Epic Movie | Spill.com Movie Reviews

[thomassegaert]

u know what, this movie did suck, but i saw it with some friends and i laughed my ass off

[dvdreview1]

I bet Korey & Co-Host regret it now not giving this movie a F**k You! rating.

[gabriell16bishop]

this movie (doesn't even deserve to be called one) is a huge echoing F**K YOU!

[slashermaster28]

I think the most painful thing of all is that there are actually a good number of people in the world who think this poorly contrived mess that doesn't even try to be creative is actually funny. These are the people who just laugh at references for being there. It's like, yeah, there doesn't have to be any effort put into it and the creators don't actually have to have seen the films they're referencing. No, it's referenced and that's automatically funny to Seltzerberg fans.

[TheSnowyice]

I think if you like watching a completely ridiculuose movie sometimes then this would actually be the one, but I do agree it lacks a lot of creativety.

[inbreakingnews]

epic piece of crap

[Brokephi316]

This is a big FUCK YOU!!!!

[bmsman816]

@Brokephi316 Actually I got a better rating then a FUCK YOU.....*in Iron Shiek voice* FAAK YOUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

[TheNerdsarentcool]

you're the boss

[AgentH53]

It was bad, but at least it was better than this tt0079470 (imdb)

[eyalater]

@AgentH53 troll harder

[MegaAchilles23]

I used to like "Epic Movie" then I saw "Disaster Movie" and I realized they are the exact same thing.

[Killswitchking88]

Nutsack

[etiscool1]

Fan made youtube videos have a higher production value than this fucking excuse of a movie. Rebecca Black's Friday has slightly higher production value than anything friedberg and seltzer have done to contribute to (butt fuck) pop-culture.

Uvve Boll is just as bad as these guys. Watch this for five minutes and I guarantee you it is unbearable even within that amount of time.

This fucking movie and all the other movies done by these retards lack one thing:

QUALTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EPIC FAIL!!!!

[LawrenceStruijk]

Somebody please thumbs me up because....

I'm 12 and I don't think these movies are funny but I have 14 year old friends that think these movies are funny.

[johnbanks707]

If I ever see those two disgraces of filmmaking, I am going to take all their movies and use them to smack the shit out of them and then ram them up their asses.

[CuriousGeorgeMonkey9]

Has anybody noticed how Friedberg and Seltzer always live up to their movie's titles? "Epic Movie" is an epic fail. "Disaster Movie" is a disaster. "Vampires Suck" sucks.

[o2theh]

@CuriousGeorgeMonkey9 That has to mean that they know these movies suck ass but as long as they make money they will continue doing this shit!

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[rockandrollguy87]

this is stupid !!

[rockandrollguy87]

i hate this f ing movie

[sergiostudios]

i realy loved this kind of parody movies they are all so funny and this is my particulary fasvorite of all them

[johnbanks707]

@sergiostudios ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED?????!!!!!!!! Those films and Seltzer and Friedberg, the ones behind those shitty ass films are unholy abominations that destroy the art of filmmaking and ass rape everything that was precious about Hollywood. There is no humor in them and they waste so many pop culture references, its like watching an hour and a half commercial. Want real parody movies? Watch Airplane and Scary Movie. And If you think Seltzerberg films are still better, GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!

[sergiostudios]

@johnbanks707 guess there is people that cant take a saditisc joke ;)

[sergiostudios]

@johnbanks707 i guess there is people that cant just take a sadistic joke ;) i has kiding man this movie is terrible do yuo relay thinck i like this jeez

[kinzeUK]

@sergiostudios My condolencies

[shadex2330]

I didn't see this movie i just watched the clips off the review the clips made me laugh because of how stupid they are

[Barrymit]

"They got a good Samuel L Jackson impersonator" Well, he looks like him, but doesn't sound like him.

[IceXMan87]

This movie was the EASIEST fuckin way to get mad pussy. Nobody wants to watch that trash, boning just became very viable option. LMFAO. It's like an aphrodesiac for chicks who dig the green scene. Fuckin HBO played it like 10,000 times consecutively like they were fuckin proud of it.

