@iamscoutstfu I know, it's just easy to annoy people of inferior intellect. Oh by the way, i'll have an extra large coke with my take out meal please, and try not to spit in it.
@broom289 No...No you didn't know. Nice try. That's why you're part of a failed BS band and bands like Trivium are making millions. YOU'RE RETARDED. hopeunotmad.
@broom289 I imagine it must be difficult for you to find those people, being as rare as they are. I know it must be gratifying when you DO find them though as I'm sure its aggravating when you're intellectually trumped by random people on youtube. You would've thought that, lacking any sort of musical talent, you'de be pretty proficient at defending yourself against jibes. But hey, maybe no one gives enough of a fuck to even try. But I do, I'm compassionate. You're welcome.
.....is the bottom of the pentagram supposed to look like a penis? cause it does lol. btw the intrumental parts arent bad but dude the clean singing kills it...
@rizzope42 Yeah, it is a piss-take of the HIM heart-o-gram. We call it the 'Wang-o-Gram'. And yeah, we know we aren't the best singers, but meh, it was fun to do.
Ok I Understand you dont like these other bands but saying that trivium is untalented and sucks is ridiculous when you put up shit like this. the instrumental sounds like a bad blink 182 song. and the vocals sounds like some drunk guy on kareoke
@35JACKINTREE35 I'll give you the same option i give all the other little children who say this.
If you think this sucks so much, then shows us how much better you are, by putting a band together, and playing this better. If you do, then fair enough. If you don't, then we know you're all talk.
@broom289 I understand your point, but that's the same as saying you can't say whether or not you like a popular movie because you haven't produced a movie yourself.
And I've also got to say, the one part of the song actually reminded me of Trivium, who are my favorite band by the way!
@MetaLeague - Yeah i see what you mean there, but that is just an option. If you were a professional music critic, then i would simply accept your opinion.
My point is, that normal people need to prove there points before they become valid.
no hate here, i'm feelin' the vibes. haters gonna hate! i think it's friggin' hilarious! the irony is it could actually be taken seriously......i mean from a musical standpoint, ya know.
Holy FUCK does this band suck. Are you fucking kidding me? I saw a video comparing these guys to Trivium and ?I almost pissed myself. These guy's aren't even metal. They remind me of yellowcard.
ok... this is the saddest excuse for music ive heard in my life. where do u get ur inspiration from? jonas brothers? probably not they are heavyer than this
:O OMG, WE ONLY USE POWER CHORDS??? Thanks for telling me, or i'd never have noticed....
So what? Just because this song only uses power chords, doesn't mean that is all we are capable of. The WarGazM stuff is quite easy for us to play, and it's catchy.
You sound like one of them scene fanboys who only listens to music if it's complicated, which again does make me laugh.
hah now ur starting with scene shit REAL original. u use power chords in every song so thats probably is all ur capable of, if not, prove me wrong. catchy? i dont think so.
im not scene and i dont rly care how complicated music is but in this case, yes its waay to easy to play, theres no effort in it a normal human being would make a song like this in 10 min. u were probably making it for hours.
seriosly how old is ur singer, im curious?
and if u think ur good... well that would be rly sad
Ahh, i didn't know that you've heard ALL our songs. That's weird, as we have only put 3 up on the internet.
Ok, if it's that easy, show us that you can play it exactly the same. Shouldn't be a problem.
I know i can play bass, this riff is really easy. I'm not being big headed, but yes, i am good at playing bass, as i'd expect to be from playing for 8 years.
Also, Dave is 21, but when we recorded this he was 19 i think.
by all ur songs i ment all that i could find on youtube. and i can easily play as good as this and way better, i would upload some vids but i dobnt have a cam.
if u played bass for 8 years and u think ur good why the fuck are u playing in a shity band like this? even if the music was good the singer would still be and embaresment to all of u. if u have any intention of geting better, first thing u have to do is kick him out.
Me and dave started this band when we were like 17, and haven't really played since christmas. As for kicing dave out, we thought we'd have a shuffle instead. I'm probably going to sing on most of the songs in the future (if we can be fucked to keep going), and we're gonna try to find a rhythm guitarist.
well thats smart but dave is still a crappy guitarist lol. me and my band kicked our old bassist out. he was bitching about it but atleast we got good. so like i said if u want to get good kick dave out.
