GERMAN ARMY FAIL... STUPID SOLDIER

[webhijacker100]

this is why they lose wars

[MrSculzi]

@iTripMEAT it's a sergenat you can see it on the arm... but it's an awesome aktion :) next time it is better he gives order to a private to throw the smokegr.^^

[Nudelsalatbomber]

"Ich nebel selbst!" - is a *ucking classic! of course you don´t do this kind of mistake with a real grenade!

[rickyvaj1]

It funny how you call him stupid and in the description you CANT EVEN SPELL STUPID YOU PUT "Stubid" AHAHAHAHAHAHA !

[Yjanahelpmepls]

oh a german video without "hitler" or "nazi" comments !??

ill do it 4 u guys !!

"nazi, nazi, hitler, hitler,"

"stupid german nazis mothafukkaz ahhhhhh"

[GinTonicdrink]

olololo think about jarhead the soldier freaking out and running into the training gunfire. that was fail

[kalibagun]

immer wieder geil zu sehen

[kLeRrks]

the best thing is that he said: "ich neble selbst" which means "i'll smoke by myself." xD

[JazzJaRa]

Der klassische Bogenwurf xDDD

[NoPityForaCowarDD]

komische haare hat der hauptmann da

[FishscatWoolSock]

Hahaha Germany.. all german men throw like girls.

[Yjanahelpmepls]

@FishscatWoolSock

hehe and all americans talk shit like spongebob

[DataExitus]

typical camper ;D

[ScansRevelator]

hahaha. shit happens all

the day.

[thegreencadillac]

like a boss...

[bigbrobee35]

That fellow better be glad that wasn't a grenade

[Kazobe]

Is it Einstein?

[usukker]

this is how soldires die in battle!! lol

[iTripMWAT]

@ theflyingstar11

Its not a frag, in german he say: i smoke self.... It is a smokegren. The idea is: he makes a smoke wall for his troops and they switch the position. And now they runs in position with out smoke= they are deathmens

[iTripMWAT]

The video is funnier, when you know isn't a soldier, its a stubit captain: its called on german "hauptmann"... Thats a realy epic fail for a company leader in a modern german army.... Hehehe

[larsorist]

@iTripMWAT no its not

he is in trainee or how you call it and they are just practicing

[B1LLVANILYBOY]

@larsorist then he is a stupid trainee during exercise , trainees in exercise maintain noise discipline

[SpartanNate007]

Mow your helmet bro....you can see better when grass isnt in your eyes

[TheFlyingStar11]

If that was a frag grenade...

[bazooka9303]

BAHAHAHA

[FishscatWoolSock]

ROFL! and people wonder why the germans never won any wars... ahahahaha

[PrickfrOmh3LL]

@FishscatWoolSock

In WW2 the Belgiums simply killed the Germans with water and let them drown to death when they invaded our country, i dont think they are comin back here anytime soon..

[iskmam]

@PrickfrOmh3LL

ok, die belgier sind ja auch die bekanntesten helden des ww2.Deutschland hat kein krieg gegen euch geführt, wir haben euch einfach nur überrannt.

[Yjanahelpmepls]

@PrickfrOmh3LL

ahhh the bad germans will rush ur country to takeover all the belgischen waffeln !!!!!

,d 

[RymKhalyd]

@FishscatWoolSock hahahahahahaha

[Hidekius]

@FishscatWoolSock

Never won any wars? Frederic the Great, Blücher, Bismarck, Alfred the Bear and all the others sure would like to hear your news.

So we can say the Germans never won wars since there are hand grenades. ^^

[JaromaBeats]

@FishscatWoolSock

If you live in the history, than LEARN THE HISTORY!!

aah stupid americans -.-'

[Elodiron]

why is it that under every damn german video, there is a 'hitler' and 'nazi' related comment fight going on? it's like getting reminded over and over again that your grandpa was a murderer. the newer generation of germans gets blamed for things that happened so many years ago. why can't we all accept that we are not like this.. it's fucking frustrating.

[BoyJewish]

THE MASTER RACE! LOL LOL! No wonder you got wiped in two wars LOL LOL

[funnyy98]

0:05 ich liebe dich???

Was soll das bedeuten?

[MalteAllDay]

@funnyy98 ich nebel selbst - i smoke(grenade) by myself

[GeorgePanagiotou1]

@MalteAllDay XD

[funnyy98]

0:06  ich liebe dich???

