A Message From Taylor Mitchell

[cheesy277]

lickity split!

[jhenry9989]

jeeze people he isn't the canadian Taylor Mitchell who was a girl.

[SergeantZombie]

taylor lost like a 100 pounds in the other video!

[lxFeLoNxl]

lol.

it was sorta funny (it takes a bit to make me laugh) but i did laugh rlly hard when he was like "and cheesy... and crunchy... did u mention delicious??"

[chickenruler]

wow, you have changed!

[HAL0Machinima]

this guy is fucking funny :)

[Darkohammy4]

lol

[arrechavengo]

"If you're on a highway and Road Runner goes beep-beep!

Just step aside, or you might end up in heap!

Road Runner, Road Runner runs on the road all day.

Even the Coyote can't make him change his ways.

Road Runner, that Coyote's after you!

Road Runner, if he catches you, you're through!

Road Runner, that Coyote's after you!

Road Runner, if he catches you, you're through!

Beep! Beep!

lulz

[mysterymac38]

I came here to be rude, but you know something? This video was funny!!!

[arrechavengo]

Did u know this fat dumbass used to be a she ...

who ended up her days eaten by "The Coyote"!?

ROFLMAO

[pfelice157]

This had absolutely no reason to be as funny as it was.

[TheRealKurtJames]

Eaten by a coyote.

[taniwha9]

This is not the Taylor Mitchell who was eaten by a Coyote?

[moshtarakman]

No it's not. That was a different Taylor Mitchell - she was Canadian

[frickinlad1978]

why cant you be dead... shame

[dsscam]

You're not dead?

[windsofjuly]

haha you rock mate!

[babunski]

R.I.P.

[amoderndaydrifter]

I laughed so hard I cried. I don't even know why... But that was freakin hilarious.

[utoobasaurus]

cheerio! rice crispies and all that!

[cocolaw8]

Frekin Funny

Make more vlogs

[fishflosh]

wtf is smoral?

[KTC26]

EEW GROSS A MAC

[mesmesh12]

Lol Taylor is talking about his fatness and and Ryan's skinny-ness while he's consuming a whole bag of goldfish.

[G4andy]

ROFL QUIT EATING XD

[mhuttley]

this is great, keep making them.

[fortressring]

Did Taylor have any Sanity before this video?

[retyalSmoT]

Taylor's freakin' funny!

[jjjXrrrXbbb]

llollololooooloolololololololo­lol

[xTemplarKingXx]

Wow, Taylor sure is funny, and Ryan just relaxing and eating, :)

[MCPOJohn]

"that guys" aka Chris

lol Goldfish YUM!!

[AntonTheKing11]

crapist acent not british

[mhuttley]

the shitty accent is what makes this video what it is.

[SUPERTHUNDERSTONER]

lol, the whole point of aaaaaaaaaaalllllll that was dont smoral your puppies even tho tha was onli a few secs of the end

[ITMANWOMAN]

fakest accent......goes from british to american to irish

[MCPOJohn]

so its funny

[MrNotgoth]

That was pretty funny, actually.

[sammycoolboy]

the man tits

[deathwatch962]

Jeez Im glad im not american.

[TheGruffoid]

too right

[heyfug118]

i though he was gunna say he looks like a wheel. lol

[JordanHKY2]

I love it when he says "i look like a whale!!!"

[chilimad001]

HAHAHA.

"Don't smoral your puppies.."

[Mathinza]

That was Epic.. Win. :)

[RyanXWing]

Those were damn good goldfish

[Thir3dRail]

to be honest i dont no if this is hilarious or just scary

[nightral8I4]

Who's taylor mitchell?

[WhatTheCrapItsAlex]

FUCKING

HILARIOUS

[shadowspartan108]

ROFL MAN TITTYS

[Briskel2]

who is Taylor Mitchell

[wolves167]

that guy at 1.06 looks just like john frusciante

[uberhalo3]

blime

[sk8er4lifeuntilidie]

101st Comment

[jfcougar100222]

100th comment

[pencilpower2]

hes not acualy british and at the beggining he sounds austrailian

[wolves167]

lmao! that was an accent fail....

and surprisingly he didnt mention tea and crumpets like most americans do

[vc432]

Australians don't sound like that, I'm sure of it.

[CMNeir]

FYI to those who don't know already; Taylor is the guy who voices Bumper Cars.

[evergreen44444444444]

Bumper cars was a great video

[saiyanrobot]

You said Halo funny. Jerk.

[Aremoviesrapeyou]

fat people ftw

[Shad0wSquirrel]

its a britt!

run!

[FreakingHilarous]

who dat?

[nascarperson]

FTW???

[firestar141]

it means for the win

[nascarperson]

yeah i know, I just had to say it cause this crap is screwy

[xXdrunkensumoXx]

Dude, your not alone (being fat, i mean)

[dzypaul]

lol nice is he really British?

[everyonesdoom]

Hi taylor Mitchell!

[WaCiesT]

lolol ssooooo funny

[crazy8mopfo]

You people who don't know who he is are stupid. He's a very funny guy.

[jtmcutter1]

wtf

[WiiMHJK]

Who is he? WTF?

[jamiesage123]

By The Way Not every British People Are Like This

[limpkik78]

we know

[WaCiesT]

Man, I wish they were

[DBZuniversefan117]

Too much chicken :D lol

[Xizor15]

lol story of my life

jk

[sonicshooter15]

ya im fat 2

[CFRMTB]

You sound like your mom nerdy boy

[VinIsAwesome55]

Taylor is AWESOME. So the moral is (correct me if I'm wrong) either never eat too much or never hug puppies too hard.

