Exclusive - Man City set to sign Jesus Christ!

[TheUkBGaming]

Manchester City is owned by a member of the middle east Sheik Mansour and WTF - THEY SIGNED A JEW?!

[PussssayPatrol]

Im portugese and the translation isnt BULLSHIT

[ppnador28]

man that top comment is so perfect...

[Ikkauku206]

0:04 Thanks to you idiots asking if these interviews are real, they actually had to go to the trouble and making that slide

[StuRaz]

That'll put the fear of God in the Top 4.

[SJGibbons1000]

man u are trying to sign judas.

[duggytv]

thats deep they shouldnt be dissing him like that

[Itsapenalty]

Unfortunately Real Madrid have signed Allah so Man city went for Jesus instead, in other news Tranmere Rovers have signed Buddah for £4:25

[Jamz1996]

@Itsapenalty Killed.

[Jamz1996]

@Itsapenalty Wow, parent jokes, real original.

[Vannereveilar]

Hahahahaha xD

[Goldendroid]

Its not that hes not coming, it's that he went to Jerusalem because he felt homesick and refused to play... similar to another certain Man City player

[VeyronFXX97]

@RisingDeadDude 8-2, nuff said

[GowieLowie]

@VeyronFXX97 6-1 still got through 3-2

[RisingDeadDude]

United are red. City are blue. Both outspent Arsenal. But Arsenal got through.

[JamieKerrTV]

@RisingDeadDude Continued- But they still keep thinking about the 8-2

[lunovintoys]

Future Man C signs:

Muhammad Prophet

Buddha

Jose Mourinho (he's a God too)

[UrbanTekkerz]

United ain't gonna win the league simple as I'll come back to this vid a happy man and you a sad man and you know aswell city are to strong

[awesomefrankrapid]

Who is JC?

[JoeSoap68]

Blasphemy idiot!

[jgunnzzzlalala]

lol they've got enough cash

[creasicle]

Fast forward to the funny bit 2:11, you're welcome

[vcbenjy]

Probably quite alot more Julien been as i havent actually said anything yet!!!

LMFAO

[zozerely58]

Its united that needs him they need a miracle/resurrection to get through the next round of the FA CUP and to finish above Manchester’s only club MANCHESTER CITY. You can take the piss as much as you like because nothing is going to stop us,

If there is any problem with this comment get in touch on 0161616161616

You should rename your radio station

TALK UNITED SPORT

CTID

[United2o11]

@zozerely58 Typical bitter post. If we have everyone fit by the time we face you, we'll be wiping the floor with you mugs yet again. You struggle to beat us when we don't make mistakes, like Carrick's in the Semi-final, Evans at OT, but we beat you no matter what. Manchester's only club, United. The whole world knows of. Most trophies, most fans, always out-supported you bitter cunts THROUGHOUT your clubs history. £500m in 3 years and won fuck all, but a cup....

Manchester is Red.

[FUTekkerz]

@United2o11 united are on a down fall manchester is blue this year just hush down and stop being so obnoxious

[United2o11]

@FUTekkerz Wahwahwah. We were meant to be on a "down fall" 30 years ago lol. Gonna win the League, whether bitter cunts like you like it or not.

[CJonesy98]

Jesus Christ aka David Silva

[DennisDH7]

Or J.C as he's known now LOOOOOOOOOL!

[Hallyug]

Bobby Manc hahahaha

[JMBeer7]

i love the pic :L

[pleshplesh]

@xSlowScopesPH he was talking about John Terry, when he was alleged to have had an affair with Wayne Bridge's ex Wife

[sd1471]

i think jesus will be a great signing, not the best in the world but he is playing with average players at best, the 12 apostles are all off form, don't get me started on the wise men, so the fee of gold frankincense and murr is not a bad price

[xSlowScopesPH]

Who was the 'J.C' that bellamy was actually talking about?

[KamLC]

@xSlowScopesPH john terry

[JMBeer7]

@xSlowScopesPH It was John Terry after the whole Wayne Bridge debacle, it was the after the 4-2 loss at Stamford Bridge

[avok23]

@xSlowScopesPH John Terry. J.T.