Dave is actually quite a good guitarist. he can kick out some sick solos when the mood takes him. Plus if it wasn't for dave, we wouldn't get anywhere as near as much attention from people. We love to be hated.
Wargazm was an awesome idea that worked in a local band environment.....when the interp vids (accidentally) got big we were presented to a lot of non-Brits (simply put...Thick as shit, completely oblivious to sarcasm and satire).
We all have our own separate projects, but Wargazm was a chance to get shitfaced, start feuds with other bands and sing about killing orphans.
Me, Drew and Dodge ARE Wargazm, you can't fuck with the recipe.
@broom289 I love the way the style is retro but in actuality it's new. Reminds me of when I listened to my dad's and got started on metal. Where am I able to purchase this CD?
kick out the guy who writes 80% of the material and records/produces everything?....my what a FUCKING FANTASTIC IDEA!!
I can totally see how it would be a lot easier for Drew and Dodge to dick over one of their mates, find another guitarist, write another 4 years worth of material and then pay out of their own pocket to record it.
Clearly you are a fantastic entrepreneur!! What's next on the horizon for you? Suggesting to Microsoft they "rebrand" themselves by becoming a thimble shop?
why the fuck do u always have to start noone cares what u think dick. seriously why do u think ur so smart? u fucking suck. go play ur lame power chords. oo and just a suggestion, dont talk about ppl that cant get laid(emo fag song, that made me laugh) coz ull never have a gf in ur life ur one of the uggliest 'human' beings ive seen im my life. go join the bear unity, they might like u there.
AT the cost of having some sort of flame war, I'd honestly like to put this down. ...even after having to get through Dave Mustardstaines girly vocals to get to the good stuff, it doesnt mean EVERYONE called Dave can have the same effect.. o.O
I really SHOULD leave a witty comment that embarrasses you, but the fact you seem to think that comment of yours is genuinely funny does the job for me.
"Dave Mustardstain" Nice wordplay Philip K Dickhead...how long did that take you?
Wow, you're like 3000 different kinds of wrong there. Not saying we're better than Dimmu (cos we're not), but that shit is so bad, it makes men have periods.
We're Gloucester's 1st most "kickassington" band :P
And the list of Gay welsh bands changed.....Funeral for a Friend got a bit better and "The Blackout" and "Attack! Attack!" came into the equation. This now leaves the order of Gay welsh bands from top to bottom.
The Blackout
BFMV
Lostprophets (they go down due to sheer inactivity)
This is great. The only appalling factor is the number of people who can't identify the humor in this song. Thanks for making this song and please keep making more music! :D
Well SOOOOOORRRRYYYY is our actual band doesn't sound as good to you as your recordings of yourself playing pretty average riffs. Hey, maybe if you jump on the "we hate wargazm" bandwagon for long enough, you might make some real friends!
It's funny how over the internet these guys are so tough, yet at download, i was stood right next to the trivium crowd, ripping the shit into the band, and no-one did a fucking thing.
Don't worry xD I wouldn't do that. Truth be told some of closest friends have abysmal taste in my eyes. The good thing is in real life it doesn't count for fuck all because they're awesome people.
"Don't worry xD I wouldn't do that. Truth be told some of closest friends have abysmal taste in my eyes. The good thing is in real life it doesn't count for fuck all because they're awesome people."
and in a preppy parallel to the real world....once pop-punk realized how no-one was paying attention to it anymore it had to pretend to be gay to get some attention......
I only act like I'm good at guitar because I am. besides you like pop-punk. This song has twice as many chords as every song you listen to. This song has 6 chords.
Maybe you should go back the the beach and ask that girl you met over the summer at the rock show out while finding enough money to buy your next skateboard, maybe you can meet her at at the mall and make some fart jokes.
I'll be busy having fun, you keep stewing in a scene that's been dead since 2001.
,aybe that shit he can smell is from his cellar where he makes hats out of dead butterfly wings and dances in ftont of a mirror with his dick between his legs. Making massive Circus big top shapes out of his own excrement and crying.
"They'll all pay one day, I'LL SHOW THEM!"
