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  • Whats almost as bad is school food, im in high school and there was this one time when I found a cockroach in my fucking green beans, luckily I dont like our schools green beans because there cold and tasteless so I didnt even have to touch it. Another time I found gross hair in my corn. Ive never even touched cafeteria food for almost 2 years.

  • In Soviet Russia, u dont eat fly, fly eats you.

  • i was at McDonals and i got the Mcbites half way when im eating there it is. part of a chicken's eye. i went in to there and i told them and they looked at it and just ran off

  • liver story sound a little paranoic, but in overall, restaurant sucks

  • i ate snials but still wasant as bad as (lil chef)

    eeeerrrrrrrr

  • My friend's a 6th grader, b***h!!!!! jk lol

  • Jokes on you,cock roaches don't live in ohio and my town resturant doesnt have flys,its warm and anti flys

  • sue them...

  • My worst experience was eating a fresh green salad at the Jones Family Restaurant in Topeka KS. now here is what happened; when the salad arrived it had a lot of different small embellishments over the top including these little round gray balls and I asked what they were, the waiter said they were capers, but after I had eaten half the salad and the dish had warmed up suddenly I realized the round things had un-rolled to reveal they were actually, Roly-Poly sow bugs.

    CMVHighPriest

  • @gravelyhighpriest Some thing happened to me but in was in my peas.

  • i hate restaurants, because i always rest in there shit i never eat

  • i was at a place called little ceasars and i needed to go to the bath room and i seen a roach about3 or 4 inches long.... mabye bigger!

  • The worst thing that I get annoyed about in restaurants? .......The chairs are always FUCKING uncomfortable.

  • When I was in grade school 3 of my classmates would work at the same in and they had the most outrageous stories to tell.

    Like that when a customer asked to have his steak done a little better it would go into the friture oil for 30 seconds and be served again.

    Or that there was a big bucket of bernaise sauce that they would pour from. And when they changed it they would empty the remains from the old one into the new one. Some of that bernaise must have been many years old.

  • went to a buffet and finished my dinner and was still hungry so i got dome chocolate pudding half way through i find a earthworm in it!!!! no joke

  • first world problems

  • one time, i went to a diner and ordered home fries i found 3 things a dead fly, and a fake nail

  • dont be such a baby

  • well I once find a roach on the bottom of my salad bowl... I have already ate all the salad

  • One time my friends had put sometink in my drink and it was all greenisch and spicy, but I didn't notice that and drank the hole glass at once...

  • @slang1100 wasabi?

  • Worst experience I had was when I was 6. I was at Red Robin and they didn't put down a "Caution- Wet Floor" sign, causing me to slip and fall on my head- on STEEL STAIRS. To this day, I have brain damage.

  • One time, when I was 6, I was at some fancy chinese place, and a HUGE spider fell from the ceiling and landed on my plate. I tried to flick it off, but it bit me and I had an allergic reaction. Halfway to the hospital our car breaks down, and my mom has to cary me the rest of the way. Once we got to the hospital, the doctors took my mom and me into separate rooms, which freaked me out. Then, they had to CUT OUT MY APPENDIX! Then the other doctor says my mom was suffering from exhaustion.

  • ROTFLMAO @ the chopped liver comment

  • I was in Venezuela working and I decided to eat out at a tiny burger place on the street. It was the kind of place that has 2 or 3 tables on the sidewalk and you eat out in the open air. The burgers were great, the bachata was blasting...I really like the place. I ate there for about 3 weeks almost every night. Then one night while I'm ordering my food a beast of a cockroach decides to walk on the hot skillet not giving a damn about burning its legs. Needless to say I stopped eating there.

  • you dont have to clip every time you breath O.O

  • Kfc is a **** restruant it serves raw chiken

  • i was at bk and this dude was f****** staring at me it was f****** weard

  • i was at bk and when i was eating i heard a fat guy fart and i almost hurled lolololol

  • i was eating in mcdonals when i notice a small cockcroach baked on my hamburger

  • i ate a baby cockroach in my spaghetti. didn't notice it til i chewed it. was only 5

  • my bad experience was at CA pizza kitchen, when i was 7 i forgot my stuffed animal under the table and left. when i realized he was gone i cried and my mother drove back and he wasnt there :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(

  • i ordered my food and there was a big pile of dog shit on it.

