Mass Effect 2 - Punching the Reporter (again)

[loyaltabk]

In Mass Effect 3, when you go to punch her, she says "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE HIGHLANDER" and fucks Shepard up!

[Cannonsilencer]

Mass Effect 3: "I've had enough of your duplicitous vindications!"

[pg86]

Back to the kitchen jk

[PippaHall]

Never mind punching the reporter - I hope ME III lets you punch the turian councillor!

[dvda1987]

I wish you got paragon for the punch.

[RollTheMice]

its funny when you have the youtube subtitles on;

"I'm not enough of your disingenuous assertions."

"You told that package to assist the destiny of Cincinnati."

Fucking. Hilarious.

[DezzyLove12]

I used to be an intergalactic reporter... But then I took a fist to the face.

[ShepardCommander11]

@GodzillaMaster322

Put in "Mass Effect 2 shepards second interview punched again" and you'll find out.

[228098]

transcribe audio FTW!!!

[GodzillaMaster322]

So what would they say if Shepard punched her in the first game? :D

[ShepardCommander11]

@GodzillaMaster322

I think its along the lines of "you know you can't away punching the press forever"

[fireblazzerx]

good job bioware.

for being fair and gender nutral.

i dont get any peticualr enjoyment out of hitting women.

but i do get joy from seeing gender nutralility take hold in video games.

im glad we have the option of punching this women, it lets me know that discrimnation agsint men is starting to be fought. the makers of this game know the secret about women.

i study female psycology, and so does bioware it seems... they left an easter egg, (were the turen hits on the quaran)

[darckjo]

@fireblazzerx agree

[discographyrosary]

As satisfying as it is to punch her, it's more satisfying to ruin her smear job by answering everything perfectly and putting her down in the process.

[arowerlikenoother]

I ROFL SO HARD THE FIRST SECOND I SAW THE SUBTITLES

[Macdude51]

I WAS GONNA SMACK THAT BITCH....UNTIL I TOOK AN ARROW IN THE KNEE

[permexOQ]

@Macdude51 shut up with the arrow in the knee b.s.

[Macdude51]

@permexOQ u mad bro?

[peacenotwar500]

Video with youtube captions:

 line 1: how long can indians denounced in many ways and means.

WTF youtube, your audio caption blow.

[Gamer4Ever727]

you should of shot her when she was walking away

[pinklipstick925]

Turn on CC...enough said...

[OPSxSoldierzZ]

asa stupido chica

[Phorsakyned]

I'm Commander Shephard, and this is my favorite alien to punch on the Citadel.

[ZACKFAIR1205]

@Phorsakyned Ummm, she's human.

[UltrarubikXD]

@ZACKFAIR1205 Shepard doesn't think so

[CptBomBom00]

yes she will be in the game again.

[amokk94]

if i start my ME 2 career by loading the ME1 char, will this women show up to punch her again?? :D i swear its my fav part of the game:D

[paganini799]

She's from FOX news

[ILikeToShootZombies]

she WANTS to get punched

[666CountDracula]

i did the same thing only they gave me 5 renegade and 2 paragon

[DJmcWAFFLE]

me1 right hook

me2 jab

me3 STRONG PIMP HAND WITH THE PINKIE OUT

[ChristiaanL14]

I thought she was going to say "but only my husband does that." Wasn't expecting the SoB.

[dragonforks93]

She will have a suit of power armor and a reinforced steel helmet for Mass Effect 3

[rmack1205]

i do this to every bitch that crosses my path and i tell them to stay in the kitchen

[NegaZxyz]

In ME3 I wonder if she will runaway screaming.

[Iqhwaluma]

ББПЕ. Все правильно сделал! ®

[blackswordsman89]

Punching her is a bit funny the first time, but I don't do that anymore.

First, because I think it's a lot cooler to verbally own her.

Second, because I'm disgusted by how giddy some fucking neckbeards who play this game get about assaulting someone who is so obviously defenseless, to the point where they want to be able to shoot her in ME3.

That's just sick and stupid.

