How to fly a boat in Just Cause 2

[Anevilglare]

Any advice

[joostevens]

@Anevilglare It's a mod/trainer you have to use to get stronger lines.

[Anevilglare]

It will not work for me it just snaps the line each time

[ig0tsh0t]

Happens to me all the time!

[Ollie1405]

Why didn't the terrorists thought about this?

[NerfTwins1337]

You'd better watch out, that boat with no motor is catching an engine fire.

[LegoMovieMan44]

Aye, Ye sky blubbers.

[TerrorificTheJack]

Osama bin laden 

[archyzz]

Real life uses boat on airplane. It's super effective!

[foxh8er]

Getting to work - Chuck Norris method. 

[sledjunkie227]

is this a computur game>

[MrAmonus]

@sledjunkie227 all consoles and best of all PC yes

[GoldenOnslaught]

Its a bird, its a plane, OMG ITS A FUCKING BOAT!

[risingthedead1]

OH NO ITS THE FLYING DUCHMAN!

[JJO117]

pure genius he should be the next Iestine

[awesomen8r]

original design for mile high club

[TheCleverJon]

I'm ON A BOAT!

[XDSilvestrie]

i wonder what the people under him r thinking

[gorezombiez]

If there are Hookshots in real life, then I would love to try that.

[TimothySpink]

thats right you get a umbrella and a coat for 39.99! but wait theres more! call now and get a free lesson ro how to fly a boat!

[phantomcheetah1111]

i tried in real life and it failed

[NinjaWee]

Meanwhile in Panau...

[pineapple5797]

10 ppl can't fly boats

[Crallium]

I don't know what's so special about this.

This is how I get to work everyday.

[MegamanZ9000]

@Crallium Hello. Are you Chuck Norris' pupil? Cause I need some lessons

[Crallium]

@MegamanZ9000

Nah, I'm not his pupil, I'm his beard.

[MegamanZ9000]

@Crallium That's even better! Any beard have arms except you, right?

[DMSComedy]

I can see the headline now: "Man dies when boat crashes into mountain"

[PokemonPageDS]

my hook keeps detatching plz help. nice video :D 5/5

[gravityphantom]

so that what happent to all air plan they crash



[6DartMinecraft9]

lol



[thepimentel65]

drunk ass pilot crashes right into a mountain

[aalex794]

dude thas soo effingg funny :)

and nice vids love them :)

[meep1000100]

why drink and drive..

When you can smoke and fly?

[TheDrezden42]

Strongest substance on earth? Rico's Grapple cable.

Why do this? Because Fuck You, that's why!

[twoleggedbeast]

IMAGINATIONNNNN IMAGINATIIIooonNNNNN ImmmmAAAGgggginnnnAAATTTTiiiio­oooNNNN

[Jerbsinator]

"We're going on a boat ride on Everest, wanna come?"

"Sure sounds like fu---WAIT A MINUTE?!"

[Wangpi3ce]

Rico: GRAVITY IZ INERT!

[nerderland007]

NICE



[MikeMikko1122]

Can you make a video doing that in real life? :D

[BoysOnTramps]

and this is where they got peter the pan idea from

[supdogq1]

hey i had the Awesomest idea evar!! put loads of triggered explosives on the boat, then jumpout press f then hold down the right mouse button! :D

[TheJorens]

For me the palne usually crashes in the trees next to the runway XD

[partygirl2371]

good idea if ropw breaks u dont have to swin back to land

[ek0rren]

that's not kind to the people who toke a flight in the night i swear one of them were "WOHO i'm going to hawaii or wtf it's called, i can't wait to we get there" BOOM. "wtf was that" *open window* *sight* "FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCKKKKKKKKKKK"

[SkyBreak84]

Wow

[MRnoRULESzz]

Am sure that pilot was given license by a Corrupted guy :S

[NetSandwich]

Three wordz L O L

[JayyzillaProductions]

Its like fucking Harry Potter all over again... But with a boat!

[MuZiK4LiFe01]

its peter pan! :P

[JamesS434]

the now version of a zeppelin

[qwertyyuiope]

"I drive a corvette!"

"You joking? I fly a BOAT to work every day!"

[fordmustang500kr]

FAIL

[MrMinecraftfanatic]

okay it was the boat xD

[MrMinecraftfanatic]

does the plane always crash into the mountain? or was it because of the boat lol

[starguy13]

that pilot was determined to fly that plane no matter what.

[superchicken801]

wtf how the boat smoking its made of wood no f***ing engine

[ePiKSneeze]

@superchicken801 that boat has an engine, or else it wouldnt move

[RabidDog51]

that plane driver must of been on the meth

[AvengedSevenfold2k10]

The ending was hilarious... That pilot REALLY wanted to take off...

"Fuck that tug boat im takin her up!"

[miauw1999]

that plane at the end must have been like WHAT THE FUCK?

[neffyay]

hahahaha you took the plane off the runway



[joshuaelliot2020]

i like the ending!

[wen745]

isnt reely fly a boat is it!!