Seriously. Next young kid who goes inexplicably missing, my moneys on Darrylmarsh.
....erm...I think you just butted in to a conversation that didn't have anything to do with you.......so I have no contextual basis to answer your question because I haven't a clue what the hell you're talking about...
All I'm doing is making fun of a few bands I think are shitty....if people are being offended by this then they are unstable and mentally ill individuals. Afterall...it's just for cheap giggles.
why does your symbol have a penis at the bottom of it ass holes. you british fucks need to stay the fuck away from rock n' roll you fucking dusches. your trying to sound like the 50 other bands that are trying to bring the 80s back dude that already happened why don't you work for the common good of rock n' roll and try to make it progress. some of your parts are good but seriously work for some thing other than bringing the 80s back assholes!!
We aren't trying to bring the eighties back, we simply liked this riff, so made it into a song. Also, the "Wang-O-gram" is a piss take of the heartogram that "HIM" use. If the penis scares you that much, maybe you should consider your sexuality...
First things first though, calm the fuck down. You're gonna flood your keyboard with all those tears.
why do we "British fucks" need to stay away from rock n roll...we practically perfected it. (You guys would still be playing blues chords, wearing elvis hairdos and singing about the "moon in june at the drive in" if it weren't for us)
um can i ask u something, why bother paying out other bands when u band munches on donkey dick u fucking homo, wargazm fucking suck , go crawl back under the rock u came from
But we already have a small cage filled with lobotomized monkeys who try to play bass (Andy trained them to do his wicked wicked bidding) we on't need one more ;)
Thanks for your insightful and constructive criticism, I can see you have a definite future in the music press with your concise and informed musical analysis.
Why are you sitting at your computer when the industry NEEDS someone like you?
If I was a "fat faggot adult nerdy twat hoo livs wiv his mum", I'm pretty sure I would use text language on the INTERNET because i was too busy eating cheetos to type out the whole word. (Hence yourself)
I'm gonna ignore your obvious flirting with OneSicMF (he ain't interested in you dude, sorry), and simply tell you to make me stop. Oh wait, you can't? Well, then all you can do is continue to cry more.
Oh please, you're such a raving queen it's terrible. Plus, you do seem to be having a little cry right now. Don't let it get to you hunny. It's ok, calm down.
well i listened to toxic revenge and that was actualy rly rly good. dave u are way better than i tought lol why dont u work some more on knergeizer with ur buddyes?
Because I like having a couple of options availible when it comes to writing music.
Besides wargazm and knerg are 2 completely different line-ups. I'm not gonna ditch a set of old friends because you prefer one sound to another. I love both of my main bands equally!
and to al u bitches i only like 3 damn songs from bmth other than that i listen to death metal and goregrind and what the fuck has my music tate to do with this
No....actually you didn't...really..you never said that. nice one.
iamscoutstfu 1 year ago
@iamscoutstfu I know, it's just easy to annoy people of inferior intellect. Oh by the way, i'll have an extra large coke with my take out meal please, and try not to spit in it.
broom289 1 year ago
@broom289 No...No you didn't know. Nice try. That's why you're part of a failed BS band and bands like Trivium are making millions. YOU'RE RETARDED. hopeunotmad.
iamscoutstfu 1 year ago
@broom289 I imagine it must be difficult for you to find those people, being as rare as they are. I know it must be gratifying when you DO find them though as I'm sure its aggravating when you're intellectually trumped by random people on youtube. You would've thought that, lacking any sort of musical talent, you'de be pretty proficient at defending yourself against jibes. But hey, maybe no one gives enough of a fuck to even try. But I do, I'm compassionate. You're welcome.
iamscoutstfu 1 year ago
You didn't, you're not and hence, you suck. Deal with it, enjoy your shitty band.
iamscoutstfu 1 year ago
@iamscoutstfu I did, i am and hence, i rule. Deal with it, enjoy your tiny intellect.
broom289 1 year ago
.....is the bottom of the pentagram supposed to look like a penis? cause it does lol. btw the intrumental parts arent bad but dude the clean singing kills it...
rizzope42 1 year ago
@rizzope42 Yeah, it is a piss-take of the HIM heart-o-gram. We call it the 'Wang-o-Gram'. And yeah, we know we aren't the best singers, but meh, it was fun to do.
broom289 1 year ago
Ok I Understand you dont like these other bands but saying that trivium is untalented and sucks is ridiculous when you put up shit like this. the instrumental sounds like a bad blink 182 song. and the vocals sounds like some drunk guy on kareoke
35JACKINTREE35 1 year ago
@35JACKINTREE35 I'll give you the same option i give all the other little children who say this.
