TWILIGHT - Say It...

[CyborgClown]

I'm afraid of a republican like Rick Santorum being president..........very afraid.

[BitchTapout]

U eat alot of twinkes, and have no job, u live in the basement of ur moms. I know what u are... Say it say it.... Omfg ur fat. Lmao. Does it scare u? Duh! Ur supposed to be dead. Wtf.

[theCRAZYtwizzler]

So Bella has to either choose (to be) 1. Normal 2. Bestiality 3. Necrophilia ... Hmmmmm wonder what she's gonna chose to either fuck a normal guy or a dog or a dead guy, personally my moneys on dead guy

[pTrick3d]

@forevertruth1206 excuse me... are you retarded?

[forevertruth1206]

@pTrick3d Only a republitard teabag would as ask such an evil question. Thanks for proving my point.

[forevertruth1206]

Republicans really are the biggest blood suckers. With their corporate masters they suck the lifeblood out of humanity.

[eartianwerewolf]

This just shows how awkward that scene actually was. Good job mimicking that : D.

[missarocks92]

turns me on

[missarocks92]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



[pTrick3d]

I don't know how you liberals were able to make this, you seem pretty busy killing babies and putting your dicks in guys' assholes. OH WAIT you don't work, how could I forget...

[forevertruth1206]

@pTrick3d And all you Republitards do is micromanage women's uteruses to protect the rights of fetuses, at the expense of killing BORN children. For you life begins at conception and ends at birth. If you're pre-born you're fine, but if you're pre-school your fucked, and born kids can die for all you evil Republitards care.

[ilvlp]

@forevertruth1206 republitards.....HA!!!

[TheBrokenVampire2]

I thought she was going to say vanilla ice cream, or something like that. Or a snowman. "Your skin is pale white and ice cold..."

[EmzaRamen]

For a whole I was going "this is sooo stupid" but when she said "Republican" I laughed so hard!!! Lol xD

[WalkingWithStrang3rs]

This is the most amazing thing ever

[cgr00m]

I was gonna say ginger...

[ricksinjr5543]

OMLOL

[LAKARA21]

LOVE LOVE LOVE!!!!!

[Vollzer]

omg

[rowelle]

Thank you for making fun of all the camera movements in this video. It was the most annoying thing from the first movie. One of the reasons the director got fired and not asked to return.

[quidwitch]

I don't think it was the directors fault it was such a poorly made movie... Otherwise they should have fired all the subsequent directors too. Oh wait, I'm thinking about the plot and terrible acting, characterization, everything.

[zombiehunter3579]

300 people are Republican. And they sparkle in sunlight and have affairs with dogs.

[missloucrow]

Bella is old and Edward is fat. ôo dafuq

[laxmaster814]

is this the fat version of twilight

[al57944]

omg i could stop laughing at 0:51

[kilodewey]

I thought she was gonna say ginger xD

[BruceGRoller]

I love this i really do. Just down right funny.

[RtoojBntOmha]

lmfao im from the m/e so i didnt understand anything

[RtoojBntOmha]

lmfao

[punkloserkid182]

chubby bella...fat ass edward XDDDD

[TheTyrellAce]

lmfao

[discolemonade719]

Lol I loved how the added in the awkward rapid breathing... they do that so much in Twilight

[SagaciousSilence]

The republicans gave this video a thumbs down so they could see Red!

[Malanaks]

he said "say it" waaayyyy too many times

I was like "... just say it ffs"

i thought him being aware of the camera was pretty funny

not video justifying, but redeeming somewhat

-lurks on-

[ExSoldierSith]

Wow this video sure failed, they should have came up with something actually funny.

[sharimar123]

lol say it say it say it say it say it say it say it hahaha

[TheKordeckis99]

How long have you been 17?

...About half a year why?

[HawianPunch95]

well, this is about 3 years too late.. haha funny though

[pocwiczcycu]

A while :D

[TheDeineomi]

omg xDD

[gordero2k2]

LOL

[semt9]

HAHAHAHAHA

[hinderkin]

Oh dam i thought she was gonna yell ginger!

[XaviertheStoner]

better acting and filming than the original

[sharimar123]

@XaviertheStoner lol that its soooo true

[Shaverea]

Fat Twilight lol

[Jakeomania]

FAT TWILIGHT

[ceza484]

1:06 kids playing at park FAIL

[GaltarDude1138]

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BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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*delayed reaction*

[MilleniumKidsAreGay]

Isnt edward skinny not phat?

[baylornurse2011]

LMAO!! I AM AFRAID!!

[OlivaRobin]

Lol XD thats just so creepy.

[xmobxlegitxflag]

Like this isnt therotical

[TheFluffyLemon]

This hasn't been done before or anything.

[NoodleSwag]

.... why r they soo fat o.O

[canyoube4tme]

Fat guys

[MultiGetonit]

Yay its finally here twilight fatend edition

[hellinvador]

LOL ..Edward found McDonalds...

[misstomrs]

Loved it!

[SILLYSULLYPUTTY]

Hilarious.

