Grand Theft Auto 3 Chatterbox (2/6)

[jackp22]

Shit, all that house of tomorrow stuff is what we have now :O

[Westernden]

"Sin and coSin are two of the most elegant and credible discoveries of humanity! I mean, the Cartesian coordinate system has an elemental power that I find liberating and even SEXY!

And I'm not ashamed to admit it!"

[22ferngully22]

funny thing is my full name is Fernando Martinez lmao!!!

[mrdesrt100]

"aye you watch yourself mister and you Janice why you so ugly"LOLOL

[aMpeDDUp]

5:01

"For when de man he sees wife all fah all ully, wih de dirty diapurs, and de dirty panies, and de scrawny BRSH, anhoonoeswatels. hes noh thinkin marish bah, hes thinkin about weah, chu thinking about chu pretty ol sisteh, we already know that, see?"

[MrMatto91]

thumbs up if your the 2%.

[Mamba1743]

He is like a broken man, a half a man. a me if you will, he has no N anymore

[kaykko]

Man: "Hey, I just won the Nobel Peace Prize!"

Female Voice: "...and not..."

Man (yokel): "I wonder if wrestling's on tonight?!"

[SaitanMar]

Forgot how amazing the Lazlow and Martinez chat was. Comedy gold.

[2XRCP90]

I swear one of the guys in the House of Tomorrow ad is Lazlow...

[Dreamline78]

@2XRCP90 The one talking about being able to play virtual-reality 3D poker, virtually anywhere? Yeah, pretty sure that's Lazlow.

[ranelproductions]

Surfing the internet while driving is now possible because of smartphones.

[DeadSleepers]

But he's probably a good a daddy, and you sound very pretty, angry, and a lil bit of a know-it-all, but a very pretty lady. LMAO

[dramaboyz2007]

fernando is a legend in liberty, vice and andreas!

[brutaka359]

I need subtitles to understand :P

[Vermiliono]

not a kiss like a give a woman or even a donkey.... lmao

[FuccThatShitNigga]

Its not a conflict of interest if we own all the radio stations in town. LMAO!

[Emachines144]

san andreas is funnier than this but i guess both are okay .

[BigMan218]

lazlow is awesome

[redsoxfan1984]

I only spent 20,000 dollars and now I can get e-mail in the shower or surf the Internet while driving. I was bored stupid at my daughter's recitals and son's little league games, but thanks to House of Tomorrow, I can play wireless head-to-head 3D virtual-reality poker! Literally anywhere!

[Judgementxxx]

"I love my wife even though she's a fat porker" lol

[scarredskater100]

I like Lazlo in this game, but not in GTA IV. He used to be cool, now all he talks about is sex and things. That's not bad sparingly, but I like this Lazlo better.

[CrosbyNash12]

@scarredskater100 I Know He's Kind Of A Loser On GTA 4 But Here He Was Awesome

[Coatul]

@scarredskater100 First, it's Lazlow. And second, you stole your comment from GTA4. Sad, when you can't think of your own thoughts to write down.

[scarredskater100]

@Coatul I stole my comment from GTA IV? Get your facts straight. I'm just expressing my opinion. Sad, when you can't accept another person's opinion. Grow up.

[Coatul]

@scarredskater100 No, it's sad when you continue to deny that you simply stole whatever you said from GTA4. Nice. Bye :) don't respond LLL

[stewardo]

Is it sad that i know all of the commercials off by heart?

[nirvblec16]

@stewardo nah it just shows that you are a true grand theft auto fan!!

[Lozimia2]

@stewardo

Probably, alot of it still sounds new to me...

Maybe that's because I'm an awful driver

[MrHappy3434]

Lazlo is my favorite in this game and in GTA IV

[themightyjesu]

I Will Give You A Big, Big KIss. Not Like I Give A Woman Or Even A Donkey

[atult333]

"First, I think we call it 'Man Marriage'. Then I think, no that is a dumb name"

xD

[lazerbolt13]

Hey i just wanted to know that beef price!

[lazerbolt13]

Who gave this guy a green card?!

[lazerbolt13]

House of Tommorow. Will upgrade your system, so you can upgrade your life.

[atrix2200]

A beautiful union between an adulter and queen kong...thats great!

[Darro85]

Best station in the history of GTA games in my honest opinion.

[shaky145]

fernado is fucking hilarious

[Whiterogue01]

lol fernando make me laugh. he did on SA as well :D

[dallaslord214]

he's also on VCS on emotion 98.3

he is hilarious

[nanglemania07]

doesn't he sound french? lmao

[HyppddxBeast]

Funny Lovee Thisss ;D

[oliviyo2]

i love the ads

[theguywithawierdname]

Wundur if wrasslins on tonight.

[Akuroth1]

Or even a donkey xD

lol =*D

[Cuilean07]

dont try to pimp out my listeners!

[Headbanger142]

God, who gave that British guy a green card?!

[WhiteJarrah]

now that we lost 98% of our audience lets award the other 2% with a commercial, lol

[anythingnew]

i think lazlow just lost the 2% audience lol

[RectalDiscourse]

i hate the terrible reverb

[babyphatdiva81]

Fernando is a pimp

[benjamillion]

sinco sinco sinco....