honey where have you been running. wierd because the t-shirt is dry and dosnt smell bitch, i ran in another t-shirt honey where have you been running weird because the t-shirt dosnt smell how about you smell sneakers. honey where have you been running weird because the underware is dry and dosnt smell at all BITCH smell the fucking t-shirt
u must read this. once u have started there is no turning back. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murderded in 1945. her body was not found until 1947. then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed him. if you do not copy and paste this onto 10 vidoes in 30 minutes the dead girl will apear in your room tonight and haunt you and kill you. well you better start to copy and paste to be saved
He's saying: "America is a whore house where the revolutionary ideals of your forefathers are corrupt and against the natural process of human progression"
i had tat on my phone and i kept playing it again and again and again and again!! its still funy 5/5 oh and dudes watch my video called poslovicas!!! u willllllllll lol!
Darling, where were you? At the neighbors. Strange, your shirt smells like you were running.
Darling, where were you? Bathroom. Strange, the toilet paper is dry and doesn't smell.
Darling, where were you? Writing creativi(don't know in english). Strange, your shirt doesn't smell. And why the heck would it smell? And your smelling everything is getting annoying as heck! Lave me the heck alone!
But...
I said leave me alone.
Darling, where were you? ...Running. (Not sure how to say in English
Darling, where were you?Shooting at frogs in Germany using a lazer from space on a sattelite.Strange, it doesn't smell like weed. Idiot, I'm PTLSD(sorry, not sure about this part) But darling, why do you smell?Because I was running in a gydraschafandr(not sure what it is).
Darling, where were you?Strange, your shirt doesn't smell at all. And am I supposed to run on the sleeves to make it stink?
Darling, where were you?Smelling. Glue?No, dammit, the shirt!
fuck you u stupid cunt your fucking language is stupid you fucking ass hole go fuck your dad you gay as fucking bitch,quit callin russian a bad language unless you fucking wanna get jumped you racist bastard
hahahahahaha!!!!!
rooskayaLUV 5 months ago
eta ochein smeshnayi
Stan323 5 months ago
hey sexyy
BluDyeGaming 7 months ago
= )))
ChaosLP 7 months ago
LOL
geoldr 9 months ago
Pause at 0.02. Trust me, you will laugh
pussiepie1470 10 months ago
@pussiepie1470 I did! XD
SpockLover27 9 months ago
lmaoooooooooooooooooo
Lenulik818 10 months ago
LOL!
ForEverLana 10 months ago
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@hoodge95 it is not "football" ...it mean "footballka" in Russian language mean T-shirt =)
Vika2276 11 months ago
lol! russians make it the funniest
Zzaikin1 11 months ago
@hoodge95 "fotbolku" means T-shirt
MykeIXI 11 months ago
"Shooting frogs in germany from a satellite from space"
"Strange, you dont smell like weed"
LOL
lopy78 1 year ago
You don't have to understand Russian to laugh like hell! =)))
Larkvaitig 1 year ago 2
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha :)
SSKkill 1 year ago
HAHAHA
pier4o1234 1 year ago
funny as shit when your high
Warex06 1 year ago
@Warex06 but only when you're high...
DanielvanHarmelen 1 year ago
ahahahahah kversta er niks van ma das grapigg xp
raphael2495 1 year ago
hahahahah sral xDDDDDDD
hahahha bumaga suchaja i ne pachnit xD
BBoySergo22 1 year ago
Hahaha
CCCPSovietSoldier 1 year ago
very funny make some more funny russian videos
mikibearca 1 year ago 4
@mikibearca
i didnt make it ;DD
DEVIL3333333 1 year ago
СРАЛ !! :D :D :D :D :D
Go4omir 1 year ago
Darogoj, gde ti bil? POSHLA NAHUJ. LOL
VladiKun 1 year ago
i cant stop hahahahahahahaha sorry hahahahahah
inaaugustina 1 year ago
gollum is jesus
WarrikaHill 1 year ago
In soviet Russia Ring throws You!
feanor921 1 year ago 3
??.............
TAEKEDEHAAN 1 year ago
ohhhhh man....i was going to pause the video ...i couldnt breath.....bravo.....hahahahahaha
ichernichenko 1 year ago
Oh my god, this is gold! I'm crying!
ToyMannequin 1 year ago
LMFAO!
FlyingBird23 1 year ago
in soviet russia, rings the of lord!
