Gmod Zombie Survival Guide

[Robloxblacky]

1,887,898

[SuperNasHole]

the 1607 ppl was eaten, that cuz they dislike :D

[xMustacheMasterx]

WTF IS THIS SHIST OMG I SPENT 7:00 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOO

[ch0k1ngh4z4rd]

@xMustacheMasterx Seven minutes and five seconds, technically speaking. Also, "shit" has only one "s."

[shoopdawhoop214]

thumps up if you saw a guy in the backround at 0:37

[DarkMilitia17]

4:37 ur ur ur ur ur! lmfao!

[Honch777]

Over 10,000 toddlers found this amusing.

I didn't.

[ch0k1ngh4z4rd]

@Honch777 Exactly no shits have been given.

Particularly by me.

[TheUnknownD]

1,882,953 views

1 of them is a zombie

MY GOD

[hoffmang10]

lol fail but funny

[Urmomsedhi]

lol 4:37

[KillerSerpant6]

I also have a good buddy named Friend, yaaaaay!!!

[TheNiceGuy2020]

zombie:what?

survivors:smack.

zombie:ow ow ow ow ow !

[hellboy2ND]

i love this i found it in 2009 and i still watch it thanks man

[counterstrikenerd321]

HOW DID THIS GET SO MUCH VIEWS!

[ch0k1ngh4z4rd]

@counterstrikenerd321 Right?!

[ps3champ1]

@counterstrikenerd321 nerd!

[TheHaxDyj]

Why you don't make more videos?

[Thirty2X]

4:38 xD

[Thirty2X]

hah i'm still watching this in 2012 :D

[Red031796]

Is this from that zombie survival guide book?

[TheShumdog67]

i think i've seen this fecured in another video

[TheDogfighter101]

This is such a gmod classic film!

[CrazyWW2fan]

this was a wast of my time-_-

[Thirty2X]

@CrazyWW2fan oh really? then lets see your 4 year old video and see how many views and likes it has.

[RidleySmash]

I was wattching this WAY before it was cool

[CRS4441]

how the hell did this video get a million views

[Thirty2X]

@CRS4441 Because people watched it.

[kelpie555]

lol wrong i meant 0:34

[kelpie555]

lol at around 3:34 breen got hit by a car

[GyDvTm001]

So poorly made xD

[buyuadrank209]

your sticks and your even bigger sticks lolz

[StupineZnamoSe]

dude huuuuu...........



[Futbolcaleb]

Whoa my name Caleb

[MrPlatypusisms]

your stick and your even BIGGER stick

[robis789]

lol the credits music is from shoan and thhe dead

[Ibrahims111123]

4:38 Zombie:AAH DONT EAT ME!*puts hands on face* Humans:DIE YOU er Z0MBIE n00b!

[HAHAsoulja12]

its like theyre trying to be a gun inspector olmostlike my dad fart inspector >:D

[monsterx126]

TOUCH DOWN!

[killeot]

why are the credits so long?



[ch0k1ngh4z4rd]

@killeot Because you touch yourself at night.

[OGMrLuke]

@ch0k1ngh4z4rd Maybe instead of insulting him you could just not respond, it's pretty clear you think that your pretty funny, when your not..... And the only reason you got so many views is cause it's the first thing that comes up when you search Garry's Mod and it's got an appealing name.

[Thirty2X]

@OGMrLuke He is pretty funny. The reason he has so many views is because its a good video. Now, lets see your one million view 4 year old Gmod video with 10,000+ likes.

[SuperMarvin37]

@ch0k1ngh4z4rd hahahahahahahahahaha same as me!!!!!!!!

wait, wrong comment o.O

[Lucios1995]

Seeing how you took the time to get the resources, voice act, i don't understand how you never made a new video =/

[ljerricho]

ummm......no top comments ummmm............ haxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx­xx

[deerHUNTERdeluxe]

Whoever invented this video is a dumbshit

[CaptainMaloy1001]

@deerHUNTERdeluxe Explain, because i don't think anybody here couldn't give any less of a shit on what some 13 year old call of duty dickmunch's opinion is.