[goldendyme8506]

i guess lol

[CaramelBonBon]

overweight twilight edition xD

[norwaysye]

nah, kind of sucky

[Greeneyedgrimkitty]

I am Republican and I must say this is hilarious. Well except for the last bit, I think she could have put more feeling into the fear; we don't kill kittens for nothing after all.

[TomboyXGirly]

@Greeneyedgrimkitty That's the most emotion a person imitating Kristen Stewart is able to put in, actually lol

[horrorvictim]

@Greeneyedgrimkitty

I think even that was part of the joke, I hear the actress for the main female lead has practically no expression

[XRayden]

The joke would have been better if she said "from 4chan"

[TheVentusVanitas]

xD oohhhh im not into politics, but that was pretty funny ^-^

[itiswhatitis8888]

the ad that played before this (which was for Breaking Dawn) was better...

[xEmix34]

237 people are republicans hahahahahaa:D

[FabFab14]

this has been done. by kids. years ago.

[pikacharizard09]

seriously??? what a lame video.i assumed the top comment was from the clip

[chrismayhole]

Funny that shit up.

[laxtitute27]

@JADDMusic amen

[kkgeorgianadarcymm]

very nice very nice

[hislilpanda89]

210 of them are Republicans...hence the red dislike bar...

[Mayranduh]

well bella's like...30.

[psmoov]

Why so serious people? You act like it's the first time someone has satirized politics. Get the sticks out of your butts and laugh a little, you'll live longer.

[jcspeb010]

@psmoov Good comedy is good comedy, and this is not good comedy.

[psmoov]

@jcspeb010 I can understand if people don't find it funny. I'm talking about the people who are taking it so seriously like this video is gonna sway an election or something. They're just having fun.

[MissCordeliaChase]

called it!

[jcspeb010]

Even if the purpose of this video was to make fun of Republicans, you should have used something a little more up- to- date as your story.

[Nappygurl8021]

wow you shudda made this skit like 4 years ago... then it wud have more likes

[Ulrock7777]

Yo, Republicans, calm yo tits.

Learn to take a joke. It's supposed to cross the line and be over the top. They're not making a political statement.

[iguanaspwn]

More sassy gay friend plzzzzzz

[geneva301]

@iguanaspwn just asking for advertisements

[lamaddussa]

wake up, people. the democrats are almost as bad as the republicans. they're all (both parties) virtually all corrupt & certainly not representing the needs or wishes of the population. time for new political parties, people. but that was a hilarious moment in the film, & pattenson seemed so awkward.

[jjjjjokerface]

@lamaddussa amen!

[AndrewDoww]

YA REPUBLICAN!!!S 

[frenchfriesforyou]

Haha this is great!

[xyzoneon]

Yeah, whatever you say, but this is how it is. True believers in the farce of the two parties are scary people, like a cult. They make no logical sense, they just pretend to debate by spouting their faith or regurgitating what the cult printed for them to chant. It doesn't matter if republicans are just ignorant, sheltered people voting out of fear for a wholly corrupt party, just like it doesn't matter that democrats are naive in thinking voting for the other side is not corrupt or will help.

[capplesauce]

politics aside, the camerawork was hilarious :)

[partyandahalf]

such good camera work. i felt like i was just flying through those trees

[CharlieLovesDisney]

Ok,i think that people should be able to laugh at themselves :)

[DragonLcver]

Where's a moderate when you need one?

[ClarifyEht]

I love how the advertisement is of Breaking Dawn XD

[xyzoneon]

This is true. Anyone that identifies themselves as republican is scary and weird.

[musixvids4life1]

i think its funny, but they prob shouldnt hace put politics into this

[Sorrelmail]

Wow. This wasn't even remotely funny. Leave politics out of your videos. Obviously you're not going to get great feedback.

Think about what you upload BEFORE you upload it.

[thesocialappleify]

why are they so fat?

[w00t242424]

And I have to live in a family of Republicans -___-

[GinPrincess3931]

Oh noes, you lost your republican viewers. I bet you're going to cry yourselves to sleep tonight over *that* loss.

[MissMac181]

That's so dumb! Politics! Really?

[MsAlainn]

So awful.

You just lost all of your Republican viewers. Great jobs, assholes.

Fire your writers. Get new ones. Bring back Sassy Gay Friend sans Mio.

And leave politics out of this, especially when your views of certain political parties is so vicious and incorrect. Republicans have souls. You crossed the line.

[MaliciousYankee]

@MsAlainn Calm down. It's all in good fun. No one really believes that. Besides, republicans bash liberals all the time, and I am sure you have absolutely no problem with that. Grow up and pull that stick out of your ass.

[MsAlainn]

@MaliciousYankee Yeah, sorry. I was in a really bad mood when I watched this video. Though, I have to say right now there's a lot of hate being unjustly thrown at republicans. I assure you that normally my ass is stick free. :)

[fiercefashionista19]

HAHA

[PincessYue]

haha so true!!!