If you think this sucks so much, then shows us how much better you are, by putting a band together, and playing this better. If you do, then fair enough. If you don't, then we know you're all talk.
broom289 1 year ago
@broom289 I understand your point, but that's the same as saying you can't say whether or not you like a popular movie because you haven't produced a movie yourself.
And I've also got to say, the one part of the song actually reminded me of Trivium, who are my favorite band by the way!
MetaLeague 1 year ago
@MetaLeague - Yeah i see what you mean there, but that is just an option. If you were a professional music critic, then i would simply accept your opinion.
My point is, that normal people need to prove there points before they become valid.
broom289 1 year ago
What the hell is up with your pentagram. Dumb fat whore
OMBKRIS 1 year ago
@OMBKRIS lol....
Idiots like you make me smile. I know learning to tie your shoe laces is challenging, but don't take your frustrations out on me.
broom289 1 year ago
no hate here, i'm feelin' the vibes. haters gonna hate! i think it's friggin' hilarious! the irony is it could actually be taken seriously......i mean from a musical standpoint, ya know.
tooljoker197 1 year ago
Feels like classic Iron Maiden. Nice.
ibtsv 1 year ago
Holy FUCK does this band suck. Are you fucking kidding me? I saw a video comparing these guys to Trivium and ?I almost pissed myself. These guy's aren't even metal. They remind me of yellowcard.
iamscoutstfu 1 year ago
@iamscoutstfu "These guy's aren't even metal."
When did we say we were metal?
broom289 1 year ago
@reganrichards123 I didn't realise that Dave was kicked out of our band.....nice assumption.
broom289 1 year ago
besides the shit singing its a good song
7426170000276sic6 2 years ago
ok... this is the saddest excuse for music ive heard in my life. where do u get ur inspiration from? jonas brothers? probably not they are heavyer than this
hudic666 2 years ago
Hahaha, so funny. Because it's not heavy it must be jonas brothers. I must have only heard that insult used about 20 times.
Your lack of originality is the real joke.
broom289 2 years ago
and whats even a bigger joke is u calling urself musicians. theres nothing to it but power chords. wow real talent. and how old is ur singer? 7?
hudic666 2 years ago
:O OMG, WE ONLY USE POWER CHORDS??? Thanks for telling me, or i'd never have noticed....
So what? Just because this song only uses power chords, doesn't mean that is all we are capable of. The WarGazM stuff is quite easy for us to play, and it's catchy.
You sound like one of them scene fanboys who only listens to music if it's complicated, which again does make me laugh.
broom289 2 years ago
hah now ur starting with scene shit REAL original. u use power chords in every song so thats probably is all ur capable of, if not, prove me wrong. catchy? i dont think so.
im not scene and i dont rly care how complicated music is but in this case, yes its waay to easy to play, theres no effort in it a normal human being would make a song like this in 10 min. u were probably making it for hours.
seriosly how old is ur singer, im curious?
and if u think ur good... well that would be rly sad
hudic666 2 years ago
Ahh, i didn't know that you've heard ALL our songs. That's weird, as we have only put 3 up on the internet.
Ok, if it's that easy, show us that you can play it exactly the same. Shouldn't be a problem.
I know i can play bass, this riff is really easy. I'm not being big headed, but yes, i am good at playing bass, as i'd expect to be from playing for 8 years.