[FrankTheTankOS]

This is right up there with djy1991's work man! Really funny and I can see the hard work put into it.

[mobidic17]

7 mins of my life i cant get back ty for that

[ch0k1ngh4z4rd]

@mobidic17 Quite welcome, chap! I did very much enjoy our time together forcing you to continue watching against your will, especially around minute 3, when you tried to wrestle free of the ropes and the chair fell over! Indeed, twas a marvelous time, wouldn't you say?

What's that? I didn't tie you up, gag you, and tape your eyes open for seven minutes? Well, I say, why did you watch the whole thing on your own with such interventions? Boggles the mind, really...

[thats0mama0luigi]

@ch0k1ngh4z4rd more

[tailfoxz09]

@ch0k1ngh4z4rd Best come back... EVA

[TheDogfighter101]

@ch0k1ngh4z4rd what maps did you use?

[hoffmang10]

@mobidic17 no, 7 mins and 5 seconds

tell me if you read this wrong:

I have a dig Bick.

[haloman4045]

1,589 people left there stove on and got bitten by a zombie

[awesomekidwithtoy]

@103H19N you mean in the garage? with the g-man and the cars?

[103H19N]

anyone see the stuff happing in the the backround thro the window

[j246879]

lol g man got carhs

[awesomekidwithtoy]

4:42 - 7:59 best part

[SirDragonball]

notice gman in the background LOL XD

[TheLac41]

that was dumb

[Schranzoholikerin]

4:40 x'DDD

[qwert747]

when it comes to GMOD.....its all about random clicking vids.

[PIEOSTEAL47]

Zombie Barf on your face

[Kickassishere]

Better voices

[J2000J2000J]

@ch0k1ngh4z4rd PLZ dude make more videos :-D

[nekcj]

look in the garage



[Toxicsoul275]

*Bam* TOUCHDOWN!.

[TheJrduckslayer]

will someone please gift me gmod on steam!!!!!gamertag jrduckslayer!!!!

[14lolful]

@TheJrduckslayer Lol wut gaybox360 doesn't have steam NOR gmod

[gunnerkyry]

shawn of the dead music nice:)

[xXxcollectorxXx]

A classic

[MultiStickarena]

gmod 9 --'

[funnystudios67]

4:25 hahaha

[funnystudios67]

then you got the shovel, the crow bar, your harpoons, your sticks, your even bigger stikcs, and then your occational section of lead pipe. hahahahaha

[funnystudios67]

0:38 look at the back round hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahaha

[GLaDOSPulse]

Shitting my pants will deter them, would that work just as well than using a baseball bat?

[MrWolfteamfan]

Thx zombies is in my lawn

[zombiegirl1995]

LMAO XD the zombie survival guide by max brooks has almost the same time line as you!!!! i think he watched this before he wrote the book O.o

[Xanth100]

dude cricket bats ARE HARD TO FIND IN THE UNITED STATES STUPID SO ITS NOT YOUR REGULAR WEPON VRS A ZOMBIE

[ch0k1ngh4z4rd]

@Xanth100 Dude this is A PARODY IMPLYING A JOKING MISREPRESENTATION OF MATERIALS PRESENTED BY SOME OTHER SOURCE, AND SO BY DEFINITION NOT A SERIOUS OR ACCURATE SET OF INSTRUCTIONS.

[mario64club]

@ch0k1ngh4z4rd LOL! good video i cant stop laughing!

[bloodysword100]

@Xanth100 for us americans we could just run to walmart plenty of food weapons ammo

[CaptainAWESOME117]

@Xanth100 Baseball bat?

[CaptainMaloy1001]

@Xanth100 Dude, your a douche.

[ShadowRSonic]

@Xanth100

Baseball bats are hard to find in the United Kingdom, well, just as hard as it is to find a cricket bat in the USA, So is THAT not a regular weapon against a zombie?