  • i was at tacobell eating a taco and their was a dead cockroach in my taco and i bit its head of on acsident

  • i ate two donuts full of fungus before i noticed... like web n' shit

  • I cant even drink a cup of water.THREEflies flew in it and died in there.I didn't notice and drinked it for a few more sips :P

  • Challenge accepted

    

  • a moth flew through a window a huge brownish one that looked like a leaf landed in my soup and drowned....f*cking gross XD

  • Dude you rock! My bad experience was a cockroach on my Pizza at Pizza hut.

  • MCDONALS. WORST FOOD AND SERVICE.

  • The worst thing that happened to me was I got a cooked lamb that still had blood in it, by eating it, I felt like a vampire. (The lamb was probably not cooked enough or something)

  • i went in to a in and out burger

  • IM SIX GRADE! thats more 4 grade. trust me i know i go to school with them T_T (btw i eat and golden corrals and its a buffet and i love it :D)

  • Saw this fat girl that was so fat she had trouble keeping her mouth open and spit all over the buffet line then continued drooling. Very scary.

  • I saw a rat at McDonalds.

  • more talk shit!!!!!!!!!!

  • 330 people are greasy 300 pound over weight sex offenders

  • pyscho

  • Not A Restaurant But Found A Fingernail In My Peaches .. School Lunch -_-

  • One time I went to a Bwenna beef (spelled it wrong)

    and I ordered some chicken, and when i took a bite

    there was a sticky red line inside, I think it was a

    blood vein...

    shudder shudder shudder.

  • lol this is funny , ny worst thing that happend at a resteraunt was my dad and my grandparents and me went to a pizza place and they didnt cook the meat so they gave my dad a chicken and backen wrap that was not even cooked and then the pizza dough was barley cooked it was very streachy! thumbs up to keep at the top coments sp everybody can read my story thanks repley to me what you think about this or if u have any storys like this or worse or even just things about food. love u guys ! bye

  • I was reading the comments and I didn't hear what the guy said hehe.

  • hahahaha :P Is it Johnny Ferrina

    

  • i bought a chocolate flavored chewy candy and while chewing i found out there's piece of cloth in it.

  • My grandma once bought my mom fancy chocolate bar once when she was a little kid and after she took a bite, she looks at the candy bar and finds half a worm in it. it wasnt supposed to be there and grossed everyone out so she did what anybody would do and spit it out.

  • ewww thats gross

  • Once, in a restaurant in Wildwood (By the boardwalk with a pink car seat inside if you've heard of it) me and my dad ordered waffles for breakfast. But in the syrup, there was a long black hair on my dad's waffle. When I bit into mine, there was a big green thick ball of what looked like mucus. We instantly dropped our food, told the waitress (she said she would give us more when we didn't want to eat there anymore), and left without paying. I never ate there anymore.

  • thx, u made me waste my chick-ful-a

  • READ THIS!!! i was at this buffet place and there were so many nasty old ppl there. They did nothing but sneeze on the goddamn pizza. And then at my FAV resteraunt i found a bolt in my milkshake. They better be glad i didnt sue their ass.

  • dude wtf im eating!!

  • @007grill me too i was eating a chunk of bread

  • i just made some delicious spaghetti and had to eat it while watching your video!!!

  • i was at lunch at my school and i went to the bathroom and someone had smeared poop on on eof the walls. Then the janitor tried to wipe it with soap and it was just disgusting.

  • I went to a buffet,and I saw a little kid sneeze in the macaroni & cheese.,Then he went in and grabbed the macaroni & cheese with his bear hands!

  • i almost peed (i dont know past tense of pee) myself while reading the comments

  • @58book lol ped hehe.....

