SideScrollers - "Two Birds With One Testicle"

[PSspecialist]

And besides I'm sure those kids in Africa wouldn't care. I would easily eat any kind of meat if I was starving to death! LOL

[PSspecialist]

That's why I love Craig! (No homo) He has the balls to say that stuff. And it's hilarious!

[sonicrocks2098]

lol elder scrolls 5

[AgentZombieMan]

SAINTS ROW BITCHES!!!

[ACrum24]

What a feast lmao

[ITorke191I]

33:45 Triple facepalm, lmao LOVE IT!

[targetdemographic]

im not easily offended but craig that was wrong on all levels

[DevilRebellion]

I love how at 32:19 Craig mentions that people eat cow balls, because cows are female. :P

[Geno746]

He should use it as a bouncy ball. Just like in Sout Park.

[WickedRob1]

3 words for you butthurt peeps out there

GET OVER IT!

[Lucario1121]

Someone please get that balls for africa part in a video that made my whole weekend lmaooo

[MyInterwebs]

It's not really Craig's fault, he probably didn't do so well while he was in highschool and I very much doubt he has gotten higher education... He is literally too stupid at the moment to know better...

[ITorke191I]

@MyInterwebs or he was ya know, was joking.

[MyInterwebs]

@ITorke191I trust me, He was not...

[zrpm]

@MyInterwebs Craig actually has a Bachelor's degree.  I believe it was journalism but I'm not sure.

[MyInterwebs]

@zrpm That's quite surprising, although he is definitely not creating a good image of whatever place he graduated from...

[bobsteveandcarl]

i am g1 emboba -hadouken man wooo

[DevilRebellion]

For those of you offended, angry or disappointed in Stuttering Craig for his behavior with the feeding of the giant human testicle to Africa: TAKE A CHILL PILL!

Listening to this was the highlight of my day. I could not stop laughing! Screwattack would not be what it is today if it wasn't for all the inappropriate behavior. This is why I love the internet! TRUE Freedom of Speech!

And besides, this is a podcast. During a video commentary or a podcast, opinions are never necessarily true! Okay?

[2hottie89]

Way to go Stuttering ASSHOLE! You just lost all Screw Attacks black subscribers!

[GAMMAWARTOOTH]

@2hottie89 dood who gives a fuck just because ur black doesnt mean ur african im african and this doesnt offend me so stop being a pussy am african and white u idiot this really isnt that offensive its funny

[HomicideZero]

@2hottie89 I'm black and i'm still subscribed.

sooooooooooooooo.

[riajspy]

Craig is so Racist ..... that' was Hilarious !!! hahahahha

[Jaguarkick]

OMG!!!! This was hilarious and random!. Balls , Africa, food. Very funn and brave.

[2hottie89]

@Jaguarkick He would be brave if he actually went into a crowd full of black people and said "LETS DONATE A GIANT TESTICLE TO AFRICA!" I would love to see the results of that! To bad its always pussies saying things they cant say to people in real life over the internet! I'm not even black and I find this offensive!

UNSUBSCRIBED!

[extremegamemaster]

MOAR HATS!!

[fmradioguy101]

The UK gets Catherine in November... but Uncharted 3... *throws money at screen*

[stevoisiak]

9:30

THEY GET MORE HATS

[Sinekyre14]

THIS is the most hilarious episode ever! People in Africa would love to eat his giant testicle, hahaha. Nice one.

[mangaassasin]

the sun... to educate people outside the UK,

the sun is a newspaper in the UK famous for brilliant headlines, some 'unique' stories about anatomy and "page 3 girls".

[SmashMastr98]

i love how jared's head turns when Craig starts talking about eating balls! lol

[Gerrari27]

omg craig, what if the man has an std? you'd be killing africa not saving it :p thats raw :O

[anniekrul]

new hardnews you guys

[DjFiremind]

I'm buying about ten games in Gamevember.

I only need one kidney, right ?

Right ?

[8void8]

u'll eat giant balls in hell Craig lol

[jozefthedick]

LMAO Craig

[Animesk8ter12]

Craig... Holy Jesus. XD

[ABOhiccups]

Where is Top 10 Scariest Retro Enemies?

You said that Craig! at 4:14

There are three reasons why you Trolling us.

