NewsBusted Conservative Comedy, Ep. 114

[schmigabigd]

Hilarious how she jokes about Michael Moore winning the nobel peace prize. The whole time she made that speil, of course, i thought she was talking about Al Gore. Not sure if this came out before they gave it to him or not, either way, it's freaking hilarious.

[SeigneurUtopique]

we may be Conservative ....but at least we aren't Communists :D (unlike some donkeys out there)

[Liberallyapplied]

Super - just loose the background laughter!

[crazy650c]

Ancient Chinese secret......that was great!!!

[bakdgreat]

i love how the beginning features two hot blonde chicks as if to say 'be a conservative and you can hang out with hot people...or at least you know that since we're hot we must be right'. CONservative humor is not funny because conservatives think in black and white. Everything is strictly regimented...they are not as broad and dont see possibilities as often. THey lack imagination (christianity).

[bcudi]

I just discovered this site! I never knew that accurate reporting could be so funny. Plus, the lady doing the commentating is HOT!!!

[Lawfus]

Its great for 2 reasons. First, its hilarious, second, it pisses off all those liberals who think they are tollerant, but are really the most bigoted people on the planet.

Keep up the great work guys!!

[bakdgreat]

this reasoning reeks of absolutism. "Liberals claim to be tolerant but are actually the EXTREME opposite." Conservatives are either outright racists or Barely tolerant. They tend to be selfish, favoring economic policies that benefit those who already HAVE money, they reject support for minorities, claiming they should "pull themselves up by their bootstraps"

[myngos211]

Great stuff for a low budge job. Better than that idiot on "Comedy" Central.

[bakdgreat]

hahahahahhaha are yu referring to john stewart or colbert? hahahahahahahahahahah HAHAHAHAHAHAH omg what pathetic pandering. Its amazing what people will believe when it increases their power .... (christianity).

[RepConsnow4ever]

"ancient chinese secret" i love it

[10da17]

well that wasnt very funny...

[nerdsmack]

Pretty funny! :-)

[banway22]

Yawn.....

[lednerg]

Forced Laughter, Ep.144

[Northgrant]

hahha fuck you

[HOPFreak]

pretty good overall

[31337STER]

hahahahahhahaha

It's funny if you think about what jack hole wrote the "jokes" she can't tell

[GayGabe86]

hmm... its exactly what i thought it would be... not funny, conservative propaganda... who wrote this shit... Fox... "hey Fundamentalist Christians"..."ya u"... watch my Know a homo: Holy Crap Jesus and John...

[Andremedia]

FAKE AUDIENCE and not funny, mislead and unpatriotic.

[sesapup]

I like it. Some of the jokes need someone older than 25 though. New coke? I get it, but does everyone? Might not be broad enough comedy. Keep it up, Bill Maher isn't the only one with a pointed sense of humor.

[DRMCPrdctns]

im not a conservative but i enjoy your show thanks for your time and effort comedy is always the best medicine

[MrAnderson123]

That just wasn't funny. Horrible jokes, and bad laugh track.

[pauldonald]

i agree

[Partisan19]

Cool...

[rbtube54]

Lame jokes, lame laugh track. Might as well face it, Republicans just aren't funny.

[tangneyk]

I like the part with the canned laugh track the best! You guys sure do have some zingers!!! You should do some of Bush's stuff too, like "WMDs in Iraq" and "NSPD-51" (Wikipedia that one). Pretty funny stuff!

[BigDaddy1968]

"What are you a communist?"

No, just a smart capitalist.

Ever hear of free samples. Real TINY corporations like Proctor and Gamble are 'experimenting' with it. LOL!!!

Don't be jealous because I'm funnier than you...

[Rajaat99]

"Ancient Chinese Secret" is the best joke. Especially because it's true

[dellingc]

I loved the part where Obama gets elected and every conservative shit themselves HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[newsbusted]

Would that be before or after Hillary destroys him at the polls?

[tangneyk]

Hmmm... If I were a republican, especially a Bush-supporting Neo-con, I wouldn't be so quick to talk about polls.

[dellingc]

haha either way I can't wait to see all the conservatives crying!hahahahahahahah

[waluum]

She's too dramatic.

[dalen52]

faaaaaaaabulous

[alvincay100]

These keep getting better.  They were lame at first, but have much improved. Keep up the good work!

[ConservativePro]

Fantastic! Love the Michael Moor and Clinton jokes. CNN in Peril was good too.

[JoshuaGodinez]

Ep 113 is best so far IMHO. Jodi is still the best at delivery.

[BigDaddy1968]

I'll give you an idea FOR FREE that IS funny. You need to have a Colbert character. only in reverse. A parody of a liberal. Have him bemoan how Republican Louisiana has gone post-Katrina. He can say "Don't you Bayou people realize how uncaring and hateful Bush was to you during Katrina?" And now YOU IDIOTS vote in a REPUBLICAN Gov! What's wrong with you MORONS????

