Maynard is the fuckin' man. Everything he touches is pure gold. The man is incapable of putting out bad music. I don't think he could write/sing a shitty song if he tried. Even something so whacked out like Cuntry Boner, is still completely awesome. What a fucking talent, and it seems to run in the family because his son has an amazing voice and is a very talented cellist.
@AAAbstractJack I hear that. I don't listen to Tool as much as I used to; but when I do, I have to be in a certain mood. You have to let those songs like Reflection and Third Eye just become your consciousness and take over you for 10 minutes. It really is a trip.
Wait what was 8:06 from??? And haha i told the little kids on my street i hate kids and that i like to kick them around XD no im not an adult so it wasnt creepy
I think Tool takes what they do very seriously, but they dont take themselves seriously. Honestly i think they're just a bunch of retards (like me) which is awesome
The look the kid gives at around 8:10 is the kind of look you give a man that walks up to you on the subway and asks a question: at first you look over casually, taking in the situation and trying to hear his question. But then you notice that he's not just a regular guy, he's a homeless man, and he didn't ask you a question, he mumbled some words at you with his penis hanging over his shit-stained sweat pants.
His voice is so powerful and he sings every word with raw emotion. Sing to us about the weak and the strong, about nothing or everything and I'll take the trip with you again for the 200th time. You are wicked story tellers amigos-Let the rabbits wear glasses indeed-all the better to see you with-I had a rabbit that liked spaghetti W/ MEATballs-herbivore my Ass-or do rodents have a seperate class? Thats my point though-evolution involves us all.Props
try to watch some footage from the late nineties aemina toor, ive seen a show where he started off wearing a platform shoes, full black dress and wig, then he would strip off to be left wearing his underwear and fake breasts, i saw footage of him doing it during 46 & 2 so it coul be symbolism of male/female aspects of the self, or else he just wore it for the hell of it! who knows!
I dont care if people think Maynard is a recluse. I personally think he is a wise man, with a lot of good morals to stand on. He likes to make good music, do charity work and go home. He gives the fans what they deserve in music, not his ability to suck up to interviewers and such alike. Personally I think he's great, even if he may hate me to say it! :)
mjk has scammed more people than malcom (asshole) mclaren with his bullshit and proably made more money from suckers like us too.yet we keep coming back for more ,well a bit more but lack of new material shows he don't give a shit about the people who buy their $120 cd/dvd $160 too see them get blown out by rammstein @ bdo and now i suppose everyones drinking his wine whens the mjk doll coming out
@andmarish Uh... huh? He doesn't scam anyone. People are just fucking stupid hands down and if they want to read more into what he's saying than he's actually saying, and he just lets you think that to sell records, then you're a fucking twat. $120 cd dvd? $160 to see them? I saw Tool a couple of years ago for $25 and bought their DVDs for.... I think $15 each? Plus, comparing Rammstein to Tool is just silly. Two totally different schools and identical value live for different reasons.
@Zeta9966 as maynard put it on Blood into Wine, He's "made a living by only selling half the farm." I totally agree with you TOOL is the best music you can find out there. Good luck to all the wannabe's and all that "bubble gum pop music that is meant to fill a gap."
4:25 is some fuckin' awesome jiu-jitsu right there. THAT's how you deal with fans that reach the stage: flip them MMA-style and then clutch them for an awkwardly long period of time. Then sit on them for awhile. Love that it still didn't even throw him off re: vocals. True musician right there.
i wanna know in what ways anger could be constructive, maynard please visit my home and talk to me? PLEASE!!!! YOUR MUSIC MAKES MY EARS ORGASM!!! EARGASM!!!!
i have a love hate thing with this band their music is beyond ,beyond but like all great artists mjk is an obnoxious,arrogant and self rightous prick but a lyrical genious love ya dude
Haha at big day out 2011 in auckland, he says "ok hands up, who's on acid?" A large quantity of people raised their hands then the steady beat of third eye began.
@Onizuma13 OR, maybe the view is to small for the great awesomeness of Maynard...the sad disappointment allowed them to be confused and click the dislike button with dyslexic view.