SmallTeaCupNo1 1 year ago
Not funny, just vulgar and uncreative.
burningborsh 1 year ago
я люблю это кино и это сделало им даже лучше
fIvndy 1 year ago
wtf you guys don't undertade how can u wacht this ???????????
chechen44ss 1 year ago
lmfao what the fuck?
HeyItsRudy 1 year ago
in soviet russia ring throws you into mount doom!!!
Tracerex 1 year ago
wow...he sounds nothing like the description in the book
hattrickster33 1 year ago
hahaha fucking awesome!
очень смешно
splintercell323 1 year ago
man i love watching this with my sis then reenacting it. hahaahahah
ihatelipstick 1 year ago
ахахах жестоко ,голос еще тапкой уродско-дебильный жесть
MrREZZAK 1 year ago
THE FUNNIEST VIDEO ON YOUTUBE. It needs to be a russian to understand.
MGFLY112 1 year ago
BIEGL!
killerob666 2 years ago
mnogo zhe ona vsego perenjuhala )))
DarthAphrodite 2 years ago
lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo aaaahaaaha
yekaterinaxo0 2 years ago
ya ucralca ot smeha!
AnalsaurusRex 2 years ago
omg..the best
njcoolgirl21 2 years ago 9
This VIDEO is the best!! I could not stop laughing!
heyallen12 2 years ago 3
I love this video.
lordgluzman 2 years ago
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TiredRussian 2 years ago
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
SirithHeruwen 2 years ago
ROFL!!!!go kill yourself on the wall...lol its funnier in russian though.
sorlowvlad 2 years ago
hahahahahahahaha eto tak smeshnoooooooo :D
sweetandsourcandies 2 years ago
i... dont get it...
shantiponks 2 years ago
LOL!! thisi s SO funny!!
uglymoon78 2 years ago
I love this video!! So damn funny!!!!!
antonblue11 2 years ago
imao man rofl im gonna die wtf omg holly shit wtf bullshits
99asmMB 2 years ago
HAHAHHA pashlaaa nahujjj !
shigan3 2 years ago
axaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxa
gatoneraida 2 years ago
HAHAHAH omfg im dying
nerfed929 2 years ago
Lmao..daaa
DimaG37 2 years ago
lmao that is funny
mypupuengel 2 years ago
hhhhhhh
the6killer 2 years ago
SRAL !!!!!!!
AIAZISten 2 years ago
Why did I get slapped when I played this for the nice Russian lady down the street?
IronicallyVague 2 years ago
rofl lmao
PushtakO 2 years ago
LOL.
tanya88b 2 years ago
0:58 - 1:03 is HILARIOUS lol.
RussiansArePerfect 2 years ago
VOt prikooool!!xDD
FuryPunkRock 2 years ago
Lmao wtf xDD Bakapor :P
xAngelOfSin666x 2 years ago
ahahahahhahaha
djvlado5 2 years ago
this video is fuckin sick!!
perelnikov 2 years ago
suck my fuckin balls! XD
jeanfluke 2 years ago
xD LMAO
Theycallmebad1 2 years ago
What's so funny about this?
LordReaper66 2 years ago
oh russian... lol
Pyrotyde 2 years ago
Bjegol =oD
e6e2e3e1 2 years ago
I don't understand russian but STILL I had a good time. I like it when he says "Béagol!" it makes me laugh :_D
Blow up your mouth with air and go BEAGOL!!!
Béagol...
1981stonemonkey 2 years ago
begal is ran in past tense
Pyrotyde 2 years ago
Ru55ianGrim 2 years ago
- Honey, where have you been?
- I ran.
- Strangely enough but shirt dry and no smell!
- Stupid, I ran into another T-shirt!
- Honey, where you been?
- Shot on frogs in the German, laser from space by satellite!
- Strangely enough, you does not smell marihuana.
- Fool, I have a lsd.
=)
falloutforewer 2 years ago 2
lol so funny!!! omg
yura54312 2 years ago
хахахахахахахаахахах!!!!!! ето смешно!!!
NSMproduction 2 years ago
LMAO
reeskozoubenko 2 years ago
HAHAHAH O BLAT KAK SMESHNO
NicoKaka 2 years ago
lolllo
ruler1230 2 years ago
Хахахаха!
Ninelon 2 years ago
funny
ruskyproductions069 2 years ago
CLAC!
RussianGuRl007 2 years ago
omfg, i'm dying of laughter
Paint4ever2 2 years ago 2
hihi
nickybaby66 2 years ago
LOL
After that video that's THE way the behave to each other!
