Bad Santa - Kid cuts his hand (by mistake)

[theGOODsh1t]

at 0:07

[theGOODsh1t]

ROFL i like the way he says da fuck?

[hmnanda]

kid? you meed a band-aid or something?

[katieducky23]

OWWW,...OWWW..OWWWW.OWWWW.OWWW­WWW.....OWWW....OWWWW....OW. lol

[wtg2989]

There's just something really funny about when a child gets a bad cut and screams in pain LOL!

[jkavulich]

HAHAHAHAHA my fav part!

[52298Beebop]

It's the same as having a cut and putting hand-sanitizer on it. But if this were real it would hurt much worse with a cut that big.

[sk8smoke21]

what a horribal thing to wake up to hungover

[PremiumSoul]

I would be to hungover to even get up lol

[TanukiCoast]

ow.. ow. ow.. OW!!! I'm just trying to help you!

[Hopper830]

shouldn't I wrap it in a t shirt lol

[ponypeckermunch666]

lol vodka works wonders when you cut your fuckin arm with a chain saw

[MrLeadfoot01]

Yes i know it cleans the cut

[MrLeadfoot01]

whys he wasting the shitin vodka?

[jaleach123]

I want to find the clip that ends right before this one starts, where Santa passes out and the camera follows him all the way to the floor as he falls. I can't find it goddammit.

[sultaa86]

i was sleepin at a friends house last night and we were at a party so we came home quite late and we had quite a lot of beer...at round about 8 in the morning the exact same thing happend...my mats little bro cut himself and was screaming the hell out and woke us all up xD he was ok though

[CesMan83]

@sultaa86

Did you guys try alcohol to sterilize the kid's wound?

[sultaa86]

@CesMan83 his daddy took him to the hospital

[CesMan83]

@sultaa86

And by alcohol I meant beer, or Stoli, or Jack Daniels, haha

[MusicIsMyLife6991]

@BAWK0 - Well, even Willie calls him "kid".

[MysticDMBherb]

Why is (by mistake) in parenthesis?

[scat4u]

@MysticDMBherb because that's how it was presented in the video

[shanice196able1]

lmaooooo love dis movie

[lubui2583]

i forgot to say its gonna sting a bit lmao

[50N3RD0G4N]

She's a real woman.

[HippieHunter357]

@50N3RD0G4N They don't make 'em like that anymore :(

[50N3RD0G4N]

@HippieHunter357 They sure don't ;-;

[VickiLeek]

I couldn't stop laughing during this. lol I love how this movie revolves around sandwiches.

[solidsnake58]

Thanks for posting this.

[flowerschandler]

ofcourse it was by mistake

[Juanfire]

76 people forgot how to make sandwiches

[Juanfire]

lmao i love this movie

[slapahochief69]

this is probably something I would do on purpose

[SryderNintyThree]

LOL

"i cut my hand by mistake"

"well of course it was by mistake!" HAHA!

[brutalMaC23]

0:01 Undertaker kip up

[enegizerbunny514]

God damn it

[Zoidberg312]

Fucking love the way he takes a pull on the bottle after pouring it on the kid's hand.

[ItsEvanBiatch]

lol he made a wodden fucking pickle

[MusicIsMyLife6991]

4 people cut their hands on purpose

[wickedjesterboi]

poor kid was making his christmas present

[danecook321]

This movie is so surreal.

[1PhatHarleyOwner]

its samiches

[sultaa86]

ok i forgot to say it'l gonna sting a little xD

[NewDarkAges13]

what is it with you and fixing fucking sandwiches?

[dudubaya]

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAH LEMME FIX YOU SOME SANDWICHES

[supermac18xox]

0:30 roflroflrofl!

[one80sx]

by mistake hahah

[murderface0666]

sandwich would fix that cut

[spyroandcynderrock75]

let me fix you some sandwhichs 

[eva2n]

this an super bad is one of the funniest moviess

[lubui2583]

he poured liquor on it lmao. i forogt about that part

[ithrowtdz]

Of course it was by mistake

[mryjn420090]

Crazy check this kid out on the Sandlot 2, hes completely different looks the same but hes a smart ass instead of a dumb retard

[supermac18xox]

lol!

[Wiseguy453]

Haha. She can't hear that kid screaming?!

[cabbassian]

whats funny throuout the whole movie the only liquer he drinks is stoli vodka aka stolichnaya,

[supermac18xox]

Ow!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BrutalAsHell]

lol "god dammit"

[fourpeppy]

ahahahahaha!

[Maddy10766]

"i made some sandwiches"lol i love the grandma.

[WQartog]

WTF ....... LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

[chimpboy234]

i think the best part is when is grandma does'nt even notice XD i remember watching this

[Zoidberg312]

I love the way he takes a shot after....CLASSIC!!