@Udthinkthat Couldn't agree more mate. The more I learn about this group the more I'm blown away. I've been totally in love with bands in the past... but never felt such a level of respect as I do for these blokes. They represent what 'Music' is all about in such a brilliant and intelligent way
holy crap at 0:52 hahahaha same interviewer who interviewed system of a down and got trolled, she has now been trolled by my 2 fav bands hahahahahahaha
@hec547 He said in another interview that he feels it necessary to embrace the feminine side that we all possess. To acknowledge its existence is part of the process. Maybe those aren't his exact words but something like that.
Wow, he looked at what he didn't like about people and spun it on himself. That is just something that most people don't have the balls to do, this guy knows his shit. He can have anger at someone, detach from that anger, put it on himself and learn from that. If more people did that there would be a shit-ton of spiritual growth on this planet.
Wow, he looked at what he didn't like about people and spun it on himself. That is just something that most people don't have the balls to do, this guy knows his shit. He can have anger at someone, detach from that anger, put it on himself and learn from that. If more people did that there would be a shit-ton of spiritual growth on this planet.
@addexforstile Neither. You instead gape in awe at the fact that he not only did he put the guy in his place, but didn't let him ruin the song AND still gave him what he wanted.
Went to a Tool concert in Las vegas and after one of their songs, Maynard goes "Raise your hand if you're under 18. If you know this song, I'll sperm" then played played Intolerance off undertow.
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It's sad to say but.....Maynard is the only guy who turns me on anymore. Maybe it's my age? Maybe it's been my experiences with men? Who the fuck knows and who the fuck cares......it's just good to know that I still have a switch.
Jumping up and down some catch phrase- i think maynard aiming at Nirvana then with smells like teen spirit in a way and all those over kinds of songs. Songs that major music labels just consume and produce and produce
i duno thats just my opinion, if you were to ask maynard probably do what he did at the start lol. i think i did to much acid in high school to remember what i said in 2001 so Im just guna say yes.. ok haha
His funniest joke ever was when after he wrestled the fan to the ground on stage and sat on him for 10 minutes a guy comes out starts seaking back up. After the songs Maynard gets off the random fan and anounces the name of the back up vocalist and goes "No I'm not talking about the guy on the ground, but the guy singing..... The guy on the ground was my boyfreind". I thought that was pretty funny.
@anthonyp1269 'no quarter' cover of led zeppelin off their 'Salival' box set. Got a pretty rendition of 'push it' live on that one as well, check it out.
@XAMLIAD yea dude, too right, but that other guy is actually kinda intriguing, if u try applyin a lil bit of tool philosophy on the guy u kinda realise that hes pretty much the stereotype of what maynards all against, i mean 1)this guy is sayin he's listened to tool since before us all - RE: Hooker with a Penis 2)his username is Mother-nature-son, but goin by his responses etc don't u thnk hes sorta what maynards sayin needs to b "flushed" and 3)hes a hater...yet not really "angry" per se...
Maynard likes the Circle Jerks!? Hell yeah!
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"on waffles and flesh never few"
what a funny guy!!
1y9b9b 1 month ago
Maynard is the fuckin' man. Everything he touches is pure gold. The man is incapable of putting out bad music. I don't think he could write/sing a shitty song if he tried. Even something so whacked out like Cuntry Boner, is still completely awesome. What a fucking talent, and it seems to run in the family because his son has an amazing voice and is a very talented cellist.
theenigmajjames 2 months ago 4
damn, that clip at 5:30 6:05 honestly defined tool so well. and that drop from stinkfist really helped it fuck my mind.
fatwreckdsucks 2 months ago
"I think that I did too much acid in high school and can't remember what I said in 2001."
TheMetallusMaximus 3 months ago 4
what does he say in the end?
jota310 3 months ago
@jota310 "I'll keep digging, 'til I feel something."
witness10643 1 month ago
@jota310 in the last interview he says "i hate children...I just want to smack them around...kick them"
thegearmusic 1 month ago
"Buy it so I can afford waffles"
Haha that's so random and awesome at the same time.