[fragman08]

@blackswordsman89 I really don't understand the objection here- The guy you interrogate later in the game is defenseless too, you have the option of killing tonnes of defenseless people as well. Hell, in the first you can cause a species to go extinct. Or is it because she's a woman or something? I hate the idea that women deserve some special protection, or that they're any more or less defenseless than a man or boy (both of which are legitimate targets in games and media)

[blackswordsman89]

@fragman08 You don't have to punch that guy to get info out of him, and yes, it is cowardly to beat up a guy who is strapped to a chair. That's also a Renegade action, which goes to show how shitty it is.

I don't know what you're talking about. When do you have the option to kill "tons of defenseless people"?

As for the Rachni, they have an history of trying to destroy the galaxy. I'm not saying you should kill them, but there's more precedent to it than punching a person just

[blackswordsman89]

@fragman08 because you don't like what's coming out of her mouth. Not to mention that she is a reporter and is doing her job, whether you like it or not. Reporters in real life do that kind of thing all the time just to cause controversy and get more views, and yet people like you take it everything personally as if she is the only one who is saying it.

While you're at it, you should go punching everybody else in the galaxy, because Shepard's opinion is in the minority.

[fragman08]

@blackswordsman89 Thanks for the civil response. It's far more than I expected from most commenters on youtube. I do think, however, being a disingenious reporter should earn you a punch or two, especially when they deliberately misrepresent the truth and ask leading questions to a predefined position (a la fox news) I like that you're consistent and not sexist in reverse, like a lot are. (Castration as comedy in films for example, wheras female circumcision would be banned)

[fragman08]

@blackswordsman89 I'm not arguing for more violence against women, just saying that the double standard is disgusting.

[fireblazzerx]

@fragman08 screw them.

women hit guys alot more..... i dont think they deserve any special treatment.

[fireblazzerx]

@fragman08 oh, women are more defensless then men.

but they dont deserve any special treatment.

women hit men all the time.... i say punch the bitch..... its what they deserve

[fireblazzerx]

@blackswordsman89 why?.... its funny.... its a game...... she makes you look bad on purpouse to the media.... it would be a great idea if we can shoot her in the next game!

do you say the same thing about the inerrgoations scene

[Simerxes]

0:36 Move Jacob!! your cluttering the background!!!!

[DarthCommanderPrime]

hope could do it again in ME3

[keyonipotts]

They should have given you an extra renagade option to smash her camera. XD

[cornuthaum]

Seriously, al-Jilani must be a Reaper in disguise. She gets punched by ME1 Shepard (unenhanced, strong human), a Krogan in ME2 (Krogan! They usually break people in half) and ME2 Shepard (who casually lifts metal T-beams and collector walls.)

She survives it all with nothing more than a stumble.

QED: She is a reaper agent.

[juggernaut725]

The transcribe audio did pretty good.

[captaincraker]

@juggernaut725

You told that package to assist the destiny of Cincinnati?!?

[PissingPeopleOff1]

@juggernaut725 "How long can these indians denounced in many ways and means"

Not picking on you, that the first fucking sentance.

[juggernaut725]

@PissingPeopleOff1 And the second, third, and fourth sentences were great.

[wlfmanjack]

whether i play paragon or renegade. I always punch her. And I cant wait to punch her in mass effect 3 :)

[tha117eXez]

Can't wait to do it again in ME3

[emoanimeducky]

In my opinion, punching that bitch IS the paragon option!

[strawdable]

0:44 yeah i always talk to my packages whe i get them from the interet

[ThatsBumblebee2U]

This reporter forever lol. The Shadow Broker dlc was worth it just to watch her get punched by a krogan.

[HisShadow]

'You presented your case very well on camera.' Wait so she thought it was a well put together discusion when I punched her in the face.

[KraigLicious]

I love how Jacob and Miranda take a good step back to get a nice view of the violence.

[ScottJackson117]

I got it! The reporter works for FOX!!!

[PchanStitch]

@ScottJackson117 actually, it's more characteristic for an MSNBC reporter.

[armyfromwithin]

Violence is the answer!

