I was a limo driver for 5 years, but quit after hatred for the occupants spilled over into my actions.
One time I was driving a bunch of douche lawyers with 4 prostitutes in the back. I just snapped & stopped the car, locking the doors & pulling a gun on them. I then forced the girls to fellate me in turn, while simultaneously the guys all had to fellate my gun. The guy sucking the barrel as I ejaculated wept like a child- it was a miracle of self-control that I didn’t pull the trigger on him.
@Wabatrobh They know just how to spend money. They take over priced pieces of shit (ferrari, BMW, Audi) and turn them into stretch limos. Sell ferrari stretch limo to limo services = make money.
I as a cyclist have a general hatred for cars, the level depends on how many careless idiots I come across day to day, but most of them are pretty cool.
How much photoshop did you use? The limo at 1:31 sure looks like a Ferrari F40. No one would chop off the roof of that thing and stretch it. Also, the Maybach at 1:28, it's just the "62", the long wheel base version. And the Passat at 0:38, I think there's a Chinese made Passat with slightly longer wheel base for the home market, but this can't be it??
@TheTruthMongers You wouldn't be saying it if you would have money to afford it. You like most common examples hate most of the things you can't afford, pathetic.
@TheTruthMongers Well Ferrari is not the best car around but it is very nice. I think its too flashy. Although we have a Maserati in our family and its a great car. We also have a couple of other cars but I don't like to flaunt.
@TheKGBwolf Then your family bought it for the wrong reasons. Since you'll likely never be able to perform in the vehicle the way it's actually meant to be driven then the only thing left is to flaunt. I don't know a single owner of a luxury sports car who doesn't ABSOLUTELY love to flaunt their hard work. But they don't run out and convert it to a limo. lol
that was awesome especially the vw's and theres one coment on here about the subaru being photo shoped. wtf its called cutting the car in half and extending the frame
I love this video because it has something for everyone. I don't know anything about cars and that made it even more fun to look at. I got to see what is possible. Keep up the good work
The limo at 2.59 with the helicopter is the same limo at 0.39,just some years later.It use to sit beside a gas station in Myrtle Beach S.C. for a long time(8 to10years)then it was gone one summer when we went down for vacation.
i remember being a kid thinking 'wow, you must be mega wealthy to afford a stretch'. now in my opinion they're the most distasteful vile things on the road.
My favorite had to be the Harley Davidson - what a great bike to do Bike Rallies in style. If you've ever tried to get around at a bike rally in a car then you know that it's next to imposible but having one of those would be too cool to be able to take a bunch of friends with you that don't ride a bike of their own. Cool Stuff.
some are cool, but the two ferraris, especially the classic one....i mean really im worried for the mental health of the owner. Also isnt that just a normal maybach?
awesome mind blowing mind................superb
crazzycriss1 3 days ago
0:39 waiting for accident.think! how to turn?
LeeBaoRen 4 days ago
Pretty cool vide not nuts about the back-round music but its ok. : )o Ty - Gj..
RebeccaMarieW1 1 week ago
insane
celtpilot 2 weeks ago
Where are the nissan Rogue Limo? hahaha!
condeh99 2 weeks ago
0:39 lol, not really? ^^ must be flexible in the middle.... or just allowed to drive on airports...haha
HighVoltage18388 2 weeks ago
I was a limo driver for 5 years, but quit after hatred for the occupants spilled over into my actions.
One time I was driving a bunch of douche lawyers with 4 prostitutes in the back. I just snapped & stopped the car, locking the doors & pulling a gun on them. I then forced the girls to fellate me in turn, while simultaneously the guys all had to fellate my gun. The guy sucking the barrel as I ejaculated wept like a child- it was a miracle of self-control that I didn’t pull the trigger on him.
SuperTruth77 1 month ago 2
@SuperTruth77 ........ Heh?
get1modernwarfare2 3 weeks ago
Where is the Volvo S80 limusine?
elflako1989 2 months ago
@2:56 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
IXIGaryIXI 2 months ago
Yeah, funny vid! I like most the plane and the Käfer!
