Shaq vs Penn and Teller

[Superfuzzzay]

Mike Goldberg?

[leftovers0]

I felt guilty for laughing at "Shaq-tical"

[mbiscan94]

holy shit!!! I mean 1:20

[mbiscan94]

holy shit!!! look at the fat lady in the blue at 1:22

[xdir]

8:16 was that James Randi in the audience?

[barneybongo1212]

For once, Penn is looking up to someone

[antveticaa]

I love Teller's face when Penn calls him a traitor. It's pure 'What did I do? You just traded me for a ride in a jet!'

[vallieluvs2sing]

It's so funny to see Teller (short) next to Shaq (extremely tall!!)

[BlueMountainFog]

@vallieluvs2sing Teller is around average height(5'9), the other two are just beastly

[Talias2705]

i love how they show behind the scenes of liftoff to love

[ColdAsBalls]

shaq's song to memorize the routine is fucking genius. im totally going to use that technique hahaha :D

[michaelgrella]

Shaq and Teller's Bullshit, lol

[Shredderman186]

Shaq doing magic? Must... resist... Kazaam joke.

[TQuadded]

LOL. "Traitor."

[s33thr3w]

I Lawld when he said, "Everything about Vegas, has always been Magic."

[JeremiahCrow]

It's always the three of clubs.

[tuncer1234]

THREE OF CLUBS AGAIN!



[mdd2k8]

i didn't even realize that was mike goldberg in the beginning until i heard him at 4:19

[eap5000]

How did I know it would be the 3 of clubs

[SuaveTito]

Shaq: Aww, man, I have to catch a regular flight home.

First World Problems for the win!

[cmard96]

Shaq is HUGE .. ENORMOUS...GIGANTIC...GORGANTI­AN...

[mitcool100]

you can see the card in his hand at 11:03

[RaggedyCrown]

I thougt that Penn was tall

[GuIVslingerGaming]

@RaggedyCrown Penn is 6"7 but Shaq is GIGANTOR

[YouAreABunghole]

3 of clubs! Just like the original show! :D

[Jbeck153]

1:04 is that fat jonah hill??

[zenthex1234]

i'd like to see him challenge a videogame programmer...

[dukedase7]

Must be weird for Penn to look up at someome.

[dootchman]

wow not many people make Penn look short!

[JadedRockStar84]

Holy shit! Penn makes Shaq look not absurdly tall!

[papermariofreak64]

3 of clubs GOD DAMN

[MrROTD]

Shaq and Teller LOL

[MagorianAx]

It's odd seeing Penn look small...

[Guitaraviator14]

All those people are thinking, "Tomorrow night?! WTF!!!"

[AndyR2009]

I love seeing Penn being shorter than someone else.

[krnj65]

hmmmm... 3 of clubs again....

[PassTheMarmalade1957]

It's weird....Teller almost looks like a student standing next to Johnny Thompson!

[MrJriddle1]

I am ready to believe that Johnny Thompson is a ninja.

[Slow3urner]

"I admit I've got a bad short term memory" hahaha

[spicyxlilxman]

what a sore loser.

[iitzchiefin]

its alwayse the 3 of clubs with penn

[TheNamesWolf]

Assuming each girl gets around 15-20 cards, I assume that when penn gave them the cards, he used his and shaqs convo as a distraction, each girl looked at the cards they had and penn had marked a spot where he wanted them to put shaqs card, and then all he had to do was dribble. thats just my guess

[FTWization]

@TheNamesWolf eh... the girls were backstage and could have grabbed a three of clubs and put it on a mark OR grabbed an entire deck of three of clubs. this would be slight of hand instead of the more obvious looking at cards on stage.

[jakedizzle]

@FTWization Look at Penn's left hand at 11:02. He's already holding the card. Anytime you see the three of clubs Penn forced the card. You can watch some Youtube videos where Penn explains how he does that trick. It's pretty basic. He knows exactly what card you're going to get before you even pick it.

[TehUltimateSnake]

I'm surprised shaq didn't try to swing on Penn.

[The555MB555]

You Can't be no GOD DAMN SHERIFF SHAQ!!!

[mvmlube]

@9:56  MAN THE HARPOONS!!!!!!!!