ScorpionWing16 3 months ago
I hate children...I like to smack them around and...kick them.
hahaha i have been trying to find that clip again for years
Rkefilms 3 months ago 2
I still can't get over how that ass jumps on stage and Maynard puts him in a head/leg lock and just keeps on singing...without missing a beat!
RenaB23 4 months ago
Such an intellectual, interesting & sexy person. He is def. special.
APCTOOL16 4 months ago 3
anyone know the interviewers name at 0:58 ?
TotallyKoolKids 4 months ago
4:32 an artistic expression of how love can be turned to deception
XD
jjtheslayer69 4 months ago
I ROFL'd sooooooooo hard at the waffles part OMFG
Guitraboy 4 months ago
On waffles and flesh, never few.
ElevenTwentyEightPM 4 months ago 2
Holy shit @ 1:18 maynard has boobs O.o
LightOfEon 4 months ago
Maynard is a troll and he does it perfectly haha!
nukebacon876 4 months ago
"Feast like a sultan I do, waffles and flesh never few"
SamCocknose 4 months ago 2
@SamCocknose I about pissed myself laughing when I heard that
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SamCocknose 4 months ago
This video was pretty Vagina.
CrA1n4 5 months ago 4
best band of all time... it seems they never fail to hit the nail on the head.
when i watch their interviews i always walk away laughing or with a new perspective... same with their music.
formusicplaylist1 5 months ago
"I want waffles. Our album 10,000 Days; go buy it so that I can afford waffles." XD
xxMMxKIDxx 5 months ago
What is the song playing at 2:00???
sumofnone3 5 months ago
@sumofnone3 it's tool's rendition of no quarter by led zeppelin
zrowshneers 5 months ago
@zrowshneers Cool thx.
sumofnone3 5 months ago
how many people would say they were lucky enough to be attacked by one of their favorite musicians?
formusicplaylist1 5 months ago
where did he even get the mailman hat
lemmeyo3 5 months ago
I laughed so fucking hard at 4:34-4:38
ClevelandCaliRyder 5 months ago
@canesrule96
Well, what about Travis barker? He's a good old-fashioned narcissistic tatted up ass clown.
AlCapwn0 5 months ago
@AlCapwn0 Oh yeah, that faggot. I saw a "Transplants" interview and that faggot was so stuck up it made me sick.
canesrule96 5 months ago
Middle of a song I can't remember, Maynard- "I smell pot.." *continues singing*
MaynardRules1 5 months ago
My favorite part was when he changed the lyrics to Jambi. I laughed for a good couple minutes. Funny shit.
troutisyourmaster666 6 months ago
59 people dont like waffles
NirvanaRage12 6 months ago 2
59 people are trying to find the balance
cobhcmofo313 6 months ago 3
Tool requires active not passive listening,
AAAbstractJack 6 months ago 12
@AAAbstractJack I hear that. I don't listen to Tool as much as I used to; but when I do, I have to be in a certain mood. You have to let those songs like Reflection and Third Eye just become your consciousness and take over you for 10 minutes. It really is a trip.
canesrule96 5 months ago
SMUG
Babynutria 6 months ago
DUDE EPIC VIDEO THANK YOU !!!
howsyourweecat1 6 months ago
Wait what was 8:06 from??? And haha i told the little kids on my street i hate kids and that i like to kick them around XD no im not an adult so it wasnt creepy
HarperWolf13 6 months ago
1:03 !!! Haha :) Maynard is funny
HarperWolf13 6 months ago
I think Tool takes what they do very seriously, but they dont take themselves seriously. Honestly i think they're just a bunch of retards (like me) which is awesome
evanisgay11 6 months ago
Is it just me, or is the drummer always the most humble member in EVERY band?
canesrule96 6 months ago 3
@canesrule96 Danny Carey and John Dolmayan ring a bell for me.
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FallInIntrigue 6 months ago
lmao he totally knocked that guy out with a choke hold that just goes to show that u dont fuck wit tool
MrGrateful1000 7 months ago
@MrGrateful1000 Yeah especially when Danny stands up... 6 foot 5" guy who hits things for a living, watch out.
