Kratos, If You're Gay, It's Okay!

[Happymystery12]

Zelos... We all know YOU'RE gay XD stop accusing Kratos of being gay because you can't accept yourself x3

Seriously. Pink shirt. Long hair. You sure you're straight? Or cis, for that matter?

[sugarcookie111]

I almost peed myself. I had to take a bathroom break 1 min into it. xD ROFL ALMOST LITTERALLY

[315dragonfire]

lol to f'in hell.

[EXHellfire]

lmfao this is great

[thecheatcodeweirdly]

They did this for ike and marth...

[Light600000]

what shit voice for Kratos!

[2704070530073112]

for a moment, I had thought that the "Kratos" in the name of the video was referring to God of War... then i laughted myself out, and I thought: no .... must be a Kratos from some other game that I do not know

[MrEpicFailure808]

I KNEW it.

Nice one.

[oXDarkMagicianGirlXo]

hahahah I loooooove Kratos Face!!!!!

[1Luneth]

This is no doubt the best thing I have ever seen on youtube.

[Demonboy190]

This was done PERFECTLY! Way to go cocobeans142, way to go...

[Pyralblitzzz]

Is is depresing that, having never heard the song brfore this video, I have watched so much that I can now sing all the words to Nicky's part, and speak Rod's along with the video?

[XxL33TN00bx]

76 people are gay

[Happymystery12]

@XxL33TN00bx Nooo. 76 people are homophobes.

[realmiker]

Fucking zelos is the gay char

[nintendomanofgod]

Oh zelos. i love you forever and always

[TheCoCoMixer]

zelos sounds like the guy from elmo. lol

[MrSonicblast]

lol I was talking about Kratos, zelose is a nobrainer XD 

[Snipaofdeth94]

I should feel terrible for watching this, but I'm laughing to hard to feel anything but my busted gut.

[TheNightSkyBreeze]

WHY DOES KERMITS VOICE FITS HIM SO WELL?! ><

[hudson5188]

@TheNightSkyBreeze its not Kermit

[AshleyTerain]

wait, does Kratos really have a sprite/avatar of him holding a book, or was it ripped off from Raine?

[WarriorHawkSpirit]

gaaaay?? NO WAY!! OK yes way. At least Remiel aint gay!! (remmy fangirl faced) kya!

[saitodono88]

who the hell assigned collette as a maid again anyway?

[AutumnFox15]

Raine: Who, Kratos or Zelos?

Sheena: I was talking about Kratos. Zelos is a no brainer XD

[avalon665]

Epic :D

[Funkiichink]

2:11 i never thought Kratos would ever have that face expression o.o

[JohnHa1000]

I bet zelos wants kratos to admit that he's gay so they could be a gay couple :D

[CryTeknik1]

ahahahHHAHAHHHA

[rrtkddigimon0]

who are they ?

[PhoenixCorona]

@rrtkddigimon0 Kratos and Zelos from Tales of Symphonia.

[shadowgirl2100]

it's weird...cuz i can actually imagine this happening o.o

[LinkCarina54]

Poor Kratos... but he and Yuan look good together... Just look at Yuan in the non-explosive way and he's rather cute.

[poknaru]

so funny XD

[Persegan]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD AWESOME VIDEO!!!!!! Thanks for this! XD that was very funny!

[LexiScreenGirl4]

i wonder if he is gay(jk)(xD)

[vikingdrizzit]

this should have been reversed

[Benwithani]

@vikingdrizzit You really think Zelos would read a book?

[vikingdrizzit]

@Benwithani you forget hes a genius at math, he had to have learned it somewhere

[Zorofoe]

This made my terrible day just a little more awesome =D

[YuriXEstelle]

i feel sorry for Kratos...

[gymnast4life724]

AHAAHAHAAHAA I kol'd at this!!xD

[TheMephilesDomain]

I can imagine Kratos having to cast Indignation or Judgement towards the end. lol

[brianhoorn]

Did you make this? It's freaking hilarious!

[SaphireJukebox]

This was such a stupid video!!It's like..it totally ruins Kratos's image,but I can't help but laugh!XD

[SaberWingDragon]

Poor Lloyd

He might have three fathers

but then again he'd probably see that as something awesome because he's got two dads more than most people

[IzHellFrozenYet]

I think I just died inside a little from laughing so hard. xD

[lilykinz39]

this is friggin amazing!! :P love it

[videogamer15963]

Lol this is a real song

[TheMyselfChannel]

somebody tell me where i can buy this game?