[Angelnot95]

@funnyy98 I'm sure he wouldnt be saying I love you

[billislois]

@ImProudtobeDutch THE DUMB FOOL IS YOU BECAUSE I KNOW MY ENEMYS LANGAUGE FOR SOME REASONS I CANT TELL.

[billislois]

@ImProudtobeDutch FUCK OFF SWEINHUND ARSCHLOCH HURENSOHN.I AM PROOF THAT WE CAN SPEAK MANY LANGUAGES.FICK DICH DU WIECHSER.du biest eine fette sau die alle fiecken.verschwinde du nutzloses nichts.

[billislois]

@ImProudtobeDutch PIGS IS THE SECOND NAME FOR GERMANS BECAUSE THEY LOOK AND ACT LIKE PIGS AND YOU ARE THE SAME.germans are su dum that they speak one language,they are so stupid and cant read,thats why their broadcasts have all the programs translated to understand.they cut and translate oscar nominated actors with fake german voices.this is king of stupidity.

[billislois]

@ImProudtobeDutch THEY WAY YOU SPEAK LOOKS LIKE from a 8 year old kid.i am an officer of special forces.i was i many schools to achieve that.so shut tha fuck up and kiss my ass fatshow.

[billislois]

@ImProudtobeDutch hhaahaha im not poor a as you.the only thing you do is chatting like a fatass all day long.GET A LIFE

[billislois]

@ImProudtobeDutch YOU WISH.italy spain russia and many more are in bigger scales.

[donutfiles]

if u have a ps3 friend MurdaJunky

[donutfiles]

hey if u have an xbox friend me MODDEDxCHEWxTOY

[flicony]

Nice hat.....

[Forrex]

"Ich nebel selbst" ... EPIC FAIL :)

[FlitkoSLO]

@Forrex Holy shit, I didn't even notice that at first! Haha, did he do it on purpose then?

[BastiMusics]

@Kensukekudo1

Hey thank u!Malaydia is really nice!

[billislois]

@ImProudtobeDutch every country is corrupt,you will see.

[tops1028]

It's called training for a reason...

[billislois]

YOU WISH

[billislois]

@ImProudtobeDutch YEA YOU REACHED DRUGS AND WHORES FUCKFACE

[gitarrist96]

That's me in Battlefield -.- 

[billislois]

@ImProudtobeDutch CHANGE YOUR NAME TO SHITFUCKER,YOU ABOMINATION.

[santiago13ful]

this video is EPIC ajjajajajajaja

[ReconSniperGuy]

luckly it was a smoke granade.

[mcniggahomie]

was hat der eigentlich für ne hippie friese :D ;)

[billislois]

@ImProudtobeDutch those bitches are dirty as shit,you must be proud for it because dutch women are pretty and you go with animals.MY CONCLUSION IS THAT SUCH WORDS COME ONLY FROM UGLY FAT SHORT DICKHEADS.if you continue this shit life you have no future.its very sad to like retarded like germans.

[GioTehAwesome]

@billislois You better look up on the facts in WWII, Uneducated you say? Why should America and Russia otherwise take rocketscientologists with them? They even had the best material of the time the only thing was they had a bad leader. They conquered France in 46 days so I don't think retarted is the word you should use.

[billislois]

@GioTehAwesome ROCKETS WAS FIRST INVENTED BY ENLAND BY Robert Goddard in 1909.THE FIRST JET ENGINE CAME INE THE 20s by Frank Whittle.the germans captured all the scientists from europe to make for them rockets and jets and many secret weapons.von braun was a copycat of them and with his secrets worked for nasa for the moon landing.

[GioTehAwesome]

@billislois Then look to the equipment they used. For example the King Tiger tank ''Even larger and heavier than the Tiger I the Königstiger (King Tiger) was the largest and most powerful tank released by German forces during the war. It had the firepower to knock out virtually any allied tank and enough armor to shrug off most allied firepower at the time''.

[billislois]

@GioTehAwesome as i said they captured scientists to build everything for them.

[ANRAL1]

HITLER SE HUBIERA DIVERTIDO MUCHO CON ESTE PENDEJO ..

[billislois]

@ImProudtobeDutch IF YOU LIKE THOSE DOG CAT EATERS YOU MUST BE A SHORT DICK MAN.HHAHAH YOU ARE RETARDED LIKE THE GERMANS.ps i know everything.