[chris2062]

@iTrollingLiekABaws Hey fat fuck get a life and stop commenting on people's errors I hate people like you rofl. 

[hyperspacedog]

aaahhrrr the flying duchman it is

[aonfluxx]

usa ppl: OMG! ITS A BIRD! no ITS A PLANE!... WAIT IS THAT A BOAT???

ppl in panau: WHOA ITS A BIRD ITS... oh wait... its rico again.

[TheMojo1810]

the true definition of an air boat

[chris2062]

Day Jones Lockerr !



[iTrollingLiekABaws]

@chris2062 It's Daivy Jones Locker" dumbfuck.

[RTO41]

**Panau Channel 5**

And we have receive some news.A Boening 747 has go down in the mountains because a psyco hang his boat from the plane.Only the psyco survived.

**Panau Channel 5**(news of the night)

Few minutes ago the same psyco of this morning has provoke the destruction of the airport's control tower and another Boening 747.And yes,he has survived...

[Illier1]

SO thats what happens to the planes...

[aalex794]

dis iz fuking funnyy! :)

[eviltube1111]

the crazy shit you can do in this game is so bad its good

[Holhander]

2:23 best. day. EVER!

[RisingB0ner]

Apparently flying a boat is illegal in many countries

[imdynamite100]

Pilot: why dont we just fly into a mountain?

[headcrabable]

Pilot: YES WE FINALLY HAVE A PLANE SO WE CAN MAKE IT OFF THIS PIECEOFSHIT ISLAND!!

Copilot: sir, we have a cargo ship tethered to the plane. What do we do?

Pilot: FLOOR IT!!

[adamhim1234]

@headcrabable LMAO HAHAHA

[aquapendulum]

Now you're thinking with Grapple Hooks.

[Litterboxer529]

Imaginaaaaaaaaationland

[grozmixx]

FAIL

[tdawgxgib]

3:00 Determined pilot is determined.

[Jadence35]

IIIIIIMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGII­INNNNAAAAAATIOOOOOON!

[jericho1326]

10 people don't have boats

[caliassalif3451]

i guess its illegal to fly a boat

[TheDJGenix]

@caliassalif3451 lol yea

[usabobafett99]

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[efgragin]

I  ma gin aayyyyytion

IMAGI NAYAYTIOOOOON

IMAGINAtiONimagination

IMAGIIIIIINAAAAYYYYYSHUN

[GameSkullInc]

*Heat level increases* Soldiers of Panau: Where are we after again? The goverment: I flying boat! Soldiers of Panau: . . . .you have to be kidding right? *They see a shadow and look up* What the hell!? Rico:'Lolwut

[moogleye]

@BALLIT99 no its not, it beats every other version!

[100computerkid]

peterpan?

[TheDrunkenMantis]

It's shit like this that makes me love Just Cause 2.

Also, I've played both the PS3 and PC version, PC is better imo.

[SirHunterProductions]

@TheDrunkenMantis you also get mods so you can spawn everything

[Rydn]

ALSO: what the fuck.

PANAU flight to base. WE HAVE A MOTHERFUCKING BOAT ATTACHED TO US, aborting mission.

Baseto panau flight: Negative, YOU SHALL TAKE OFF!!

Flight to base: SIR, WE JUST DESTROYED 14 PALM TREES AND WE'RE CROSSING THE RUNWAY, WE CANT TAKE OFF

base to flught: SHALL YOU DIE WITH HONOR!

[Rydn]

Picture this: Your minding your own business at home, on the quiet and peaceful mountain, and then, while you're chilling out on your balcony. A MOTHERFUCKING BOAT IS FUCKING FLYING AND HITS YOUR NEIGHBOUR'S HOME WHILE HE IS OUT BUYING STUFF. How the fuck would you explain him everything when he comes back?

[jmaxxtwo]

where is that plane going?

[acheron187]

these people hire the worst pilots ever

[soccerfootballdr]

is the plane supposed to set course to the side of a mountain?

[KitoEntertainment]

0:38 Aren't you allowed to fly a boat?

[ZnEaKySpyNL]

I dont understand why the grapplehook sometimes snaps with no reason. look ad this guy going with this hugeass boat in the airXD

[smartuy1]

wtf mate?

[hippy1389]

they told me it wasnt possible but ig ues he proved them wrong

[PalladinPoker]

if you found a more powerful plane you could fly no bother. proof? 3:50

[ldiggy132]

@PalladinPoker fuck physics when u have a grapple hook

[mrdavid7412]

hack

[Tessmell]

NEWS : Plane was destroyed by a boat.

[SALT123ify]

0:44 The Cops just jealous you have a flying boat :D

[tossenbossen]

All aboard the adventure boat!

[gotchaix]

2nd one = how to offroad a boat?

[poptsf]

you can fly but you cant drive :p

[MrBschoey]

that 2nd one made me laugh so hard :P

[flycodyfly]

so this is how final destination starts?

[MJM247]

how do you get the tether that strong?