[swaryne]

ohohoho, everyone assumes that you're gonna be able to punch her again in the third mass effect?

My guess is that You'll go for a punch, she'll block it saying something stupid like "You CAN'T be going for that again..." , right before you knee her in the stomach.

[MrMuschiato]

@swaryne I hope you're right :)

[Throughthegates1]

@swaryne Or, with a high enough renegade, Shepard will say, "Oh, yes I am," and punch her in the face with the OTHER hand.

[StealthG6On18s]

In Mass Effect 3 she is going to be in a wheelchair.

[RyanEdge]

I'm commander Shepard, and this is my favorite disingenuous assertion on the citadel

[4B12power]

Looks like Commander Shepard's gonna have to smack a bitch!!!

[Dawgoalie2]

Mass effect 24:

Old lady reporter: sir, i have recieved word that you are now the bookstore owner in your retirement home

Old shepard: im sick of you, havent i hit you enough already!

Old lady reporter: i like getting hit. (winks)

Old miranda: back you bitch hes mine! *hits her with cane*

Old lady reporter: *moans* you broke my hip! Ill see to it barnes n noble hq hears bout this, your career is ov.. ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

[255gecko]

Shepard: No i don't remember

Reporter: Not even the slightest thing?

Shepard: Wait yeas i do this FALCON PUNCH

[TheNamelessCharacter]

ME3: "I've had enough of You!" *bang*

[mygrommits18]

you had it coming! now get back to the kitchen!

[TolHydra]

guys guys i finally get it that reporter works for fox news that's why Bioware hates her so much >:D

[020stevenleu]

Isn't this insanely funny? She did say "Your career is over!" to Shepard if she was punched in the first Mass Effect. Instead, Shepard died, his career is not over, and he even came back to punch her again.

[InsaneEric130]

This scene would be even better if he gave her a headbutt like he does with Uvenk.

[devilthrig]

ME3:i have enough,harbinger kill her!!!!!

*harbinger kills the reporter*

harbinger:leave the dead where they fall

[1NKxCH1LL]

Oblivion wood elf: "THATS TWICE YOU'VE STRUCK ME NOW!"

[jreezy18]

I'm starting to think every hates her, she got punched by a krogan too and went flying.

[020stevenleu]

@jreezy18 as well as kicked by a volus…Jesus, that's the fourth time somebody hit her in two games

[jreezy18]

@020stevenleu I hope this trend of her getting hit by someone continues in Mass Effect 3, maybe a tag team punch to the face with Shepard and Garrus.

[020stevenleu]

@jreezy18 Hell yeah, I'm going to be the first one there when she gets an OmniBlade to the face trying to interview Renegade Shepard.

[jreezy18]

@020stevenleu Hahaha! An omniblade might be a little much but then again she probably deserves it.

[020stevenleu]

@jreezy18 I just realized that this scene is doubly funny since NOBODY reacted to her getting punched by Shepard, except for Grunt [and his reaction was like "HELL YEAH!"]. Guess an omniblade wouldn't be too extreme as long as Shepard put it on low power. Or maybe a biotic fist to the face the way Samara killed Morinth. :P

[whitemask116]

@jreezy18 have you seen the easter eggs in the Shadow Broker DLC? she gets wailed on by more than a few people.

[jreezy18]

@whitemask116 I played the DLC and didn't even know about the additional videos. When I reach the end of the Shadow Broker DLC I'll be sure to check it out.

[TheMaccyT]

disingenuous, insinuations, assertions...shepard must of swapped his n7 gauntlets for an offhand thesaurus pack

ME3: Ive had enough of your disconcerting inculpations

[StealthG6On18s]

ROFL this is awesome.

[darkmrsaturn]

press 7 to punch her again

[merksperk2]

I get the feeling she's gonna be wearing some armor in ME3.