[TacticalSerenity17]

Shaq. Is. retarded.

[juffan]

Always the 3 of clubs with Penn

[maximilianitoaguirre]

man how tall is penn?? is like 2mts right? shaq is 2.15

[queenofslurpees37]

FFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAILLLLLLLLLL

[doaralmeu]

and it is aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllll­llll ooooooooooveerrrrrrrrrrr

[SatanistSin]

"you show off"

LMAO! No shit Shaq. XD

[QofLife69]

hey it's mike goldberg

[UndeadPhalanx]

Shaq is an idiot

[billmilliganhisself]

It's not often Penn has to look up at anybody.

[GiaiTriChannel]

You can clearly see the card already stick to the basketball on Penn's hand 11:03

He just pretending to stick the chewing gum to the ball, the fact is, there was no chewing gum :D

Busted :))

[NormacHC]

Randi woot!

[boich812736]

This is the third Penn and Teller video I've watched where the 3 of clubs has come out.. CONSPIRACY

[NoNameC68]

@boich812736 Nothing is a conspiracy in magic unless you believe magic to be real, in which case, everything is a conspiracy.

[chaliehall28]

there's the 3 of clubs...you know what they are gonna do but as many times as you watch it you still cant figure it out. They are truely amazing

[ordiantakeover]

@chaliehall28 The 3 of clubs was on top all the time.

His "riffle didnt matter, because he picked the top card on 10:18 when he says 'right there' with his middle- and ringfinger of his right hand he slides the top card of the deck down to the second deck in his right hand :-)

[ba3cool]

JAMES RANDI FTW!

[sksksk213]

I thought this was Shaq vs Bj penn. the fuck is this. fuck this! dislike.

[SammmyNan]

I saw James Randi n the audience....win

[FooDanger]

8:14 James Randi... and he's quite a big deal.

[DraconicFury]

dude i saw james randi awesome

[ihaveanhp]

check out the whale at 9:58 with the white skirt :)

[RagdollRalph]

@ihaveanhp hehe. its not white, but I get what ur saying:)

I was going to write that comment but you took my idea from me before i even thought of it.

[HsushiKing]

@ihaveanhp Thats just a calf too. Trust me, whale biologist.

[WizzeeRascal]

Shaq and teller you got da herpes

[ThatGuy400]

Omg Randi is there

[Stoopidfan879]

First world problems

[SuperLemons93]

Penn: so what do you wanna do, you're gonna do a magic trick?

Shaq: I wanna cut somebody in half...

LOL

[Bass20HZobsession]

regular flight? oh u mean the first class that the rich people take? yea lol regular

[sasquatchfiddlestick]

i hatet his "trick"

[OhmgrownCron]

8:14 James Randi!

[folic4luv28]

SHAG & TELLER...Lool

[puttyhands]

@8:14!!!!! FREAKIN' James Randi. Awesome!

[Steveman27]

so shaq, you have to catch a regular flight home? big f'in' deal! A LOT of individuals have to do that all the time so don't act like it's all bad. you've got it pretty damn easy compared to most individuals with all those millions of dollars you have. and besides, at least you'll give individuals a chance to say hi to you on a plane.

[RobTiff0818]

@Steveman27 But us regulars don't require leg room for our 7 foot bodies. Just sayin'. lol

[toddriley32]

@Steveman27 How can you have a dig at Shaq? He has millions because he worked hard all his life to dominate the NBA for as long as he did. Just because you don't haven't accomplished anything with your life, doesn't give you the right to complain about someone who has.

[Steveman27]

@toddriley32 first of all, i HAVE accomplished things in life and i will accomplish much more in the future. secondly, he really is whining too much at the end and it's offensive to hear it from him. how many individuals can have their own plane like that? he's got t easier than he knows. just realize that i'm right in what i say. and as for legroom, there are airliners that have first class seats with a lot of legroom.

[boredomwillkillme]

09:58. Dear god it's a blue whale at the bottom of the screen!

[Phidel3]

James randy at 08:14 :D

[ijchael]

how did you do that? whered you come form?!

...well, thats my business. :))

[aGinnungagap]

always the 3 of pissing clubs with them :P

[thirteenfingers]

So cruel on that crowd!