Snizzlewiz 6 months ago
lol does he knock that dude out on stage with a sleeper hold
INSFAN86 7 months ago
what song is at 2:00
streetlight482 7 months ago
@streetlight482 This is their cover of No Quarter. It was on the Salival album.
paulymath 7 months ago
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ilikesharpies 6 months ago
Epic glasses at 2:13
sushigod101 7 months ago
chewing gum pop..ha.
swankinstender 7 months ago
5:25 - 6:20 So true..Tool grows on you like Ivy on a wall
Snakepit4321 7 months ago
The look the kid gives at around 8:10 is the kind of look you give a man that walks up to you on the subway and asks a question: at first you look over casually, taking in the situation and trying to hear his question. But then you notice that he's not just a regular guy, he's a homeless man, and he didn't ask you a question, he mumbled some words at you with his penis hanging over his shit-stained sweat pants.
dietrite123 7 months ago 33
0:00 Skip to the most hilarious and informative parts.
XtraCrspy 8 months ago
" waffles and flesh never few"
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patriota54 8 months ago
@ 1:11 he's got titties!
STEAKdrapes79 8 months ago
Hate and Anger are two separate energies... SOMEONE GETS IT!!!!
DoubleEdgeSG 8 months ago
what song is at :16?
artizhan 8 months ago
@artizhan Stinkfist
MrFenn88 8 months ago
@artizhan its stinkfist........listen to it..its fucking incredible
MrJon7990 8 months ago
What's that video playing at the beginning to stinkfist? The one made of Alex Grey's artwork
moleswrath 8 months ago
@moleswrath end of Parabola's video clip
MigelMeUp 8 months ago
@moleswrath Parabola.
DannyTPAlt 8 months ago
This was a good mix of MJK's interviews
MrChrisluck 8 months ago
i think the waffle thing is from 06 at the gorge in george, wa . i was pretty loaded but ill never forget that show.
tegibear85 8 months ago
His voice is so powerful and he sings every word with raw emotion. Sing to us about the weak and the strong, about nothing or everything and I'll take the trip with you again for the 200th time. You are wicked story tellers amigos-Let the rabbits wear glasses indeed-all the better to see you with-I had a rabbit that liked spaghetti W/ MEATballs-herbivore my Ass-or do rodents have a seperate class? Thats my point though-evolution involves us all.Props
Medicinal6Icepick 8 months ago
@Medicinal6Icepick ... i wanna get high with you.
iwearpants06 8 months ago
@1:00 thats the bitch from the system interviews!!!!!
whipplethewhipple1 8 months ago
I still fucking love the waffles Jambi haha
Tigerpuffer 8 months ago
"I hate children, I just want to smack em around and kick them" My favorite Maynard quote.
Deathshuck 8 months ago 3
i loved to be rear naked choked by maynard
jasonmoose111 8 months ago
why has he got tits at 1:30?
grizzlymuff 9 months ago
@grizzlymuff I was wondering that too...
TDWE 9 months ago
@grizzlymuff
try to watch some footage from the late nineties aemina toor, ive seen a show where he started off wearing a platform shoes, full black dress and wig, then he would strip off to be left wearing his underwear and fake breasts, i saw footage of him doing it during 46 & 2 so it coul be symbolism of male/female aspects of the self, or else he just wore it for the hell of it! who knows!
finlan9 8 months ago
@finlan9 crazy shit
grizzlymuff 8 months ago
notice he doesnt miss a note when hes facing that dude on stage. id give anythign to be that dude.
liquidblue82 9 months ago
notice he doesnt miss a note when hes facing that dude on stage.
liquidblue82 9 months ago
MJK is the baddest motherfucker alive!
If Rock n Roll was a religion, MJK would be jesus!
michaellonkouski 9 months ago
Awesome video man
terdsandwich3000 9 months ago
adam really doesnt like interviews lol
Tibnips 10 months ago
Everybody... buy 10,000 days so maynard can afford waffles :)
well damn, maynards fricken hilarious!
kaylarichoux 10 months ago 2
The last clip with the children. Where's that from?
distubedrat 10 months ago
lol buy it so I can afford waffles
jessicarh87 10 months ago
If I were an attractive heterosexual female and had the opportunity I would totally bang MJK
chase1bf 10 months ago 38
are waffles and flesh never fooood
08lifeispeachy 5 months ago
@chase1bf That's creepy.