  • my step dads ex was eating at dennys and saw pubes on her food

  • i was at a resteraunt in newberg or and my sister was about to take a sip of her drink and there is an ant on the rim

  • You are lucky because ants can't swim, they are muscle bound/heavy for their size & sink to the bottom immediately&it takes them a while to die. So you can suck them half way up the straw and blow them out on a Napkin.CMV

  • omg ur so cute xD haha sorry if i creeped u out >.< lol.

  • When I was Eating At Jeacomios In Mcalester, OK

    I Ordered Some Ravioloios And I cut Oppen My last One

    And Their Was A Big Green And Yellow And Black Clump Under It!

    I never ate thier agian!

  • worst thing for me was a centipede in a veal sandwich

  • Mine would be when I was at mcdonalds I had a burger and chips then when I was eating the chips I picked one up and there was a green dot on it and it like jumped out of the box right into my burger then I found it hiding in my straw

  • one i ate at a restraunt and he made a joke (the joke was that he lit his tool i call it on fire stuck it right next to me and said ''fire apptiser anyone no more fore me then he accedentaly lit my napkin on fire then it spread) so from that point i just about thought that i wasnt going to make it but i made it by loosing an arm and a foot i still regret that day im just happy that my faimly made it and we wasnt sued but im never going there agian i hate that day and THIS WAS ALL TRUE

  • I ate like 30 seconds after this.

  • my worst experience? well, I was a cook my self.

    the storeys I could tell,

    man oh man, when I left there I stayed away from restaurants for at least a decade, and I do my best to keep away from restaurants until today, almost twenty years later.

    this is NOT a joke

    believe me - no restaurant - and I mean NO restaurant is safe. at least non that a common person can efford to eat in.

  • once i went to a mexican restaurant and i ate tacos i looks at my taco and there was a nasty fly in my taco!!!!!

  • I ate dog meat and buff's dick b4 in a chinese restaurant,my dad told me it's goats.

  • @ImBigLamp

    lmao... is goat all right .. dog meat is not that good ... goat is better :P

  • that`s funny

  • Dude you're paranoid. You can try as hard as you can but you will never be germ free. Here's something for you to freak out about; 80% of dust in the air are dead skin cells. =D

  • I was at a restraint eating and a big black man spit on my food and raped me sinceless

  • my worst experience is i go into a bathroom and i see like 3 roaches, 10 min later when i go outside to call a friend and all 3 were eating MY FREAKING LOBSTER -_-

  • Ew

  • What about "mystery meat" at Chinese restaurants? No, they don't label it that way, they use the word "chicken". Okay, maybe it is, maybe it isn't chicken, but that qualifies as mystery food in my book, especially after hearing about the absence of stray cats around that establishment.

    Anyone who thinks cat on the menu is an urban legend, try typing typing in the Search field above the following words--"cat" "china", then let us know what you find:

    Bon appetit!

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  • Brussel sprouts nice Jim karrey eyes

  • i got hungry!! :D

  • well i was at kfc and the guy had my food ready on the tray but then before i could grab it he rubbed his head and all this dandruff and scabby shit fell on my food

  • 1:25 Hey!

    Asides from the whole sex offender thingy, I don't really know all about that man lol. But I can tell you about what a lot of women have done that would definitely ruin your stomach. I forgot what the places were called, but I lie to you not, I've seen young girls (Around my age, I'm 19) actually reach down in their pants, touch the food, and say p*ssy juice and other things along those lines. I don't go to restaurants when there's a lot of young females. I just can't do it, man.

  • @SuperNumber777 depends hot or ugly

  • @zrectnat Doesn't matter... I don't want no chick diggin' all in her sh*t saying "P*ssy Juice!" next to the food I want to eat, man. They could've had some STDs or somethin'... Hot or ugly, I don't give a damn.

  • You ruined my appetite...

  • 1:33-1:39 My favorite part.

  • i was at mcdonalds and a teenager comes to me with my food and leavs an i see right in the middle og my burger a giant booger ewwwwwwwwww i soed them

  • STOP!!! go back to mental rape, but just...stop!