[sergiostudios]

@IceXMan87 well i actualy like this kind of films i like parody films and this is my favourite of all the parody films i ever seen

[filippone55157]

Korey lighting himself on fire was funnier than the clip from the movie...

[Barrymit]

What does Kal Penn think of this movie?

[Sothie]

@Barrymit He said in an interview that he expected it to sweep the Oscars, or something like that. (Which I imagine was his way of saying "This movie blows.")

[Barrymit]

@Sothie I wonder what he thought of Son Of The Mask?

[Nintendoman15]

I enjoyed this film.. I actually laughed in it amazingly.

[TheIronweasle]

God I can't bieleve that guy left House to do more bullshit like this.

[Frisby2007]

33 people don't know jack shit about comedy!

[sathfronDP4L]

At least there Rogue was Hotter 

[Rangerwolf447]

What's even sadder is that the psychologist from Glee is one of the main character

[nerdking731]

They Probably should've called it epic fail.

[M0VIES4U2]

Crispin Glover (George McFly) plays the fake Wonka.... At least he was pretty good in Hot Tub Time Machine.

[sparrowlena]

Seltzer and Friedberg: making me loose my will to live after watching every smurfing movie they make since 2006.

[warningoutcast]

BEST FUNNY REVIEW EVER !!!

[cpmgh1034]

Is there a full version of the song at the end?

[TF2Fan101]

The directors of these movies make any bad directors... and I mean ANY, yes, Uwe Boll, there are directors worse than you, look like Stanley Kubrick.

[MrShinigami1]

I call that movie epic fall movie

[liam6543211]

Thumbs up if this movie made you 2:20 - 2:39

[pikminmon]

2:21 ..... lucky

[BrightEyedBieber]

i liked the movie. the johnny depp part was stupid tho

[mhaze210]

this review would be more worth spending the money and getting critical acclaim, than the ENTIRE "Epic Movie" length.

(sadly America agrees its funny and gets these movies a Top 5 spot at box office...even #1 at box office....thats why i NEVER EVER let Box Office ranks determine whether i should see a movie or not).

We got movies like CONVICTION that are incredible and important...that are struggling to get a wider release, yet these schmucks get wide-releases :(

[Infesturmind]

This movie is so bad it embarrasses me and I'm not even in it.

This is the worst movie and most embarrassing "film" I ever seen. I didn't even chuckle...The ONLY thing they did good was Jack Sparrow...But made him sing that cheesy rap song.

[clashrogers]

@Infesturmind and that rap makes Jonas look like Hanson

[Frisby2007]

@clashrogers Correction, Jonas is just as bad as that Rap.

[sammiton1]

more like epic fail

[OnlyXInXWonderland]

Wait...So is Crispin Glover...

WHYYYYYYYY.?!

[OnlyXInXWonderland]

EMMA FROM GLEE IS IN THIS SHIT?!

FML.

[wormogun]

Some ol bullshit? You have too much sympathy for this movie!!! it should have been F**k you!!!

[CalicoVall]

@wormogun No......A DOUBLE FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!! That' and having them both be lobotomized would be punishment enough for just this movie.

[wormogun]

@CalicoVall Damn straight!!

[NobleM15fan]

@CalicoVall If they were lobotomised, their films would probably become a lot more sophisticated.

[ohbitch94]

the 32 dislikes were from the makers of this epic piece of shit

[Ghost5104]

This movie looks really bad!

[RFLMX]

@mihawk1 don't disgrace ed wood like that at least he tried. These fuckers seltzer and friedberg just do bullshit.

[Bannedforfun]

@RFLMX Also, Ed Wood made like 3 movies a year and made them for 5$ a piece.

[Paperbagman555]

@RFLMX Ed Wood was an unlucky poor basterd, so much potential - with very little money. Not much of a writer but ambitious! These fuck faces have mountains of cash to spend and make Uwe Boll look like Martin Scorsese!!!

[Barrymit]

@RFLMX Plan 9 From Outer Space is so bad it's great, Selter and Friedberg movies are so bad they're horrible.