1. You said Top 10 Scariest Retro Enemies will be on GameTrailers on Friday. But Today is Saturday and there's no video. :-(

2. You did not put EarthBound on Top 20 SNES Games. Because EarthBound is one the Greatest Video Game of all time.

3. You SUCK!!!

[Arausito]

Craig is a sick fuck

[PushMyCarr]

24:25 They just skipped over Skyrim. Noooo... :( That's the only game I'm excited about. ;( *cry*

[gold3263301]

@PushMyCarr For me, they also skipped over Dynasty Warriors 7: Xtreme Legends, unless that's actually coming out on December 1st rather than November 15th like it says on Gamefaqs.

[blackhawkgod]

well Jared is the "Rapemaster"

[frankhaggar97]

craig; im`dissapointed at you.... funny podcast thouhg

[wajikay]

assassin's creed revelations!!!!

[2dayoffvlogs]

they push their website way to much

[PJSproductions97]

Wait, Ratchet and Clank all 4 one came out?! Why did no one tell me this?!?!

[UltimateSackboy740]

I live near dallas tx

[kellykernaghan]

quit rippin off Vsauce.

[datafail13]

pause at 33:00 jareds serious face

[TobiasIoD]

Kung-fu panda is a Pandaren Wannabe

[jakfolisto]

33:47 Double FACEPALM

[OllyBlog]

Pokemon Colleseum should be the mystery game :|

[VeemonKing]

32:17 to 32:30 is the funniest shit i have ever heard

[rodrigoYK]

where's the "fucking awesome" button?

[volvo145]

Jared looks so offended and serious when craig jokes a little, come on, Screwattack is not supposed to be all PC: You can joke about everything, Hitler jews osama 9/11 eveyrthing.

Get the corncob out of your ass Jared.

[BlackFuryFx]

@volvo145 corncob? lol

[Tarviti73]

Rapemaster costume?

[BatmanEqualsAwesome]

I always like it when there is a long Sidescrollers.

[TFreeMarioBestFriend]

I pre-ordered Super Mario 3D Land, but I don't have a Nintendo 3DS.

I did it for the tanooki suit Mario key chain.

[RedWolf3487]

Hard News isn't my favorite segment. DON'T KILL ME!

[aomega6]

I lack a PS3/360/3DS, and my PC isn't that great. So I'll be getting Skyward Sword definitely. Personally I'm glad I'm getting to skip this holiday game-rush season... It gives me more time to play Stalker.

[Mundusthe42nd]

As far as the gladiators...

YOU FORGOT STEVE URKEL AND MR. WINSLOW

[theonidood]

3-D Land, can't wait.

[libbyandtai]

i think you allready scared some kids today Craig LOL

CANI BALL ISM

[stabakoder]

Mac laptops lulz

[QuackerMan45]

in the new logo, you shold make the S and A bigger than the rest

[ForgottenKokiri]

Who wants to see a video of the Crew scaring children?

[libbyandtai]

Homosexual Cani !BALL! ISM

[libbyandtai]

Jesus Christ Craig has Issues HAHA

[glthegamemaster]

SKYRIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM­MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM­MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM­MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM



[glthegamemaster]

First of all, LOVE the podcast :D you guys are awesome.

However, gamers using macs? Lolwut

[rygo111]

kung fu panda meats wow?

[Nin10donerd]

In November, totally Zelda:SS. But you guys forgot bout Sonic Generations (Both the console versions & 3DS version)

[xxXCalculatorXxx]

my balls suddenly feel really tight... :c DAMMIT CRAIG

[BuFufilms]

I though you were gonna say: "Specificity Spartan: Gets invisible when noone's watching!"

[Dragodemon000]

You've seen Jared the Rape Master...

Now we've got CANNIBAL CRAIG!!!

[kanarialintu]

32:28 i died laughing :D

[Zeldaschampion]

This has to be the very first sidescrollers that made me feel UTTERLY AWKWARD!

[GalaxYSmokaH4Trilli0]

Blame Craig for instantly losing all Screw Attacks black subscribes!

[QuintMarvel]

Yes. When you eat human's flesh: that's cannibalism. Makes no difference if it's another guys entire arm. or just the peeled off skin after a bad sun burn. It's cannibalism. No "and," "ifs," or "buts." It's just disgusting.