[musacekic]

lol omg i laughed so hard my god

[movieFAN818]

Kid was trying to make a wooden pickel.

[DoctorDairyMilk]

hahahaha yeah lol he was making a wooden pickle funny part was when he poors a shit load of vodka on his hands LOLOLOLOL

[abaddon5]

This movie is so wrong, but it's fucking HILARIOUS.

[timberwolves93]

cursor at 0:16

[Lonaart]

i remember this movie....i found the ending sad :( him with his little elephant toy.....

[randomdude581]

@Lonaart i thought he was dead for a sec! lol oh, u want some sandwiches?

[09firefly09]

0:02  best

[spasm37]

Gotta love Grandma.. she's always got her mind on fixin them sandwiches

[BrendanKennedy96]

keep clicking the "Cursor" thingy or whatever you call it at 0:30 XD

[TheJoyOfToast]

AHHAHAHAHAA XDDDD

[BrendanKennedy96]

AHHHHH! AHHHHH! AHHHH! etc. lol

[da5families]

LOLLL

[77kittycat]

cursor at 0:11

[77kittycat]

cough cough  ...EMO...

[xWolfandBowserFanx]

Keep clicking the cursor at 0:08 XDD

[johnowensjr1234]

i love how he had to slip in that quick shot hahahaha

[DaFiresMen]

My brother fell of a ladder and got the wind knocked out of him and he sounded just like the kid. I was so funny

[BlondEdmund]

0:11

[BlondEdmund]

0:12

[BlondEdmund]

0:30

[BrendanKennedy96]

Brett Kelly is such a good actor.

[BrendanKennedy96]

"I was just trying to help you"

"I forgot to say it was gonna sting a little bit"

A LITTLE BIT?!! It would sting like MAD!

[BrendanKennedy96]

Wiseguy455, Maybe she dosent care XD

[BrendanKennedy96]

It's Probably Ketchup or Fake blood

[BrendanKennedy96]

0:30. LMFAO

[JoJoKenn94]

Me too! But I hear Vodka does help for a cut like that.

[Foam219]

I know it made for a quick germ killer in the civil war. That and whiskey.....

[CLombardi11]

hahahahahahhahaha!!

[Dadge42]

you're home, let me fix you some sandwiches.

[blackdeath1994]

He poured alcohol on the kid's hand because it prevents the cut from getting infected. But, My god that was hilarious.

[Ishouldsk8more]

ahahahaha I can't stop laughing hahahahah

[mkend3]

Me too.

[Zenophobius]

haha... you can see Billy Bob containing himself from busting out laughing and breaking scene

[Wiseguy455]

I love this movie.

"Roger, you're home, let me fix you some sandwiches!"

She can't hear that kid screaming?! XD

[CalebShane]

@Wiseguy455 did you see the platter of sandwiches she was already carrying?

[funkadelic1992]

that stupid spry grandmother

[2012MUSTANG]

Lmfao @ 0:31

[xx123kidxx]

fucking fatty with blood!!!!

[ExpertDude13]

its probably ketchup

[axxerr]

I like it how the fatty runs down the stairs covered with blood and how drunken santa wonders what the fuck is happening.

[umoja2]

AHAHAH OW OW OW OW I CUT MY HAND BY MISTAKE........

OF COURse it's By Mistake....LMAO

(grandma is fucked up in the head)

[MASTERLINKX666]

who gets a guy a wooden pickle?

[UBIX89]

lol let me fix you so sandwichesXD

[javaromaa]

LMFAO

[adamu000]

lol

[adamu000]

lool

[Jas9595]

THIS ALWAYS MAKES ME LAUGH

[mymw]

i woke my mate up to this FULL BLAST

he woke at the first "oww!"

and kept saying turn it down, but i didnt, he had to get up himself

i was in stitches

i highly reccomend it!

[CmcDn89]

omg so funi, reminds me ov my dad

[frankrobertson123]

this movie is pure class. especially the part wen hes in the bath.

"does everything have to be a fucking test woth you!?"

[steveflynn007]

hahahhahah he takes a swig out of the bottle at the end!!.....classic!!....best movie ever!!

[HBKFuckingOwns]

That wuz funny when he was screamin down the stairs and the grandma says "Roger your home let me fix you some sandwiches" rofl

[MrHoggins]

lolololololol pors booz on him

[TheSnakeGuy1]

lmfao let me fix u some sandwiches

[bigjess71]

Its so funny how he says "god damn it" like that.lmao

I dont know why but I just cracked up on that part.

[boddyturbo]

lmao ya i know i laugh so hard how he says it.

[gaelforlife48]

hahahaha i kno what u mean i cracked up wen he sed it

[iRUNatl17]

OH!