[bluevelvetchair]

Ginger

[ZAPdontlook]

would've been funny but this has been done so many times it's ridiculous...

[abraxangirl]

its been done

[ikindahateu]

this is so two thousand and late

[soccersj93]

why the fuck are politics being argued here? wtf?

[theoffkeydiva]

Edward looking peachy!

[inkjections]

pfffffft youre not 17.

[eldoctoruno]

gimme some makeup tips!

[blismwithmyblizblop]

oAhhh! I love this so much!  Thank you this makes me happy...

[zainadlr]

Wait till Nuttymadman gets a hold of you!! Aahahahaha!

[IrisCrescentMoon]

Oh my god that was amazing.

[InsrtUsrnmeHere]

Little late on this one second city..

[mano4488]

as bad as the movie.....

[fd3]

LOL, the camera angles made me laugh

[awefilledcreep]

but arent all politicians blood suckers?

[nhprman]

Pa-fucking-thetic.

[mrteemumilto]

LOL

[kabd45]

Yeeaaa..... R O N P A U L 2 0 1 2 ! ! !

[enchantedphoenix13]

The only part I found different and amusing from all the other parodies like this is when he watched the camera spin around him all confused. Made me giggle. :-p

[POPPPUdane]

Tooooo predictable

[MRmatchew94]

This was funny...in 2008...

[DrunkBunny]

THE HORROR! RUN, BELLA! RUN!

[sometimesfunnyful]

wait, but Democrats are the cold hearted, soulless ones.

[helloxtomorrow]

i thought it was cute

[5Qu1Z33r]

Lol, that was unexpected :D

[todd2000gcinet]

That made my day!!!

[beanladder]

ohhh hai 2009

[TheArcherette]

Wow. Twilight is so bad not even Second City can make it funny...

[myipodtouchSam]

wasnt the republican joke already used in the twilight high sch musical parody by beanerlarue?

[TheTimekeeper9]

Wow. Idiotic.

[soldierkei]

hell I still laughed

[CandyYum96]

omg is it 2008 already

[therealonethistime]

Lol, old but funny. 

[onefriendlyfoe]

Ha, camera angles!

[oceansgem]

that was stupid.

[VampirateYuki]

Little late for this one guys. Keep up with the times yo.

[rockon6191]

I was actually thinking about a minute in "I bet they're gonna turn this into another stupid political joke." And then you did. Twilight parodies are old. And regardless, this one was just plain lazy. And comedy groups should not become political propaganda. We get it, second city hates republicans. Maybe start writing funny sketches again instead of lazy excuses to use the same 'republicans suck' punchline over and over.  Other troupes are doing the political humor way better than you.

[mohanjoshua]

OMG! I LOVED THAT!

[TobiGirlfriend]

I don't even like the movies but the acting in here is way better.

[LucifersAngelFeather]

American politics joke, only for Americans.....

[MissPinkPrincess30]

wtf just let the twlight parodies die! we already get enough of it with all the commercials, trailers, and the hype from other places smh

[TheThunderDragoon]

Okay, I gotta admit that sucked until the punchline then it had me laughing like crazy lol.

[Tomonator7]

I liked Edward watching the stalking, circling camera :)

[EveeBby53]

Really? We're still stuck on twilight references? Time to move on people.

[alwaysapathetic2]

stupid

[sumadre101]

With the elections coming up, this is totally relevant. I lol'd.

[Pinkevilducky]

57 republicans watched this.

[OneJumpFromEden]

took three years to get this out?

funny, but just a touch outdated

[MrAlexbradley]

WIN!

[urmaster05]

Haha wasnt expecting that. So funny how he was looking at the camera.

[Spazzwillingtonx2]

You're a little late.

[RootbeerAndBeans]

i had a feeling they were gonna go republican on this...

reminds me of that bob hope video on youtube :)

[TheJBxW]

Yeah you guys should stick to sassy gay friend....

[MrDiTime]

that was stupid.

[TheGallifreyanChild]

And now I hate Twilight even more!

[princessgdance]

oh man. you should have did a parody of the sex part!

[Agoonga]

Republicans and vampires both suck

[toolcky2010]

@Agoonga In that case go suck Obama's dick! REPUBLICANS FTW!

[Agoonga]

@toolcky2010 I'd rather suck the dick of a 2 term president than go vote for someone that in 20 years will be looked back at as a huge joke even by republicans.

[toolcky2010]

@Agoonga The greatest president of the last 20 years! George W. Bush! He had to clean up the mess that Clinton left.

[AxelLeJeff]

@toolcky2010 Yeah, all that extra money lying around!

[toolcky2010]

@AxelLeJeff Well whenever the twin towers gets the garages blown up and a few hundred people killed. You know you just turn your head and say, "fuck it". Then yes the next president has to go in after the trade centers happened and fuck some people up. And take no shit from nobody. Then the next dipshit democrate has to go in and blame everything on the republican. And then out spend every president to date combined in the first two years. Yes vote the fag in again.

[DorEnErnil]

@toolcky2010 I know right? Those pesky budget surpluses. What a bastard.