[tellytoy]

Ok, "rape master" has a replacement. "Lets feed a giant testicle to starving Africans!" Craig, 2011

[SunglassStu]

OMG you made it on screw attack.... congratulations...HAX! 

[QueenJneeuQ]

Tf2 hats lol.

[L1lBre3zy]

yuuuuuh Dallas Texas

[volvo145]

And Streets of Rage II for gte genesis is by far the best 24 brawker.

Eat eats Final Fght for breakfast, seruiysly

[volvo145]

Jared öppls sp offended and serious when craig jopkesa little, come on, Screwattac kis not suppsoe to be all PC: You can joke about everything, Hitler jews osama 9/11 eveyrthing.

[Riitje]

@volvo145 Even about your spelling

[FlavioZaBess]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA...Craig AWAYS A GOOD MAN xD

[volvo145]

That nard news intro is great, dont EVER change it.

[PSspecialist]

Uncharted and Batman AC are the only new games I'm interested in. And I'm choosing the GOTY rapist.

[BbClarinet3]

I live in Florida and I saw a story on the news, last week, of a father who punished his daughter by forcing her to sword fight him in medieval costumes.

[darkinertia2]

OMG will you guys get over the fucking back touchpad! holy shit you guys love the nds and 3ds and it has a useless dual screen mechanic and the touch screen is either gimmicked in games or used in some menu screens...its another tool that devs get to use if they choose to...i swear craig is the most negative and judgmental person ever lol

[WrathIsMe]

They talked about the mario game for like 4 minutes and skyrim for like 20 seconds >.>

[sosoishero]

They actually discuss about human testicle and cannibals OMG

[CodyDS1993]

uncharted 3, skyrim, and assassin's creed revelations

[drappke]

32:25 Craig, that is a bridge too far man... it is almost rascist but totally insensitive to the hundreds of people dieing from hunger everyday...

I don't ususally bitch about these things and most of the time I love the politically incorrect shit that Craig spews out and I have a huge laugh with it...

But this wasn't one of those moments...

[4thCaballero]

Have your headlines ready. Read off of the laptops for details. Fucking noob

[SonicShenmue]

Zelda

[Maximusmadrica]

Wtf I didn't know they're from Dallas Texas. Nice to know haha.

[fsmetal]

UNCHARTED 3!!!

[HeadphonesUK]

I can now never look at Craig again the same way after this weeks news desk

[twilitking2727]

Why isn't there a Panda Pokemon?

[ZUPERZOTTO]

@twilitking2727 There is a panda pokemon. It's called Spinda

[KamenGrayz]

@twilitking2727 Spinda is a panda pokemon kinda...

[fsmetal]

You played as one of the pandas in Warcraft 3 The Frozen Throne. Does no one remember that?

[Aussie27Legend]

That was quite possibly the most fucked up news desk ever.... I LIKE IT!

[Elrohirc]

Lost in Blue was SWEET!

Didn't get into the second one for some reason

[dylandude39]

Uncharted 3, Skyrim, Halo: Anniversary Edition, and Skyward Sword.

[QsKIIHALOIIWoWII]

Hey SG, i been watching your YT channel for over 12 months but i have to ask, Could you please add a hyperlink to just the screwattack site in the description?

[maperjack]

i think lost all respect for craig

[NikoG15]

i think i laughed to hard to feed africans balls even though its wrong XD

[glemmstengal]

lmao @ feeding his balls to africans

[cstewart2008]

HAHAHAHHAHA People in Africa might want to eat his testicle. That is now the funniest thing Craig has every said!!!!!!!!

[Radkennster]

I'm having a hard ass time deciding on whether to get Uncharted 3 or Skyward Sword....

[drryu67]

CoD, Uncharted 3, WWE 12

[thedecembomber]

I can't believe you guys are doing db sa exclusive homo. unsubscribe

[Yinyanyeow]

Craig----YOU..........ARE SICK! *feeling ill.*

[yodadude666]

You forgot Serious Sam 3: BFE.

[TravisGoss2011]

Super Mario 3D Land and Skyward Sword FTW!!!

[Dbaglb]

Gamevember??

[Dawngaward0110]

YES MORE HATS :D

[Fiercepirate]

Craig, how can you, as a wrestling fan, give bonus points for dressing as Mike Adamle, the worst Raw GM in history?