[nalisarcanester]

@TheMyselfChannel

ebay

[LunnVic]

Best vid EVER LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[rob4nj3]

this shit is crazy

[Talesowns]

This is lame I didn't even find it funny, The everyone is a little bit rasist Skit is way better then this.

[AGuyAndAGun]

Truthfully, this is one of the greatest things I think I've ever seen on youtube

[furious4543]

wow zelos

[KrimzonFlygon]

"Well, you don't have to get all defensive abou..."

"IMNOTGETTINGDEFENSIVE!"

[Noureddin91]

This is why I use Zelos instead of Kratos.

[BoredGamer]

Tales of Symphonia + Avenue Q = Unbelievable awesome!

[carlosfomTT]

hahaha this is awesome XD

[Exkaisen1]

This sounds like if this was from sesame street LOL.

[wolfdracoconflict]

Little piece of info: The guy that voiced Krotos is in fact a homosexual.

[xXxAngelicKratosxXx]

@wolfdracoconflict Did no one else know that? Cam Clarke is such a badass! What an awesome voice actor!

[BreaktheChainsofFate]

Who the fuck is this?!!!!! This fool is not THE GOD OF WAR!!!!!!!!

[dxmds]

@BreaktheChainsofFate

Kratos is also the name of a character in Tales of Symphonia and just so ya know Tales of Symphonia was created before god of war ^_^

[BreaktheChainsofFate]

@dxmds I know that dude, but Kratos is sooooo much cooler than Kratos. He is the God of War!

[KruxisV]

@BreaktheChainsofFate Get the fuck out. Kratos is so much cooler than that roid-raging Spawn wannabe.

[BreaktheChainsofFate]

@KruxisV Oh, is that so. Well how many weomen has this pussy conqured, how meny men has he sent to their graves, and how many gods has this mortasl killed. Don't rush, I'll wait. P.S. Spawn blows when compared to the Ghost of Sparta

[KruxisV]

@BreaktheChainsofFate Considering his 4000 year career, he's probably done a lot more of each than yah boi has. Also, I agree Spawn sucks, so it really must say a lot about this so-called god of war when he acts so much like a cheap knockoff . . .

[BreaktheChainsofFate]

@KruxisV 4,000 years doing shit is still 4,00 years doing shit. Kratos has gone Hades and back, on more than one occassion, killed gods, monsters, and even titans. He was so powerful, so strong, only his own hand could kill him. Even that might not be enough. He's the epitamy of a warrior. A spartan like no other. "Cheap knockoff", whatever, man. Enjoy your Kratos, while I worship the God of War!

[KruxisV]

@BreaktheChainsofFate Yeah, I guess you're right, he never had time to do anything while he was busy inventing religion and participating firsthand in the repeated destruction of civilization after civilization. He's killed his share of gods and monsters, and vanquished an entire demonic plane. Know your shit, brah. But when your idol is some pasty-faced weirdo who bumped into a retard with a red paintbrush, I guess its easy to see why you'd make a mistake.

[BreaktheChainsofFate]

@KruxisV "Clears through" Attention, go fuck fuck yourself. That is all. God of War>Tales of Symphonia any day, though the theme song by Bump if Chicken is really good. God of War is cooler, has more games, sold more merchandise, and even may have a movie in the near future. Kratos wouldn't be scared of this guy, and I'm not scared of you. Good-bye forever, IN AMERICA!

[KruxisV]

@BreaktheChainsofFate Oh man, you've seen a couple of videos on the internet! You must be super cool! All that merchandise talk is also amazingly relevant. Are you gonna be in that movie? Because you seem awfully proud of it to just be a fan of a video game. I had no idea I was dealing with a professional. I'll be sure to get right on "fuck fuck"-ing myself real soon.

[BreaktheChainsofFate]

@KruxisV Ha. Dude calm down man. Listen, how about we just like our own Kratos, and let it be at that. I've flamed with af ew people on Youtube before, but you sir, are the best so far. Much love man. =)

[KruxisV]

@BreaktheChainsofFate Really? The best? That truly makes my day. Yeah, no bad blood, I just wanted to string this along as far as I could. Keep on keeping on, bro.

[BreaktheChainsofFate]

@KruxisV I'll do that. Stay gold.