[Tominator125]

3:57 it´s Domo jajajjajaja

[bite1031]

theres a guy in the background wear the gerage is. its on 1.07

[nerdygamer11]

At 1:30, "hour 8... loss of muscle coordination"

I think you could have put ragdoll physics to good use here. But overall it was a funny video.

[DanNZ4]

I think the use of the matchete to cut zombie heads off would make more sense then cut in the face. Machete can be used to decapitate a zombie then cut it in the face.

[ch0k1ngh4z4rd]

@DanNZ4 It was a joke?

[DanNZ4]

@ch0k1ngh4z4rd Well it sounded series in ur film dude.

[ch0k1ngh4z4rd]

@DanNZ4 I think your joke detector is broken. The context should have given it away, as well as the way it was said and presented. In fact, I'm not really sure how it could be percieved as a serious thing at all.

[killerdude151]

@ch0k1ngh4z4rd they havent found a cure for moronitis yet so hold in there..

[CSSZombieVideos]

@ch0k1ngh4z4rd Jezus Fuck... Why are people so stupid these days?!

[mfu2000]

0:35 to 0:45 look into the window on his right

[tf2notf2p]

zombies

[Sonichedge65]

lol domo at 3:57

[smileyfacepresents]

And so the quest for MUIprodigy begins

[dev82248]

must b brits criket bat......... im irish

[coolhalobro2011]

badly voiced but good information plus funny

[DrLsw]

whats the song at the end of the video???

[catfishsbuddy529]

did you notice the fuckin guy getin his ass beat by a car lol

[Jokerke12]

That is not a machete. That is an Uruk-Hai sword!!!

[KristijanAOL]

4:41 ugh ugh ugh ugh LoLz

[tannersowa1]

what if i bit a zombie?! would it go back to human form?!

[Konan2Tobi1]

@tannersowa1 Well if you are illogical then yes...you will turn zombies human...But you would have to catch them first because they will run from you.

[egdqv13234]

fucking Gman is in the background T_T shoot him! xD

[SafariProducti0ns]

FAIL



[animebrain132]

and that kids is why you shouldnt be a cannibal ^_^

[Scout9137]

Awesome!

[Ridick1460]

thumbs up if u whore thinking that ur pc was laging xD

[99batran]

you got this from the zombie survival book dont you? i seen the same info in the book

[ch0k1ngh4z4rd]

@99batran That would certainly explain why it says "based on the book by Max Brooks," wouldn't it?

[thats0mama0luigi]

@ch0k1ngh4z4rd more plz

[cono1999]

at the end its the music from the start of Shawn of the dead

[RChero1010]

Lol! Look at the guy in the background

[ShotgunWarrior1234]

1:32 BLAHBLAHBLAHGOESROUNDNROUND

[danner504]

gmod 9 XD

[theirishgamer1234567]

I have that book

[poo91369]

ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh

[toxicflyFisher]

My Fav Parts : Ummm dude? Hello? *smack smack smack* 2. Dude... "HEHHHH?" AHHHHHHHH!!!! 3. DID YOU REMEMBER TO TURN THE STOVE OFF B4 U LEFT UR HOUSE? *FIRE* 4. Well doc? think you can (bLAH BLAH) "Well... i don't- THATS THE SPIRIT! 5. this is a sniper rifle (BLAH BLAH BLAH) *Shoots* EH! 6. This is a combat shotgun, its extremely (blah blah blah) OH GOD ITS A ZOMBIE! *Shoots* 7. Zombie : EH EH EH EH EH EH... *Man walks to zombie* *Smack* EHHHH!!!!!!! *Zombie sits up* *Men hit zombie same time*EH

[inhaleexhale7302]

lol 7 hour coma FTW! :D

[boeingpilot25]

lol! gman is at the back of the man

[Randomayzer424]

Oh My God Another Zombie!!!!! :D

[MAREQUE3]

At 0:07 , 0:15 , 0:33 , 2:02 , 3:33 , it hears like UberHaxorNova voice.

[MrUrbackup]

Touchdown!!!!! Huray.....!