[Imfromtheearth]

when that kid is screaming, it really sounds like some kind of SM porn movie. ROLF!!!

[HIMrawx]

some burban on that cut..rofl

[jackasscrazyman]

i got this mkove home

[BerendBroekhoff]

"I forgot to say it was going to sting a little" HAHAHA hilarious

[XxEVI1ROBxX]

The kid sounds like he's getting butt-fuck saying ow.

[enjoyitbro]

lol when he says I cut my hand by mistake

[dexantiprejudist]

whats with the 'badder santa' name for this, i thought it was bad santa yet the video i ripped off the net was called 'badder santa'....also I have some trivia, the fat kid in this with the curly hair suffered from albinoism cerdata, a serious condition effecting the pigment of skin

[lilphil2k7]

The Badder Santa is the unrated version of the movie and the Bad Santa is the directors cut.

[pennyrobinson27]

the way he says ow is funnyyyyyyyyyy lol

[snmaster5]

THE KID WAS MAKING A WOODEN PICKLE

[ThaMVP7330]

i forgot to say that was gonna sting a little bit wrap that shit in a t-shirt or something bitter god damn

[lupesalinas]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gaara015]

lol let me fix you some sndwitches lol

[Obswalq]

Hahahaha.

[Matty1357]

I feel so sorry for that kid.

SPOILER**

He cuts his hand while making a present for Santa(its a wooden cucumber) -_-

SPOILER**

[hazardous1990]

let me fix you some sandwiches

[aboveground23]

he cuts his hand when he was making a present for billy bob...they show it towards the ending of the movie

[karatekween33]

how does he ACTUALLY cut his hand? anyone know?

[Spartan047P]

the fat kids probally emo

who the fuck cuts thier hand so deep in by mistake

[CodaBear2]

Um what are you retarded? people have cut their fingers off by mistake

[Spartan047P]

yo chill man he dint cut off his finger, he cut his hand in soo deep ur the fuckin retard fagot

[CodaBear2]

I know this...but im saying people cut themselves like that

[Spartan047P]

maybe they do, but i aint never seen it soo bad and this kids a retard so i get were u would say that he did do it by accident

[CodaBear2]

Well I accidently cut my finger will a small electric saw once

[Spartan047P]

damn...like recently

[CodaBear2]

Nuhuh when I was in the 8th grade like almost 5 years ago

[Spartan047P]

damn

[CodaBear2]

Yup

[christinebaybay16]

"Let me fix you some sandwiches"

HAHA!

[moongirlply]

I cut my hand by mistake!

[cptnbennett]

this whole scene is amazing. Every part of it.

[homersimpson1111]

I love this movie.

[homersimpson1111]

LOL

[80seyeliner]

HAHAHAHA."goddamnit" *takes a sip* Good shit.

[crazywaffle13]

ow! duh its goin to hurt but the movie is fuckin funny

[LILz147]

Damn this movie iz the shit

[superknuckles]

Its gonna sting a bit!

[fredorfred]

that was f-ing awesome!!

[DGKSoldur]

rofl poors the alcohol on it

[nitrousboy0311]

ROFL "leme fix you some sandwhiches"

[shizzle412]

i want to see a video with every scene they say that!

[Gearsofwarplayer17]

I love this movie hilarious

[homersimpson1111]

bad santa is an f-ing awesome movie!

[homersimpson1111]

OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW ow ow ow ow LMAO!!!!!!!!!

I wanna buy bad santa on dvd

[homersimpson1111]

the kid says OW very very funny.

[homersimpson1111]

This is one of my favorite parts of this movie

[Mclovin86465]

The grandma walks in and don't even know!

[jexventura]

jajajajaj me cago de la risa cada que lo veo.

[Mclovin86465]

"I forgot to say that it's gonna sting a little bit, that's all!" I LOVE YOU THURMAN! Is it sad that he is my favorite actor?

[SLCPunker101]

nah, he's one of my favorite actors too.

[Mclovin86465]

AWESOME! I'M NOT ALONE!!!

[eminemlovexx]

its thornton

[homersimpson1111]

that was funny

[WorldEnd1]

omfg thats hilarious!

[tysonic777]

Lots of people slag of the little kid for being annoying but thats what hes supposed to be. It makes Willie's rants all the more funny

[porn1978]

this has GOT! to be the most annoying scene in this fuckin movie,his fuckin screaming gets under my skin

[David1656]

hahahahaha

[PantsCarper2]

THE WOODEN PICKEL HAHA!

[charliehaverty]

lmao he was fixing sandwitches i think

[LilMissDigDig]

that was hilarious "i forgot to tell u it was gonna sting a little"

[WKSlask5]

Lmao

he pours some vodka on his hand