Froschi80 2 months ago
cooooooooooooooool
rajat0610 2 months ago
thumbs up if you also think limos are retarded....
ckmacboy 2 months ago
thumbs up if watching with earphones
Charlez1420 2 months ago
just like what happened to Obama Cady POS at 0:18
sideslide23 2 months ago
0:39 yeah drive it in san francisco and enjoy the laughter
kimi450 2 months ago
I want the zebra coloured hummer!!!!!
1shaneyeo 3 months ago 3
why anybody want a limo when he is going to war at @1:38 lol
MrEstk 3 months ago
check out my music i rap and sing while I play instruments
i want a car like this one day
PurdyMusic 3 months ago
vw beetle most ridiculous limo..lol!!!
TD4f22 3 months ago
some good ones but wierrd
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I heard somewhere that ferrari limo is owner by bill gates..?it is true.. ???
chairmansaab 3 months ago
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chairmansaab 3 months ago
1:30 ...... the ferrari looks like a bath tub .. lol
rakspayne 3 months ago
i would like have the ferrari xD - 10 dollars?
MyTutorials321 3 months ago
theyll stretch anything these days...
MIST1C159 3 months ago
sick limos
king78652 4 months ago
Limboghiny XD
Synetearis 4 months ago
stupid americans take great beutiful cars and screw them
TheKingpin069 4 months ago
Great limos. Wouldn't mind adding a few to my collection
ChelmsfordEliteLimo 4 months ago
@ChelmsfordEliteLimo ya me 2
Thebigbangdang 3 months ago
3:20 you call it video i call it pictures!
pelge50 4 months ago
Ive seen a Jeep Wrangler limo that i thought was pretty badass! That would what i would want for my wedding
tripovermyego 4 months ago
cos the longest car in the world would fit on my drive...
fruitybeauty1x 4 months ago
it will nice to own one
signmelive 4 months ago
nice photoshoping :D
Shnureaga 4 months ago
stretch-smart car, just when you thought you couldn't look any more queer...
TotalBeast93 4 months ago
I want the Subaru Impreza Limo
MrRicky6796 4 months ago
I like how that first red neck piece of trash environment killing truck had confederate flags on it :D
iAaronHD 5 months ago
...The doors held up with a stick! 2:03
4crevis 5 months ago
...Wow... different... madness! 1:50
4crevis 5 months ago
...Wicked...love it! 1:00
4crevis 5 months ago
cool
Porsche2829 5 months ago
abomination to f430
jere2511 5 months ago
Wow what a great collection of limo's
mrLimo61 5 months ago
The VW Phaeton Stretch is the best looking from all those ugly limos !
BADBOYRob3rt 5 months ago
i liked 3:03
redblood811 5 months ago
thumbs up if you're wondering how you turn the car at 2:58
toothyboy11 5 months ago
ALL these limos are shit, if you think theyre good your retarded thumb up!
sh44n1996w1ndies 5 months ago
LAX nigga
sh44n1996w1ndies 5 months ago
Pa nije tramvaj :D
NewYorker402 5 months ago
haha lol i like the 1 where its got the motobike limo haha funny as !!!!
turtle5635 5 months ago
half of these will be used for pakistani weddings
beechface1 5 months ago
0:36 Is this the chinese version of a Passat?
PassatComfortCoupe 5 months ago
0:18 help im stuck!
DARKSTAR2654 5 months ago
POORLY photoshopped.
lbryan250 5 months ago
La gracia en el ...
simonwest960 5 months ago
0:39 FUCK :O
babszeee 5 months ago 6
The hell? Is it just me, or can't any of you spot how fake this crap is...
usuratonkatchi 5 months ago
my neighbor owns a limo company
Mrfootballboi123 5 months ago
If these people dont know how to spen the monney...than give it to me +.+
Wabatrobh 5 months ago
@Wabatrobh They know just how to spend money. They take over priced pieces of shit (ferrari, BMW, Audi) and turn them into stretch limos. Sell ferrari stretch limo to limo services = make money.