[ninja00283]

funny boat

[JBProdutions2011]

Lol I'm going to try dat now

[Alienwarezoo]

Aye it be the Flying Dutchman!

[WUZIGULUHU]

u know. whatever flies your boat

[dimebag895]

Last part was an epic win as far as im concerned!!!

[ChemaTico96]

lol epic crash! it seemed like a planned terrorist attack

[KashMan96]

Do i need the unbreakable grapple mod for this to work?

[Immelstormvideos]

2:07 Don't worry, I got this.

2:11 HOLY FUCKING SHI-

[akisrapper]

man i have download this but it doesn't install. what shoul i do??

[TaylorJennings]

I don't think the last one worked.



[WorldConquerer1]

the first plane is suicidal

[v4552]

chitty bang bang chitty chitty bang bang... chitty bang bang chitty chitty bang bang oh you chitty chitty bang bang chitty chitty bang bang we love you and oh- is shot

[TheSupex]

XD gratz >.< u are mad:P

[S051K]

"Must. Get. Back. To. Runway. NOOOOOO!!!!"

[xXxtattersxXx]

The little boat that could. THAT COULD FUCKING FLY!!!!

[keltamus]

why did the plane crash in the mountain?

[luman97]

@keltamus Because the weight from the boat made it hit the mountain.

[gloryglorybarcelona]

"And if you look at the bottom of your cabin windows, you can see a flying boat. And if you look straight ahead, we are about to crash in a mountain ---" ................

[sabayo18]

*insert top gun music*

[caitsith34d]

WEE

[Gamer97100]

And like Kevin Garnett

*puts on sunglasses*

Anything is possible

[coolmikevids99]

GUNNA FLY DIS BOWT TO DA MOON SOME HOWW!

[Coal9797]

"I'm on a boat motha fuckas dont you ever forget!"

lol

[SkelekatYT]

i love how the plane just keeps trying to lift off. im sure most planes would just stop

[ihos501]

i though that was 9/11 happened to the mountain there

[xSUICIDALJELLYx]

Now thats what I call an Airship!

[HoLDoN4Sec]

nasa called.

they want their boat back...

[Petrified3]

you flew the boat better then the plane

[b0w5er]

fly fiishing

[degitaarheld]

lol listen to 0:35 I think he was surprised to see a flying boat.

[Igleh12]

this is how i get to work :D

[ssethsl]

How do you make it so the wire doesnt snap?



[rec0on]

im on a boat!

[gmodzero]

@Mugas0 Tell me whats boad?

[zombiphobia]

Thats what the calipers and tongs are for..

[D7Industries]

and now we know

[RainBowGlyphics360]

why do none of my xbox live friends play this game its so amazing :)

[Bobert431]

off to neverland

[melonade97]

@Bobert431 If by Neverland you mean the side of a mountain. Then yes. @2:00

[zzubbaa]

@Bobert431 Hehe that was my comment like 1 year ago

[marmadukek9]

where the hell did ya get that awsome boat in how not to fly a boat

[WintersFinalstand]

@marmadukek9 that is one of the rarer boats you cant order it or find it, but you can see the civs piloting them out on the river and open ocean

[Ajmkjm1]

Scientists thought that it should be impossible for bees to fly because of their small wings and big bodies. Obviously they had never met rico.

[awsomepossum1340]

I bet the pilots in panua are really pissed off. They constantly have rico pestering them and tying shit to their plane.

[spartanzulu69]

i would love to see the look on flight controls face when they see a plane with a boat attached to it

[Daemeous]

Oh man, Ghetto airship.

[kuksugarxxl]

nice:P



[racergsxr1]

Wow. Surfing on a boat attached to a plane flying thousands of feet in the air.

My life is complete.

[mandalorian115]

lol i use a boat and unhook the wire when im really high, then its like "SUPER STUNT!" and i land perfectly xD

[Silavite]

Link isn't the only one who can make a boat fly [=

[fb39ca4]

dumb ai pilots. u don't just keep the flight parameters when an unknown large weight attaches itself to your aircraft, u just compensate for it with out questioning why its there.

[HerrenbachStyle]

man.. real... the flying dutchman!

[Onilink75]

FUK I JUST SOLED 

[foxecose224]

the part where the wing slince through the tower was epic!! 3:04

[twixman22]

how do i find an airport in just cause 2 plz tell +im a noob

[heresitchy]

@twixman22 if u go to your map and look at a location on the map with what looks like a long thick straight road on it, thats an airport. Also there is a one at the co-ordinates X=9748 and Y=12798.

[rocknroll980]

this is why just cause 2 needs multiplayer

[alucard696pl]

"Flying Dutchmen" LOL

[jeppewie1206]

just caus 2 = best game ever :D i really fucking hope just cause 3 (If there will ever be one) will have co-op :D

[XxJoseph101xX]

@jeppewie1206 or free play online

[jmoorfoot4]

@jeppewie1206 ikr just imagine a tactical insertion in a hedge wildchild using this method