  • MY worstest is....

    Having a stranger's hair on my food....

    EWWWW!

  • The worst restaurant experience i've ever had is when you walk into a restaurant and sit down and wait for the waiter realising that it's actually shut and you get 50 years for breaking and entering. I hate that!

  • Dr. House is really paranoid.

  • i will eat but but ima shit down this pricks throat

  • NO SPEAKERS!!!!! OR HEADPHONES!!!!!! *Activate telepathic powers* That's better.

  • Waitress gave our meal to the people sitting behind us...

  • I found a fucking watch in my food one time and a school bus another time, both were running late so I wasn't really bothered and I'd gone by that time but yeah, I know what you mean man.

  • I will have a happy eating lol :D

  • Not gross in anyway, but more like a rip-off, I ordered a Chicken Sandwich from BK, and when i got it, I check the sandwich, and the actual chicken breast was a fucking chiken nuggets... cheap a-holes..

  • McDonald's i found the tip of a chiken "nose" i new it cuzz i got a baby chiken haha

    groos

    and i ate it haha

    sorry for bad english

  • I always thought those green shiny flies were like gummie bears shaped like flies.Oh well , too late now!!!

  • i just so happen to be a sixth grader and find that even though i DO pee on the floor, thats kinda offensive............... JK i dont find it offensive 8D

  • I went to Taco Bells one time......nuff said

  • I found a fly in my soup, but It was cool cause they threw a spider in to get rid of it =)

  • There was a staple in my cousin's food.

  • I found a used dirty bandade unfolded and bloody on my burger once

  • I found some sort of maggot in my potato I still ate it lol

  • seeing a dead ant floating on my soup ..

    licking a long peace oh hair in my mouth ..

    

  • My friend found a dead cockroach in his pizza once . But its best not to think about these things lol

  • I was raped

  • ... only in america

  • I found toe nail clippings in my beef sandwich one day

  • worst restruant thing ive been throught was on my birthday i was feeling happy and everything my parents took me to my favorite resturant to find theour waitress was my teacher

  • I think the restaraunt he was referring to was Carrabba's.

  • Everything's dirty Howard, but we do the best we can.... "The Aviator"

  • I was in a village restaurant when I was 8 and when we were about to order food the manager + waiter said "*Sigh* Customers again"

  • Yuck.

  • I was in a restaurant and you could eat baby dogs.

  • im spanish so i dont understand nothing, what he says?

  • does not effect to me....hahaha

    

  • at reno!!! i over heard the cook talking to some dude about a bloody pennis!! took off rigth away and told the weitress!!

  • i found sum sperm on my hamburger one time

  • I was eating this sandwhich with some lettuce. I saw a dead slug in it. T~T

  • well i was in walmmart eating this guy poked his nose and touched my dirnk the ices, and i said no thnx am full x]

  • I think I hear the ambulance. WAANH WANH WAANH WANH WAANH

  • i still eat aswell :)

  • i stll eat

  • Watch my video called "OMG lady." that explains everything...

  • @reptilesaur939 grow up seriously no one is ever going to do that stupid joke

  • I was eating as I was watching this!!! It was take out from a restuarant too!

  • Please youtube search George carlin on germs, it is the perfect reply to the paranoid rant by the man up there

  • @FattPiggyproductions *Looks at username*

  • well my sister almost ate a dead fly in her muffin from a coffee place

  • lol at 1:07 - 1:10!

    hina dog sh*t!

  • I remember eating at a chiniese buffie and I ate a bunch of crab legs,then when I got home I got sick and started barfing  the food was too greasy lol

  • I just go to MacDonald 

  • I read "you'll never eat again".. I said "LETS FUCKING WATCH THIS!"

  • press 9 he will say i piss

  • when the waiter is bringing my plate and they are talking over it and when they talk the spit

  • i went to dennys and the nigger manager tried to scam me, after that i never went to dennys ever again

  • I think this guy eats soap for breakfast.

