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  • Why didn’t the terminator go near Sarah Conner within a 30 yard radius, scream Allahuh akbar and blow him self up

  • this maybe funny.. but i think everyone would do the same...

  • Stop killing Judas!!!

  • )))))))))))) LOL

  • 'Dont worry he will be back'

  • /watch?v=dYjt2Nc_33M&feature=r­elated

  • Muy buena...

  • top notch for it time and now for that matter

  • HAHAHAHAHH..OMG!!! this is awesome!!!

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  • this could be better than scary movie.Damn Hilarious

  • Sensationally hilarious.

  • Why?

  • Holy shit, "uploaded in 2005"

  • ...hahaha,robot from the future

    Terminator B.C.

  • He'll be back.XD

  • why they run?

    they dont know guns?

    LOL

  • LMAO

  • 240p for safety reasons

  • Hahaha lol I love it!

  • funny MAX :D

  • you can't defeat rome with a shot gun

  • stop killing judas!!!

  • i REPLAYEED IT 3 TIMES LOL.

  • The mossberg shot gun still wins, even when Jesus doesn't want it to.

  • @KjellV17 if the he was sent back and stopped jesus' death the world would never be forgiven of sin

  • lmao

    

  • Pontious piolet 10 o clock !!

  • LOL

  • 1,149 people would not stop killing Judas.

  • 1149 PEOPLE HAS BEEN TERMINATED :D

  • 6 years ago !

  • I used to watch this in 240p, then i took an arrow in the knee

  • why? :D haha

  • There's a reason why Judas betrayed Jesus. ∑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • Go die in a hole.

  • Waouh 7162257 vues pas mal pour une parodie!

    

  • WHY?

  • Well well well, we meet again '240p comment', but i dont see your '1st' friend anywhere

  • "don't worry, he'll be back" i laughed so hard at that xD

  • Go to the HD one and stop using this crap /watch?v=dOe0jV9lu4c&feature=r­elated

  • Jesus: STOP KILLING JUDAS!!!

    Arnold: but he's going to betray you...

  • full version pls

  • XD

  • like if you licked

  • this resolution remember's me of Duke Nukem

  • The brst of them all.

  • He got the gun by asking Jesus

  • Just me that wonders how he got the gun?

  • hm Im young and thats why im shy

  • i'll be Bach

  • it doesnt look like a child

  • retarded... i feel guilty for laughing

  • Next time theyll probably have terminator travel back in time with moses

  • Mad tv rewritting the gospel. This should had been terminator 3

  • Thumbs up if 9gag brought you here pal !! xD 

  • they had shotguns in 33 A.D. ?????

  • @Chlandon theaters magic :D

  • @Chlandon A.D. is after Jesus is crucified, so its not that time.

  • Lol, transcribe audio.

  • Lol funny stuff

  • Check out my Terminator Parody lol

  • man thay r making fun of jesus! well who wants to be a saiour of jesus? not me! cause he needs no one because he wants people to kill him i think

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, DO A SECOND VIDEO!

  • they should make this into a full-blown movie. that'd be freakin hilarious!

  • kill all judes...kill all zionists... die all zionists...! ! !

  • 3:31 eat this! XD

  • STOP! STOP KILLING JUDAS!

  • this should have ben terminator 3 xD

  • FUCK 240p

  • @Player7052 youll notice this was uploaded in 2005

  • @Player7052  FUCK ?!! it's classic

  • well Be kind and nice with me and I will be with you

  • Hasta la vista baby Jesus!!!

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  • @KjellV17

    Agree, then we would have one stupid religion less

  • @KjellV17

    I can't believe 6 people up-thumbed that ... Well, I don't want to say sentence because it lacks the structure, spelling and punctuation necessary.

  • @ajnode

    It's just a ''What if" joke, about jesus, and i say it in a way that most people have different opinions about it. oo and what you say about the structure, spelling and punctuation necessary is because. I am from the netherlands. In my case i can speak english better, than when i write it on a empty paper.

  • @KjellV17

    I don't care where you're from. The 'joke' was gay.

  • @KjellV17 Most retarded english ever, this should be submitted to your grammar sucks.