JTNugget 5 months ago
Maynard fucking owned that guy on stage . That's
The best thing I've seen since Tuesday
domygic 10 months ago
I think it was more of a judo throw Mike but taking his back that easy you gotta wonder what kind of effort his opponent trains with.
hotandready100 10 months ago
Wow look at that hip toss right into back control with both hooks in. Sick jiu jitsu skills from Maynard at the 4:35 mark.
hotandready100 10 months ago
I dont care if people think Maynard is a recluse. I personally think he is a wise man, with a lot of good morals to stand on. He likes to make good music, do charity work and go home. He gives the fans what they deserve in music, not his ability to suck up to interviewers and such alike. Personally I think he's great, even if he may hate me to say it! :)
MulletMan3108 11 months ago
Adam at the 4:00 mark...totally stoned! that deserves a good toke on my part! Light it up!!
TOOLbottomfeeder7001 11 months ago
mjk has scammed more people than malcom (asshole) mclaren with his bullshit and proably made more money from suckers like us too.yet we keep coming back for more ,well a bit more but lack of new material shows he don't give a shit about the people who buy their $120 cd/dvd $160 too see them get blown out by rammstein @ bdo and now i suppose everyones drinking his wine whens the mjk doll coming out
andmarish 11 months ago
@andmarish Uh... huh? He doesn't scam anyone. People are just fucking stupid hands down and if they want to read more into what he's saying than he's actually saying, and he just lets you think that to sell records, then you're a fucking twat. $120 cd dvd? $160 to see them? I saw Tool a couple of years ago for $25 and bought their DVDs for.... I think $15 each? Plus, comparing Rammstein to Tool is just silly. Two totally different schools and identical value live for different reasons.
Zeta9966 11 months ago 2
@Zeta9966 as maynard put it on Blood into Wine, He's "made a living by only selling half the farm." I totally agree with you TOOL is the best music you can find out there. Good luck to all the wannabe's and all that "bubble gum pop music that is meant to fill a gap."
TOOLbottomfeeder7001 11 months ago
4:25 is some fuckin' awesome jiu-jitsu right there. THAT's how you deal with fans that reach the stage: flip them MMA-style and then clutch them for an awkwardly long period of time. Then sit on them for awhile. Love that it still didn't even throw him off re: vocals. True musician right there.
poodlepoodle777 11 months ago
0:58 shes stupidly hot.
ainsleywalker 11 months ago
i wanna know in what ways anger could be constructive, maynard please visit my home and talk to me? PLEASE!!!! YOUR MUSIC MAKES MY EARS ORGASM!!! EARGASM!!!!
XXXJuggalette1XXX 11 months ago
"I hate children. I like to smack them around and kick them."
tylerlove78 11 months ago 3
LOL wafflez and flesh never few :) ps i live waffles :)
MRdeZction 11 months ago
Don't fuck with maynard ha ha...I like how he rode him at the end XD
MissPatchez 11 months ago
Since everything Maynard says is true, he really is Brittney Spears
uiruu 11 months ago
can you link me the full version of that last little MJK clip?
davisdebard 11 months ago
I want waffles too...
uiruu 11 months ago 2
In my mind.
Anything2bCool 11 months ago
man i agree with TOOL so much
space78511 11 months ago
i have a love hate thing with this band their music is beyond ,beyond but like all great artists mjk is an obnoxious,arrogant and self rightous prick but a lyrical genious love ya dude
andmarish 11 months ago
@andmarish no.
uiruu 11 months ago
@andmarish He's an Aries. DUH. Don't hate, appreciate.
MissPatchez 11 months ago
2010 sf show,
How many of you are under the age of 21?
You were sperm when this song was made.
DOWNINIT19NATE 1 year ago
Haha at big day out 2011 in auckland, he says "ok hands up, who's on acid?" A large quantity of people raised their hands then the steady beat of third eye began.
101wrenth 1 year ago 2
59 people that don't understand real music or insight didn't like this video.