[IISCOOL67]

@RFLMX

And to add to your comment, at least Wood had some original ideas of his own. Friedberg and Seltzer don't even have those! They just look up random films from that year and have random, retarded characters run around and come across them. And occasionally, they don't even have enough creativity to think up a half-original plot. (ie, Epic Movie has the plot of Narnia, Meet the Spartans has the plot of 300, Vampires Suck has the plot of Twilight.

[ZoanBlade90]

And With Vampires Suck out, I offically put these bungholes on the same level as Uwe Boll. God help you.

[oron345]

The Pirate song did actually make me laugh though, you can shoot me now.

[liptonBlueBirdAdd]

@oron345 I laughed once. Only once. When that satyr is showing off his crib and for no reason whatsoever, throws a bottle at a black satyr's head. It was just so random, it caught me off guard.

[Simple1Jack]

@liptonBlueBirdAdd Yeah but look at the fucking lame way he falls to the floor.

[liptonBlueBirdAdd]

@Simple1Jack I know. F*cking awful but it somehow struck a humor cord with me.

[windowsVD]

wtf thats david carradine at 1:17 ! why david why?

[Joecbg100]

@windowsVD That's low, dude.

[evilfrogstudios]

the should have called it Epic Fail

[DarthMex1991]

My Dad took me to see this movie and I apologized to him like 140 times afterwards!

[MJsNotSoClever]

First time i watched this i laughed! Now it is shit! Seltzer & Friedberg are bad but the best films they have made (if thats possible!) The Scary Movies trilogy! Watched number 3 like 10 times, still love it! :D

[NotFunnyFilms]

@MJsNotSoClever actually they only did the 1st one. One of the zuckers did the 3rd one

[MJsNotSoClever]

@NotFunnyFilms Thats why the 1st one is so bad :L Hahaha LOL :D

[AJSiegler]

i remember seeing this movie about 3 years ago and this review reminded me of how it had no plot, just a bunch of stupid fucking break dance scenes

[Medusa0999]

Why Crispin? why!?!? T.T

[chrisn1234567890]

this review was funnyer than the movie

[liptonBlueBirdAdd]

This movie made me angry... and sad :(

[blazejames47]

the new most successful movies (scary movie and this) usually only spend maybe 20 dollars on choreography and effects

[underbightdog23]

@blazejames47 the rest, is spent on cocaine

[batmanlooksgood]

Likes the redhead Jayma Mays :D

[nl64]

They are coming out with a new movie. It's called Vampires Suck. I'm gonna go cut myself.

[Medusa0999]

@nl64 You know what, that movie will be ten times better than that Twilight Bullshit.

[iGuitarWizard93]

Epic Movie = Epic FAIL

[Ace2Donald]

Next movies these guys make....let's protest against it!!! These movies are crimes against humanity!!!!!!!!!!! THEY SUCK SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!

[AnimeNatako]

I like these movies on the basis they make spillcom reviews funnier.

[slayermate07]

uwe boll is now steven speilberg after i saw this piece of shit (actally a piece of shit looks like a bar of choclate after i saw this fucking anomaly)

[SonicSnail95]

my friends and i used to laugh at the trailer (ie. we chuckled at superman)... because it was basically the equivelent of a series of movie scene spoofs on youtube. the movie sucked ass

[seanjeaici]

Cheap awful pieces of shit these movies are

[loverthehater]

Should've named it " Epic Piece of Bullsh*t" lol so true

[MrOTK95]

You know what i think

i think friedberg and seltzer just take words out of the dictionary and put "movie" behind them

seriously,Epic movie?,why would you call it "Epic movie",there was nothing "epic" about it

oh yeah,Nice review :)

[scw1100]

then i make my own epic movie, woah! hhahaha

[kaelanzombieTV]

i like this movie its not horrible

[bealtespip123]

Fuck,just looking at clips from this piece of shit movie is making me feel like an idiot.

[TheMaverick00726]

i agree. this should have been called Epic Fail. because thats exactly what it was.

[Resifan72568312]

What about "Epic Fail"!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mario1Master2]

i liked this movie..

