Skyrim : I ain't got time to bleed!

[ymen1234]

perk?

[MrHenriquePaiva17]

i had the same problem with vilkas, then i shoot an arrow to his knee

[TheCaliber64]

Vilkas is so annoying he keeps wanting to talk, and when you press O he talks to you again >:(

[92stoner]

You chop off his head and he still serves you.. THAT'S RIGHT!! HE DOES WHAT HE'S TOLD!!

[MrGrislyCastle]

Awe, You should have gave him a hat, to see what would happen. :)

[capperz412]

What sword are you using?

[MrRiggyRiggs]

what a loyal companion!

[dwinfortehwin]

GIVE HIM A HELMET.

[OutcastBrotherOmega]

Surprised there's no comments about knees being the reason he's still alive.

[LynxCoding]

I guess you could say

*puts on sunglasses*

he lost his mind!

YYYEEAHHHHH!!!!

[hitheresunshine]

He was always the forgetful sort. Perhaps he also forgot that he needs his head ON his body in order for it to function.

[MrIlx]

»»───(You know whats coming next.)───►

[madaraluka93]

It's a flesh wound

[EmoZombieMan13]

The glitch of Varkas repeatedly talking to you happened to me to except it was Farkas who wouldnt leave me alone

[EmoZombieMan13]

@EmoZombieMan13 Vilkas*

[sacrednic]

So that's who the headless horseman was ...

[jgordon210]

"Not a good time to loose ones head baby!" - Austin Powers

[irock840]

Torvor's head: Over here you idiot!

Torvor's Body: runs into the wall

[Rusty559]

you may also behead yourself on PC, if you revive yourself through console commands after being decapitated

[TheBosstrain]

Must be a member of the Adams family....

[Athils]

"What is it now?"

"... THAT! Look at THAT! THAT's what it is!"

[MylittleRetPally]

Tis there be a floating head. Maybe it grants three wishes?

[JoeyBoi897]

you have to earn the perk to behead people.... pretty simple really...

[TitusFFX]

best to sneak with a large one handed sword and it will work a lot better as long as you have the perk.

[WorldOfShanxion]

YOU IMPERIAL BASTARD!!! :P

[Aztexwarrior]

skyrim zombie homies like saints row?

[Alta1rAud1tore]

ayy ayy ayy *dead*

[BladeLigerV]

whats YOUR zombie plan

mine is to leave Griff behind...but that works too...

[EricoBuckton]

"I used to have a head like you, then I took an arrow in the knee ..."

[squall600]

the headless nordsman

[2ibesmanicanbe]

i been waiting for this movie!! headless horse men origins

[ThisisSigma200]

Aye.

[inphasesith]

Now put him on a horse.

[Daos0289]

oh no! he will starve to...death...or...

[videolookerupper]

I can't figure out how to behead someone, I've tried aiming for the head, execution style, but nothing. Exactly how do you behead someone?

[2Seatroll2]

@videolookerupper perk

[lolfish1108]

@2Seatroll2 what perk?

[GoDaTcOd68627729621]

@2Seatroll2 what perk is it

[GoDaTcOd68627729621]

@2Seatroll2 nvm i found it

[spyfake134]

@videolookerupper It's a perk in one handed.

[TypeRSXdc5]

@videolookerupper that and its a random chance to behead them.

[SoldierSaint91]

@videolookerupper yeah its a perk, all you have to do is keep swinging away and youll get lucky, works better if you have a more powerful weapon too.

[gamepwner56]

@videolookerupper reach level 50 in one handed and you get a perk

[canastraloko]

@videolookerupper have a abilit on one-hand abilits!

i don't remenber the name! give you a chance to cut off enemy heads when you do a power atack!

[petpetabc]

All you need is lvl 50 one handed and the perk somthing savagry!

[SamuelSavage777]

@videolookerupper you unlock it in the weapon skill tree

[MechanizedPencil]

Looks like he- *notices top comment* GOD DAMMIT.

[MynamesRAnonymous]

In the end you did the right thing and put your friend out of his misery and pain.

[bjsoong]

lol you talk to his head on the floor

[devilmaycry1112]

I used to take an arrow in the knee, then I lost my head...

[Proreaperz]

he will never be a head of his time ............

[dropdead156]

just a flesh wound

[1amG0d4ndh31574C]

@dropdead156 dammit I was gonna say that guard quote from Fable :( lol

[gearfire123]

@1amG0d4ndh31574C and do you know where fable got that quote?

[1amG0d4ndh31574C]

@gearfire123 not really... do you?

[gearfire123]

@1amG0d4ndh31574C yes its from a british comedy movie

[napkinlad]

give a band aid he'll be fine

[Morihaus1]

1:39 he didn't see it coming

[Areyourealythatdumb]

i used to kill one of everything in skyrim - but then i got an axe to the face.

[matman000000]

The headless horseman, too bad he's lost his horse.

[Misack8]

is the dullahan without the spectral body potion XD

[matdd100]

He used to die without his head til he took an arrow to the knee

[DailyTitanOnline]

no need to lose one's HEAD

[Cha0sSt0rm]

Brilliant Glitch

[neonblackdoesntexist]

It's only a flesh wound!

[Shnap1337]

'TIS BUT A SCRATCH

[gearfire123]

@Shnap1337 Why its just a flesh wound

[IBreak4It]

@Shnap1337

<3 Genius.

[TheCheeseburgerbobby]

@Shnap1337 Tis but a flesh wound

[TheCrowbar474]

Looks like he never got A HEAD in life.

[Velocityangel]

@TheCrowbar474 YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

[BasicEvil18]

@TheCrowbar474 You forgot to put on your sunglasses...

[RenoReturns]

@TheCrowbar474 -puts on sunglasses-

YYEEEEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[kerata173ad]

@TheCrowbar474 lol you stole that from austin powers haha

[RedSpycrab]

You killed Vilkas, you bastard!

[2Seatroll2]

@RedSpycrab aye. aye.

[ThisisSigma200]

@2Seatroll2 the AYE.AYE. made me laugh more than torvar beheaded.

[666spiritofhell666]

@RedSpycrab screw vilkas! He killed Athis!

[LordCanOpener]

HE IS GOD

[gethsoftware]

@LordCanOpener his talos.

[VoiceAnon]

According to the wiki, he has a poor memory. Just sayin'.

[CatAtomic99]

Terrifying.

[SeeItsLee]

Holy shit

[trufroggy]

rofl

[AlbertSaintGratien]

Жеееееееееееееесть!!!!!!!)))))­)) Видимо разработчики игры пересмотрел филь "Норд без.." ой, "Всадник без головы"!