[SamMexiThai]

This reminds me of bert and ernie from sesame street

[verukohp13]

@SamMexiThai It's based off of them.

[BMX4eva88]

kratos is to baddass to be gay

[PKrockin]

Colette: Turbo Waitress

[IwubMaiColettie]

@1:35 I don't think i ever saw kratos make that face in the game

[Happymystery12]

I was laughing so hard at this! xD

[VXRPGMaker]

Is taht dude on the right a drag queen?

[NickyNick227]

LOL REGAL!

[Deamonguy777]

Zelos' voice....it's...IT'S PERFECT, it should sound like that in the game

[maumex732]

it will be better for thee final of the video if colette brings an hot tea and an iced coffe :P

[TheRedmoon1997]

OMFG I can't stop laughing. LMAO

[Youdsavedme]

how many times have i watched this? it always cracks me up!

btw, you should hear my friend when he mimics that "Hey Niki"-thing. he sounds so stupid when he does it! XD

[IXIStellaIXI]

this is so funny xD

[Salawon]

Hahahahahahahahahah omg that was hilarious xDDDD Poor Kratos xDDDDD

[bahamutrunner]

This was VERY well done, and hilarious

[meepfeet]

wait wait, I just watched Avenue Q and isn't Birod (Kratos) the gay when and Niki (zelos) the stright one? lolz

[khanime13]

XD that was hilarious, good job, kratos's face was epic!

[bugameca]

neither of them are....idiots and retards...

[dudeofmeh]

@bugameca kratos could be bi!

[darkmirage0]

hm... the only person in the Tales series that I think is possible to be gay is Richter from Symphonia 2.

[Gvuz]

Kratos is obviously gay.

Zelos isn't gay.... But his boyfriend is :D

[ZeroRagnarok15]

after whatch this ..i want to play tales one more!!!! but.... idont have it...the game belongs to a friend of my bro.... aaaa!....i have watched this video since .uuuuuuuu a loooong time! i dont get tired of this....great job!

[MiddowHimenoKuroNeko]

Haha, awesome!

[kirbycute177]

omg soooo funnyHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[lightlouis]

lol wait why is zelos living with kratos?

[tonymanx]

xD hahahaha funny,

[Lelouchlove46]

omfg

Zelos: and as they say it's in your dna!! YOU'RE GAY!!

Kratos: I AM NOT GAY!!

[AngelOfDarkness1311]

Haha that totally looks like something Zelos would do to Kratos!

[F4ESP]

@AngelOfDarkness1311 MORE LIKE THE OTHER WAY ROUND BOYO

[kash30032000]

That's so cool! How did you do this?

[AlexPodetz]

"...so what should it matter to me what you

DO

IN

BED

WITH

GUYS!"

[DROLOCORP]

jajajajajajja

[bangshebang]

...OHMYGOD, Kratos's skit faces were so EPIC XD

And fffff god, Colette's 360 degree spin for "*trip*" was the perfect way to end this. In fact, that entire ending was pitch-perfect 8)b

(Actually, I'm pretty sure Zelos is bi, underneath all his womanizing tendencies XD He's like France, da?)

[xXBleedingBethXx]

XD lol Zelos is in perfect character! XD this is the sorta thing he would say!

[Enkiharmony]

jajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja­jajajajajajajajajaja

[Akailein]

that is awesome xD

I admire the avenue Q songs very much

and it's really great what you have done *lol*

[melikeyyeah]

heh,

handling the situation.

[XAaronXRascalX]

rotfl hahaha fucking epic!!

[NulDrieProductions]

Nice job.

[sakura12grete]

so... EPIC!!!! =D

[SuuOfTheSun]

"So what should it matter to me what you do in bed with guys?~"

"Nicky, that is wrong!"

"No, It's not!!~ ^ u ^"

This song PWNS

[NihkiNeon95]

I lol'd.

I love Kratos, he's amazing, but ever since I first saw this, I haven't been able to play Tales of Symphonia with him.

xDDD

[4thwatcher777]

@NihkiNeon95 You can get Kratos Back at the end :D

[tehnoobshowfans]

@NihkiNeon95 lol tales of symphonia the gayness of kratos strikes back lol

[batman3454]

but im not gay haha thats so funny

[pingg317]

haha :) - But - im - not - gay

[Hanyuuuuuuu]

lol this is made of epic win

[YitanLeon]

It's not an anime, it's a game called Tales of Symphonia. A great game for the Game Cube, highly recommended ;)

[KageKiller245]

they made an anime for it though

[FeralShifter]

The Tales of Symphonia OVA, you mean.