[CrackedVersion99]

This movie has to be a FUCK YOU

[TheLastStand001]

This movie is shit

[mrfunderful]

i understand that this is one of those 'you gotta suspend disbelief' kind of movies, but come on...

the indian dude gets sneezed on by taco libra and the next shot, his shirt's clean...

or the choco river...his face, hands, completely messy...yet in the next shot he's clean. girl gets head kicked off her body, then plastic-wrapped and boxed up, then next shot...SHE'S WITH THE OTHER 3!!!

[nascarfan2414]

retal

[CaptCow]

I heard about this movie and I heard it was bad. Stupidly I decided to rent it from Blockbuster and sat down with my emergency beer supply besides me to ease the pain. 35 minutes later I was out of beer and I returned it and asked for a refund. Apparently the clerk had also seen it and gave me a free weekly rental instead.

[Zemoeldo]

lol, i couldn't stop laughing at 39 seconds

[nascarfan2414]

@Zemoeldo u mean 0:39

[iwasfredfredburger67]

i thought it would be good,but it sucked

[TheLastHylianTitan]

their movies are just superlong overhyped youtube videos.

and not the ones people fave or go 'ha ha, awesome'. i'm taking about the ones that get -34 stars and every single comment is a curse word.

[timppa600]

what song at 0:13?

[TheBoomViper]

LOL Korey should have given this movie a "F**K YOU" XD

[TF2Fan101]

I think that Korey should give every film by these two a "F**k you."

[NobleM15fan]

@TF2Fan101 Following Disaster Movie he did. Vampires Suck received that grade - and quite rightly so. Even if you hate the Twilight Saga with all your soul, don't go and see it. It would waste an hour or so of your life.

[BrandonTheRemix]

I was about 17 when this movie came out and went to see it with my dad... we walked out 30 minutes into it.

[TF2Fan101]

Poor Kory, putting himself on fire after seeing this piece of s**t film.

[Hectorferjr2]

Superhero Movie (2008) was funnier.

[3917Monkey]

SHIT SHIT SHIT !

[randomlybazaar]

the epic movie is kewl but wrong

[EHH246]

Don't compare these guys to Ed Wood. At least he was trying.

[KPSpark]

No, no he didn't.

[mrtotheextreme]

@EHH246 Acctualy Ed did try. These guys don't put drop 1 of sweat into their work.

[AGAPEMAN23]

tha is sh***

[flcl7471]

This is a movie for immature 12 year olds.

[mihawk1]

Seltzer and Friedberg are a disgrace to film....they make Ed Wood look like james cameron.

[RandomMindz]

@mihawk1

NICE!! At least Wood had an excuse why he sucked. What's these morons freakin excuse???

[silentzombie161]

@mihawk1 no they make uwe boll seem like a decent director.

[clashrogers]

@mihawk1 and they make Uwe Boll look like Christopher Nolan

[barulez]

@mihawk1 AMEN!!!!! I think they are still doing movie but not in theaters because no movie distributor will ever hire those shit head directors ever again!!!!!!

[FinnmensGrave]

@mihawk1 and James Cameron look like Orson Welles

[TheWitcherFanboy]

@mihawk1 at least Wood's movies had some charisma to it, the shit that these people make is just depressing.

[Lionpaw16]

@mihawk1 at least ed wood had some so bad it's good value these fail because they are bad comedys

[rockinsparzy105]

@mihawk1

Thats because Ed Wood actually tried. He made films that he thought were great but turned out not to be. Seltzer and Friedberg are guys who still think they're in 4th grade......with an F average.

[woodywoodpecker896]

@mihawk1 Ed Wood actually tried these mother fuckers are basicly putting there middle finger up at films and film lovers like myself i want them dead!!!

[spartand001]

@mihawk1 UMAD?

[Barrymit]

Why oh why did this movie do well at the box office?

[Frankenstrat247]

because apparently a ton of people are giant tools

[darkgomugomu]

this did suck. but it sure as hell was better than the other two.

[Barrymit]

When Seltzer and Friedberg were filming this disasterpiece, did they thought "Hey let's have someone dance in this scene cos we have no jokes and dancing is so funny." Why did they ever green light this? Does Hollywood want another Ed Wood? Hello, we have Uwe Boll.

[monseurkez]

I never saw this movie but watching the clips in this makes me embarrassed that such shit exists

[BusBoyIsBack]

This movie made 86 million dollars.

