Brutus in "Love Machine"

[Mrtheseventhmoon]

Cock pushups. tortoiseLAD

[Fawful5]

Please post a video of him cumming. Jack him off if you need to!

[CatwomanJEDI]

His peepee looks like a flower!

[RawrRenax3]

so wrong on so many levels..

[tameka908]

Is he trying to do penis push ups? POSER!

[OhManItzMatt]

PARASITE COCK

[bderousse100]

what the fuck.

[pureownage333]

sorry mr turtle but my dick is bigger

[jad10003]

wtf? he's lifted by his massive erection! he's doing cock pushups!

[drclaw411]

tripod

[rmmann1]

"Look at my amazing cock...OH! Lettuce! Nom Nom Nom." 

[RhianonLee23]

Haha dearlord that was funny and disgusting at the same time!!

[RantingRuckus]

How the fuck did I get here from "turtle flips over"

[LadyOfDaGame]

WTF is he posing for play girl turtle edition or something

[AStaRLuV]

omg ... gross this video just changed my mind about getting a turtle

[h00mzi]

omg, my weekend just got worse:S

[RetardRage99]

whoah even turtle jizz is green. they are hardcore about being green

[Fere13]

@RetardRage99 JAJAAJAJA BEST COMMENT

[ri2008fir]

Awwwww... He needs a girl =\

[multack19]

wtf is wrong with the tip lmao

[LinaresMartin]

a la verga!!! esa madre esta mas grande que su pata!

[QueenLioness84]

That is the weirdest thing I've ever seen..... Didn't expect that one at all.

[SDSOverfiend]

Thats not a penis. thats your turtle insides prolapsing.. You better get him checked out.

[deadlobster2]

mario cant compete with bowser on this

[fdjizm]

How does he get turtle pussy with that thing? I mean literally how does he put it in? wtf

[SullySadface]

I can fap to this.

[louiseycheesey101]

CANNOT UNSEE

[SAMIMYS]

nice video editing ! the transition effect ended up to his little thing's head.

[TityMuncher713]

Ewww what the fuck I'll never look at turtles the same way again

[watchensee]

Ewww I'll bet that floor stinks! {:/

[italianmum]

cock push ups!

[jerseybabe331]

this..is...weird...

[RabidClone]

The day my penis is strong enough to lift my own body, that'll be the day.

[poppinbubbles1]

ewww..

[dondena21]

Was he urinating or was that semen? Wow! I didn't think the penis was THAT big! BIG!

[quarterpastcrazy]

Blastoise used water gun

[BaronFeydRautha]

that tort has it going ON shiiiiiit nigga

[kagasato]

wth is going on here? is that its dick? i tought it was its tail

[sum1pnay]

how the.. what the.. *turns head sideways* O.o

[ironicdevil666]

if you step on it what happen to his birdy? get squishy?

[RoryMcHugo]

Looks like something from Silent Hill.... run Heather, run!!

[joseph4616]

strong penis 0.0



[txturtlelytiger]

mine does that often , does it mean that he is in heat? he also shakes his ass when i touch him on his rear turtle shell

[rubbing2001]

he definitely came rubbing along the floor

[zingman56]

thats bigger than most asains

[Blinx56]

Shell seems to have some pyramiding :(

[IHave9Cats]

Im sure you love him dearly lol

[brudswick]

whats that on the end? if thats what turttle dick looks like, what dose turttle vag look like? freaky. oh course, this looks like the whole process would hurt alot, which explains why rapheal was always so grumpy.

[bigdaddydowning]

Speechless!!!

[EADizzle]

That'll keep the women from bucking you off!

[DarkSora17]

god... he can´t even walk straight...

[wolfgal93]

Oh.....my.....fuckin.....god

[ForgottenRomeo]

This freaks me out because any minute now he could drop and effectively crush his Johnson.

[Choccster]

Haha this is so wrong yet so funny.

[SeanFromCTD]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[redetrigan]

It seriously looks like something from "The Thing"

[KaiuKun]

It freaks me out how penises get this elaborate. When will nature go from flower-dicks to simple rods? O_o

[opiumized]

it's okay. linoleum turns me on too

[raiderxxxx13]

my tortoise did that yesterday and it fuckin freaked me out! i never seen torti junk and it was nasty. i thought an alien was taking my torti away...fukin shit!! i'm still traumatized!! i will never look at him the same.

[lemonrind]

@raiderxxxx13

Why didn't you give him a little tug?

[raiderxxxx13]

hahaha! to tell you the truth it scares the shit out of me!

[PeeboTyson]

@raiderxxxx13 Just ten minutes ago, my tortoise's was out. Scared the hell out of me, I thought his guts had been ripped out. I thought I was going to lose him.

[theo1307tog]

@raiderxxxx13 he was just in the love machine

[redfordforpresident]

@raiderxxxx13 The nuns taught us that sex was beautiful.

[elliotsgirl]

That guy is hung like a horse??? NO! he's hung like a tortoise!! lol!!!

[1024402]

what the fuck nasty ass head..lol...and i havnt heard that song when i was a kid...

[AirmanCylon401]

LOL when he's three wheelin like a lowrider! Seems to be having a problem with the hydraulics...

[nxkr3w]

I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF

WHAT THE FUCKFIO$#JF#F4g5

[catfishking1996]

a small child could get lost in there

[popetastic]

What a dick!

[catfishking1996]

how did u get him to perform