[devilthrig]

In ME3 i hope she will be the first victim of the reapers

[DPoilSPILL]

at 0:37 Jacob was like "oh shit somethings gonna go down I gotta get my ass outa here" then at 0:49 he was like "see I told you"

[pb19111]

ME:3- Commander Shepherd, many viewers are upset over your controversial decision to- I've had enough of your illegitimate accusations *pulls out M-920 Cain and shoots her*

[MegaUnoriginal]

if she interviews shepherd a third time, she's pretty dumb after being punched twice

[Sabohaque]

@MegaUnoriginal lol she tries to get you to punch her so she can publish a big story. That's why she says "nice."

[xmasterx451]

when the lady said nice at the end, it kinda reminds me of how bill hader and seth rogen were sitting in the bar with McLovin' and watching the punching scene over and over again lol

"that's bonified badass"

[15CUJO]

lol the Gale Weathers of Mass Effect. Bam the bitch went down.

[xenoghost1]

on me3:

commander shepard, how you reacted to the news of the atack on earth?

shepard punches the reporter for a third time

[TangosUSMC]

Everyone's punching her. Check the Shadow Broker's videos.

[TheOriginalElkstone]

I love the meaty sound it makes

[BioReaper0]

ME1: ive had enough of your snide insinuations

ME2: ive had enough of your disingenuous assertions

ME3: ive had enough of your mediocratic idiocy

[thetruemagicalnegro]

@BioReaper0

I like "I've had enough of your duplicitous proclamations," but your idea works, too, lol

[matthewthepirate44]

@thetruemagicalnegro i vote this for ME3

[MrSaveSGU]

@RareWeedProgam classic

[vc180191]

WHY DOES NOBODY HAVE AN ACTUAL VID OF THE SECOND TIME PUNCHING HER?!? If you did it in the first game, the reporter seems a bit afraid at first for interviewing shephard, and his comment changes to "Felt as good as it did the first time!"

[Renji1]

Watching the surveillance videos in the Lair of the Shadow Broker DLC. It seems it's not just humans that tire of this reporters disingenuous assertions....:)

[superkeijikun]

Report that, bitch!

[GGGINGE]

Shepard: " i wish i had done that the first time we met".

Me: " i did"

[9Mcgusto6]

Transcribed audio is pure, fucking, win!

[DarthBandeth]

Press 7 for falcon punch.

[rodthetruth]

ok now your just makin words up shepard...

[TheGoodShepherd117]

Funny how if you save the council she blames you for losing human lives, but if you leave the council to die she blames for putting humanity first. How like a reporter to always find a way to smear.

[RollerBall21007]

TAKE IT BIATCH!!

[MysteryNotes]

Lmfao. 50 years in the future and the muslim people are still a pain in the ass.

[mansoor619]

Enkindle her!!!

[DogPersonThing1]

o god... she gets uglier and uglier every punch.

[BFHKevin]

Shepard: I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions.

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

Reporter: O.o?'

Shepard: FALCON PAWNCH.

*Reporter falls of ground*

Reporter: You son of a bitch! I'll make sure everyone in the alliance sees that!

Shepard and Legion: Data unavailible.

[MsSoWhat12]

Pause, then press and hold the 7 key and XD

[mjcullen108]

Khalisa: always willing to take one for the team.

[metalmittens]

ZOMGAWD! Shepard uses big words. Snide? Insinuations? Disingeuous? Assertions? I dont even know what Disingenuous means.....

[mjcullen108]

@metalmittens GENUINE: for real, legitimate, etc.

DISINGENUOUS: not real, "I'm just running you around in loops with my words on camera so I can make you look shitty to the entire galaxy."

Pretty much, he's calling her a lying bitch. As if the falcon punch to the face wasn't enough.

[ddbb089]

Wow I thing bioware put it as a messege to FOX news LOL

[CharmieKid]

There is nothing quite like a lady getting hit.

[CharmieKid]

For some reason, the first few times I heard her introduce herself, I thought she said:

"Police have been seen in Algeliny's Westerly news."

I need to fix my ears......and my eyesight if I can't read the subtitles.

[6836644abc]

me1: FALCON PUNCH

me2:FALCON PUNCH

me3: ROUNDHOUSE KICK BY CHUCK NORRIS

achievement unlocked

OWNED..again...