Onizuma13 1 year ago
@Onizuma13 OR, maybe the view is to small for the great awesomeness of Maynard...the sad disappointment allowed them to be confused and click the dislike button with dyslexic view.
benrein 1 year ago
I fucking love this band and all of the purpose behind their music
Udthinkthat 1 year ago
@Udthinkthat Couldn't agree more mate. The more I learn about this group the more I'm blown away. I've been totally in love with bands in the past... but never felt such a level of respect as I do for these blokes. They represent what 'Music' is all about in such a brilliant and intelligent way
kenraq2000 11 months ago 2
holy crap at 0:52 hahahaha same interviewer who interviewed system of a down and got trolled, she has now been trolled by my 2 fav bands hahahahahahaha
iWentToNam 1 year ago
@iWentToNam yeah, did she seriously purr at him? *awkward*
vindemiatrix 1 year ago
Maynard can choke me out any time!!
catinarenee 1 year ago
@catinarenee I love when you're shoving me dowwwwnnnnn!
M1105X 1 year ago
lol why does maynard have girls shoes and boobs?
hec547 1 year ago
@hec547 He said in another interview that he feels it necessary to embrace the feminine side that we all possess. To acknowledge its existence is part of the process. Maybe those aren't his exact words but something like that.
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hec547 1 year ago
Wow, he looked at what he didn't like about people and spun it on himself. That is just something that most people don't have the balls to do, this guy knows his shit. He can have anger at someone, detach from that anger, put it on himself and learn from that. If more people did that there would be a shit-ton of spiritual growth on this planet.
billbromanowski 1 year ago 4
Wow, he looked at what he didn't like about people and spun it on himself. That is just something that most people don't have the balls to do, this guy knows his shit. He can have anger at someone, detach from that anger, put it on himself and learn from that. If more people did that there would be a shit-ton of spiritual growth on this planet.
billbromanowski 1 year ago
I'm want to be Judo thrown onto the ground while maynard sings pushit into my ear.
coreyhhh 1 year ago
Wait... Did Maynard seriously just take down and choke out a random guy while still continuing the act? Was that... Real?
Do I lol really fucking hard or be confused?!
addexforstile 1 year ago
@addexforstile Neither. You instead gape in awe at the fact that he not only did he put the guy in his place, but didn't let him ruin the song AND still gave him what he wanted.
Zelse0 1 year ago
@addexforstile Lol it was real...
Dude11191 10 months ago
I love how the guy raises a fist while being choked out by Maynard. He looks like he thinks he is about to get a hug then BAM!
LucidxBliss 1 year ago
I love how the guy raises a fist while being choked out by Maynard.
LucidxBliss 1 year ago
I want waffles now
boobookittyshit 1 year ago
waffles and flesh never few.......now every time i listen to Jambi, this is what im gonna hear lol
werdessej 1 year ago
He is funny, the guy knew Bill Hicks, that has to rub off on you.
woooody316 1 year ago
5:10 that is one lucky bastard
legomania1999 1 year ago
yeah, whats up with the tits?????
jkjl234 1 year ago
I bought 10000 Days so Maynard can afford waffles :\
JesusTerminator 1 year ago 52
"Waffles and flesh never few"
Fucking hilarious.
Edos222 1 year ago 71
@Edos222 He is a comic genius in concert...or at least...nowadays. He's more confident in himself.
MissPatchez 11 months ago
@Edos222 Hahaha, totally didn't see that coming.
ChristopherDone 7 months ago
math class kids maynard+music=god
tomevil6 1 year ago
ANYONE KNOW WHAT SONG PLAYS AT 2:00!?!?!?
emgdave 1 year ago
@emgdave No Quarter by Tool
Led Zepplin Cover
flairmonkey 1 year ago
@flairmonkey BEST SONG EVER!! Heard it the first time i tried acid and just listened to it over and over for like 2 hours.
hurpderp1 1 year ago
@emgdave No Quarter
xodis911 1 year ago
1:11 and we zoom out only to reveal Maynard has tits!
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1.22 ...we zoom out to reveal Maynard has tits.
