Pesto - Episode 1
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From: GeneticBlend
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  • he sells birth control pills !

    firestormcomputers 4 years ago

  • sad

    ghal11 4 years ago

  • "I go back through things" :D Im quite sorry i had not seen this series before, but im watching every one now..Intriguing!!

    cooksterz 4 years ago

  • very cool dude, very cool. hey! I found some original things to say in my comments!! but seriously, episode 2 here I come!

    bigboss12085 4 years ago

  • too late and not with story line i guess but id say guns. Weopens.

    tubub 4 years ago

  • on to #2...

    averagebetty 4 years ago

  • Blend,

    Wish I had seen this when it first dropped. Can't wait to see what you ended up having him sell.

    nHisImage 4 years ago

  • lol at first i thought this was something like an NPC series..hehe, u are pretty good at acting

    matts417 4 years ago

  • Playing catch up. Awesome.

    winger1212 4 years ago

  • omg joe i super love that!! why did it take me so long to watch this????

    AAAAAH *clicks5starsandrunsofftoepiso­de2*

    speedyconkiwi 4 years ago

  • great acting and stuff. to bad they stopped after episode 2

    largesam72 4 years ago

  • We didn't. Episode 3 and 4 will be out next week.

    GeneticBlend 4 years ago

  • Good start!

    demohr777 4 years ago

  • Pesto sell suites, after the crash he bought himself into something he could earn some money on and get a living on, just like Carlito Brigantes Idea

    niceguyandy92 4 years ago

  • he should sell semen. Im just sayin...original? mobster semen.

    blazinggibson 4 years ago

  • very very good!

    shadowpact 4 years ago

  • i've seen saw and that wasn't even remotely like it.

    this was much better.

    szanyandsoto 4 years ago

  • Cool, thanks man. And thanks for subscribing.

    GeneticBlend 4 years ago

  • The acting is rather good.

    Sojourno 4 years ago

  • this is wierder

    crustations 4 years ago

  • wow this actually has good acting. you dont get that very often on youtube

    ignatz2000 4 years ago

  • Wow, thank you.

    GeneticBlend 4 years ago

  • Can you say Saw???

    Sojourno 4 years ago

  • Saw. Why?

    GeneticBlend 4 years ago

  • Becuase it was done in the same style as saw.

    The opening was almost a carboncopy of the first movie.

    Stil...it was good. i just prefer more origionality.

    Sojourno 4 years ago

  • Now I have to rent Saw. I've never seen it.

    GeneticBlend 4 years ago

  • did you only watch the first 10 seconds?

    hyphen782 4 years ago

  • i was thinking saw too

    playboy8560 4 years ago

  • pesto sells people houses that he doesn't even own

    houndy90 4 years ago

  • omg, i should have watched this first. acting is really good(what the hell do i know about good or bad acting,right? i would say joey is in the market for seling info on families that are supposed to be in the witness protection program...yikes! that's too freaky...

    bookwormblondebabee 4 years ago

  • its good but u need to make the video longer everything else is 100%

    simao993 4 years ago

  • pesto sells life insurance,wholesale hedgeshop, or wholesale dildos.

    babbaluchi 4 years ago

  • mmm very good.

    this could make a good tv show, if you guys manage to get enough backing from sponsers/networks

    TechaTEC 4 years ago

  • nicely done.

    prelude2cinema 4 years ago

  • this is messed up

    strcatcherz 4 years ago

  • He doesn't seem to be a skilled killer..

    BlackGrapes 4 years ago

  • i know i'm late in commenting

    but

    i think he should sell protection being

    a part of a family mafia

    ManMahad 4 years ago

  • u dont light cigars with zippos lol, it ruins the taste

    kr1spy 4 years ago

  • Great idea. Good story ... reminds me of our crime-online-series "Paradise Island". You can find trailers and specials and the link to the official website on my channel.

    Paradieso 4 years ago

  • He sells his body.

    DickMcPenis 4 years ago

  • In the first scene, that was me getting my Electric bill, and taking it out on a delivery guy!j/k I like where your going, but Pesto you need to lay off the cigs, otherwise you won't have too many more episodes. I am going to assume he is now selling human body parts? Just a guess, cause he wasted the guy in the hall way!?

    deduero 4 years ago

  • He Sells his service as a hired assassin

    hulk3403 4 years ago

  • Who's that dead guy in the first scene... Anyway... I think he should sell bullets... like bullets for guns but he doesn't sell guns...

    realpleasures 4 years ago

  • Stay tuned. That might end up being another viewer participation question.

    GeneticBlend 4 years ago

  • Holy Shit! This is Fantastic!! This series has me excited about the future of YT!! Damn Good Job!