Also, Dave is 21, but when we recorded this he was 19 i think.
broom289 2 years ago
by all ur songs i ment all that i could find on youtube. and i can easily play as good as this and way better, i would upload some vids but i dobnt have a cam.
if u played bass for 8 years and u think ur good why the fuck are u playing in a shity band like this? even if the music was good the singer would still be and embaresment to all of u. if u have any intention of geting better, first thing u have to do is kick him out.
hudic666 2 years ago
Me and dave started this band when we were like 17, and haven't really played since christmas. As for kicing dave out, we thought we'd have a shuffle instead. I'm probably going to sing on most of the songs in the future (if we can be fucked to keep going), and we're gonna try to find a rhythm guitarist.
broom289 2 years ago
well thats smart but dave is still a crappy guitarist lol. me and my band kicked our old bassist out. he was bitching about it but atleast we got good. so like i said if u want to get good kick dave out.
hudic666 2 years ago
Dave is actually quite a good guitarist. he can kick out some sick solos when the mood takes him. Plus if it wasn't for dave, we wouldn't get anywhere as near as much attention from people. We love to be hated.
broom289 2 years ago
u like to be hated? ok thats new. so im actually doing u a favor now by bitching?
hudic666 2 years ago
The whole point of wargazm was to piss people off. The more hate we get, the better job we are doing.
broom289 2 years ago
Wargazm was an awesome idea that worked in a local band environment.....when the interp vids (accidentally) got big we were presented to a lot of non-Brits (simply put...Thick as shit, completely oblivious to sarcasm and satire).
We all have our own separate projects, but Wargazm was a chance to get shitfaced, start feuds with other bands and sing about killing orphans.
Me, Drew and Dodge ARE Wargazm, you can't fuck with the recipe.
Paranoidave 2 years ago
@broom289 I love the way the style is retro but in actuality it's new. Reminds me of when I listened to my dad's and got started on metal. Where am I able to purchase this CD?
homgen4 1 year ago
@homgen4 If you're actually serious about gettin some of our songs, im sure if you ask paranoidave nicely, he'll just give them to you.
broom289 1 year ago
kick out the guy who writes 80% of the material and records/produces everything?....my what a FUCKING FANTASTIC IDEA!!
I can totally see how it would be a lot easier for Drew and Dodge to dick over one of their mates, find another guitarist, write another 4 years worth of material and then pay out of their own pocket to record it.
Clearly you are a fantastic entrepreneur!! What's next on the horizon for you? Suggesting to Microsoft they "rebrand" themselves by becoming a thimble shop?
Paranoidave 2 years ago
I love how everyone we challenge to learn one of our songs "Doesn't have a camera".....Pretty big co-incidence eh?
Laptops, phones and some MP3 Players have cameras in them...and Webcams cost a pittance.
Put your money where your mouth is, because if you don't, the only thing in your mouth will be my balls, as you suck them.
Paranoidave 2 years ago
why the fuck do u always have to start noone cares what u think dick. seriously why do u think ur so smart? u fucking suck. go play ur lame power chords. oo and just a suggestion, dont talk about ppl that cant get laid(emo fag song, that made me laugh) coz ull never have a gf in ur life ur one of the uggliest 'human' beings ive seen im my life. go join the bear unity, they might like u there.
hudic666 2 years ago
AT the cost of having some sort of flame war, I'd honestly like to put this down. ...even after having to get through Dave Mustardstaines girly vocals to get to the good stuff, it doesnt mean EVERYONE called Dave can have the same effect.. o.O
DamageInc0rparat3d 2 years ago
I really SHOULD leave a witty comment that embarrasses you, but the fact you seem to think that comment of yours is genuinely funny does the job for me.
"Dave Mustardstain" Nice wordplay Philip K Dickhead...how long did that take you?
Paranoidave 2 years ago
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BCrolius 2 years ago
Wow, you're like 3000 different kinds of wrong there. Not saying we're better than Dimmu (cos we're not), but that shit is so bad, it makes men have periods.
broom289 2 years ago
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BCrolius 2 years ago
when the hell did ANY MEMBER OF THIS BAND ever mention Dimmu Borgir?
I kinda like them, Drew Hates them and I think Dodge doesn't really dig them either.
What do we do? Simple really, same things all small bands do.
Paranoidave 2 years ago
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BCrolius 2 years ago
...he was replying to YOU mentioning Dimmu first you raving loon...I said that he didn't like them...HE said that he didn't like them.
What EXACTLY am I supposed to be misunderstanding here?