Dorogoi/ia gde ti bul (saying twice of even 5 times to each other XD)
Good video!
jobikr 2 years ago
.э.........
moromomoM 2 years ago
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u must read this. once u have started there is no turning back. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murderded in 1945. her body was not found until 1947. then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed him. if you do not copy and paste this onto 10 vidoes in 30 minutes the dead girl will apear in your room tonight and haunt you and kill you. well you better start to copy and paste to be saved
Buudroid 2 years ago
sral... strana nu toiletnaja pumaga ni paxnit....
i got it on my mobile since 6 months.. everytime if i c.. am still laughing
1KrIsTInkA1 2 years ago
me 2 lol this is sooo funny=)
catluver1994 2 years ago
LMFAO i am soo glad a speak russian!!!!!!!!
xsilvertears09 2 years ago 3
LOL PASHLA NACHOOUUY!
ROFL
EternalIntelligence 2 years ago 2
LMAO. I'm still laughing. =D
xDaniellaaa 2 years ago 2
lmfaoo thank you for sending it to me
xsilvertears09 2 years ago 2
LMAO that was madd funny i started crying of laughter lol =)
catluver1994 2 years ago 8
LOOOOOOOOOOL i loved!!! XD IA SNAIU RUSSKII!!!! XD XD XD
auraguardian12345 2 years ago
omg everytime I saw this I laugh my ass off...
NastyKittie 2 years ago
HAHAH
Dorogoi GDE ti BIL??
love it
KookisKookis 2 years ago
Hahaha! This video is pretty high on the awesomeness scale!
louco86 2 years ago
this is so funny make more
teddykgb33160 2 years ago
omg thats so freaking funny man...omg...lol
NastyKittie 2 years ago
lol i understand this too i am half russian and i lolled so hard! XD
AKLd95 2 years ago
lmao omg that was hilarious dude :D
XbeautifulxtradgetyX 2 years ago
this is great
missdexterity 3 years ago
haha i fucking love this. smayo smeshnoya na youtubie
IlonaTheChicka 3 years ago
OMFG I LOVE THIS
xenelith 3 years ago
- road where you were?
ran.
- it is strange but a T-shirt dry and at all does not smell.!?
and you boots smell ..
road where you were?
ran. it is strange but a T-shirt dry and at all does not smell.!?
- road where you were? at the neigbour
- it is strange but a T-shirt dry and at all does not smell.!?
from what suddenly it should smell?? .. - road where you were? wrote memoirs
- strange but the T-shirt smells as though you ran!
moromomoM 3 years ago
he said road... like doroga not dorogoi ... what a dumbass ahahahhaha ahahhahaha ahahahahah read where u been ... learn russian ahahahhaha
nazarelton 2 years ago
ha ha
katmandumanman 3 years ago
hahahah funny as hell
xXxDEMANJENIYAxXx 3 years ago
hahahaa
chillpillvi22 3 years ago
-honey where were you
-writing stories
-strange but your shirt doesnt smell
-why the fuck would it smell and ur fucking annoying with your smelling go die bitch
( there was a commerccial of a deodarant)
GSBELKA 3 years ago
lol so funny :P
GSBELKA 3 years ago
hahahahah made my day
YuRiy1111 3 years ago
im no russian, so I have no clue.
myXkittieXrox 3 years ago
HAHAHAHHAHA
Nairo666 3 years ago 5
hilarious that was good
lakalakamaka 3 years ago
My Russian must be really rusty...all I picked up was something about football? Oh and a whole lot of swear words, naturally. =)
WinoSolntsova 3 years ago
it's like a tv advert dubbed over, well funny
neekface 3 years ago
footbolka = t-shirt
AntiKoloEmo 3 years ago
yes it is all in swearing words haha)) too bbad you don't understand it)) it's very funny))
xXxDEMANJENIYAxXx 3 years ago
hahahaha good. awesome
AmonAmarth52 3 years ago
i didnt get it. well, im not russian.
Sanabroccoli 3 years ago
lol funnies sht ive saw in a while
said0623 3 years ago
hehe funny shit
jobikr 3 years ago
LMAO!!!!!!
ladyme33 3 years ago
He's saying: "America is a whore house where the revolutionary ideals of your forefathers are corrupt and against the natural process of human progression"
No, but seriously, this is some funny crap.
*I don't really mean that first part haha*
gtchrisb 3 years ago
hahahha ... ja skazal idi nahui....