[facehighfive]

its funny how he evern thinks of looking to see if it will go off in the trench i would be f**king out of there

[billislois]

@ImProudtobeDutch you dont need girls,wow you need a man then.and not a jerk because i fuck turist girls because they come here for this.i know english,german,greek languages and world history and science.top this.

[tompolokcruise]

thank god that wasn't a real grenade

[billislois]

@ImProudtobeDutch I KNOW YOUR NOT ONE BUT YOU ACTING LIKE ONE.get back to your drug shit world and let as in greece enjoy your money with your wife's at the beach.ps get a life your non educated.

[ManosGreece72]

@ImProudtobeDutch Are sure you are Dutch ? Your English is terrible and most Dutch are fluent in English. It's propably because you more of those nice Germans.

[ManosGreece72]

@ImProudtobeDutch Yeah, be nice to the fucking Germans or they might flood your shitty country again.

[BlueyFromMelbShuffle]

Been there done that.

[billislois]

@ImProudtobeDutch HHAHAA GREECE GAVE TO EUROPE CIVILIZATION DEMOCRACY TECH ARTS KNOWLEDGE BEFORE 5000 years ago.germans 1800 years ago still lived in trees like animals they are.in 1940 greece won alone against italy and the germans suffered great casualties in Crete.Churchill said heroes fight like greeks.so go get a life german asshole.

[RPestel]

@billislois

fuckass, take my billions and shut up!

[billislois]

@RPestel OF COURSE I TAKE YOUR MONEY AND I SHUT YOUR WIFE'S CUNT AT THE BEACH WITH THAT MONEY,FUCKFACE!

[BastiMusics]

@billislois SO LET US FIGHT JUST US AND U WILL SEE

[LiO2992]

he says :upside down,>>> I even fog<<<

[billislois]

@ImProudtobeDutch FIRST OF ALL I AM A SPECIAL FORCES DRILL INSTRUCTOR AND KNOW MANY MANY THINGS ABOUT STUPID SOLDIERS.i was in germany for a nato training with many nations and germans got the fifth place in their own country.we got second after usa and 1996 we got first place.who is stupid now?

[BastiMusics]

@billislois Sauber auch wenn die dicken Griechen von uns schelcht denken, haben wir immerhin eine Ehre und Respekt vor Ihnen!

[billislois]

@BastiMusics ICH BIN KEIN DICKES ARSCHLOCH,aber ein commando der ehre.gut das ihr respect und ehre zeigt weil wenige wissen das griechenland die weste civilazition gegründet hat.

[BastiMusics]

@billislois Im seeing the commando of dumbness

[billislois]

@BastiMusics THE VIDEO SHOWS NOT ME BUT YOU RETARD.complain to the uploader.

[kingazadboss1]

yes stupidity hurts

[kleineJuli]

According to the comments here: Seems like there are still racists on this earth...No matter if german, american, etc.. ALL racists are stupid ! We are all brothers and sisters, living on the same earth. Stop this hate and war! Peace!

[lukum55]

@kleineJuli

Go get a job hippie!

[HellenicSniper1]

hahahahaahahahahah

[Damili1127]

thats how german lost 2 world wars :D

[PaokOrDead]

Thats becouse Germany lost 2 wars ;)

[TheHellenicFire]

Hahahaha bloody germans! We fuck their women every summer in our beautiful Greek islands!!

[PaokOrDead]

@TheHellenicFire swstos !

[542Damian]

@TheHellenicFire

My compassion.

[billislois]

@TheHellenicFire INDEED GERMANS ARE SHORT DICK SAUSAGES.they are non educated animals.a dog is smarter.

[Inlarocks]

@TheHellenicFire Its odd that you say that because Germany is fucking you and your entire country everyday.

[BastiMusics]

@TheHellenicFire aND GETTING MONEY FROM US AND SO ON SO ON AND FUCK GREECE AND IM NOT A RASSISME!!!PLEASE LEAVE EU U RE TOO DUMB FOR IT

[Hennig159]

@TheHellenicFire FUCK YOU POOR GUY!!!! GERMANY <3

[dirtydq1992]

nine!!!!



[Biodefeciency]

THROWING A GRENADE! INCOMING GRENADE GET DOWN!

[poutsas69]

the germans are the most stupid poeple on the planet!!!!!

[PaffensportFreak]

@poutsas69 and u are ??

[BastiMusics]

@poutsas69 thanks for ur respect and accept the german people

Hiroshima

[PauloCaetan0]

ATTENTION EVERYONE THE NAZIS ARE BACK!