[abcdefg6195]

ROFL!

[buckinator95]

you sound like austin powers lol

[DerHellRazor]

haha. awesomeness. PUPPIES

[SUPERTHUNDERSTONER]

this guys is funny

[roostermeow]

lol man this is funny do you call this STUBBLE???? well i call it rugged.

enough about me lets talk about something more important: Little kids starving in Africa, those poor poor souls.

[soraspsp]

OMG, lol, THE PUPPIES!!

[Arbitur18]

Lol

[slicker2014]

haha enough about my fatness

[Caboose730]

LOLOLOLOLOL

[xXRaggleFraggleXx]

lol when he rubs cheek his at 0:58 his chins jiggle

[KingSequoia]

I love food too much (im not jokeing )

[tomemelloo]

not that funny

[chumarrin]

haha you guys think england is so badass my sister lives there in one of the most ghetto streets ever (we're not exactly loaded) and the gang actually appoligized to her because they didnt mean to offend her ^_^ true story

[yaykai3]

bahaha! i love when he yells at the other guy to quit eating

[MAGO2695]

chris??

[kickster411]

the man titys the titys of a man

[53866797]

lmao

[godfather01111]

lol i keep eating until i cant breath like the puppies

[minisquiz]

no your a fat basterd

[ignite259]

And you're an illiterate imbred.

[minisquiz]

if he is takling piss out of english we dunt speek like that

[jellybeanscottadam]

he is english dumbass haha

[oOP3RF3CTOo]

only the queen speaks liek that in england i'd like to see u survive in the bad parts of liverpool or to you..... liverpool "street" because england actually is london (sarcasm)

[Timestopper117]

LOL!

[chatchat102]

Please, please, don't smoral your puppies. Please.

[RyanXWing]

Completely Ad lib.

[Rushinoo]

Lets talk about something more important....

starving children in  Africa lol.... no offence

[SirPaculas]

lol ur names Taylor Mitchell my names Mitchell Taylor :) and im actually british dont dis! lol

[xNeverxGivexInx]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm goldfish

[MrBrawl]

Excellent.

Freakin' hilarious.

[GriffenMan123]

im dying of laughter

[Annihilator1323]

FUNNY AS HELL

[JAyRJRJ]

That Was Hella Funny!!

[MrBrawl]

Man no wonder your comment is marked down! You're a jerk who's probably laughing that he insulted another person sooo well! Congrats!

[ArchLaughter]

that was freakin' halarious!

[pokemonking10]

lol i am briitish too!

[TYSniper]

lol, Smoral

[wutanoob]

"I look like a whale!"

lol :)

[Wantmyserver]

im sorry cmneir but.... WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? lol "its very awkward and i dont like them at all"

[CABOOSETUCKERCHURCH]

lol quit eating ima gona kill you lol

[battleship92]

if u smother ur puppies to hard...theyll stop breathing...and theyll die...thats the same with me i start to eat and i stop breathing then ill die lol

[itzadeelio3]

stop eating I'll kill you! hahahah funny man

[TheKonohaWhiteFang7]

whos the one talking? whos taylor

[ScatmenProductions]

Taylor Mitchell, he was in some of the earlier videos posted on CMNeirs channel, and if you watch the halo short Bumper Cars on the same channel, he's the dude who is facinated with, and kills with, the Ghost Bumper Cars. He is also seen in H3T at various times running people over with that same bumper car, until RednekSniper kills him in the 3rd movie.

[nightkick1]

get lipo suction if your fat.

[SwissnRoll]

"nightkick1-get lipo suction if your fat."

There is something called excercising, its free, and it's legit. lol. but yeah uhmm i don't want to get something that will take my money away! That is all. SwissnRoll

[Ishimaru4Death]

I love British accents.

[ADNProductionz]

RyanXWing sat right behind taylor eating chips XD

[Flipsk8X017]

that a good acsent

[H34DB4N91NM0NK3Y]

XD he was eating goldfish

XD

this is so fucking hilarious!

[ollie80085]

your so funny! i promise i wont smoral the puppy,lol

[nightkick1]

he didint sound british later on in the movie,so i dont think he is british.

[masterchiefurmom]

he is, dude, they werent eating american goldfish

[yamsarereal]

lol 5/5

Made me wake up the dog i laughed so hard XD

[leedagnall2]

he not... watch Bumper cars! he talks american also after he screams he slips into an american accent and since i am british i should know. also he does put on a good accent

[Gaeuvyen]

He can do all kinds of voices....I've heard him do...Well I wouldnt say German since it wasnt that good since it sounded off.....but he does speak the language well......he does a Italian.....I wonder if he could do an Irish accent....

[xmattzax]

Haha, halarious

[secretacnt]

Lol, very nice =) 5/5

[pugy2000]

LISTEN HERE YOU TUBE!

[yetti35]

LMFAO 

"QUIT EATING!!!!"

[NightmareProductions]

lol, "dont. smoral. the puppies"

[SageCallahan]

"quit eating!!" I wasn't expecting that!

[leedagnall2]

u do a good british accent

[SenorHcThTh]

cause he really is british

[Koopa213]

that was hilarious! hes not afraid to speak his mind

[ARtrteddumbas]

he just picks random but slightly related topics outta the air!

[KrazyVideoMan]

lol

[Chi2Evl]

I like it.

[zombieninja1]

wow that funny

[ExPl0iT3]

lol funny..

[tallhunter1]

wow, your a brit? Im sorry to hear that. But i love the halo vids.

[ExPl0iT3]

FIRST!!

[travis264]

wow wat did u win for gettin the first comment

[ExPl0iT3]

i dont know..lol