  • @KjellV17 yes coach to prevent termination , and defeat Afghanistan . They would likely stay in line and not revel in evil rebellion if there was a good terminator to deal with them

  • Honestly if Jesus wanted to he could've controlled everything and everyone on Earth, but he still took the punishment as a sacrifice for us!

  • hahaha he killed judas 3 times!

  • "STOP KILLING JUDAS!!!!"

  • Hahahaha what a great YouTube video

  • This is no Fun

  • jesus death is not supposed to be a laughable content.too sad that people don't respect their religion.i mean really.what happened to him is the saddest thing in the world.

  • @LUCYKAEDE1 maybe aliens took jesus away. lol

  • @OlenHellrider whatever christianity is not my religion.

  • @LUCYKAEDE1 people can respect your right to hold your religion, but there is no law that they must respect the religion itself.

  • @Spazztic52 see what muslims do,they take their religion too seriously and you christian themselves make parody of jesus.that is very very sad.well i am neither a muslim nor a christian.sooo....i don't give a damn.but being a history student ,i really really respect jesus.he was a very kind man and i respect him.

  • @LUCYKAEDE1 that's great for you. but the fact you respect him doesn't mean everybody has to. It seems to me that they were disrespecting terminator more than Jesus. it just seems the sort of thing Jesus would do if that situation arose. If you can think of a better idea of what would happen you can make a video of that.

  • @Spazztic52 i have better things to do in my life.

  • @LUCYKAEDE1 then it can't offend you that much

  • @Spazztic52 i was not offended,i think people who are really christians should be.

  • hm I'm just a small town girl looking for some big city fun

  • This video is great inspite it is very hard to masturbate on.

  • @borisZG55 Hey, I thought I was the only one who was failing to succeed iin masturbation using this vid as a an aid. Strangely I had more success with porn.

  • @aeonflux67

    You did it on porn ? You stop at nothing ! You would masturbate on just about anything.

  • @borisZG55 Porns not an easy medium to use as its usually full of lots of copulating tarts and tartlets in compromising situation but I always manage to digitially and mentailly edit out the gimp they hired to do the job on those poor bitches and sub myself into the leading man role. Sigh its degrading work but hey....someone has to do it.

  • It's a shame really...the would have made a MUCH better Terminator 3 BY FAR!

  • baha he was laughing at the end :)))

  • @warriorxp111 It'll fail because not everyone is going to do it and that's how they make their money. They didn't produce their great stuff to allow people to watch it for free.

  • @warriorxp111 Remember when youtube went bust and google had to buy it?

  • classix but a pisser lol

  • Totally funny! Thumbs very much up!

  • 2:50 why ? why ? why ? why ?  WHY ? why lol ???

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  • 240 p we meet again

  • 4:35 he will be back !

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  • ようわからんがおもろそうw

  • Hahaha great finishing line :D

  • Jesus:Stop killing people

    Terminator : Why

    Jesus:Because it is a sin

    Terminator:Why

    Jesus:Because it s one of God s commands

    Terminator :Why

    Jesus:Forgive him Lord he s a robot from a future

    haahahha freaking hilarious

  • @MalfatoIII Wrong quote with the clip just above. -.-

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  • Hilarious bro, lol wow

  • "Dont Worry...he'll be back"

  • Jesus can't even explain why killing is bad..LOL

  • Did he say:A Martian pie at ten o'clock?0_o

  • It would be better without the laughing track , but nevertheless it was super funny !!! :D

  • "Don't worry, he'll be back."

    XD

  • It would've been WAY better if THIS was T3!

  • The Judas part always make me LOL, even after all these years. :P

  • GENIUS OMG!!

  • Don't worry, he'll be back.

  • 1127 ppl can't understand what 'parody' means

  • The basque people are the originators of the rh negative blood..the basques are of a holy bloodline...can u say atlanteans?¿ the cromagnon man evolved into the basque man and the white race was founded on the frame of the basque male n basque female..both anthropologists n linguists agree basque is descended from a cromagnon language.The church concealed the truth from us..this is hidden history but the secret is out....people should know this as its an important discovery.

  • @TheBasqueLand sooooooooo,1-how did you find this out...

    2-could you better explain that?

