River Monsters: Monster Catfish

[infidel1978]

I love watching river monsters.As for the cat fish get it on the cooker yum yum

[screenpuller]

I don't know... zipping it up in some cadaver bag.... I thing some village had a fish fry that night! XD

[sb255566]

i love river monsters.

[sens112]

eso es una claria no? jajajaj son la caña

[MattMaister90]

This fish is called SILURO !!!

[G1GAR0]

The catfish die?

[thefierce123]

@G1GAR0 No, he releases everything he catches!

[NPC1921]

WADE: Hello? Jonah? You in there?

CATFISH: h a a a a a a a a a....

[XeltranXanatos]

shouting thru the mouth of that fish? :ayeee matey... is the cap'n there?

[MultiVietMinh]

i will never shake his hands again

[spoonermate]

press 5 LOL

[killashark400]

i've always asked myself. Why on these good videos that i see that most inmature comments in the entire world.

[SpiceKorean]

But will it blend?

[vsthedarkside]

"I can put my fist in there" thats what she said

[cribz29]

cammon who says "hello !!!? hello??!!! inside of a monster fish? aaahahaa!!

[mugwamp4]

fuck ,there're are some ugly fish.

[raglefragle1231]

congragulations your wishcash evolved into bigmotherfukinfish

[beast100000000]

they used a body bag

[BrokkenArt]

at 0:12 he's making a hell of a face!

[theextinction2330]

@BrokkenArt hahahah funny

[artinmay2010]

@xxxDarkcloud0xxx Well, if they were heartless ... they could have left it to die. But yeah it's unlikely that they would do that ... and i doubt you would know anyway hahah it's not like you know these guys hahah nice vid either way

[artinmay2010]

Did they put it back?

[xxxDarkcloud0xxx]

@artinmay2010 I don't see how they could have brought that rock home.

[shadowrslayer]

yeah, jeremy wade always put his fish back in the water

[Skater98]

he should scream in the mouth: FOUR CHICKENBURGER AND SOME FRENCH FRIEEEES

[Zip2461996]

Whiscash WIN

[ReaarProductions]

i find this hard to masturbate

[roCKaDazz]

@ReaarProductions what the hell dude?!?!?!

[vane13ruiz]

0:14 my croch is killing me

[vane13ruiz]

keep pressing 2 the fish is getting raped

[20Marcellus]

press 7 for magic

[xXxworship3rXxX]

pause 15

noo 50 soz

[xXxworship3rXxX]

pause 15



[giorgioblis]

pause at  0:13

[orion25115]

70 people were turned on by that fish, and 70 people tried to get oral from that mouth, and 70 people had FAILED. . .lol

[Smodog124]

when he re-watched this he must have laughed his ass off when he talks about fisting the butt hole of a gut that fish has

[MoonBennington]

0:42 WHAT!?!?!?!?!

[upnunder44]

you know he's "been inclined" to fist at least one... haha Jeremy Wade is the man

[TheAwsomeedwin]

what kind of bait was you useing?

[wanttotrytest]

Caught a fish, better cook it in my pi-..... Wrong video.

[letmelivemylife2008]

My god I thought he was going to stick his head inside lol :o

[narsisomendosa]

i would make some catfish nuggets out of him with tartar sauce and ketchup and some onion rings

[PandaCatFTW]

don't put your fist there, it looks like an ass

[ikie12343]

omg this is porn video

[Kardinalloffi]

did this fish survive without oxygen?

[123JoshFisher]

@Kardinalloffi Yes

[thrasher0815]

@Kardinalloffi actually, there's more oxygen outside the water than inside ;) And yes, I've heard of catfish a lot smaller than that stuck onto a root and thrown onto the compost by accident. And they survived the night out

[tinymacaroon6]

why would he put his fist in his mouth.. 

[southernboy11223]

PENIS

[TheSafecycle]

this guy is crazy

[xLittleMusicFan]

fuck man

[MrCle2009]

i wonder if theyre already domesticaded! i want to buy a baby one or maybe a young one.

[tato3029]

it was already dead

[MrCle2009]

@tato3029 it wasnt dead.

[KARPEROO]

Pause at 0:57 and you'll see Smiiigol!!!!! XD

[KARPEROO]

_Wels Catfish_

The wels catfish lives in large, warm lakes and deep, slow-flowing rivers. It prefers to remain in sheltered locations such as holes in the riverbed, sunken trees, etc. It consumes its food in the open water or on the bottom, where it can be recognized by its large mouth. Wels catfish are kept in fish ponds as food fish.

