Train of Thought

[mcluv166]

Asouthern vampire... well thats a first!1!

[stephybeastt]

"duct tape can fix anythang!"

this is my family's fucking motto. are you sure we're not related?

[xXDeathNoteLightoXx]

"this candle...*coughcoughcoughcough­coughcoughcough* is full of dust!"

[LyaJen]

@canadianfallout why do you comment that on every single one of his videos. I think ice seen that comment every video.

[XxdinoSTARZ]

BITCH

[singerxxsongwriter16]

seriously my favorite video of his<3

[emoluver263]

Pumpkin:) no pumpkin:'(

[TideFalconFan]

Hey I have World War Z awesome book!.

[ILoveToSingForYou1]

wow Canadian dude ur dumb he does not like u

[Dark46Angel]

my penis is like a universal remote and your body is like a TV. i can always turn you on.....thank you swifty....you just made my day

[pandas9678]

by the end of this video i wanted a pumpkin...

[AwkWardOuTbursts]

Love this!!

[jazzgirl11235]

OMFG!! IMMA VAMPIRE TOO1!!.....but i dont do that weird lick my fangs thing...:) XD

[psychofreakk3]

thumbs up if youd tap tht :D

[rockchick23576]

he looks soooooooo sessssy in fangs hotmazin

[rockchick23576]

u can always turnme on

[LucieZebra]

i liked watching the clock change in the background

[MsEmoGirl180]

you're brain is awesome!

[Crazy86Girl]

You sir,

You're

freakin hot.

There fore.

I'll shall undress you with my mind ;)

[basketclosetcase]

.... Swifty, this is my all time FAVORITE VIDEOOO!! I have defiantly watched it so many times i have the majority of it memorized.... just saying.... oh and you're my hero cuz this is how i explain to people how my brain works too people are all "wtf is wrong with you liz?" and i say COME I SHALL GIVE YOU A MAGICAL TOUR OF MY BRAIN BY SOMEONE ELSE. I play it and run around screaming what you say before you say it and... well... usually it all makes sense to them after. :)....... PUMPKINNNN!! :D

[MyHoi1234]

Are you mentally ill?;D

[ingakaulitz]

look at the clock, He's been takin' vid for 10 minutes ;D that's weird :D :D

[rockrick1988]

my head exploded at 0:15

[Krazyj4111]

Are you serious, thats a pumkin??? I totally thought that was a quarter after all that time.

Yay for sarcasm!!

[sadiemarie95]

This candle...... *coughing spazz*

is full of .. dust.

Hahah :D

[Underpressuregirl21]

I have the same book........ =] I love you

[Lizzbug163]

Pumpkin! :D

No pumpkin D:

Lol (:

[reukinoisemolol]

Mom: Bella, is this really what you watch all day?

ME: yepp.

mom: Your retarded.

me: Yepp.

me: PUMPKIN ;D NO PUMPKN D:

[animalzkrazy]

i know what you mean

[zachXdougie]

Austrian Death Machine !!

You are the best ! I love you !

[mayhemVIAyoshi]

This is the best fuckin' video.

no arguement

[ninjaqueen6660]

0:44 on repeat. nuf said.

[knkcheer23]

I.Love.You.End.Of.Story...

[alzya123]

I have never liked vampires more.... As Milly would put it, "I'M SO WET!!"

[r3m3mb3r24g3t]

He's really cute :3

[PhlematicDecent]

if you think about it... This is just an episode of Spongebob within practical terms. But with a an extremely attractive main character instead of a sponge.

[clara4732]

At the end, that was the craziest, creepiest smile evar!!! ;)

[maddiecass]

a single crutch, a pumpkin, and.... VAMPIRE TEETH?

you, swifty, are one crazy-ass muthafucka

[xxImSeeingDoublexx]

You make me smile:}

[gdfan45]

BANANA!

[lolzkitty101]

wheres jacob thorn when you need him go swiftys made up true blood character

[TheRockergirl82]

My penis is a universal remote and your body is a tv...I can always turn you on ;)

[JustFwkingLaugh]

Swifty Makes a Sexy Vampire.

He Could Suck My Blood Any Time ;)

[MrSasquatchStudios]

This is one of your best videos!! :DD

[hopelesslyxxhopefulx]

lmfao, that was once dusty ass candle...

[noelle549]

no fucking way... MY BRAIN WORKS THE sAME WAY!!!!!!

[Meghan201423]

what does pumpkins smell like?!?



[1231peaceluvr]

Beastiest video you have ever made I pissed my pants. That's how hard I laughed!

[awsumman4]

i almost cryed when you lost the pumpkin (no homo)

[oreolicious7]

dick... penis.... vagina.... giraffe? lmfao i startd dyin

[efftisii]

your train of thought must have left the station without you... then crashed.

Lol. I love you swifty! :D

[LisaMarieThibeault]

My penis is like a universal remote, and your body is like a tv: I can always turn you on!