TheTruthMongers 5 months ago
@TheTruthMongers Yeah u right i was just kidding :D
Wabatrobh 5 months ago
@Wabatrobh Ppl spend money on these cars before fab. lol then spend more for it after it looks even uglier. :) I'm glad I like simple things.
TheTruthMongers 5 months ago
@TheTruthMongers Agree!
Wabatrobh 5 months ago
I as a cyclist have a general hatred for cars, the level depends on how many careless idiots I come across day to day, but most of them are pretty cool.
scramblerism 5 months ago
Try and do a u-turn in the 100 foot super limo!!
TyberZann2000000 5 months ago
O.o Airplain buss at 1:04
ImNamiss 5 months ago
@ImNamiss omg i failed!
ImNamiss 5 months ago
1:01 does not look like limo kinda weird garbage on the wheels
lioxait 5 months ago
A Vw?!
NavalFroces 5 months ago
Question
Who in the fuck would make a Smart Limo?
NickyAmerica 5 months ago
mr-rolls-royce.narod2.ru/modelnii_ryad/phantom_drophead_coupe - rolls royce coupe
Noodllezzz 5 months ago
what year and car is at 2:46 ?..anyone???
ooooBJoooo 6 months ago
Very good video and cars
TheHorizonhobby 6 months ago
How much photoshop did you use? The limo at 1:31 sure looks like a Ferrari F40. No one would chop off the roof of that thing and stretch it. Also, the Maybach at 1:28, it's just the "62", the long wheel base version. And the Passat at 0:38, I think there's a Chinese made Passat with slightly longer wheel base for the home market, but this can't be it??
AndersO1983 6 months ago
Ferrari limo = crime against nature o.o
NoMiLinQua 6 months ago 39
@NoMiLinQua Ferrari = Shit no matter how long the piece of shit is.
TheTruthMongers 5 months ago
@TheTruthMongers You wouldn't be saying it if you would have money to afford it. You like most common examples hate most of the things you can't afford, pathetic.
TheKGBwolf 5 months ago
If I wanted one I'd buy it. Now who's pathetic? But on a real note: I admit it! I secretly crave owning a Ferrlimo. Got me.
TheTruthMongers 5 months ago
@TheTruthMongers Well Ferrari is not the best car around but it is very nice. I think its too flashy. Although we have a Maserati in our family and its a great car. We also have a couple of other cars but I don't like to flaunt.
TheKGBwolf 5 months ago
@TheKGBwolf Then your family bought it for the wrong reasons. Since you'll likely never be able to perform in the vehicle the way it's actually meant to be driven then the only thing left is to flaunt. I don't know a single owner of a luxury sports car who doesn't ABSOLUTELY love to flaunt their hard work. But they don't run out and convert it to a limo. lol
TheTruthMongers 4 months ago
Cool lomos
Comanderzeta 6 months ago
awesome limos xreventonx
606epictrix 6 months ago
that was awesome especially the vw's and theres one coment on here about the subaru being photo shoped. wtf its called cutting the car in half and extending the frame
fowleriva 6 months ago
1:00 umm... Toyota-Boeing 737? lol... :D
skillerboy3 6 months ago
astig,..........
dadingan 6 months ago
may be drifting in a limousine
nico0053 6 months ago
nooooo!!! not a Subaru Impreza
nico0053 6 months ago
watch the Hummer H2 - Epic Slide Show !
DukeOfDaCam 6 months ago
1:00 he whantet a plane but couldnt afford wings or the motors to (niether the back end of the plane)!
9bue9 6 months ago
супер лимузины
TheDJsSTYLE 6 months ago
the passat is just a pheanton
0jesse10397 6 months ago
CARA FAZER ISTO NA RUA ?? TEM QUE SER MUITO MANE!! PODE PASSAR UMA CRIANÇA !!BABACA!!