[nkohu]

kaka:''sawing a woman into two''

looool

[shtillmat]

so they signed Josh Kennedy?

[KingLaaaaa2k10]

thanks be to god hes left our club roffel lol

[badaman09]

paul daniels is like a bald jesus lol

[TheHaloUpdate]

Not really that funny

[nkohu]

''what more can you tell us''

''Probably quite a lot since i haven't actually said anything yet!!''

lool

[redderstheamazing]

jesus can really nail the crosses

[crazyfuckinaj]

@redderstheamazing Very funny you ugly shit

[Jamz1996]

@redderstheamazing Too soon, it's only been 2012 years.

[suspendmeassholes]

loooool

[andrewriley420]

well they did sign aguero nasri and keep tevez would it b that big a surprise

[MCFCtillidie123]

@haloid003 Thumbs up if your good enough at reading to not have to pause it;)

[GriefTourist]

i heard he pulled out of the deal over image rights

[MrMugreat11]

43 goals and 36,002 miracles!! lol

[MrBloopyGoopyGoopy]

@haloid003 Fair enough :P

[MrLund96]

I, Jesus Christ, would never sign Man City.. But if Liverpool contacted me, I'd say yes..

[Greddy147]

@MrLund96 No, you wouldn't.

[MrLund96]

@Greddy147 You can bet, I would.

[katkaif123]

Combined transfers total since prem existent

1)Chelsea - £729,240,000

2)Man city - £655,180,000

3)Liverpool - £552,105,000

4)Man United - £483,150,000

5)Tottenham - £407,050,000

6)Arsenal - £340,690,000

7)Newcastle - £407,050,000

[lukeeeeeboiii]

Thumbs up if you can read fast enough so that you dont need to pause the video the read the letter

[11drogbacfc]

@lukeeeeeboiii I should hope so it moves incredibly slow

[MrBloopyGoopyGoopy]

@haloid003 You're a bit slow no?

[JCG90]

Lol, Paul Daniels!! Excellent reference!!

[trendsonic77]

lol

[hartyjoeluke]

why so many dislikes

[Shin0bid0]

"So Rocky, you look abit like a beardless Christ." LMAO

[Soloxable]

@Shin0bid0 Rocky? try Roque you absolute cunt

[Shin0bid0]

@Soloxable Woah, take a chill pill man, I'm sorry I didn't know Roque was pronounced Rocky right, thought it was a nickname or something. You gotta relax man. 

[Soloxable]

@Shin0bid0 Apology accepted.

[youwatchmebe]

and manchester united is going to sign satan the lord of darkness

[KLFCreds]

This guy Les sounds like Chris Martin of Coldplay. 

[persian123boom]

hahahah i love this video

[jililucas360]

"do you remember fit debbie? well fit." lol

[CyrilLFC2k10]

Who needs jesus christ when you have king kenny

[CJonesy98]

we dont need him we need the king back

[MrSamuelGrant]

@haloid003 you had to pause it to read that very small amount of writing?? did you not go to school ?

[oDannnYx]

@MrSamuelGrant prick

[custerdcake]

bobby manc :)

[ThePADDYNO1]

thay might win sumtin now wit a miracle

[atlant80]

@ThePADDYNO1 We won the FA Cup just fine and are decimating in the league, so I think all we really need are Hart, Kompany, Silva, Nasri, Aguero, and Dzeko

[irishcrusader99]

@atlant80 So you'll play 6 aside then? ;)

[D0dderz]

it's *not* Les Dawson

[bobsurgranny]

when is jesus christ going to be arriving at eastlands for his medical lol

[chezo12]

HAHA, who is that guy with the face?

[sadewatjandra]

@chezo12 It's Les Dawson ;)

[andyelgrand0]

funny joke, ... did you actually prank the religous guy on TV, or superimpose your vice? that one would of been a step too far, othersiwe... LLLOOOOOOOOLLL!

[Enjoidude19]

@haloid003 I didnt Im a fast reader :P

[olliepfc94]

43 goals

36,002 miracles lol!!