WTF.. But I had to admit, thats really funny!

[naughtygoddesss]

I LOVE YOU MORE. :P

[yokitaro]

Hahaha you kinda look like Ian and Anthony from Smosh put together.

[naughtygoddesss]

@yokitaro LOL omg so true

[AngelOfTheBlackNight]

Whenever he put the Vampire fangs in, did anyone else think he looks more like a cat than Vampire? xD

[emperoressmillenia]

@AngelOfTheBlackNight  totally thought that...still he is one cat I would like to....

[AngelOfTheBlackNight]

Ah Ooh Ah

Ee Ooh Ee :D

[Indiurgh]

i love you.

[Musicispeaceful]

i love the pedo bear smile at the end :)

[crazyactz22897]

DO U HAVE A WEEWORLD????!!!!

[MyNameIsNaomii]

baha i love you

your hilarious^^ <3

[that1girl242]

ooooh.SOMEBODY'S A PUMPKIN THINKER(;

[alythegr8]

DICK, PENIS, VAGINA, GIRAFFE.

[shanebek1]

I like the ending message

[TheResultsmayvery]

"dick....penis....vagina"....w­oiuld that be a threesom??????

[Ridahx3]

I love how Matt makes this noise multiple times: MEEEH. lmfao:D.

[koopinFOBnMCR]

Ah oh ha

e oh e

[EscapeFateInReverse]

When you choked on the candle, I died Of Laughter.

[CrazyJess0410]

mmmmm BANANA!!!

[haylsonly]

u made a sexy vampire XD

[AtScrysTV2]

sounds like the worst thing to me to =/

[Uncreatve]

Serious pumpkin- addiction :D

[Foxxer930]

pumpkin .............. no pumpkin :( meehh

[stacysolitude]

Wow for as random as it was it actually made me laugh way hard.

hey look a pumpkin! <3

[adamsminormovement]

PUMPKIN

[adamsminormovement]

i loves it

[xxxWolFangxxx]

HOLY SHIIIT AUSTRIAN DEATH MACHINE I FREAKIN LOVE YOU!!! you need to put more metal in your newer videos....it adds.... btw if you have one you should show us your cd collection

[alyacb1899]

Lol you sould have said."Im a vampire...But im not gay...(Whispers)Cuz I dont sparkle!"I think thats when Twilight cam,e out...NOT COMPARING

[rougecl]

ESTÚPIDO!!!!

[RESHLISH]

LOLLLLL XD

[SweetAssasination]

TIT! PENIS! VAGINA!

GIRAFFEEEE!

omg ur funny dude xD

[kildude1190]

all i can say about this video is PUMPKIN!!!

[bree140221]

hottest vampire ever

[OmigadzWtf]

i want vampire teeth like that where can i get them?! i cant find any good shops

[MrBobMoo]

@OmigadzWtf he said i a video that he got them at vamp fangs dot com

[ScheufPoof97]

you, swifty, have no life. but you're hot so it doesn't matter.

[emperoressmillenia]

@ScheufPoof97 truer words have never been typed. Pretty man

[MrBobMoo]

PUMPKIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No pumpkin :(

[UbahMrKitty]

@MrBobMoo yes pumpkin

[jimrichards42]

I think...I think my IQ just dropped about 73 points...thanks a lot szandsr :(

[spongebuddy009]

Lmao!!! Best. Video. EVARRR!!!!!! :)

[ialuvayoua]

...holy shit MATT. you are so fucking hot. WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?!

[tngirl55]

Oh gosh i love you.I have done that same thing of using a crutch like that 0_o 

[DuncanTalks]

"im a vampire!" =]>> fail

[clairem6423]

Omg

You belong at my school...the school of crazy people that we all know and sometimes love

XD

[Spottymuffin]

YOU STOLE MY PUMPKIN D8

[5grimjaw5]

i think you have adhd not to be confused with add

[RockItSjoerd]

You sparkle in the sun?! ; D

[girlicious515]

my brain is like that tooo. :)

[yoyoyiggityyo123xyz]

Haha. That's kinda how my brain is.

[BekkiRawr97]

mmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMBANANA! :DD

[SICkles13]

"yeah. yeah. yeah. BIIIIIIITCH!" HAHAHAHA.

[alythegr8]

lolll, "dick, penis, vagina, giraffe!"

[Alliebear2011]

haha the candle got u with its dust lol

[kirbyxfuzz]

if you can turn her on, you can also turn her off. LOL

[Stream0321]

you are one hot vampire! XD BITE ME!

[BryannaMariee]

i don't know what you're talking about this is funny.