[joshyohman]

I couldn't help but reminisce about Micheal Scott when Craig made the joke about African children eating the giant testicle. Clearly, Craig should have replaced Steve Carell on the Office.

[cyclo1224]

SKYRIMMMMMMMMM !!!!!!!!!!!

[kylethemerczilla]

SAINTS ROW THE THIRD!!!

[GizmoGames]

i agree with Craig at 9:12

[FonzysRevenge]

Sonic And Skyward.

[ToonamiFaithful]

Jared's face at 32:27. SRS BSNS

[MrInfoJoe]

what u wont be there, how will i give u all ur coat hangers DX

[TheHDBailly]

Thumbs up for Skyward Sword

[MrRPeaper]

WOW, I can't BELIEVE the birthday challenge for the next week isn't to dress up like a guy with a giant testicle! Unbelievable...

[ivajdavis]

skyrim FTW

[TheHunter14792]

why are they so sensitive to shit craig says

[100megayoshi]

Carnival Games: Wild West 3D is going the best game released this November.

[robert13th]

Sonic.

[foxw00d]

Kung fun panda was a good movie.

[monkeylemur]

chad is waaaaaaaay too anti-3DS despite not owning it nor knowing anything about it.

[hellomgatao123]

i was expecting craig to make the g1's dress up as the testicle guy lol so dissapointed when he didnt make it as the picture thing

[rmysterio80]

ahg....it hurts me when they talk about Cod

[fsanchezrodriguez3]

damn Craig no thats just wrong but still kinda funny

[cwooddirector]

Yay I was on Sidescrollers.  I'm Animol.

[FightingJEDI]

They are on the ball today! 

[DarthKorig]

yay im in this!! go girls!

[cowhobozrule]

SKYWARD SWORD

[gamerdude2002]

I messed up I thougtht you where wiz and boom stick

[gamerdude2002]

Boom stick wiz don't let your fans or subscribers know your ral namer or facer and where you live

[falloutboy97100]

SKYWARD SWORD GOD DAMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dravin663]

Yee Godz. You guys really have to get tazer out when Craig gets like that. There is a line and wow did he cross it lol. Still funny, but dam

[Tranceplant82]

Jesus Christ Craig... LOL! You're so stupid. :P

It was funny but so wrong... haha!

But you wanted to know what people will get on GAMEVEMBER... well, just a few games, because i'm not a rich bitch... UMvsC3, Halo AE and Skyward Sword.

[VideogameMastah]

wait i just realized: if the pandaren are both factions

How the hell does pvp work?

[gamehuntertom15]

SKYRIM

[GreenDay301]

can I please stop making coat hangers?

[JohnnyGameGuy]

@GreenDay301 Jared needs the coat hangers for his giant coat hanger robot.

[warthur8]

@GreenDay301

Thou shall make coat hangers when Jared says it!

[spideyman2099]

the discription says Arkham Asylum just thought i would let you know

[TheAffronted]

why doesent that man with 1 ball go to canada and get it removed for free!

[Ryutarockz]

Skyrim, Ultimate MvC3, Zelda Skyward and King of Fighters Xlll

[devilzorex]

zelda

[Fdatubeofyou]

Skyward Sword, SMB3DL, Sonic Gen, Kirby(probably), Halo

[hakkai999]

Craig has a twisted sense of humor.

[bradster3372]

mw3 sonic halo possible battlefield

[Latinkid2711]

O.o Craig is a fucking clown!

[Tik1115]

"Uncharted 2 is the best PS3 game out there"

I know its opinion but...what about Valkyria chronicles

...?

[nunchuk28]

@Tik1115 don't worry, you are not alone there man. Valkyria Chronicles is also by far my favorite PS3 game so far.

[IkeVanDykeLmS]

THANK YOU

I still weep that I am unable to play 2 and 3 because I don't care for the PSP T_T

[thenick891]

wait, what about dressing up as a giant testicle?

[KeisukeNINJA]

SKYWARD FUCKING SWORD!

[wCRONUSw]

What the f$%* Craig! Really!?!

[hackmasterhand]

What's your Crash Bandicoot game?

[ItsBigBoiJoe]

Anyone notice that in the description, it says "REVIEW: Batman: Arkham Asylum" instead of Arkham City? Just letting them know, that's all.