Imagine thinking you were about to see something special like that only to find out you were missing out by a day. Ouch.

[Bulldog22031]

Penn actually doesnt look too small next to shaq. most people look soooo tiny. Penn is a really big guy!

[RiskyMethodz]

Shaq drew the 3 of clubs. Seems perfectly random to me.

[SadGargoyle]

Johnny has the same shirt in the picture o_O lol

[darwinkilledgod]

Not only did Shaq screw up the magic trick, but he was terribly self-deprecating which was really unshowmen like.

[kagezara]

@darwinkilledgod gee. its almost like he's a basketball player.

[JBL1TZ]

its goldie from UFC!

[xena91388]

Oh Shaq, Shaq, Shaq, YOU FOOL! Never mess with Penn&Teller! Everybody knows that!

[Mammothviking]

1:47 Monkey Room.

[madcon2re]

its allways the 3 of clubs with penn and teller

[lonogugeadult]

..that's my business

[Shamiterrific]

What the hell is that? Where are you going? Oh Shaq! You said you've seen this trick before. I know there is less oxygen for your brain at high altitudes but that was... wow.

[devilrox45]

"i gotta catch a regular flight home" XD lmao

[FantomL0rd]

What is the point of Teller having a cell phone?

[WardMeer]

@FantomL0rd it's the darndest thing, there's this new thing called text messaging. (it's only been around for a few years)

[isisdazs]

At :16...

Female anchor: ...did a little hocus-pocus with Penn & Teller.

Male anchor: That's pretty cool, too.

Female anchor: *shrugs* eh.

Anyone else catch that?

[LordBarrington0]

Shaq and Teller it should be Teller and Taller

[DarkerKn1ght]

3 of clubs, as usual

[theboyv]

Goldie!

[jeffox90]

this video is shit slow

[Mustyrat]

Listen.............. Shaq & Teller.

[automatonaphobia]

It was painful to watch shaq mess up that trick. that must've sucked so much for him.

[iamthegreastest1]

Shaq might be a nice guy, but i'm pretty sure he's a functional retard.

[ILoveTrannys89]

Shaq is the only man who makes Penn look small

[DRUsky6ft7]

@ILoveTrannys89 What did you expect? Shaq is about 7'1''...but Penn being 6'6''...he's still a big guy.

[ILoveTrannys89]

@DRUsky6ft7 lol yea that was to point of the post, that penn is really tall and only a freakishly tall man makes him look short

[speedfreak3721]

@ILoveTrannys89 i was thinking exactly the same thing hahah

[killazerg1]

@ILoveTrannys89

What does that make Teller?

[BelleAndTheBoy]

As soon as the 3 of clubs shows up, the trick is essentially finished. All you're left with is watching Gilette show off the punchline.

[snapf00]

@BelleAndTheBoy And the great thing about having it on video is how easy it is to see that he smacked the card on himself before dribbling the ball (which also explains why it's deformed around the ball, which wouldn't happen against the flat floor). =D

[Javjean]

@BelleAndTheBoy

Jillette?

[macmizzleable]

has anyone else noticed that in ever penn and teller card trick the card is always the 3 of clubs

[irishmanufan]

@macmizzleable apparently it is because black cards are easier for the tv camera to pick up .

[AlchemyOmega]

It's always the 3 of clubs

[TheMegayimyam]

why is it that every time pen and teller do a card trick it is always 3 of

clubs

[Fragacide]

It's always the three of clubs when he does a force. He wants anybody astute enough to of figured it out to also know in which tricks he's forcing the chosen card. It's just another form of them leaking an old fashioned trick of the trade like they always do. It's the same reason they gave shaq "Lift Off to Love" the trick that they always follow up with the same act, but with a transparent rocket. They won't give away their good ones, but they want to intrigue you enough to give you an interest

[EpicBlueSpikes]

teller innocently drinking tea, lol the look on his face when he said he could have the trick was priceless!!!! XD

[StyrofoamFarmers]

EVERY TIME ITS THE THREE OF CLUBS!

[DozerandDaisy2]

I think Shaq is the only Penn and Teller guest that is taller than Penn. O_O

[casioexz1080]

Teller's wins either way. And rightly so.

