Japan's Humanoid Hottie

[IamtheAlienator]

Go fetch me a beer, will ya?

[ka24det95]

just find a girlfriend geessshhh

[ycdocs120]

Target consumers: lonely Japanese boys...

[TakashiXzero]

Japan....Y U SO WEIRD BUT AWESOME?

[NewWaysMusic]

Gotta have two switches on her bac: BJ and samiches.

[stormdumb]

Watch out, NAO, someone's got a crush on ya.

[PepperPickle]

ForeverAlone.jpg

[ummed98]

"Even though she isn't human she can act like a real girlfriend." Japanese have no idea what real girlfriends are for.

[ultimateanime45]

@ummed98 T_T lame....

[JayJuan92]

where can i buy one of this robots?

[NVaizard]

Forever alone, engineer mode.

[BallsworthBallsbury]

where's its cunt?

[WonderfulAkari]

Isn't that Femmisapian? With hair?

[STRELOKx22x]

@WonderfulAkari lul right?

[Raedein]

"And shakes it's...groove thing" *rolls eyes*

[vangbro920]

looks like a pretty kool android...

[8MellieMaus8]

i can throw kisses, too! :O

[xBrokenLoverx]

omg she s supercute XD

I want one c'x

[rcarthridge]

make it bigger with suction power!

[lorepole2408]

ForeverAlone!!

[tostrong4you]

groove things?

Face Palm

sigh...

[unknown0914123]

Oh yes!!! This is the end of the Human Race!!!

[kiosy8]

One of the causes of birthrate problems. >.>

I love Anime and Manga but heck, there should be a limit to everything.

PS: I want a Hatsune Miku version. XD

[seversic]

only in japan.....

[XusDog]

I have a female parakeet, she loves, kisses, cuddle, play, sing, and gets happy, sad, depressed, jealous and all those feelings are real!

Also she can fly, need no batteries, and costed me like 10 bucks.

But I spent thousands on her stuff, even bought her an iPod4 as a TV cuz she worth more than that to me.

People keep calling me crazy until they come back asking me how I trained her, but its just that I treated her like a friend or more likely a daughter, not just a pet.

And I am a dude

[darknessofkrish]

Dumber mutherfucking sega can't you try to make a game that isn't completely fucked up instead of this useless shit?

[mikeymensa]

Why the Japanese excel in robitics, and those millions of Indian computer experts don't, is explained in 'God Stopping A Nuclear War', ebook for 99 cents.

Why aren't Indian programmers coming up with the best video games, and the Japanese are is also explained.

Besides explaining how a growing China might be a problem for Japan in the future.



[darknessofkrish]

@mikeymensa see my other comment, "SEGA, FAILING AT FUCKING VIDEOGAMES" which I assumed they were most know for. And maybe Indians are busy doing useful stuff with computer programming, making money (taking american jobs lol...crap...)

[darknessofkrish]

@mikeymensa oooh ... so the Holy God Emperor is going to lead us across the stars to take our rightful place as the keepers of the Holy Imperium of Man and rule all existence destroy the alien burn the heretic, and purge the unclean all that good stuff oh fun.

[cky283]

i can see who's gonna develop robotic prostitution first.

[Raffix394]

This is so stupid, and pointles....

GOT TO HAVE ONE!!!!!!

[TheSektorz]

I want a real-sized human-like androids in no more than 5 years, Japan! She must do the perverse things my girlfriend wont. Keep up the good work!

[yukido42]

make it look like Mika Hatsune and it sold :)

[Riokushinaku]

LMAO!!!! How is this a "adult oriented" robot?!! The most "adult" thing is does is blows kisses. And my 2 year old niece blows kisses! Lmao, I guess the way a two year old acts is probably considered "erotic" in japan XD

[aznpanda510x]

WE human are sad.... LMAO we getting kiss from a robot. I DONT WANT TO BRING MY KIDS in A WORLD LIKE THIS... and making it into a Girlfriend???? SOMEONE throw that robot in the water.