XxCAHbKAxX 3 years ago
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA
huwiman 3 years ago
ahahhaaaaa
8485930 3 years ago
Hella funny!
pingpong023 3 years ago
haha this is awesome "where have u been" rofl shooting at frogs in germany
GreenDayRoxer1 3 years ago
omfg, this is sooo funny
me and my bestie are like crying of laughter!!!!!
Nikalicious120 3 years ago
hahaha thats some funny shit
alex3793 3 years ago
rofl!
GSBELKA 3 years ago
what a joke....
syro752 3 years ago
i had tat on my phone and i kept playing it again and again and again and again!! its still funy 5/5 oh and dudes watch my video called poslovicas!!! u willllllllll lol!
TzarNicholas2 3 years ago
красава!!!
RobSonRUS 3 years ago 2
I was crackin up!!! This is sooooo funny!
kralya2007 3 years ago
lmao
smikesmike05 3 years ago
nachalo smeshnoe, dal'she uje nudno...
vadimggg 3 years ago
I will translate it into russian! Although I might get some parts wrong...and it's generally funnier in Russian. =P
Darling, where were you? Running. Strange, your shirt is dry and doesn't smell. I was running in a different shirt.
Darling, where were you? Running. Strange, your shirt is dry and doesn't smell. Try smelling my sneakers.
Darling, where were you? Running. Strange, your underwear is dry and doesn't smell. Listen, SMELL THE SHIRT.
To be continued...
TheShinyShoe 3 years ago
Darling, where were you? At the neighbors. Strange, your shirt smells like you were running.
Darling, where were you? Bathroom. Strange, the toilet paper is dry and doesn't smell.
Darling, where were you? Writing creativi(don't know in english). Strange, your shirt doesn't smell. And why the heck would it smell? And your smelling everything is getting annoying as heck! Lave me the heck alone!
But...
I said leave me alone.
Darling, where were you? ...Running. (Not sure how to say in English
TheShinyShoe 3 years ago
Darling, where were you?Shooting at frogs in Germany using a lazer from space on a sattelite.Strange, it doesn't smell like weed. Idiot, I'm PTLSD(sorry, not sure about this part) But darling, why do you smell?Because I was running in a gydraschafandr(not sure what it is).
Darling, where were you?Strange, your shirt doesn't smell at all. And am I supposed to run on the sleeves to make it stink?
Darling, where were you?Smelling. Glue?No, dammit, the shirt!
Darling, where were you.
Go to hell!
TheShinyShoe 3 years ago
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!thank you SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO musch <3
greta940503 3 years ago
IMAFOOOO!!!! that was awesome xaxaxaxaxax)))
Anduviel 3 years ago
lmfao this shit is funny as hel!!! lmfao!! klasno sdelaly
sniper4ever9 3 years ago
LMAO
asik2305 3 years ago 2
RUSSIAN IS SWEET!!
hotguysfan 3 years ago 4
-gdzie ty byl?
- biegal
owsiankaprosianka 4 years ago
malodets chuvak!!!! Ya sam blyat chut ne obosralsya somtrya video!!!!! =D
mchechik507 4 years ago 2
ROOFLFAOOOOOO!!!! funniest clip ever.
russiannative93 4 years ago 2
omg how pointless
MCPARADE 4 years ago
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what a stupid language
kalop86 4 years ago
fuck you u stupid cunt your fucking language is stupid you fucking ass hole go fuck your dad you gay as fucking bitch,quit callin russian a bad language unless you fucking wanna get jumped you racist bastard
sniper4ever9 3 years ago
thank you :)
kenishka80 3 years ago
lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
every russian HAS to see this!!!!!!!
Nicksa44 4 years ago 2
aaaahhh!! me no speak your language!!
Jackel769 4 years ago
ti pez-dah, min-yeh nravista babychki
BICH123 4 years ago
I dont understand what their saying...but Thier expressions are funny!!!!!!!1
pinkblushsassy 4 years ago
lol
MCPARADE 4 years ago
hahahaha nuhal xD
CuatroEspada 4 years ago
This was cool! xDDD 5/5
SadakoXHinata4Ever 4 years ago
pashollll nakhoooy lmaoooooooo
SergeLol17 4 years ago
ahahaha vot zashibis.
severskank 4 years ago
lol XD
NinjaSmokePuff 4 years ago
what?
tommyhtc 4 years ago
daragoi gde ti bill?
vadimkilla 4 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA u gotta know russian to understand it though
PunkWrok94 4 years ago
No I don't anything but I think it's although funny.
Yojinbo2k 4 years ago