[scb221]

this candle -cough cough- is full of dust -cough-

lol you are so cute I love your accent ^^

[TheCreasybear13]

A PUMPKIN! xD i love you

[Ninjanewsielover]

omfg!! the vampire teeth were fucking awesome!!! u look hot as a vamp;)

[Speedy546765]

BITE ME .... On the Lipsss v- -v

[LoveIsFake2127]

dick, penis, vagina, GIRAFFE!!!! swifty you rock :D

[liannehemaworst]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAAH YOU'RE SICK xDDD

[EmoFromWisconsin]

dude do you have ADHD i do

[MyMaryclaire]

this candly *cough cough* is full ov dust lmfao

[chsgrlrox]

Somebody loves you!!!

hahah

[chsgrlrox]

I'll let you bite me

haha

[MyMaryclaire]

ducktape can fix ANYTHING!!

[girlwithattitude1993]

i sometimes think matt has ADD XD

[caysachic]

DICK! PENIS! VAGINA! giraffe.

[Alexbugflyy]

So crazyy...gotta love him(: haha I love the candle part(:

[petlover875]

PUMPKIN! NO PUMPKIN!

[ClearTapeStudios]

2:14 You just start to make a bunch of really random noises lol.

[ClearTapeStudios]

So. Did NOT suck!

[mEgAcRaZyNiNjAs]

me and my friend never ever stopped laughing(:

[OurInsaneProductions]

Mmmmmmmm banana!" and " dick! Penis! Vagina! Girrafe!" that really Made me laugh

[555HerecticTripp666]

PUMPKIN!

PHONE CALL!!!

Yeah.... Yeah.... Yeah.... BIIIIIITCH! 1:22

[xXEriNeccoXx]

I Love You. xD

[ryenatay]

WWZ ftw!!!!

[IssyRedbird]

Bite me, Swifty!!! ',..,'

[rubberpickle1234]

Ahh, oo ahh, ee ooh eee(: haha that was funny

[XbrittanyanneX]

matt ure just so hot :)

[XxNEVERMINDxX17]

Question: Dick. Penis. Vagina. Banana. Which does not belong?

Answer: Vagina.

:D

[XxNEVERMINDxX17]

Question: Dick. Penis. Vagina. Banana. Which does not belong?

Answer: Vagina.

:D

[savy10179]

Bite Me!!!!!!

[iman324]

What the hell is that sound?!!!?!

[Archieloverdc]

Hey, if ur a vampire, can you bite me? x) lol

[ChandlerXoxoxoxo]

Swifty, i do believe you are my rightful soulmate.. My brain functions the exact same way!

[penelope7777]

2:21 uhhh eeee uhh XDDD

[iicc101]

Dick.Penis.Vagina.Banana.

[DesertFalcon94]

you should really make a youtube story video

[AnimePyoko456]

Since ur a vampire, you can bite me anyday ;)

[fabian25561]

lol woo im first to comment XDDD

[machinegunkittypycho]

This vid is not shitty!! it is AMAZING!!!!! (in a shitty way) ;D

[jiraiya1HBK]

ive been trying to find the name of the song in the intro of the vid for a long time now. what is it called?

[ThatLexiChik]

Austrian Death Machine for the win!

[baaboy83]

cute ..

[rdelos1disequade]

i like your vids but your beerd is bad i love yoooooooooooooooooooooooooou :*

[happinessismykey]

You have such a cute voice! I love it! :D

[cbachick12]

hahaha hes adorable

[NLTlives919]

You look amazingly hot. XP You ARE amazingly hot.

[dezzohhlayy]

hah you are soo random.

isn't that the best!?

you make me laugh soo muchh.

i love youuuu!! ♥ :)

[TheAnasaur]

wow you are so hot...like so totally so super hot

[writergirlchic]

gosh ur facial hair is so sexy i cant get over it

lol weird girl moment there

haha

[Karolina7777Kaz]

ahh I wsh my roomie was as much fun as u r ! :)

xo

[MCRnMSILOVER]

oh i would love to live with youu x

[atreyu943]

whats the name of the song at the very end?

[Karolina7777Kaz]

I love that sound u make after u say ''no pumpkin!" lol

made my day :D:D:D

xoxo

[JennyJenJen1415]

PUMPKIN! no pumpkin ;(

[Goates123]

Pumpkin!!!! No pumkin:( Hahahahah

[music1guy1]

I will hunt you down and kill you slowly!!!!!!! - Jake from Twilight

[m5arinx]

wow. are our brains like hookedup to eachother or something?

[haigaochiru]

This is so wacked up its cracking me up

[BanBanBannification]

Duct tape kan ficks anythang.

[ILuvSwiftKarateChop]

Giraffe! lol

[HaileyBeeBaby416]

Pumpkin!!!!

hahaha

[Katiekins450]

What is really scary is that i sometimes think like you do. im scared

[IssyRedbird]

@Namine207kh2 I agree. He looked really hot wearing those.

[Awesomeness660]

Lol ending  Pumpkin

[BengalsFan620]

duck tape can fix anythang

[XxmcrfreakxX1]

......PUMPKIN.....lollll