MrMARCOSANTONIODEAVI 6 months ago
Now that's what I'm talking about when I say amazingly awesome :)
abenomar22 6 months ago
2:04 that is my limo who took these pics
jakester9356 6 months ago
lol the ferrari limo with bucket seats, fucking pointless u wont even get half a G out of that car
Josh1901 6 months ago
dat was awwwwwwwwwwwsome
alis4life 6 months ago
1:56 WHO THE F*CK TOOK PICS OF MY LIMO?!?! D:<
tehminator 6 months ago
Awesome where could I get a limo like that.
21skaterboy21 6 months ago
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pause at 144 its the movie the car's worst nightmare.
bluemen8807 6 months ago
pause at 146 its the movie the car's worst nightmare.
bluemen8807 6 months ago
Really really annoying music
aj8676 7 months ago
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BlackWhiteAvtoProkat 7 months ago
o but its dumb when you you put 40 inch rims on a chevy that make cant turn have of these cars can even turn down a street let alone highway
Comments2uself 7 months ago
The stig has 8 brothers and sisters O_o 2:52
AdrenaleeT 7 months ago 42
@AdrenaleeT no i dont
theofficialstig 5 months ago
nice video give more that xD
TugaOneWorld 7 months ago
the VW limos seem fairly tasteful, all the rest are GAY AS FUCK
MrGoldenwaffler 7 months ago
@MrGoldenwaffler I kinda liked some of the porsche models
xXxbwelitexXx 7 months ago
1:04 LOL
mrmarijuanagrower 7 months ago
i hope theres a bugatti limo :D
Predator23321 7 months ago
they all look stupid. apart from the passat which looks better. Germans cant style cars
zenbudhism 7 months ago
@zenbudhism you suck !!!!
Pmeyer123 7 months ago
Good job boss
qaziofattock1 7 months ago
love the limo bike thumbs up if you did to!!!
tough2012 7 months ago
i hate my 7 ferrari limos out of my house , it is so boring , driving a ferrari limo
DJGodmanDJ 7 months ago
0:41 oh no i think we have a flat tire...
-_- don't worry, got spares :D
denl0 7 months ago
Hahah At 1:00 A Limplane lol @ there All Real You Can Make Any Car Into A limo
DJJayC98 7 months ago
1:02 is not a limo! it's a plane without wings
minwoochoful 7 months ago
cool man where did you got all that
adwayait 7 months ago
I love this video because it has something for everyone. I don't know anything about cars and that made it even more fun to look at. I got to see what is possible. Keep up the good work
Sakutra 7 months ago
photo(thefuck)shoped
fvboss429 7 months ago
The limo at 2.59 with the helicopter is the same limo at 0.39,just some years later.It use to sit beside a gas station in Myrtle Beach S.C. for a long time(8 to10years)then it was gone one summer when we went down for vacation.
TimED64 8 months ago
Hemi limo^^
bismillahmashallah 8 months ago
Great vid ;)
GeneralGrivous007 8 months ago
0:10 Don't mess with Texas LOL
computa522 8 months ago
2:12 That would be the only time I would watch the Indie 500. Try making a turn at 300+ mph with that luxury beast.
MRtherandomman 8 months ago
it was awesome
codybubba1 8 months ago
2:08 love this bus;)
couvic76 8 months ago
dat shit weak
Retrokirk 8 months ago
sooo cool, said omg a million times, thanks
dolphyn2 8 months ago
If someone converts a standard car on Photoshop for a joke, that's fun and creative.
But half of these I expect were actually made and in seriousness, and that's disturbing.
Personally I would never be seen dead in a limo, I think they're kinda the automotive equivalent of flipping the bird at normal people.
But hey, if you wanna feel special, go for it.
Jarren202 8 months ago
cool
Horseshowchamp 8 months ago
i want the plane/bus!