[aznpanda510x]

WE human are sad.... LMAO we getting kiss from a robot. I DONT WANT TO BRING MY KIDS in A WORLD LIKE THIS... and making it into a Girlfriend???? SOMEONE throw that robot in the water.

[zer01ife]

but will it blend?

[Robo6745]

Has no else notice the Wowwee logo on the back? 

[JojoBarrientos]

gee... I hope she's not clingy...

[KRENxOFxEVIL]

Robot is the latin word for slave

[thegoodhen]

@KRENxOFxEVIL It's a czech word for... Robot. "Robota" means physical work.

[akinorhan5]

its made by a pornostar ..

[TheImmortalFlip]

who let her out the kitchen? ema!!!

[MultiTeebag]

Bitch get out im goin to buy me a new girl friend

[GarretKrist]

who's going to buy this crap??

[iwilltorchyourass]

hahaha leave it to japan to make something so genius

[SillyScyllia]

that's the futur boys!

[itsjustDJ]

can it make you a sandwhich?

[jezuceto]

@itsjustDJ yes. with you and one friend. hahaha

[averredude101]

can you bitch it around? Can you get laid with it?

[caramariesebastian91]

Funny thing is...these guys that creates robots doesnt have a lovelife. Robots on the other hand can obey their "masters" orders with no bitching around or without breaking a sweat just to get a blowjob.

[MrBlizzetta]

Humanoid robot gf? Tiem for you women to stop being bitches cause you have competittion >:3

[552amy]

WOOT SEGAS MAKING A COME BACK!!! ^____^

[DarkangelKat]

robot girlfriends?! humanity better watch it... >>

[xdanisarmajx]

Reminds me of Robosapien.

[nattdjur]

Aaaaw, cute!

[sonicwingmode2]

but can it blend?

[MysticWolfe1]

If she acts like a real girlfriend then where's my sandwich dammit

[SunaoTsuji]

"and Sega hopes to sell 10,000 of the adult-oriented androids within a year."

..........................

parents remember that it's 'adult-oriented' before you decide to buy it for the kids. LAMO

[Sarkias]

first think into mind.... LIFE SIZE VOCALOIDS!

[MarlenexChan]

that robot is kinda creepy... xD

[monkeysnuts420]

Ohhhhhhh SHIT! I've always wanted a robot that can shake its Grooved Things! 

[DarthTrav101]

this robot is beyond cute :)

[kimberlymm2win]

if they can make them do that when they are that small think of what they can make full size! save making the boy for that plz ^_~

[snoopyguardian]

Chobits here we come

[TheYosh96]

@snoopyguardian its a great anime

[fgd49v2]

@snoopyguardian DAM RIGHT

and soon il have a robot that is capible of love..... of loving me *crys in corner*

[TheNata124]

@snoopyguardian i love that anime!

[mechreports1]

@snoopyguardian yesss chobits brought u here too :) yes!! chobits is my most fave anime!

[void735]

one step closer to metal gear...

[mnecmonic]

dont care about the toys, i want the sega spokeperson minako!

[Rashonality]

and yet they didn't make a second Dreamcast....V_V

[Shoknifeman]

Reminds me of "Handmaid Mei".... only, not as sexy

[Bloodarch]

It would be entertaining for like 10 mins then u keep it aside.

[misaonthefly]

sooooo teeeeender!!!!!!!

[Channypogosticks]

its missing one last functionality, are you guys thinking what i am thinking ^_^?

[Peacekeeper2403]

Although I don't agree with the target audience nor the "personality" software it has, it is by far one of the smoother motion robots out there. Props for Sega... lets just um... not make them for the wrong reasons now... I mean I rather see Terminator Robots then Futurama events were humanity nearly died because they were all "making out" with their robots.

[sixamaras]

sry i was searching for hemorrhoids

[kylebiv91]

why would anyone want this, at least build an actually size robot that actually looks like a girl for those lonely men over 28

[ChristianSarbu]

wtf who's going to buy this crap , what a waste of human resorce

[koreangirl891]

@ChristianSarbu you know that americans use over half the world's resources so you dont have a say in this let other countries use stuff too dont be so greedy

[YoshidoriAnimation]

The reported repeated what the woman said exactly....