[1718venom9]

pause at 0:13

[vaarsuviusprime]

what you don't see is after the camera's turn off the host sticks his finger down his throat and shouts "I need to be pretty!"

[KTevolved]

anyone look at the picture on the side bar of this video and it looked like a nerdy alligator LOL

[palspalao]

EPIC FACE 0:13

[Seagull8395]

Jeremy Wade is a fucking boss.

[abos4lem]

that looks lika asshole

[xXgamingprinceXx]

Jeremy Wade = Pokemon master.

Chuck Norris = Epic fail.

[matthewlagunsad]

wtf how the hell I get to here when Im watching bears vs lions?

[iker1024]

hahahahaha he wants to fist a catfish!!

[soxsons]

lol wels catfish, can bite people if they r standing near their eggs then they get defensive

[opskeone]

" i could put my fist down there " .. i bet he does more than that when the cameras are off !

[wraithsonwings09]

i really want them to make a t-shirt that says 'there's the fish'. i would buy it in a heart beat.

[chickenchoker778]

he is AWSOME

[Praveen501]

@nerfworld2010 go and get fucked then!!

[SwampDaddy7]

That'll make a few people happy if ya fried that up.

[angryeyedude1]

IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR! BLAARGH!

[assassintwinat8]

@angryeyedude1 that fish would be perfect for that!!

[SirN0LAN]

That fish has got some major DSL.

:O

[JobForATurtle]

he would talk about putting his fist in that hole... lmao

[Thyazio]

blow job mouth

[Bennetting]

hahaah... fisting the fish.

[Saturn867]

I wonder if there's an episode he encounter a Mekong River Catfish.

[ralphspimp]

@Saturn867 The Mekong Catfish is so rare now and i think it may be protected that i don't think he's allowed to fish for one. They've nearly fished the Mekong catfish to the brink of extinction but they're trying to breed them in some farms to try a comeback.

[TheStupefy2]

its like a vaccum but with fins.

[TheDigihax]

Now that some damn good eating right there....

[XxXasakaXxX]

this is the true story......in the first i think this is true i visit their website i said in my mind wow this is true :DD

[glooer]

Hello Hello! lol.



[travy129]

who saw the body bag the put the fish in

[SubzeroedMind]

no teeth? fuck that :s

[pleura666]

0:12  - TAA DAAA!

[SuperMitch1995]

0:14 your crotch is killing you?

[vladutist]

in romania we catch lot bigger fish with beare hand

[AlphaInfernoAttack]

its mouth is a butt hole

[13098519]

00:5 - Orange rod,,, 0:13 - Black rod....

[Espressojet]

It's the fish version of Heather Brooke

[kyudooooo]

blowjob machine

[djaa2807]

That one heck of a mouth. Africans can use this to get their blowjobs done.

[CashSmeller]

@djaa2807 if you consider getting your whole crotch area getting eaten off as a blowjob...then that's weird lol--OOOOH, I JUST GOT IT!!!! LMAO!!!

[assassintwinat8]

@djaa2807 @assassintwinat8 okay then perv, ask yourself this. Would you really want to put that inside of a mouth with two jaws like a vice grips, and thousands of needle-like teeth? Yeah, have those things smash down on it and see if you make those jokes again

[frankfurt92]

0:40 lool

[herkenbotzz]

PUSSY CATFISH!

[garvey191]

at 0:44 that's what she said

[garvey191]

at 0:44 that's what he said

[BHNC808]

ahaha, not quite big...and fat... and ugly as i am, ahahaha!!!!

[rinaldowmen]

pussy cat

[goodanswergoodanswer]

@ 0:16, "...my crotch is killing me..." Don't worry Jeremy, I'll kiss it better : )

[enzedbrit]

Where is this?



[crazykirby97]

good grief my crotch is killin' me

[kleemable]

any reason it has a pussy for a mouth? 

[daro73221]

bardzo fajny film

[Nhordmyr]

I dont wanna know what kind of industrial pipe leading into the river 1mile up there where they catched this fish. All those degenerations are man-made

[Norocmorth]

chuck norris' gold fish

[jid111]

bear grylls would just bit of the head of chuck norris, charie sheen and bruce lee...

[MrMoviedreamer]

A wild Gyarados appears!

[DeUsz77OLiEs]

guess what bear grylls would say "PROTEIN!", "this will be a decent meal"

[Br00talBreakdowns619]

If I hear one more fucking chuck norris joke....

[graham12795]

omg i wonder what this guys fishtank and wall of fish he has caught looks like!!!!!

[Maxmulham]

I'll have a cheesburger with a side of fries.....Oh and don't forget the ketchup.