[Saraaah2112]

Awww, I actually love Teller! (Penn is great too)

and LOL at his face when Shaq asks him how the trick works xD

[gonufc]

I'm English and don't really know much about basketball. But does Shaq remind anyone else of Vogler from House and well... a bit of a bully? Though he does seem alright later on.

[Turtleluver26]

something about a man that never talks makes him really attractive!

[MyJustMeHere]

Shaq is massively tall and Teller looks tiny next to him :') .

[oxhpagor2]

why does penn paint is finger nail red?

[orangeathy]

@oxhpagor2 An inside joke. It's a little in depth. Google it.

[larukulunaseas]

shaqtus

[dixonhpboosh]

teller is like a ant to shaq

[kurukururock]

"You do magic?" HE'S A GENIE, OF COURSE HE DOES

[itsameeeeemario]

@kurukururock He should've made it rain cheeseburgers. SHAZAM!

[izaccy]

The Magic Legend

James Randi in 8:14

WOW !!!

[jacobcoolio]

and welcome on to the stage its penn and what ohhh its shaq and teller wooo

[magicboyb]

I think shaq is the only person in the world penn looks small compared to 

[cesear123456]

Randi is the man!

[WarOnSanity]

3 of clubs is Penn's card

[sethmusic]

that's the hardest i've ever seen randi laugh

[konothecook]

once i saw the three of clubs i laughed my ass off.

[1973mazdarx4coupe]

dont worry shaq, your accountant told me youll be selling that plane shortly and back in louisiana with bubba joe and laqueshia within 3 months after retirement.

[Camberwell86]

"I know nothing about magic. I know a little homeboy quarter trick where, you know, you throw it in your hand, and you get the kids to look away and you throw it away"

I want to learn this trick. ^_^

[wolfchicgalpal]

aww i feel so sorry for teller at 4:46, he is in character and cant say anything so he has to get some one else to do the talking ... (^_^) 

[FAILocracy]

What happened to KAZAAM?!?!?

[Emit79]

ITS THAT DAM 3 OF CLUBS AGAIN!!!!

[hypenote1406]

WHEN was this show? This has got to be the most buttfuck insane shit I've ever seen.

Why the hell isn't this on anymore?

[Wordlaw12]

You know shaq is huge when he can make Penn jilette look small.

[guitarsANDcars39]

dude it shouldve been SHAQ and LANCE BURTON vs Penn and teller. HOW EPIC WOULD THAT BE

[randomist92]

James Randi for the win!

[smashballbrawler]

8:15 What the hell? They had James Randi and they didn't even mention him? Also, what is it with Penn and the 3 of clubs?

[urigellarfan]

@smashballbrawler Thanks for the time there, I didn't even notice James Randi was in the audience!

[Nndaia]

@smashballbrawler

They use the 3 of clubs because it's easy to recognise on camera and from the audience. They do a few things with Randi, he turns up in their movies and stuff.

[BLSmagic]

@smashballbrawler Yeah that was cool to see James Randi. And I heard Penn say one time that the 3 of clubs was his favorite card and I was thinking...duh.

[mrfrosty8172]

@smashballbrawler they use the 3 of clubs with every card trick

[deltaxxzero]

@smashballbrawler the 3 of clubs is the easiest for the camera and the audience to see

[OfficialFlood]

@smashballbrawler They use it as their force because its easy to recognize on tv

[OfficialFlood]

@smashballbrawler they use it as their force because its easy to see what it is on tv

[lordspectre]

@smashballbrawler its cos its one of the easiest card tricks to do

[TheMrWoodLin]

@smashballbrawler They use the 3 of cards because it's easy for the audience and camera to see.

[PimpsUnited]

@smashballbrawler they choose the 3 of clubs all the time because they belive its the best card to reconise on tv

[koolanator]

@smashballbrawler I was just about to say "RANDI!" ha-ha. Whenever you see Penn and Teller there is almost always a James Randi cameo. (Since they're very good friends) 

[bazzatron666]

@smashballbrawler if its the 3 of clubs - it means that it's generally a forced card.

[uskiwis]

1:04 upshort. LOL

[tinyliney123]

Shaq did well considering he only had a day to learn the trick. Penn and Teller are awesome also