[shabzcli911]

is this the second coming??

[ff7walkthru]

who is it disrespectful to? God, jesus, the bible don't really care about that load of crap

[danathor99]

Irony is that Talksport are just as bad for this...

[drinuboy13]

Atheist.

[soccerfr33styleR]

im confused :/

[utankontrol]

Norway's national anthem in the background.

[krishthedude1]

@1:34

What actually the guy asked was when is Jesus coming again?

which he says in the bible it says he we do no know the day nor the hour(Matt 24) lol

[killbotone]

i hear he's fantastic at high crosses......

[ELSTEVEO247]

I wonder how much he will cost in ultimate team

[hayesy25]

@haloid003 you must be a slow reader..

[olamidetoto2001]

i hate when there talk about jesus christ like that, but i can't stop laughing.

[Princewmk]

stupid pricks you cant be playing with the lord's name

[woodside4life]

@Princewmk Exactly. I mean Jesus Christ, are you all out of your goddamn minds? I to swear to God....

[baishengren]

I don't even support City and I'm laughing! haha

[DylanMUFC14]

@JoeStrummer94 that would have been a tad bit funny if Andy Gray was actually in fifa 12 you fool

[mkmufc1979]

@DylanMUFC14

why did you feel the need to call someone who has done absolutely nothing to you? im curious you see im a trainee psychologist.

[Carto2k11]

@mkmufc1979 Shut up you queer

[JoeStrummer94]

Andy Gray in fifa 2012: "Man City was totally dominated this game... Toure...Dzeko...Christ now...City is in complete control at the moment, their opponents can't get out of their own half..."

[p14y2w1n]

Leapt to meet the cross and the defenders nailed him

[F3ARL3SSJ]

@p14y2w1n LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL BEST COMMENT IN THE HISTORY OF YOUTUBE!!!! PMSL!!!

[mw2nukes1]

108 catholics and christians are unhappy

[vinnielillis1990]

what a signing

[ToniLFC]

"Probably quite a lot more since i didn't actually said anything yet"

EPIC!

[Ryanxclarke]

he really nails those shots...

[hollars1]

I just stumbled upon this....brilliant !

[harodirt77]

who was the JC that Bellamy was talking about, Jamie Carragher?

[Camzy90]

@harodirt77 Bellamy actually said JT and he's talking about John Terry after City beat Chelsea 4-2. Talksport just made it sound like JC for the humour :)

[JokemonJourney]

@harodirt77 He was actually referring to Johan Cruyff

[Goblue1121]

@harodirt77 I think that's exactly who golf club was talking about. Dunno though.

[Just1c320]

No wonder, that Enland will never win a Wold Cup again, because Bullshit like this.

Inselaffen!

[LDN2KZC]

Watch Man City try and sign JESUS navas and victor MOSES and MUHAMED zidane too. Try and create a holy team haha

[MrTombstonerko]

He can perform miracles with his hand but he's shit on his hands

[TheBex10169]

U guys are so burning in hell for this...*smh*

I must admit that I laughed at first. If I was catholic I would sign myself and then sprinkle holy water all over my pc...

[FINZO1234]

35,002 miracles hahaha

[dududugary]

still no tevez replacement

[Juliusindo88]

what a f*ck bullshit

[cmoz88]

Robbie Fowler > Christ ;)

[rockingrugger]

99 City fans thought this was true.

[ItsNickFoster]

'what more can you tell us?'

'well probably quite a lot more julian because you havent actually said anything'

lol!

[MERCER12OLI]

@ItsNickFoster LMAO, brilliant :L

[southpark46]

If Roberto starts referring to himself as Bobby Manc I might just convert to Man City.

[princeabs247]

HE REALLY IS A BIG MAN CITY GUY! HIS RIVALS ARE THE.... RED DEVILS ;)

[MadnessMilkshake]

@princeabs247 LOL

[lordloss156]

his new nickname is drakula, because he hates crosses!