-kick the reporters ass 3 times in a row

[RockLobster283]

jesus, she was accusing him of causing deaths. Who did that bitch think she was, Ann Coulter?

[BFHKevin]

THE REPORTER IS A SPY!

[1CJMac1]

I did this by accident and I don't regret it.

[Churmama596]

ME3: "I've had enough of your sporadic accusations!"

[envyVIPER]

@Churmama596 ME3: I've enough your I never asked for this.

[Kanefan2950]

wonder if she'll be back in mass effect 3 and if you can hit her again, if so i wonder what complicated language Shepard will use next

[sonicsega555]

OMG the close captioning got "disingenuous assertions right" right!

[gmodzombieteam]

i love that. i just love doing that. i laughed my ass off my self the first time XD i was expecting him to push her but then BAM! and i was like HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

[MegaMostawesome]

im commander shepard and this is my favorite assault on the citadel

[SiahRainmaker]

But I DID do that the first time we've met D:

[Meoouse]

In youtube talk

"Khalisah bint Sinan al-Jilani, Wesrerlund News"

is really

"how long can these indians denounced in many ways and means"

Seriously turn on the subtitles

[N1GASynagogueClan]

That bitch deserved the smack.

[ATGOD2]

ME1 : "I'll make sure everyone in the alliance sees that! your career is over!"

*Shepard's career is not over"

ME2 : "I'll make sure everyone in the alliance sees that!"

[Lumberjack12321]

You disingenuous assertions are gonna get you PUNCHED IN THE FACE!!!

[lulzeaterlol]

0:47

[TriggerHappyChicken]

I like Shepard because he hits women and he doesn't afraid of anything

[SubstancePrime]

"You told that package to assist the destiny of cincinnati"

Oh, youtube transcriber

[Kidcouger2]

If there was an Achievement for punching her in ME3 it should be called:"Not once,Twice but three times a lady."

[CTPAX92]

In Shadow Broker DLC you can see that punching and kicking(volus) has become popular on her interviews :P

[federalduckk]

@CTPAX92

lol yesssssss I was really amused by the surveillance vids and how every time you come back, there's a different video of her getting punched by someone

[eplemannen]

"How long can these indians denonced in many ways and means".

Ah, transcription, you faulty.

[Daverdare]

I wonder if you get a trophie if you punch her in all ME games.

[RagingUtai]

fucking shepard, u never. ever hit a woman.

[Kerns0Phoegon]

@RagingUtai

She deserves more then that. I'd shot her, being a specter and all.

[MrPersonalpronoun]

3 people have not had enough of her disingenuous assertions.

[Meevinman]

nearly pissed myself first time i saw this, totally unexpected.

[Seirios86]

i always click for the paragon/renegade specials, but wtf, u make my shepard punch a woman?! quickload, sry.

[sasuke955]

i was laughing so hard at this shit i had no idea he was gonna do tht when i 1st played this

[bollocks2who]

@sasuke955 Well, you should have played the first game(mass effect 1) Because in that one, he punched her too.

[sasuke955]

i was laughing so hard at this shit i had no idea he was gonna do tht when i 1st player

[1232487100]

ME1: Shepard: I've had enough of your snide insinuations *POW*

ME2: Shepard: I've had enough of your disengenuous assertions *POW*

ME3: Shepard: I've had enough of your fraudulent implications *PO.......you know what?......let's shake it up *smashes camera over bitch's head* Shepard: I wish I'd done THAT the first time we met....bitch...

[swifterthenu227]

But he did do that the first time they met...

[josephD32]

@swifterthenu227 True, but "don't remember, don't care."

You can't expect Shepard to remember everyone he's roughed up

[Raklryja]

Turn on captions, and you will see Commander Shepard told that package to assist the destiny of cincinnati

[Sagramorbald]

I loved punching her. I just miss the opportunity to gun her down.

Ah, on a sidenote... standard shepard looks? With all those SWEET customization tools? :(

[Luisin88]

son of a bitch x 2