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Bengiuk88 1 year ago
At 2.30 he looks like Harry from 3rd rock from the sun
Even kinda sounds like him too
Bigfoot414 1 year ago
Went to a Tool concert in Las vegas and after one of their songs, Maynard goes "Raise your hand if you're under 18. If you know this song, I'll sperm" then played played Intolerance off undertow.
bIoodypingu 1 year ago
"It isn't about jumping up and down to some catchy phrase" says it all!
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JuanSherey 1 year ago
It's sad to say but.....Maynard is the only guy who turns me on anymore. Maybe it's my age? Maybe it's been my experiences with men? Who the fuck knows and who the fuck cares......it's just good to know that I still have a switch.
gbiffle16 1 year ago
What's the song starting at 0:15 ?? xD
Moodiam 1 year ago
@Moodiam Stinkfist...
AoTruBlu 1 year ago
never knew Maynard was such a thief...
steals Elton Johns Glasses for one interview....and Old Dirty Bastards beenie for another....
oOoPerfectOCircleoOo 1 year ago
sweet succulent Shiva WANT SO HARD
keensiepeach 1 year ago
1:02 That is HILARIOUS..he looked at her like "What the Fuck?!" CLASSIC MAYNARD!!
XxBloodyCrumpet23xX 1 year ago
lol circle jerks!
ejafjallajokul 1 year ago
Waffles and flesh, never few.
thorterra 1 year ago
Danny Carey is so nice! :)
niljen92 1 year ago
Jumping up and down some catch phrase- i think maynard aiming at Nirvana then with smells like teen spirit in a way and all those over kinds of songs. Songs that major music labels just consume and produce and produce
i duno thats just my opinion, if you were to ask maynard probably do what he did at the start lol. i think i did to much acid in high school to remember what i said in 2001 so Im just guna say yes.. ok haha
Tibnips 1 year ago
@Tibnips
Seems to me he's talking more about nu metal bands with their 'groove' oriented stuff.
LittleEmoBoy001 10 months ago
really well done video, if you watch it and dont like it.... well go die
FEARHILLY 1 year ago
I love it when the hot chick asks if the Bikini Bandits will ever make a return, and he just stares at her like "....yeah maybe...."
Chameleonizer 1 year ago
I wanna feast like a sultan on pizza not fuckin' waffles.
JerFhilm 1 year ago
yes Maynard, we are artists!, I'm a bass player and short film maker! Thanks for the inspiration guys!!!!
JambiRachel 1 year ago 2
haha, at the end... "I hate children, I like to smack them around.. and kick them"
GOLD
draycus 1 year ago 2
His funniest joke ever was when after he wrestled the fan to the ground on stage and sat on him for 10 minutes a guy comes out starts seaking back up. After the songs Maynard gets off the random fan and anounces the name of the back up vocalist and goes "No I'm not talking about the guy on the ground, but the guy singing..... The guy on the ground was my boyfreind". I thought that was pretty funny.
GrimOfEvil 1 year ago 3
What's the song at 2 mins - 2.10?
anthonyp1269 1 year ago
@anthonyp1269 'no quarter' cover of led zeppelin off their 'Salival' box set. Got a pretty rendition of 'push it' live on that one as well, check it out.
squishmitten613 1 year ago
@squishmitten613 pu-shit you think they did that on purpose? I always wondered :P
VHDT10 1 year ago
@VHDT10 .............NO..........
hotandready100 10 months ago
@hotandready100 I think they did it on purpose
VHDT10 10 months ago
i want a waffles now
boobookittyshit 1 year ago
why hate? just listen to tool and fuckin love it. 8D
XAMLIAD 1 year ago 24
@XAMLIAD yea dude, too right, but that other guy is actually kinda intriguing, if u try applyin a lil bit of tool philosophy on the guy u kinda realise that hes pretty much the stereotype of what maynards all against, i mean 1)this guy is sayin he's listened to tool since before us all - RE: Hooker with a Penis 2)his username is Mother-nature-son, but goin by his responses etc don't u thnk hes sorta what maynards sayin needs to b "flushed" and 3)hes a hater...yet not really "angry" per se...
warwickhau 1 year ago