  • The basque people are the originators of the rh negative blood..the basques are of a holy bloodline...can u say atlanteans?¿ the cromagnon man evolved into the basque man and the white race was founded on the frame of the basque male n basque female..both anthropologists n linguists agree basque is descended from a cromagnon language.The church concealed the truth from us..this is hidden history but the secret is out....people should know this as its an important discovery.

  • STOP KILLING PEOPLE!!!!! why? because its one of the holy commitments.....why?...becaous­e it is a sin.....why? forgive him father hes a robot from the future LOL"!!!

  • what are you? a glottun for punishent? you know how it goes....save jesus save the world

  • what are you? some kind of wise guy? -king- *0_o* yeeees?? *FALCOWM PAWNCH!!!!!!!* LAWLLOLOLOFL!!!!!!!

  • Ouh..give that thing !!! :D:D

  • Blaspheny, yet funny!!

  • shame on you

  • @SmokenAces i think you and your flame war partner there need to meet in person, argue for hours whilst using the word "ignorant" 5 times per sentence, and then 69 the fucking fuck out of each other's fucking fuckrods until you both drink a gallon of piping hot steamy creamy cummy wummy. Ya gotta lemme watch though!!! Come on, don't deny me, you ignorant fag ;)

  • @CCREN777 What's funny is your comment didn't show in my inbox, I came here to watch the vid for more laughs & happen to stumble upon it. Clearly you have no life, you try to insight anger in others because of your ignorance & sad excuse for an existence. Well my angry little pet, you have failed, but plz continue to try to spread your misery on others..it's amusing. Really because you've only managed to box yourself in a pile of shit. Bottom line? I ignore IF you pop up, but you still suffer :)

  • I didnt know John Connor was Christian :O, we learn something everyday :)

  • Cheesy...

  • "Don't worry! He'll be back" lol

  • Why?

  • Hahaaha

  • Lol

  • So silly, is this the freedom of America?

    [Revelation 18:17]

    The woman which thou sawest is that great city, which reigneth over the kings of the earth.

    The day of America is near

  • Leonardo da vinci = Hélicopter

    James Cameron = Terminator

  • HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  • Don't worry. He'll be back.

  • That's the worst Arnold impersonator I've seen since 2012.

  • What did he say? _____ at ten o'clock! when he killed Judas the third time.

  • @DeltaSquad451 Pontius Pilate

  • Asta la Vista baby jesus :)

  • Just made a dance music video paraody

  • look i got a lot on my mind right now and you are really starting to stress me out. LOL

  • Jesus:But for now we should eat.

    Terminator crashes the door and see Judas : Eat this. LOL

  • "forgive him father. he's a robot from the future."

    Arnold looks up and for "father". XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • thumbs up if ur watching this in 2011!

  • dont worry he will be back

  • "Pontius Pilatus at 10 o´clock"

  • If the Terminator was smart, he would just shoot Jesus and save everybody a lot of trouble for the next 2000 years.

  • @RFLAGGSTAND616 and then go after the prophet next.

  • @RFLAGGSTAND616 how does that help me exactly? so another religion, maybe one with lesser principles arises and jus replaces it ? Ignorance is like a virus, and Ignorant people create wars, not religions, like the 8 ignorant douches who thought that was witty and thumbed up ur comment for example...

  • @SmokenAces religion in general is just one breed of ignorance. We've outgrown it.

  • @RFLAGGSTAND616 Have we? consider that we're currently involved in 3 wars, iraq, which everyone knows ,then Pakistan and Afghanistan which is not as focused on in media. The concept behind any religion is unification. If you know your history, you'll know religions were originally spawned as tools for survival to help halt the savagery of human nature, and any socialist will tell you that. And when the chips are down, peeps tend toward religion. Guaranteed w/o, we will resort back even worse.

  • @SmokenAces i meant to say "sociologist" not "socialist" lol

  • @RFLAGGSTAND616 I only bring the wars up because we didn't HAVE to be in them, but we're there any way for ($). Religion wasn't our motive. Is there truly ignorance in Budha's teaching of self love and tranquility? or Chirst's notion of forgiveness and respect towards each other? You have to consider every angle, you can't just simply say "oh it's really bad because of the jihad's that stem from beliefs. "

  • I wish there was a real version hahaha