[msemanify]

chuck norris woulda just looked at the fish, it would float up out the water and hover over to him..

[peteristehbest]

@msemanify bruce lee killed chuck norris. biatch lol

[msemanify]

@peteristehbest chuck norris let him win!

[peteristehbest]

@msemanify naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaa bruce lee PWNS chuck norris easy.

[SeverFromWithin]

@peteristehbest sir you fail at everything in your minute life.... if any body could even go up to chuck norries would be charlie sheen

[Katrinaprime]

@peteristehbest And Jason Voorhees killed bruce.

[peteristehbest]

@msemanify nope...bruce lee would kick chuck norris AND charlie sheen. so u FAIL

[earthboundPSI]

now thats a deep throat , lol

[summergreenification]

1:18

wtf, did he just say "not quite as big and fat and ugly as I am"

LMAO

[sawal37]

wow,, i want eat this fish

[4humber4]

Top Comments

Bear Grylls, would fill that bad boy up with piss!!!

[jaydavee]

that was one fast and accurate weight conversion from 74 k to 163 lbs. wow

[hangnigs69]

thats alot of fillet lol

[mbrsart]

Holy carp! Er, crap!

[TheRaZot]

I can put my fist down there quite easily.... Lmfao ^^

[MidnightRedemption]

can i put my hand there?

[Archie3497]

Nearly as big as my dick.

...Nearly

[cleric471]

haha Chuck Norris's FLESHlight

[AQWThatWeirdNoob]

Geezus, my penis is larger then that. I need a doctor. ):

[esaancurry2]

0:34 so thats what a vag looks like. jeezus ladies, your shit is so disgusting it can be confused with a river monster

[ElWeyChingon]

"put his fist down there?"....wat a freak lol

[Unas1]

Why am I hooked on this show?

[LavaFlaminG6]

"Good grief, my crotch is killing me."

[GoldenShaolinNutz]

See its mouth and throat. i know it looks tempting but DON'T DO IT!! It hurt like hell and I got bruised up bad, i mean my friend was sore for a week...Um..at-least that's what my friend told me, and i believe him!

[DonLeon505]

@GoldenShaolinNutz Lol thats just wrong...

[guitarheroziplock]

did he say his crotch was killing him...?

[980696]

@guitarheroziplock yepp

[noyzizi]

its like just another day to this guy..."too small throw it back, lets go catch a killer whale now."

[jrob9inson]

and ate that bitch raw with no seasoning!

[FruityJuicySkizors]

:O

[t0psecretshit]

i want to grill it!

[MrLeviman]

@t0psecretshit YUM

[trialoflife6]

im scared to swim in africa and those places now o.O

[SpidersBlood]

Hard to believe that thing is related to my tiny little algae eater... *Glances at fish tank*

[gdaymateoi]

Bear Grylls would of caught that fish with his mouth

[AndyRantz]

@gdaymateoi Les Stroud AND Jeremy Wade are more legit than Bear Grylls.

[ComicalHolocaust]

@AndyRantz 138 thumbs up VS. 8 thumbs...I think we all know how it is.

[lituandrei]

@gdaymateoi and chuck norris would just look at him and would be cooked :P

[22dmanu]

@gdaymateoi Bear Grylis is a fraud.

[radrobert2010]

@22dmanu yep he is a fraud he goes to the closest hotel at night when he sleeps and he has a crew...survivor man is actually all real stuff

[wejl]

@gdaymateoi NO he wouldnt he would just have drinked his own pee

[OkamiThunder]

@gdaymateoi and drank his piss

[coolstuffplus]

0:44 ....put that head in,be the man dude

[TheJadedAdvocate]

Jaws made 64 accounts and disliked this video because he is the crunkest fish

[batseyboy181]

uuughhhhhhhhhhh, my crotch is killing me

[lukprince]

LOL , HELLO ~~~~~~

[patron618]

LOL @ 0:12

[13WhiteFang37]

Mmm fish fisting.

[interval999]

en France : 2,30 m , +100kg

[RockOnZombie]

chuck norris's personal fleshlight

[disengagejam]

@RockOnZombie -- LOL

[xXYourMelodyXx]

@RockOnZombie You only think Chuck Norris would need a fleshlight? xD Haven't you heard that the only reason women bleed once a month is because Chuck Norris had sex with them? XD

[RockOnZombie]

@xXYourMelodyXx dude...........chuck norris does NOT have sex with 12 and 13 year olds thats BLASFEMY! and i know he doesnt "need" one. think of it as a happy meal he got from McDonalds :)

[xXYourMelodyXx]

@RockOnZombie Yeah you're right. xD