  • Dude, can't you finish talking in ONE shot?

  • I've seen an old man drink salad dressing from a buffet. 

  • yuge? Don't you mean huge?

  • Well, We were coming back from disney world and stopped at a restaurant. Then we were done our meals and ordered dessert and my brother got pumpkin pie. So he went to take a bite, then he looked at his fork and dropped it and there was 2 dead flys and the other fork full had ants crawling around.. It was disgusting. Uck.

  • one time my friend found a feather in his fried chicken

  • once i was in a beach and me and my friend ated pizza and sudenly i feled that the pizza's dough is not very cooked so i took a peace and i saw that all the pizza's bottom is full with flour!

    me and my friend were very sick becouse of it!!!

  • well, i remeber this one day...

    it was my sister's birtheday and we went to a restaurant a few blocks from my house. I ordered a caesar salad and she got some chesse-stuffed tomatoes (lol, don't know WTH that was). The point is, when she was halfway done with the tomatoes, the chesse started to fade white, and whiter, and when she realized the cheese she was eating was rotten, she spent the next 28 minutes in the bathroom barfing everything, lol, that was a fun day i guess.

  • lol its called an immune system

  • one time i asked my freind for a glass of apple juice because apple juice rocks, so he went into the other room and gave me piss.

  • Why am I reading every page of these horrid stories? >_>

  • thumbs up if you skipped the whole talking just finding the video footage for proof @_@

  • he's bouncing while talking and he stares good

  • one time i was at sholotchskez ( idk how to spell it ) but i got a sub sandwitch the when i ate it i felt hair on my chin then i tried to get it off then i felt a long pice of hair coming up from my throught

  • I was in church, I was eating this soup, I dont know what its called, so I was eating it with my dog then I went out of the room, I went to get a tissue, then my dog was on my chair, then I see this brown stuff on my soup, I told my aunt "what is this" she said " I dunno" I ate it anyways... And guess what I felt

  • i find this hard to mastubate to

  • 322 peoples work at restaurants..

  • OMG, I was at Hometown Buffet and this creepy guy was looking at me and smiling. He did that to all the girls. Little girls, Women, Teens. And I'm in the 6th grade now but im very clean.

  • I call hacks.

  • at school i got expired orange juice, and if you have ever drank old orange juice, it tastes like it has vodka in it.

  • Me: Thanks man, I will never eat in my life again.

    Mom: Come for food!

    Me: Coming to eat my sausages!

  • so some dude was serving my food and he just snezeed in my food anid if you think it cant get any werse it did because he was a sprayer and he spided in my food

  • There was bleach in my fkn chips ()_()

  • There was this restaurant call "Good Earth" it was a health restaurant.

    So, I was baby sitting my niece and her friend and they were being so good, I told them I was going to treat them to lunch.

    So we go the the restaurant. We order a big plate of nachos, their favorite. It comes to the table and there was a big wad of guacamole on top and I don't care for it. So I scooped it off.

    And underneath it was a cockroach. It was gross. They freaked. We left.

    Never went back.

  • Yay! This video helped lose 5 lbs!!! :D

  • I'm eating while watching this!!!!

  • at a restaurant in trinidad i ordered some weird named soup and my waiter was a REALLY HAIRY BLACK LADY so i got my soup but the picture was clear not black guess what was in my soup O.O ALSO NO REFUND!

  • bla bla bla bla ... erm what did u say? cant hear you over the sound of how bored i am rigth now

  • I remember in my sophmor year I was sitting down and enjoying eating candy ,I picked up a Babyruth opened it and it looked fine at first glance but.... why did I see little pieces of chocolate falling off the wrapper,sooo I turned it around and 5 misfortunate maggotes suffocated inside the wrapper I guess the eggs hatched it the chocolate,The wrapper seal was unbroken to confirm that

  • Is it bad, that I'm eating while watching this video? XD

  • In 4th grade I was sitting next to my friend Parker, and he was eating a hot dog, and he bit something hard in it. He took it out, and it was a rusty piece of metal.