[GUnitSeanAKAmong]

Fail no. 1) Soldier fails to throw grenade.

Fail no. 2) Video poster fails to spell stupid.

[DarrolMusambani]

ICH NEBLE SELBST! XD

[666thesnowman]

ahaha! grenaten!

[SpoOkyBeEf]

Thank god that wasnt a live grenade o.0

[Wollmilchsau1337]

oh now im proud being a german xD

[BastiMusics]

@Wollmilchsau1337 Und warum?Weil unsere Vorgänger Nazis waren?Oder weil wir als Spießer gelten und ja ich schäme mich, aber ich scheiß auf unsere Regierung

[Wollmilchsau1337]

@BastiMusics das war nen witz, ich versteh sowieso nicht wie man auf ein land bzw. auf personen die man nichtmal kennt "stolz" sein kann

mit nazis hab ich nix am hut, meine uhrgroßeltern waren normale arbeitskräfte und keine nazis von daher kann mir das relativ wumpe sein

und btw. das selbe gilt auf für schämen, du hast nix falsch gemacht also kann es dir auch keiner vorwerfen, wer es dennoch tut ist einfach nur geistig immernoch in ~1940

[BastiMusics]

@Wollmilchsau1337 Danke für Deine Antwort!Tja leider denken ein paar Engländer und Amis nich schlecht von uns und ich weiß nciht warum naja gut viele unsere Landleute werden als Spießer bezeichnet, weil sie schüchtern oder/und zurückhaltend sind.Und die dummen Leute zB unsrere Politiker oder auch ein Teil der Bürgerschaft stellen unser Land, als absoluten Mist dar

[Mehlwurm18]

:lol:

[trumpetman961]

lol he just stabds there and watches it xD

[chillymywilly]

I hate these comments about all Germans being Nazis. People don't get it.

The first country the Nazis invaded was their own. Most of the Germans were not Nazis. And the great majority of the Nazis were forced to become Nazis. What would you have done if they said we will kill your faimily unless you join?

[BastiMusics]

@chillymywilly Thanks!

[evoking12345]

This isnt funny .... Its just GERMAN !!!! XD lol

[BastiMusics]

@evoking12345 Dummheit tut weh, was?

[UtdMan4eva]

call of duty

[crawlbehind]

thats why they lost WW2 xD

[BastiMusics]

@crawlbehind hahahaha... dumb

[oldhaggus2]

that happened to my uncle but with a real grenade, im not joking



[MyNameIsMrTroll]

So this is why germany lost the war..

[MassiveFoot29]

trooooooooooool

[UnderlinedDesigns]

I will get out when it out when it explodes....Wait....BOOOMMM!!!­!!

[MrMaKnuth]

ok, wie schafft man es eine rauchgranate gegen einen baum zu werfen? :D

[Kevn3000]

must be ronald mcdonalds younger brother

[MrTwiggy93]

he should be lucky that this was not a frag grenate......

[iibKaradesh]

muhaha rofl epic

[kensukekudo1]

why all of u hate germany?

[grou28]

@kensukekudo1 because thez are just douchbags !

[stalkka]

@kensukekudo1 I don't, I love germany :)

[kensukekudo1]

@stalkka yes i love too! but im not germany.!

[BastiMusics]

@kensukekudo1 thanks, Im a german and im not happy about this comments but u are showing respect and that is social from you...thanks

[kensukekudo1]

@BastiMusics Yes.! Welcome too.! I have many German Friends..!

Im from Malaysia..

[DarrenJamesWinsett98]

Haha!!! Germans throw like gay bitches!!!! Hahahaha!!!!!!

[gmodzombieteam]

@DarrenJamesWinsett98 funny how this could happend to every 1 else too. shit happends. this was just caught on tape

[R13121994]

SIEG HEIL !!!!!!!!

[Brickstudios12]

he's like "ah shit"

[HooaahDahm]

who put that tree there!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[zero00tolerance]

AHAHHAHAHAHAHA i laughed sooo hard at this.. this is like a funny ww2 movie where the nazi soldiers are clumsy and cute

[Sn0ww1]

@zero00tolerance dude ww2 isnt funny a shit also were in fucking modern times? get it? so stop talking about the past people like you make me sick -.-

[zero00tolerance]

@Sn0ww1 no fuck uuuuuu i said this reminds me of the comedy movie of WW2 ... u know the Charlie Chaplin guy and such black and white movies ? get it retard.. u fucking idiot dont go and talk shit to me.. just like that.. U make me sick.. dumbass

[Asleepymystikal]

imagine if he had actually been in combat , and that were a live hand grenade,  damn,,,, lol

[xxxnanosinxxx]

1- Throw a flash

2- Fail the flash

3- LOOK AT THE FLASH!

nice.