[TheRsauthcodetrader]

how is this true



[truesemite]

so Roque obviously you look like a beardless christ looooooooooooool

[SoyuzBot]

he'll win everything in 1 year's time

[danieljrball]

GhostAdvocate13...you dont have a fucking clue do you, bridge...west ham flop...adebayor who only joined for money in the first place...petrov who was a selfish shit player. those players you just named have just won the fa cup, yaya scoring the winner...pfft...dick head

[jeffjeffedyjeff]

city fan but i still find this hilarious X)

[SgtSmicks]

Anyone Actually Find This Funny ?..Rather Sad...Hell Will Be Sniffin Yer Ass In Later Years !!

[Hardysamnin]

@SgtSmicks - Hell is like God. Man made and none existent. Grow up and stop threatening people over the internet.

[SgtSmicks]

At GhostAdvocate13...Those Wankers Just Got A Min 4th Place...And Won The FA Cup...YOU FUKN TIT........Shushhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­h

[razc2007]

What so they've pretty much signed messi?

[jayscollops]

jesus saves, and john the baptist heads the ball

[GhostAdvocate13]

Mancini would if he could.Fucking cunt.Changed half the team for a bunch of wankers who just play for money and have produced shit compared to what they should have.Fuck Ballotelli,Dzeko,Yaya Toure,Kolarov.Bring back Bellamy,Bridge, Adebayor,Ireland,Petrov,real players.Oh,and Jesus,of course.

[mikeaprice09]

@GhostAdvocate13 Yep.. mancini and city owners are trying to buy their way to trophies but he has done a bad job with his buys because the likes of ballotelli are likely to leave should the going get tough and having someone like him cannot be good for them if they go 1-0 down when he starts getting annoyed and lacks the motivation and starts whining.. i dont support city i support united but until mancini I didn't mind city at all but now they just piss me off.. ps elano/petrov were CLASS

[MrStarbuck123]

@mikeaprice09 buying trophies? Let's look at the History of Man Utd transfers, Veron 30 million, Nistelrooy 19 million, Rooney 25 million, Ferdinand 30 million, Berbatov 30 million, Anderson and Hargreaves 17 million each.

[mikeaprice09]

@MrStarbuck123 All those players were over a space of 10 years.. Man city bought their entire squad apart from hart and richards in just a few seasons. Last season united's biggest buy was valencia, this season smalling.. look at city they just spend and spend and nit eventually worked and they bought their self the fa cup.

[spenzINC]

@mikeaprice09 Like you brought the league for the past 19years. get real faggot

[mikeaprice09]

@spenzINC we bought it did we? hernandez smalling and bebe.. yea we really bought it didn't we.. jealous prick

[TheMrJDeezy]

@GhostAdvocate13 bellamy and adebayor are on loan

[3Axy10Est13]

36,002 miracles. Where did you find those stats. lol

[jesmes94]

the black guy on nite lite is bare funny

[3Axy10Est13]

@jesmes94 this reminds me of the onion.

[jesmes94]

@3Axy10Est13 the onion???

[AstonVilla82thebest]

JC, JT hahahaha.

[brieflycake]

"what more can you tell us?" "well probably quite a lot julian as i havent actually said anything yet"

[jesmes94]

man city signed jc from judas for £30 million

[jesmes94]

he would be a great signing considering their rivals, the red devils

[jesmes94]

its funny cus its close to the truth

[SuperCatherineD]

HAHAHA!! This is too ridiculous.

[13djp]

This is amazing!!

[Mist3rChing]

Disgrace to you all..

[macco474]

FAKE



[milliondollarman1995]

@macco474 I know. Your such a dumbass, all the talkSPORTmagazine vids are faked and dubbed, Jesus Christ give me strength *no pum intended*

[MCFCRuss]

@macco474 you giant pancake! no fuckin shit

[macco474]

FAKE

[meroooo1860]

but the fear of God into the big four ...that's hilarious ..

[DavidZebra1]

lmao :)

[cdbils001]

I really hope stoke win in the final

[crazy456eyes]

lmao 

[Mcslugget]

@MegaKoala09 its a joke

[Formotion7]

88 people are unhappy united didn't sign him...