[MrLordike14]

Fit to become Hatsune Miku cosplay!

[MrLordike14]

Should become Hatsune Miku cosplay!!

[ReasonGuysCopyright]

hands out business cards... freakin adorable :D

[FAStrike1995]

Girl that we can't fuck? WTF?!

[vaiddoh]

"She can also act like a real girlfriend" Surely you jest. This toy is better! It doesn't nag at you to take it out dancing.

[zuzukiri]

I better choose that Japanese Guy..

[voltex12345]

oooowh how sad =_=

the perfect money maker :D

[Plooom78]

too bad it doesnt make sandwiches,,

[nomiverly]

@Plooom78 LMAO

[SunnyDipShit]

if they put a silicon pussy in it, i'll buy one

[TopDawg762]

Are the Japanese really that bored with their girls? I think a prefer a real girl over a robotic one.... If you are so damn lonely you need to buy a lover, you're not trying hard enough...

[CrystalHoshizora]

i want one :D♥

[Warlord220]

Anouncer: "hands out business cards"

me: -.- (looks to the side and sees a monkey on the side bar) "bai"

[Swordofswordom]

Now to make it life size, anatomically correct, and make it do more than hand out business cards (Like cleaning your house and other tasks).

[jasluvtian]

these are two small.....i need a human size 5 foot 3....soft skin ...with a curvy body....and can moan.....in japanese and english.......something like oh yeah....oh yeah that feels so good...fuck me..fuck me bitch...fuck me papi....fuck me or i will rip your head off

[Laurance987]

I thought it was perhaps the opening newscaster's error in saying "Groove things" but the male narrator repeats it. It's "Groove thing".

[totallybobthefirst]

@Koialbie I KNOW!!!

[Commonsense11111]

i am confused. why would you buy one/ to dance and blow kisses?

[Laurance987]

@Commonsense11111 Lonely guys, I suppose. The kind who become emotionally connected with fictional cartoon characters. For the price, though, if she could do things like hand me paint brushes and pencils it would actually be useful.

[fukae]

So where's the "adult oriented" androids now?

[Blackout987]

And shakes its... grooove things -_-

[EvilGirl3207]

Wheres my fucking mating robot? Thumbs up if your watching this in 2011

[nautoid]

@EvilGirl3207 No im watching this in 1995 right now.... Idiot.........

[TheDancingWolfs33]

Wonder where you could buy these.

[urmibish]

Its To Tiny To Even Do anything With

[katizeygizay]

lmao "It shakes it's... grooved things."

[nekocharles1]

o.o Mini Miku! <3 xD

[TheNarutard96]

funny how they never make japanese guy robots... -__-

[TheFarhana101]

@TheNarutard96 They need to make one that's as hot as the guy in the video!

[LoveNoteProjects]

@TheNarutard96 thats wen they start making milatary robots

[squirrelboyfan]

You spend a few thousand getting your new bot then it up and dumps you for the toaster. And don't even get me started on that affair with the furby it found in the attic.

[DopeBass]

perfect size for those little 2 incher asians lmaio jk

[SushiRoller91]

omg absolute boyfriend? nooo absolute GIRLFRIEND!

[Simm2Dimm]

and then Japanese wonder why the country is underpopulated

[TheShadowrod]

0:45

Lonely, lonely men over 20....

So ronery....

[HIM666dark6light]

They should put a hole in it then i'll buy it LOL

[gracegraciemiller]

GlaDOS, here we come

[xSRGDarknessx]

The robot should be aimed at kids ages 8-12, and losers. にゃ。

[Madidog123]

pfffffftt! this is kind funny :'D

[lotusgirl002]

Hand out business cards?

alright, card crusher, robot style~!

[rakishaa]

wait act as "Girlfriend" hmph i knew it was something to start pervert stuffs XD

[darthshadowxxx]

make it bigger and fuckable and its sold

[iliketha]

i burst out laughing when she said "even though she isn't human she can act like a real girlfriend"

[straighter100]

@iliketha

She is less torturous than a real girl friend.

