna kill over any day now
nitsudg 4 years ago