Assassin's Creed: The Excitable Guard!

[bieberbenches49]

hahahahaha plat plat plat plat plat plat plat....i guess he's done.. platplatplatplatplat

[nt45gamerplays]

kkk que BUG!

Essas sáo as únicas coisas que estragam os games mesmo kkk!

[bungieforever]

i remember this vid!! oh!! good times !! :D 

[BaddmuddaXGamingX]

i Can remember watching this in 2007 !

[NoraInuUzumaki666]

Templars and their fetishes lolmao

[Serenchen]

Hahahaha, the weird fapping noises made the whole thing even funnier! I'm crying now from all the laughing xD JESUS FUCK!!

[95oakash]

was he fucking the table!!!!!

[callofbooty31]

get your fresh humped food!

[DarkHeartEzio]

Is this a glitch or did this really happen? x'D

[icemagz]

@DarkHeartEzio most likely a glitch. great video thO!

[sultanjumper]

this guy is lonley... you can't blame him...

[mrgerminaro]

talk about getting wood!

[BeastCreedX]

0:15 to 0:21.....Was That TABLES Orgasm ?

[SevenDeadlySins6]

O_o Was he raping that table? Even if its a no, Imma still say he is

[lsxb3]

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[trilfy]

This is fucking hilarious Omg LOL!!!!

[lasalle1alpha]

Get him from behind, Altair!

[LittleMissMetal13]

This happened to me..only he was doing it to a civilian... xD

[Tassadaritze]

Lol this video was uploaded November 16th...

TEH DAY OF MY BIRTHDAY!

Oh dammit...

[maltacross1987]

Yea i feel for that table and the chainmail armor roflmao.

[XZIL999]

BEST GLITCH EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[PaperSnk]

I think ubisoft became bored for the moment and decided to add something to entertain us. Thumbs up if you think so too.

[noorio789]

altair: wtf u doin man ur sick!

gaurd: no dude ima chainsaw!!! vroom vroom try me:)

[Subject35]

LoooooooooooooooooooL :D

[julio8492nd]

such a sad cock block...

[Malucodemez]

lololololololololololololololo­lolololololololololol

[deimos2k6]

I guess its done... (chinchinchinchinchinchinchin) NO!!!..... UltraMegaLOL

[marthaadorno]

did you now that there's a assasins creed channel,just write assassins creed channel and it will work, trust me im serious.

[gh05t3]

WTF!!!! this is hilarious hahahahahahahaha

[XgoldbergvspredatorX]

why would you kill someone in their intimacy couldn't you wait for him to finish XD lol

[ravehogroks]

you should ave teabaged him

[HyperSynapse1111]

the dev's at Ubisoft had to have intentionally programmed this glitch in lol

[11TyDye]

I guess hes got wood ;) lol

[zombiemania1]

screw this i dont want to die a virgin!

[GamerzPro1231]

dude i saw this soooooo long ago holy shit.

[mrgerry123]

Stops, looks round, then starts again

[chibigrunt]

I love how Altair's just standing there. Lol, this cracked me up!

[SLIDINGgun]

Guard go to the dead guard father house and say am sorry ur son dead father say did he dead a hero death guard say no he dead humping a a table guard laugh father laugh everybody happy

[Potterhead2082001]

@SLIDINGgun wtf

[SLIDINGgun]

@Potterhead2082001 make no sense

[Potterhead2082001]

@SLIDINGgun you made no sense

[SLIDINGgun]

@Potterhead2082001 i say i was making no sense ok not u ok

[adamflip1]

Dude all I heard was tap tap tap tap ergg ergg ERRGGG tap tap tap tsp rap lol

[V1ctoriaScarlet]

omg thts fucking hilarous my god best thing ever

[SaladHate]

Do not rape a table it can be deadly for ya!

[sonicrules37]

woudnt hhe get rug burn

[sonicrules37]

mom this is my new girlfriend table

[klop516]

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[chibigrunt]

@klop516 I think you mean TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP lol

[elsa991]

xD LOL! You didn't let him finish xP

[MrSergioization]

jajajajaj very very good

[MegaTobins98]

leave him alone.....god cant he have a social live?;]

[MegaTobins98]

@MegaTobins98

#life

[alpha19602]

I think that box excited him a little too much

[animelovercilla]

LOL!!! Ubisoft SOooOOOOOO did that on purpose!!! XDDD

[cyraxmk1212]

I was playing Assassins Creed 2 walking around, someone randomly died and I got blamed for it!

[Starfire917]

@cyraxmk1212 That happened to me to! lol XD Not to mention the people walking around with the boxes and they drop them while you're 10 feet away from him and gets the guards after you XD

[tafwolf]

Nothing is true, everything is permitted...

even having sex with abstract objects?

nice!

lol

[werewolf9613]

Guard: rape, rape, rape, rape... ARGH! XD

[jvaferreira93]

The funny thing was the noise. Alone it's a glitch but with the sound it isn't.