Epic fail on the part of the consumer.

[AndrewCWillis]

This movie isn't even funny. If your going to make a BS movie and just throw in random things for big laughs then it better be funny as hell. Family guy does that. They go off the storyline and characters for random crap, but atleast you laugh this didn't even make me smile. It just made me angry. Gahh!

[zyzoggman]

I remember walking into this movie thinking slap stick was impossible to mess up. I sure did learn something new that day. I just wish I didn't have to feel like I was ass raped while learning this.

[R2R3L4]

GuessI thought it was fairly okay for Jayma Mays because she did make me laugh a little, lol

[TheWabbajackX]

Epic Movie = Epic Fail.

[lbn8177]

i think that if there was an avgn (angry video game nerd) equivalent for movies, this would make a good episode!

[4dojo]

looks like scary movie.

[boardripper08]

I'm glad I never seen this shit.

[theresult23]

faggot films presents epic movie

[wolfragen2]

i think the title is actully quite acurate.

COS THIS MOVIE IS SO EPICLY STUPID!

[themegahomoable]

the samuel jackson part is stolen from chappelle like many other things in these Movie movies

[potterbroadwayfan92]

This movie sucked. I did not laugh once! :)

[lordestriker]

you've gatta be kiding me...

how the hell did you not laugh at that movie...

IT'S FREAKING EPIC!

[hollowman126]

@lordestriker obvious troll is obvious.

[xoxMANIMExox]

2:00 - 2:20 Damn! And I thought 4kids version of the one piece opening was bad! O_o

[TheLastHylianTitan]

every time you see one of these movies, a talented screen writer dies.

PLEASE THINK OF THE INNOCENT SCREEN WRITERS.

[doug8798]

There are only about three funny parts in this movie,but this movie was horrible.

[ethiogorgeous]

, watch naked gun,or airplane.The one parody movie good after that is SM1 and barely SM2. Not another teen movie was okay, but these ___Movies are just stringing random movies together, then they change the character names and designs to loophole copyright infrigement. The kids who watch them like them because they find the pop culture references, and they laugh. I didnt even pay to see this movie and i feel they owe me something! That harry potter clip made me want to kill, F**k You!

[hibarnaby2]

This film is awful.

[flcl7471]

This movie was funny when i was 12. Epic movie? Epic fail.

[homies2smokewith]

the 1st 3 scary movies were good and not another teen movie has its moments to but every other parody has been so lame its not funny, i mean its REALLY not funny

[Gibix]

The Wayan's Brothers made the first 2 which where fucking awesome! But then 2 white guys started making shitty ones and you get this shit nuggets.

Black people are way funnier I swear >_>

[homies2smokewith]

agreed

[Equilibrium2037]

The directors who made Epic Movie should have been put on trial for crimes against humanity and shot.

[boomshamwow]

never saw this garbage until it came on hbo gave it 5 minutes and changed the channel... pure shit! only 10-16 year olds go watch this kind of crap, nothing is funny about this movie.

[DarkProphet94]

ill admit, the first time i saw this, i laughed a couple times. then, 5 months later, i saw it again on FX. afterwards, i sat in the shower and cried like a rape victim saying, "how could i ever thought that was funny?!"

[TheMintyMuffin]

It's okay, dude. It'll be okay...

[DarkProphet94]

thanks for the support. the last time i did that was when i saw the Cat in the Hat on tbs. no amount of soap and tears could wash that away

[TheMintyMuffin]

Well, I'm proud of you for having the courage to speak up. Many suffer in silence, feeling violated and ashamed. I certainly did. Just know that it wasn't your fault. It was THEM. And the bastards in Hollywood that let them walk free. There's no justice in this world...

[MegaAdam1000]

@DarkProphet94 Same.I thought it was funny,but looking back,it's just stupid.

[Jman92854]

@DarkProphet94 *pats back* It's okay. I was the same way. Saw it in theaters, then it was on on FX, and I hated it.

[Barrymit]

Poking yourself in the eye with a needle is more fun than this movie.

[BeanieSkater]

i thought the movie was great

[TheMintyMuffin]

It's because of people like you that films like this are made. For shame...