Sierrafied 8 months ago
i remember being a kid thinking 'wow, you must be mega wealthy to afford a stretch'. now in my opinion they're the most distasteful vile things on the road.
bignicky88 8 months ago
i would denfinitely rent the one look like ma d***k at 1:14 and the one look like angry bussy..;p lol
alfredadnan 8 months ago
3:02 is a beast !!
errorserver3000 8 months ago
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errorserver3000 8 months ago
damn
garza4life95 8 months ago
that shit is tigh yooo
TheMaryjaneist 8 months ago
Iwould like to to see a limousine mini cooper
xavitds 8 months ago
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jimgillhouse 8 months ago
My favorite had to be the Harley Davidson - what a great bike to do Bike Rallies in style. If you've ever tried to get around at a bike rally in a car then you know that it's next to imposible but having one of those would be too cool to be able to take a bunch of friends with you that don't ride a bike of their own. Cool Stuff.
jimgillhouse 8 months ago
They are centipedes.
CYTL1960 9 months ago
some are cool, but the two ferraris, especially the classic one....i mean really im worried for the mental health of the owner. Also isnt that just a normal maybach?
sk8rpunk222 9 months ago
LOL XD 100 foot limo? are you fricken kidding me? XD LMAO that 100 foot limo only has 1 flaw
FLAME4564 9 months ago
0:18
Hahahaha!! They must have been late to prom.
iJamesmoncada 9 months ago
@tas12121212 no i noticed it at 2:58
alicat589 9 months ago
That Motorcylce is freaking cool!!
Jillbrya 9 months ago
the smart car looks like a minivan
mishnitsa 9 months ago
wow big
luxuskarosserie 9 months ago
not cool
darthceco 9 months ago
That first Volkswagen Phaeton limo was actually pretty decent looking... I wouldn't mind being carried around in that.
DukSezQuak 9 months ago
Some cars just not made to be long!
Heathyize 9 months ago
cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
haniisaa 9 months ago
1:02- WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
jasonburrows33 9 months ago
The white old VW beetle I saw that one just before Sturgeon Falls on the way to North Bay in Ontario!
dmx011 9 months ago
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO how many of them r u giving me
Sharodisawesome2 9 months ago
0:39 Photoshop FOR SURE!
IceKoldKilla1992 9 months ago
@IceKoldKilla1992 No, it's a real car, wasn't photoshopped.
Anyone else noticed the Maybach kinda looks like a whale? :P
Timmaai 9 months ago
@IceKoldKilla1992 no not photoshop xD this limo is real and its really the longest in the world reccord book !
kavendg1 6 months ago
@kavendg1 wow!
IceKoldKilla1992 6 months ago
1/2 of em are photoshopped, A Subaru Limo?!?!?
That1CanadianGuy 9 months ago 45
@That1CanadianGuy actually only 5 of them are photoshops, the Smart, the Scooby, the 2 Lambos, and the old car at the end.
Lukeyy19 8 months ago
@That1CanadianGuy yes there is really a subaru limo
mainlandrecordings 8 months ago
@That1CanadianGuy u havent seen a subaru limo before?
DarkCritisizer1066 6 months ago
@ 0:46 limousine for rich rednecks :D
DjChrisBerry 9 months ago
i liked the subaru:)
MADDRIFT11 9 months ago
i like the wolkswagen passat seems like an ordinary limuosine...i like it...it more sexy longer...
MAXXFIGO 9 months ago
hummer limo seems durable custom
qazibasit 9 months ago
FAKE!
ady12345671 9 months ago
f250 limo badass!
joeporro 9 months ago
It would be nice a Peugeot 607 limo!
Turkamel 10 months ago
Ferrari limousine is good
Zonguldaklicix 10 months ago
some of those are abvious photoshops.
Mzee1084 10 months ago
very nice cars!!!!!!!!
MrAntonio2013 10 months ago
the passat looked georgous
babeeshan9 10 months ago
some sick rides....to much money in some people hands!!! damn
Shortstop4life905 10 months ago
Ferrari Limo....
DiamondEarz 10 months ago
1:12. Heck yeah.
xPokemonTCGCollecter 10 months ago
Photoshop rules...
Blackrier93 10 months ago
Dammit where is the Comet limo.
Comrick317 10 months ago