[prankovalero]

*tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap*

*pauses to take a breath*

*tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap*

[EziotheAssassin01]

hump faster

[Arthounot]

Fantastic, one in a million.

[anowiskiXD]

poor box!

[bassassin1837]

they dont call them magic carpets for nothing

[bassassin1837]

lol the noisee



[kusindan]

The worst thing is the drunk/retarded dudes going "uuughh uuhh UUGHGHG".

[CrashCarrier810]

The guards probably thinking ,"This carpets gonna have babies once im through with it" *bang,*bang,*bang,*bang,*bang,­*bang,*bang,*bang,*bang,*bang,­*bang

[UthersonL]

Assassinating a carpet humper? That's the ultimate cock-blocking!

[ranchdressing]

Wow...he's gotten very far with that carpet.  His life was complete.

[joakydp]

lol!!

[MultiWolverine92]

poor table got raped x"DDD

[lolking640]

assasins creed ps3?



[129sean]

lol hes all clicken whal hes doin it lol ahahahahah how can i get that bug ????

[Krurnosai]

I bet he died a sticky end..

[MrFreakinAwesome20]

Ha, fuckin halarious!!!!!

[dragonfly7491]

Altair: Whatcha doing?

Guard: Uhh........ Nothing!

Altair: Can I join you?

Guard: *Stops* Not likely!! *Continues*

Altair: Screw you!!!! *Stab*

[SoulEaterEvanx]

jajajajajaja

[Adirovideos]

co za asy

[Cryogenx37]

And this is how Pinocchio was really born.

[AijeCumantz]

@Cryogenx37 and Altair was a witness DAMN!!! XD

[spikegilfer1997]

@Cryogenx37 and orphaned ......

[darks1deskill]

where di this "cum" from?

[ACRevelations]

Paris Hilton's ancestor?

[Zippollini]

Altiar loved watching

[xxXMisanthropyXxx]

''i guess he is done.... Nope..'' x)

[JackM0020]

i pissed myself laughing XD

........

[Playboysk1]

:DDDDD BUG

[DaVi0PL]

hehe co za kolo 

[MultiWolverine92]

poor table got raped ( along with 457 people) :DD

[johnnyjeff100]

well the table was dress provocatively

[AnimatedCardboard]

0:53 he finally orgis haha

[AnimatedCardboard]

this tells you evreything you need to know about the templars...

[aqil126]

this guard is having sex with the table

[AngelsAssassin9]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!That is halarious!

[Jadelezable]

A normal guard dies doing his job.

This guard died trying to have table babies.

Altair still pwns both.

[teewilson333]

This is funny?

[MrFreakinAwesome20]

@teewilson333 If this is not funny than nothing is. If you dont find this funny there is something really wrong here, any body with a sense of humor would find the grunts that the guard is making while hes fucking the table the most halarious thing ever, even my dead grandma found this funny lol

[teewilson333]

@MrFreakinAwesome20 Sick people conditioned to a sick society find sick ridiculous things funny....Interesting reminds me of when children and there parents went to see Christians murdered by lions. The conditioning all systems produce makes me chuckle. Products of a aberrant archaic society

[ruel9]

@teewilson333 don't take it seriously. it's just a video game.. this not real life, no person would want to do this in real life haha

[teewilson333]

@ruel9 Somebody has humped a object in real life and there peers thought it was funny im sure of it...It just blows my mind the aberrant behavior people see as funny and in many case's normal when it is clearly insane...I wish you were right when you say "no person would want to do this in real life haha". I guess i am taking it seriously and i feel foolish. I would just rather see the world not be a Aberrant culture.

[MrFreakinAwesome20]

@teewilson333 okay sir, yu dont have alot of freinds do yu. I did not understand a word yu just said accept that yu called every body who thinks this is funny( and this shit IS funny ) a sick society. Maybe its just yu have something against sex?

[MrFreakinAwesome20]

@teewilson333 okay sir, yu dont have alot of freinds do yu. I did not understand a word yu just said accept that yu called every body who thinks this is funny( and this shit IS funny ) a sick society. Maybe its just yu have something against sex?

[teewilson333]

@MrFreakinAwesome20 People only find me socially unacceptable because i am not apart of the sick culture we have today. When i say "sick" i mean "normal" These things are not funny its aberrant behavior from social conditioning. Like i said children use to watch Christians get ate by lions(Sick) and they thought it was funny and normal. Products of a aberrant archaic society. Within your life time you will understand as mankind is in a transitional stage.

[empczer]

@teewilson333 i understand where you sre coming fomr here, however it is enevitable that this conditioning can and will occur, as this is mainly the cause of heirarchial diffusion ( from one game company to the buyers as an example). its unstopable, and i personally gave up attempting to prevent it in both my friends and myself long ago

[pirategodess18]

Pope took away his porn, even though El Pope has whores to spare.