[SurestRougeODST]

URRRURRRRURURUR! UR? URURURURURURURURURURURUR!

[Ozku9]

Thumb up for great voice acting.

[SkRThatOneDude]

lol the SMG sound effect was insanely loud compared to the rest of the vid

[GRizzle117]

garry in the backround lol



[IzzyRinNel5110]

the credits that last long,i thought it was like scaring is with some ghost face mwahahahahah

[IzzyRinNel5110]

3:56 DOMO KUN

[sirvodoo101]

no ur in a zombieacockolypse



[MrSn4rk]

Where can I get the shotgun sound right at 3:56 ? It reminds me of shotgun in Urban Chaos ( One very old but good game )

[bubblewrappoker3000]

haha this was awesome. :D

[toxicflyFisher]

ROFL

[jocris0805]

Epic Gman on 0:38

[Kitter3333]

0:37 funnier than that man

[necromorphassasin]

TOUCHE DOWN

[erraggarn]

I hate how people post a comment twice thinking the other didnt get through!

[djkudi1]

this is so LAME

[IJBAGLEY1998]

3:34-3:40 lol

[Agmented]

Sticks Ryme with dicks

[lamodomo]

@0:42 you cans gmod man in the back ground doin something

[sionelend]

my iq just drop about 10 points

[CrashCarrier810]

OH MY GOD A ZOMBIE! *BLAM* OH MY GOD ANOTHER ONE! *CHCHCHCHCH*

[sword1548]

how do you get gmod @ch0k1ngh4z4rd

[TheWazzzzah]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand­..............................­.......gay

[99snyder]

that ending wuz hilarious how they kept whopping it xD

[ingloriousdave]

This video is very convenient after reading an article about testing on a "zombie cancer" (term coined in said article), which is supposed to prolong the life of an organism, but when it was unsatisfactory and the organism died, the cells continued to reproduce, I'll spare you the boredom, but it's a legitimate article, kind of made me wonder why the most brilliant minds of the world are even considering this. Have they ever watched ANYTHING relevant to zombies, this is how it starts.

[ShamusAMS]

WTF? Who waits 24 hours to see someone die?

[ch0k1ngh4z4rd]

@ShamusAMS Someone who's willing to wake up a friend using a shovel, apparently.

[ComputuhWhiz]

@ch0k1ngh4z4rd Yeah, but, then I would get insomnia!

[GigabiteJohansen]

@ch0k1ngh4z4rd someone who is retarded enough to not know their friend is dead, apparently.

[sumfan231]

@ShamusAMS not me

[nikola1912ify]

what a survive thanks for this if this happens

[kimimarok1]

Thumbs up for G-man at the window

[ZeRoSkatesZeRo]

NOOOOOOO ALYX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[transformerfan03]

thumbs up for gman if you saw him

[ch0k1ngh4z4rd]

@MUIprodigy Thumbs up for BLOCKED.

[Delim0011]

@MUIprodigy thumbed up my friend and i agree

[Sharkelols]

87.229.181.9:27017 BEST CS ZOMBIE SERVER

[rune10164]

eraaaaahaheeerrrrrrrr errraa?erarararaarararaararr

[trickman65]

dr k;iener was owned by zombies before the vidio XD

[WatchMeSpore]

I know all the guns in HL2, and most are real, as HL2 is set in the relative present (presumably) From order

USP Match, .357 Colt Python, MP7, SPAS-12, MK3A2 and the RPG is partislly based off the AT4.

[Akita444]

Eeeeeewwwww!

[MysteriousNotepad]

GMOD crashes instantly please help D:

[TheRyder808]

At 42 seconds in. WTF Is going on in the backround?!

[ManBoobie123]

eeeehhh PEW EEEEHHH!

[xSlaminSamx]

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[ShaboopyMaster123]

wat the hell is gmod

[bpsSoviet]

1:05 gman in building

[GoldLeader22]

the song at 4:56 what movie was that from? i know i herd it in a movie but i forgot what one.

[Tominator125]

@GoldLeader22 it's Shaun Of The Death