[satsugekibukouken]

@lewisstonerhouse08

herp derp

[Chiyaharu]

If you were gaaaaaaaay i'd shout hurray!

[kjzsbtby]

YAY! XD

[psi9502]

HURRAY!

[GothicPrincess21212]

how do you lip sync and what program do you use

[kjzsbtby]

OMFG X3

HAHAHAHAA LOOOOL LMAO ROLF!

[UrikoHigurashi]

1:56 he jumps lol loved that

[JennyTheDragon]

OMG IT'S GREAT XDD I love you right now!

[KaiMisonou]

Kratos: I'm not gay!!

Zelos if you were gay!

Kratos: AAAAAH!

xDD

[Kururuchii]

LOL!

[00BainStriker00]

Oh WOW, this is such an inside joke, LOL

(Cam Klarke is actually gay)

[Shaxas13]

@00BainStriker00 and that is what makes this video sooo incredibly funny lol.

[FiatLuxColette]

"I-I didn't mean anything by it Rod, I-I just think it's something we should be able to talk about." "Well I do not want to talk about it Nikki, this conversation is Over!" "Yeeah, But Rod--" "OVER!!" "If you were gaaaaaay.... I'd shout HURRAY!!"

[Dr3xiel]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL omg this made my day!!! XD the faces were awesome and really fit everything XD 5 Stars

[HolyWhatIsThat]

lmao omg an amazing video.

Best line was.

Zelos:Doesn't matter what you do in bed with guy.

Kratos:NIKKI THAT IS WRONG!

[yutaka15]

hahahahaha Just to funny

[janmichael1000]

and that smile at 1:03 look's like lloyd's smile !?!?

[janmichael1000]

is just me ir is that when kratos say aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh in 2:10 his face looked exactly as genis face!?!?

[pika515]

kratos: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH lol XD MDR

[bstrandy]

colette says sorry way to much....

[bstrandy]

yes Zelos you are gay ^^

[kazemaru95421]

You know, Kratos got in this same argument a while back and that's basically where Lloyd came from.

[allthingssonic]

lol.  favorited.

[ButterfliesRainbows]

This is fuckin' funny XD

[xblade2099]

LMAO

[YuYuHakushowned]

JUDGEMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not The Face

[sora4440]

WTF!!!! This was funny as fuck good job ^_^

[WhaayJhey]

fuckin son of a hoe

[XshadowAcezX]

lol now that was funny,zelos would sing a song like this :D

[Solenor92]

I don't know whats funnier. This video, or how true it is. O_O

[LightBlueFlame]

lol zelos would do something like that :D

[power2296]

2:00-2:10 best part lol

[Raichumi]

lol!! this is so awsome!! XD

[crosscountrydancer]

i luv it!!

[myopicmirror04]

Very funny, but I think Zelos is a bit gayer than Kratos.

[silverrimmedrain19]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! this is priceless! you did a great job!

[eXtremeLink859]

xD Everybody always thinks Regal's a pedo. Poor guy, Regal's epic.

[thundermousey]

I could see Zelos doing this to Kratos.

Amazing.

[XxFaelinexX]

That was really good!! Loved it!

[Neovei]

I have only three letters to describe what I did. L O L!!!

[fyctssss]

i think Mithos in his "Yggdrasil" form looks gayer than Zelos... first time i saw him i thought he was "she"

[TOTALbakanekoremix]

I definitely have to agree, I thought Mithos was a girl too lol xD

[tooeasy92894]

@fyctssss Mithos in BOTH forms looks like a girl. He has long blonde hair. He must be gay. (You know why he was mad that Yuan liked his sister 4000 years ago? It's cuz he secretly loved Yuan ;) <3 hahaha)

[fyctssss]

@tooeasy92894 thank you very much... now i had a vision of Mithos and Yuan having gay sex.... thanks for the mindfuck...

[IgneoBern]

@fyctssss Zelos wears all pink, has long hair, and a bustier. Mithos has a leotard and long hair... I'd say they're fairly even.

[Sasuake1000]

THis kind of thing could really happen between characters like that!

[lovefordante]

Oddlt enough I could picture this being a real scenario in the game

[Magik57]

they sound like seseme street characters!