[SillyEmeauxKids]

lolololololool that f****** funny

[imnoturmum]

Bahaha!

[AltairIsMyHomeBoy]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLWTF

[chiefaltair]

now......you see were aids comes from

[menin91]

it was "la petite mort" for him... literally

[Yahoodude830]

Guard: Click click click oh shit the Assassin is behind me *stops* oh wait thats just a scholar. *continues* click click click click click click click click click click click

Altair: I find it hard to masturbate to this. *hidden blade to the lung*

[DRANZERBERG1]

well there was no such thing as porn back in the day, what else can a man do???

[trickster604]

uhhh I dont get it. Im kidding this is so funny.

[isawayto]

hahaha!

[Shastriss]

don't let him see you or else he may "draw his sword"

[DualFrodo]

i remember watching this when it had like 2000 views

[viperxeon]

Thats freaking priceless, he's even making sounds. :D

[johnnyboy795]

@viperxeon i dont think it was the game that was making the sounds...

[schneid75]

I am not sure what would be worse, getting killed or getting the splinters from the table.

[AdisFcwolf]

we will get a guard baby!!!

[MrSpikeyJord]

how do you go on 2 player :)

[funncubesde]

"hrrrr heea hrrrrbrbrbr haaaaaa hah ha haaaaaa..."

*plackplackplackplackplackplac­kplack*

-"think he's done...."

*plackplackplackplackplackplac­kplackplackplackplackplack*

XD that just came outa nowhere and made me, like litterally rofl!

[goody013]

That was hilarious lol

[heyhey1234ize]

Rotflmao

[hiddebrons]

In Soviet Creed table fucks YOU!

[MgoSolidEnzo]

LMFAO

[BaKaSupeRStaR]

the best youtube minute in my life :D

[hellselement]

boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner ....who else got a boner?

[pape6cho]

At least he died happyer than the other guards.

[XimhSkaLx]

lol kill that guy haha

[NewbVeronica]

rofl that guard is having good times with that table

[flamesdemon19]

The people don't even look at him.LMAO

[Skyelitpro]

fapfapfapfapfapfap

Best way to die?

[MostazalsLord]

Rofl!

[mercedes466]

PINGAS.

LOLOLOL

[hgurwiP]

hell no!

[SephirothgeneX7]

is this an easter egg that ubisoft put into the game because theres no way this could be a glitch do to the sound effects he's making

[Expendable459]

Who needs women when we have tables! xD

[stalinsbitch]

fucking a table



[Loquendero690]

he need a black guy

[CommanderDevon]

I posted the same video check my channel same thing happened to me

[demonfoxnaruto123]

Lol, the guard's like "Shit, the assassin is here. I aint dying a virgin! *bang bang bang bang bang bang* xD

[MostazalsLord]

@demonfoxnaruto123 xD

[MultiWolverine92]

...templars are horny.... watch out Altair :"DD

[Stag19921]

No!!no!! Bad templar, bad templer!!!!

[matzer1110]

Haha funny lol

[94harris07]

Shag my table, feel my blade

[EliteDaftPunk]

I found this easy to masturbate too

[J0jo1baw]

Guard: hmmmm mmmmmmm ha hhhhh hmmmmmm fap fap fap fap fap hmmmmm haaaaa mmmmmmmm Me: ROFLMAO PMSL!!!!!!

[TheCaveproductions]

That sound he was making was something like *fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfa­pfapfap*

[haziqriku1234]

the guard want that thing to be his wife and have a son name

chairi

[Hakudan2]

LOOOOL that was just priceless XD

[Julianpwnedyu]

Thats so good man hes like fucking a bench here is dick go in HAHAHAHAHAHAHA thats so good

[smrdll]

ezio is luckier compared to altair. courtesans are almost available anytime. just where are those women when you need them here? LOL

[SasukeATENarusRAMEN]

TEMPLAR AHAHAHAH

[SophieCupcakeCullen]

OMFG i like toatly PMSL thats the Funnyest thing ever!!!

[absolutezero1000]

How to quality

[tiffkid12]

oh so smexy. :P I mean who dosnt like a gaurd humping a table? ( nice title by the way XD)

[NoraInuUzumaki666]

Viagra!!!! XDDD

[turokxz]

jajaja omg i never see that is hilarious xD

[MichiganMusician]

Hottttt

[messed2552]

that rug was scared for life

[carlosemiliano00]

Well I think this guard didnt have

*sunglasses"

a happy ending

[MovieKids101]

From 0:21 - 0:25 he inspects if his wife is seeing her!

[Keyblademasta2010]

Hahaha I luv this video :D hes such a freak hes a rapist raping a box growling

[MrFallout192]

if you listen close between 0:17-0:20 the guard is making grunting nosies

[heltutananledning]

lol so fcking epic

[Simsker]

It's funny that in between humping the table you can hear Gruff!!!!xD almost died laughing ;)