[slazymo]

What amazing, I wonder what they are capable of?! check out actroid.nl

[DeathscytheDrew]

goku doesn't like the feel of this.

[LolazerOtaku]

act like a real girlfriend FALSE that robot wont make you go shopping

[tigershot1000]

Can it jack you off?

[hayharut]

"act like a real girlfriend" ??? What the FUCK!?

[Ruebensauger]

Sega makes robots?

Awesome!

[DoctorKandosii]

I tried taking the batteries out of my ex girlfriend once just so she would shut the fuck up. It was really messy.

[redsmooch989]

@Emeralddragon3k yeah but their tongues are like anyone else's....i like chino guys too. theyre fine.

[lovlyanime]

shakes its "groove things", ok remind me again of what year we're in?

but why is it "adult oriented"? its only a few centimeters long....

[Kanadier9]

"Act like a real girlfriend..." Haha! Lonely bastards...

[Aargh18]

"Love" my ass. People will mod those things and fight them in the street.

[CalumnMcAulay]

can act like a real girlfriend? who on earth is going to walk down the road with that thing? you might walk down the road with it but it aint gonna be hand in hand its going to be in your pocket or your bag.

[detibry]

and shakes its

*puts on shades*

grooove thang

on another note, this shit is retarded

[StealthClaw1]

@zilosgodie dude, if that happens i think im gonna move there for a while and watch it all happen XD ESPECIIALLY if they're all 1 foot tall still! XD

[nucktard]

the end is nigh.

[ConfusingGamer]

"And though she's not a human she can be a good girlfriend" Okay wtf? Are they trying to make MORE fat people happy with themselves?

[artz132]

why are most guys desperate for girls and use dolls instead its pathetic. they dont make male dolls for girlskinda unfair

[The50centshows]

This thing is dangerous , there might be a secret script to kill you.

[hellgirl2189]

Isn't there any male humanoid hottie? D:

leaves us girls in despair LMAO

[SKODWARDE253]

@hellgirl2189 LOL i'm sure sega will come up with something XD

[bubbleheadash]

I want 1!!!

[happyfanfeet]

now sega needs to make one of SHADOW !!!!!!!

[kkawesome555]

She'll love you alright...then when all robots rebel she'll still love you.......... TO DEATH <3

[mdavidb3001]

Grooved things! LOL!

[StillDumb]

man over 20.........

[99BlackTiger]

wow...now the geeks created themselves girlfreinds....they need a life...

[matatosuke3791]

"It charges it's batteries as it moves! It's a revolution in robotic longevity!"

"Can you fuck it ?"

"Excuse me?"

"Can you fuck it?

"Well...no."

People leave the room in disappointment.

[thepariah65]

@matatosuke3791 lol robot chicken

[Jalaika24]

@matatosuke3791 Family Guy LOL

[fsuchino]

@matatosuke3791 It can give you the best handjob ever!

[apriswajaya]

@matatosuke3791 you sir have just made my day

[BlackmanHatessnow]

do they sell these in canada?

[TehJuggalo93]

MAKE A ROBOT YOU CAN HAVE SEX WITH AND WHILE YOU FUCK IT T CHARGES ITS POWER UP! :D

[killersushi99]

Act like a real girlfriend? Who wants that?? Thats the whole point of creating a robot. No PMS!

[djsufferthing]

0:16 - Robot's first rape attempt. My, they grow up fast.

[a0last0request]

that guy is fucking hot :D

[traxougg]

That Japanese guy is so fucking hottttttttt imo!!!

[Koialbie]

THAT JAPANESE GUY IS HOT

[CatTitBingo]

@Koialbie gay

[Koialbie]

@CatTitBingo I'm a girl and I don't care LOL

[Li9uidMang0]

It's not a cyborg unless it incorporates biological tissue. This is just a robot.

I'm such a nerd.

[truNightslasher]

marketed to men over 20... really? ¬_¬ maybe asian men...

[KLA914]

metabots will soon be realistic, japanese people already havetheir own championship where they battle humanoid robots not too unlike the british robot wars.. except better

[ExploreDestination]

thats just creepy