    JimmyHook 4 years ago

  • Flood insurance, the weather in ny sux

    focusfitnessonline 4 years ago

  • zippo squeeze

    Nonsequitorz 4 years ago

  • HE SELLS BARBIE DOLLS

    jin891 4 years ago

  • too late dude the 2nd episode is already done

    jewfishie2 4 years ago

  • I think he should sell drugs like some coke. You know and he sells coke and he just big drug lord. I don't know

    TheBoyScouts 5 years ago

  • i pod video cases

    gaygaybub821 5 years ago

  • HE SELLS THEFT INSURANCE

    randygraham1 5 years ago

  • was that dead guy an unhappy customer querying

    his bill ?? ( see blood stained paper in hand)

    Excellent wee film anyway.subbed

    icecorescientist 5 years ago

  • Thanks a lot!

    GeneticBlend 5 years ago

  • Haha, interesting. Looking forward to episode 2. You remind me a little bit of David Duchovny... I just can't think of why.

    livingpassion 5 years ago

  • haha, believe it or not I've heard that one before.

    GeneticBlend 5 years ago

  • UPDATE: Episode 2 will be coming out shortly. Weather in NY has been nutty.

    Stay tuned!

    GeneticBlend 5 years ago

  • average guy leads only to illegal stuff.

    ekiporocket 5 years ago

  • Have him sell used caskets.

    deltanator 5 years ago

  • LOL!!!  That would be interesting.

    WrenFreya 5 years ago

  • Try exploding meatballs. Sounds pretty tasty to me....

    Tsumirenami 5 years ago

  • I think that's another video. "How NOT to Make Meatballs." XD

    GeneticBlend 5 years ago

  • It's so obvious. The Earth is a ticking time bomb. There are 9 transport spaceships that are leaving for our nearest solar system. Seating is limeted...and that's what Pesto sells. Seating. Life. The continuation of the human race.

    TheReceptionist 5 years ago

  • HAHA... Great idea. Can build me space ships out of construction paper? :D

    GeneticBlend 5 years ago

  • He's selling them to a cult....and for those who can't afford the seats there's a quick trip via drinking the magic kool aid.

    WrenFreya 5 years ago

  • OK...I tried to post this yesterday but I don't see it now so here goes again...Joey is selling a Spot on the NEW Reality Show "ELVIS-ALIVE or DEAD". A show where contestants search the country for sights of ELVIS... :)

    BigBearLodge 5 years ago

  • Anything Elvis is always good.

    GeneticBlend 5 years ago

  • Caskets. He's a casket salesman. Perhaps you can film in a location that sells caskets. A casket warehouse? Or maybe sells imbalming products? That would bring in a morbid element.

    WrenFreya 5 years ago

  • ooooo... I like that. Wonder if I can find a place to shoot that kind of scene. Some irony to that as well.

    GeneticBlend 5 years ago

  • I agree! The casket salesman is the way to go...would be morbidly ironic, almost...Dexter-esque!

    If not caskets...plots?? He could be a cemetary manager?

    DrFreemanstein 5 years ago

  • Yea that is a really good idea.

    SamProof 5 years ago

  • Selling plots is good...easier to shoot than caskets. Just do up a fake brochure, which really doesn't even have to be shown in detail on camera, the dialogue with a prop booklet should suffice.

    thefrozenghost 5 years ago

  • Okay, this is what he sells. Brace yourself because it's a bit left field. How about he buys souls for the devil. His boss is the devil. The devil will look like a normal. Too off beat?

    khayav 5 years ago

  • Interesting. I'll give that one some thought.

    GeneticBlend 5 years ago

  • Too Pulp Fiction briefcase scene. I like where your going though.

    jwhieger 4 years ago

  • He's a door-to-door piano salesman. You should see the size of his sample case!

    kenrg 5 years ago

  • LOL... where an I going to get sample pianos?

    GeneticBlend 5 years ago

  • Great video

    amanda112280 5 years ago

  • Thanks.

    GeneticBlend 5 years ago

  • The Tony Little GAZELLE PRO 2007. Ya see after weighting 420 lbs. at one time Joey bought a GAZELLE 2005 and lost 200 lbs. Now he is on a mission to get people to slim down....lol....good job to your bro by the way.

    BigBearLodge 5 years ago

  • haha... that's a good one. Only problem is I would have to buy a Tony Little GAZELLE PRO and it's not in the budget.

    GeneticBlend 5 years ago

  • lmao

    BigBearLodge 5 years ago

  • The WoolBrite Super Duper Power Orb

    thefrozenghost 5 years ago

  • That would be funny.

    GeneticBlend 5 years ago

  • Tupperware! Haha... I'm still thinking about it. <g>

    WrenFreya 5 years ago

  • haha... not bad. Thanks.

    GeneticBlend 5 years ago

  • haha, good one. Would like to see it.

    Stella000 5 years ago

  • Impressive production. Perhaps Joey sells ad space on YouTube?

    curt344 5 years ago

  • Hmm... interesting.

    BTW, my brother's the cinematographer. Gotta give him props.

    Thanks for the comment.

    GeneticBlend 5 years ago

  • can't watch any more til you get rid of the smokes. we're all trying to quit here.

    bohogirl1 5 years ago

  • haha... sorry about that. I don't even smoke... but Joey Pesto does.

    GeneticBlend 5 years ago

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