[JoshuaGodinez]

What are you a communist? Get paid for your jokes! Go to the newsbusters dot org website and do a search for "send jokes" to get details. I've gotten paid 3 times.

[vonster1977]

Loved the Hillary "chinese secret" joke!

[BigDaddy1968]

I'm a conservative. And I'm ACTUALLY funny.

But, this show is pretty much NOT. In fact it's HORRIBLE. I liked the Hillary ancient chinese secret and the one about NY Times and treason was GREAT! lol But the laugh track SUCKS and a lot of the jokes were really stale. They were all kind of clever but not really funny.

[BigDaddy1968]

PART II I want to be fair, so I'll watch some more of your vids. I think I saw one awhile ago that WAS pretty funny, but the laugh track SUCKS. It's just a total buzz kill and some of these jokes are pretty predictable. Michael Moore is a lock...Not Funny. I know you THOUGHT people were going to be surprised that you said Moore instead of Gore but it was still pretty weak...

Big Daddy

I actually AM funny...

[mainewebreport]

better and better each week, great job.

[dhoover2]

Outrageously funny and provocative.  It's about time that there was a format for poking fun at the "stick in the mud" liberals. Gee, hilariously funny and not a foul word to be heard.

[tangneyk]

Outrageously funny? Provocative?? Wow. You must not get out much. I'd rather be a "stick in the mud" liberal than a "stuck in Iraq" Neo-con. And before you open your greasy mouth bemoaning how I'm against the troops in Iraq... I was a troop in Iraq. "Stuck" there for a year. Douche.

[sagacioussue]

You must not get out much if you spend your time watching something you don't like. Go do something you enjoy. I'm sure dhoover was in Iraq too. He's the good kind of soldier who doesn't go around torturing prisoners, taking naked pictures of them and calling people "Douche". And yeah right, we believe you served and are supportive of the soldiers. All soldiers call the people over there "stuck in Iraq Neo-con's" when they get back. Real respectful there.

[tangneyk]

I enjoy pointing out Neo-con's fallacies. Thanks for the reminder.

I didn't torture prisoners or take naked pictures of them when I was in Iraq.

I served with the 1st Infantry Division in Tikrit during 2004-2005.

You know nothing of respect.

[gregoryleebates]

I like how Libs throw out "Neocons" all of the time. That is fair if we can call the other side "Socialist Democrats". Fair enough???

[tangneyk]

If the shoe fits, I guess. I kind of resent the Democrat label though (I'm not a coward). And while I do support some government funded programs (probably more than NeoCons do), my real agendas lie in Civil Liberties. Remember those, guys?

[gregoryleebates]

Aren't those the guys who are trying to out law Christmas in school, get rid of the 10 Commandments in public areas, etc? What civil liberty do you feel denied?

[tangneyk]

(Sigh.) I am not trying to do either of those things. However, the law of the land is that there should be a separation of church and state. Christmas is a religious holiday. There fore, it shouldn't be respected (observed) in a government institution like public schools.

And "those guys who are trying to out law (sic)" the 10 Commandments aren't. Sorry. They are trying to prohibit religious instructions from being exhibited in state (government) run areas--court rooms and the like.

[tangneyk]

The reason they are doing this (I believe) is that they recognize that when church and state mix, people's CIVIL liberties can begin to be eliminated. Things like gay marriage, for example. They also realize that it can go a step further--the state being run by a church, or vice versa.

[sagacioussue]

tang you know nothing of respect. You;re bitter and angry and call people names including people who are serving - just for serving. If you really served go over to Newsbusters and go a few rounds with the soldiers over there. They can tell who's fake and who is not. We get lots of fakes over there. I don't really care if you are or not. You are rude and crude regardless and certainly don't deserve respect with what you have said here.

[tangneyk]

Yes, I am bitter and angry. I've served and known people who've died in a war that no one wants to win. So soldiers are just sent over there to die, for nothing. It's sad, but it's the truth.

I haven't called any soldiers names, idiot. Just you.

[tangneyk]

What do you mean by the "soldiers over there" at Newsbusters? Actual American Military soldiers? Or just the NeoCon "soldiers" that espouse the tenets of an unjust war?

Do they have a "fake" detector over at NewsBusters?

And I'm sure you do have lots of fakes over there. :D

[dhoover2]

Prove you were a troop. I am not a neo-con. I was conservative from birth.

[tangneyk]

And how do you suggest I go about doing that?

[gdz4321]

How about giving your unit number, your real name and listing 5 other members of your unit?

[rbtube54]

Pathetic attempt at humor.

[slicedsky]

Keep these coming, Newsbusted just keeps improving with age.

I do not have a favorite one or two this time, I really laughed with all of them this time.

Jodi Miller is absolutely great!

Thanks for the morning laughter to start my day with my coffee...