[chukkyjr]

that's why he missed the Sergeant promotion

[lucas28468]

He looka down like oh shitt

[zanhonhz]

Ok what is WITH these long comments?this is youtube people, not some political warzone

[wordslikeheartbeats2]

did his legs blow off or no?

[FruchtEimer]

Wtf ist das in Stetten ? Ich glaube ich kenn diese Stimme irgendwo her..?

[chaliria]

LOL hahahahaha

[TheLLLIIINNNUUUSSS]

@badur77 people like you make me sick!! In germany are fewer nazis than in other european countries! I am german.i dont say that the germans werent cruel in ww2 but you cant say something like that about a country you dont know! I guess you ve never been to germany !

[ROSTFREIo]

Badoer 77 does exactly what the Nazis did. 80 milion people prejudge. your logic is embarrassing. you have no idea of our military. only pub talk. studying ...? Nooo ... I think he is malicious.

[steiner1203]

He's not stupid, he just accidentally hit the tree. Jeez :|

[sebrus33]

In 1939 - German= Nazi, that's true, and don't explain yourself.

[badur77]

History shows us, that the German soldiers are good in doing one thing: killing the innocent civilians.

During the World War II that was their bread and butter - to kill as many children and women as it's possible.

This is typically German - to take advantage on the innocent civilians, and hide out when the stroger opponent appears.

Germans by nature are cruel, merciless animals, so is their pathetic army

There will be no peace on the planet Earth, until that crimeous nation is exterminated.

[BothtaweeKelly]

@badur77 Not all Germans are like that. I have a few German friends I have known for as far as 5 years getting to know them, they clearly are not Nazi's & when you ask them if they hate Jews, they get extremely offended because that as well as your belief caused from history is discrimination against a group of individuals (I took law class :P). Just because one person did something wrong that makes you believe that the rest of those people is like them can get you sued for emotional effects.

[BothtaweeKelly]

@BothtaweeKelly And if I am correct, the Falkand Islands are part of the UK.UK is part of NATO so you are friends with all the North Atlantic Countries which includes Germany. The purpose of NATO is if a NATO country is attacked, the rest of NATO will help deffend that country, even if it is Germany. So if Germany is attacked, UK (Including Falkand), Canada, US, etc, will go and help deffend Germany. I am a huge fan of NATO and will help deffend every NATO country regardless of past.

[Ursenfuns]

@badur77

lol, you're from austria I guess :D

[Nesembria]

@badur77

would you please give me some example of where "history" shows us how "all" germans do...the things you have listed up...and please...proven facts not the things you want to believe

[xboxgamerman]

@badur77 do you notice how much you sound like hitler saying that

[Trashcansam123]

@badur77 Ironically that's something Hitler would say...... i really hope your a troll, I can't even tell if your really really really really really stupid.

[Picklezorz]

@badur77

You are scum. How can you judge a nation for what happened over 70 years ago? You do realise that the way they lived back then is now frowned upon nowadays? Also, you cannot blame their army for what their leaders made happen back in WW2. They were taught that the allied forces were evil. Also, the jews were exterminated by the Nazi government, The SS and the Gestapo (none of which exist anymore, if you're as retarded as you're making yourself seem) NOT the German military.

[aintnopity]

@badur77 you have no idea what you are talking about, youare a disgrace for human kind

[pvslv]

jajaja menos mal que no era con granadas reales jajaja

[isaazman123]

if that was a real grenade he would have been fucked

[Invalid0range]

I will attempt to speak their language: ahem...co za asy?

[GodOfAmmo]

@Invalid0range

Do you put that on every video on here. And if this is German Army, why does saying "what for aces" in polish have to do with anything?

[strongbadfan1]

if tis was cuonter strike any 1 wuold say BWAHAHAAHAH noob

[SuperBeagleTW]

why he looking at it???

[ROSTFREIo]

Und bis jetzt hatte die USA nach dem 2 Weltkrieg keinen Gegner mit gleichwertiger Bewaffnung. China oder Russland würden euch erledigen und deswegen traut ihr euch auch nicht die "Freiheit" mit Flugzeugträger dort hizutragen. Ich lach dich aus.