Pirates 2 Teaser Trailer

[AntiJewishCommunist]

ow i was searching for bf2 pirates 2 but then i ended here..

better watch some porn now...

[mr45615]

WHen is it coming out?

[HipnosisV1SvR]

if there was a Titanic Porn movie it would be more realistic than the real titanic movie o_O

[HeavyMetalandBoobs]

Jenna Haze is so hot in this movie, shes too beautiful for porn

[Nichevo594]

I watch these as comedies

[bugsone15]

Like skyscrapers, it's only a matter of time before there is an even bigger budget and greater porno. Only a matter of time before porn catches up with its blockbuster counterpart. I dream of that day.

[KyleJPie10]

@bugsone15 It'l never happen lol. Profits aren't big enough because of all the torrenters.

[henry12423]

i dont think a ship can move that fast 

go back to porno

[DogShitTaco360]

i cant belive this is a fuckan porn film lul, but its gay number 1 had more seks

[syco1986]

i wish u fucking cunts would stop wasting my fucking time. FUCK U AND PIRATES. AHHHHHR

[toshio1334]

hard to believe its porn

[wandaizeng]

bad

[swatus]

NVM...I found this movie....It's also porn...Weird thing that I found it in Hollywood video store...Hmm

[it745s]

you found the softcore, you want the hardcore

[DavyDave1313]

where is the hardcore i cant find it online!!!!

[DarkCaedus]

Can someone explain to me why the fuck this is being sold at my blockbuster

[HarrisBurton4Life]

i saw it yesterday i wondered the same thing!

[swatus]

also in Hollywood video store...So it this porn ? I know the 1st version is, but I don't really know about this one...Probably not I guess :P

[DarkCaedus]

The original is porn, but they took out a bunch of stuff and released it as more of a cinemax film. A horrible, horrible cinemax film.

[theJAYSWAMI]

the original hardcore version was better and definitely funnier than worlds end

[crippledandbroken]

brooooooooooo u guys just needa sit down and watch it for the sweet story line and the awesome charater depth lol, plus its just lol, i mean wat other porno has this amount if variety.

the second one looks wicked, amped up as!

[FallenAngelIII]

An inordinate amount of money has been spent on the non-pornographic parts of this movie. It almost makes me want to see it.

[Zerrith]

I don't like high production pornos with a story and famous porn stars. It all seems so fake. I watch porn for the sex not for the bad dialog and cheesy attempts at special effects. I skip that stuff when I see it but I'd rather movies with just pure, regular reality sex scenes with normal girls that don't have fake tits and make up all over their faces.. Man that was a long comment.

[skateschuette]

i wanna see stoya in that

[Furraaaa]

Andreas Lund is fucking awesome in this!

[hettelars]

Andreas Lund, aka Evan Stone ?

[KyonoRocks]

Pirates was the only porn film I've watched where I skipped the sex and watched the story. It's hilarious. Evan Stone for life!

[andhaf86]

hah! word!

[SimonCarpentier]

hahah that's what I did too!

[Donrickytheonlyone]

oh my god, noobs.

[Teslacoil33]

I hope Evan Stone is returning. "I am the greatest pirate hunter in the world" haha

[MFSrascal]

i have the first one,took me 2 weeks to watch it all the way through....good movie

[kaptainchaldo]

pirates 1 and 2 are both on blu ray

[Shinosha]

Deluxe Porn

[MontgomeryCliftHoney]

absolute garbage. Digital Crapground has singlehandedly destroyed porn - LESBIAN porn that is. I couldn't care less about hardcore boy girl crap. I want lEBSEO porn. LESBO ES

[sephirothK1ng]

It's a porno, not a paramount film.

[bracken1000]

This movie is homophobic towards the male-male interaction.

[ChronoXen]

what do you want? men against mens?, we like girls against gils, its more erotic and all the girls on this movie are really beauty.

[Skittlesx1]

In case people didnt know, the release date for Pirates 2: Stagnettis Revenge is September 27th, 2008.

[BalletSouljaGurl]

woaahh.....

i must be in the wrong place

i thought this was pirates like with johnny depp

lmfao

woah.

hollaa

[Tabor13]

What a dumb ad for a porn movie. No Jesse Jane or Stoya in it at all. If I wanted to see sub par CGI I would have watched the original pirates of the carribean.

[Marley78787878]

Jesse Jane and Stoya are both in this movie :)

[stevewins914]

I'm seeing them this weekend in jersey

[mattdee23]

release date ???

[funnyclaw]

9/27/2008

[luisgustavodaluz]

release date ? i'm almost die,want to see gabriella fox performance

[X4ctlY]

I love that stoya is going to be in this <3 stoya!

[oancitizen]

Without any context surrounding it, this could easily be an ad for a video game.

[pifox]

thats pretty amazing CGI

[woogles27]

amazing can't wait to see Pirates 2

[piggylette]

YAY! SEQUEL!!!! And the effects look so much better too!!!!

I can't wait to see Evan Stone say "pirate" again. He rocks my socks off.

I hope that scrawny fake-titted monkey girl isn't in it again though. She's so gross.

[Demius11]

what "scrawny fake-titted monkey girl"? You do realize that it's porn, so most everyone has fake tits

[piggylette]

Yeah I know. Jesse Jane just really bugs me in this. She's not that bad in some of the other pornos she's in (esp. Decadence) but I couldn't stand her in this. Someone needs to force some food down her throat (food, not penes) and teach her some damn emotion.

[luminire]

evan stone (pirate hunter captain) is gonna appear in it as a pirate now. ;p

[kdogsupdogs]

omg i hired pirates lol funny shit sex wasnt even like a porn tho

[milkjunkie85]

so.. when is it cumming out?

[piggylette]

They're scheduled to be filming in March (this month...) and release it this September.

[MuhammedYasir]

Wats the releasing date of thiz movie??I have watched the 1st part its sooo hotttt....

[ANTRASPS3]

where you found the 1st part of pirates 2?

[KariKiljunen]

it'll be hard to top the hilariousness from the first pirates

[libravenus85]

Woohoo! I loved this flick. Really funny with kickass sex scenes! Can't wait for the second one!

[tonvol5]

i wonder if anyone is gonna bet nailed by a skeleton

[Brainstrain]

Boned, not nailed

[Brainstrain]

Boned, not nailed

[chides87]

Ok; that tells me nothing...

I have the first one. Hardcore sex scenes aside, it's actually a hilarious flick. I wonder if this new one will feature the same people or not...

[chrissi06]

Lol...great trailer... that wasn't much of anything...just CG effects.

DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY IDEA IF JANINE WILL ALSO BE IN PIRATES 2????

[snafubar]

I CANT WAIT

[chrissup19]

Those were some cool ass SFX for a prono anyway lol

[LtodaY]

The other night I dreamed that my cock was a giant three-masted spanish galleon

[iberporro]

What, no titties?

[Nilknarf1986]

I'm the greatest pirate hunter in the world!

[sam991a]

The seas are filled with thousands of... Pirates!

[RyanGerard]

Too bad that dumbass Sony won't let Joone put his Pirates 2 onto blue ray disc's. Can't wait for it. A must have collector's item and one of a kind film

[sam991a]

AFAIK, DP and A&E (arguably the biggest studios nowadays) have both come out on the side of HD-DVD. So buy your HD player now, folks.

[RyanGerard]

ya but sony is kinda a bunch of jerk off's. Vivid said they had blue ray dvd's. can you give some info to me about it.

[piratejoe101]

Wow