Paranoidave 2 years ago
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BCrolius 2 years ago
Actually, i was making fun of the whole heavy/black/death metal scene. It's terrible.
broom289 2 years ago
thats actually all i listen to pretty much is heavy/black/death metal, industrial and some techno
BCrolius 2 years ago
Well if that's your thing, then fair enough. I personally think 90% of that that stuff sucks.
broom289 2 years ago
lol nice "vocal"
according to you, bullet for my valentine is welsh' 3rd most gay band. .. ?
what are you?
MiniChrisAdler 2 years ago
We're Gloucester's 1st most "kickassington" band :P
And the list of Gay welsh bands changed.....Funeral for a Friend got a bit better and "The Blackout" and "Attack! Attack!" came into the equation. This now leaves the order of Gay welsh bands from top to bottom.
The Blackout
BFMV
Lostprophets (they go down due to sheer inactivity)
Attack Attack
FFAF
Paranoidave 2 years ago
This is great. The only appalling factor is the number of people who can't identify the humor in this song. Thanks for making this song and please keep making more music! :D
OverwhelmingAll 2 years ago
these guys suck
redneck744 2 years ago
Well SOOOOOORRRRYYYY is our actual band doesn't sound as good to you as your recordings of yourself playing pretty average riffs. Hey, maybe if you jump on the "we hate wargazm" bandwagon for long enough, you might make some real friends!
Cry more.
broom289 2 years ago
go back to jerking off all those guitarist videos you have and wishing you knew how to play. Leave playing music to the musicians :)
Paranoidave 2 years ago
Your music is so unoriginal and your vocals sound like breadfan covering Metallica songs.
WitchKingUchiha1 2 years ago
So then the music sounds like Metallica too surely?
Paranoidave 2 years ago
If you're proud with this then whatever you want to believe.
WitchKingUchiha1 2 years ago
I totally agree, it sounds just like a run-of-the-mill Megadeth song that didn't quite make it to fame with a lame chorus
Cribibox 2 years ago
For a band you apparently "don't like" you seem to spend an awful lot of time actively searching out our songs.....
Paranoidave 2 years ago
Its pop punk. The entire damn thing is unoriginal. Plus Wargazm are a joke band, as it has been repeated ENDLESSLY.
Infernalhermit 2 years ago
The idiots just keep coming.
Infernalhermit 2 years ago
well then I'll continue to sing and you guys will continue to look like "tuff gangstas" on the internet :P
I think we've reached some agreeable middle ground here lads, I really do.
Paranoidave 2 years ago
KEYBOARD WARRIORZ!!!!!!!
It's funny how over the internet these guys are so tough, yet at download, i was stood right next to the trivium crowd, ripping the shit into the band, and no-one did a fucking thing.
broom289 2 years ago
haha awesome!
ryangaston88 2 years ago
Old Dave tryna rip us with his bullshitting arabic bollox
MTFCAlex 2 years ago
What you mean correct spelling and words? Hmmmm.....yeah...I noticed that
Infernalhermit 2 years ago
see, admission is the first step to knowing your true self.
My god you guys are terrible at this, I keep dangling bait in front of you and you just keep biting.
Paranoidave 2 years ago
Excuse me big dave but can you stop chatting your unreal bull shit and get a grip on life
MTFCAlex 2 years ago
if by life you mean you're mothers rotting and droopy tits then I'm WAAAY ahead of you.
Paranoidave 2 years ago 2
Don't bullshit me, you love me really.
You don't have to be so shy ;-)
Paranoidave 2 years ago
Fuck ME Mosh, Whats going of here you bunch of child molestors?
MTFCAlex 2 years ago
so now you're saying you're my boyfriend?
You fucking wish.
Paranoidave 2 years ago
"i have a tiny penis"
at least he admits it.
Paranoidave 2 years ago
Because I'm clearly the most awesome guy in the universe and you disagree you are wrong and have a tiny penis.
Paranoidave 2 years ago
You guys suck, its just whiney shit. Dave you really have the cheek to slag off successful bands -_-
GCslipknot 2 years ago
I know, I'm so arrogant to have my own opinion and all....what a BASTARD I am!!
If only I could be like all the other musicians that apparently exist and stop having an opinion on music the second I pick up an instrument.....
fuck yourself, quickly now.
Paranoidave 2 years ago
LoL, you got pwn3d.
broom289 2 years ago
U maek fun 0f 3vium end Y00 sound like diz!!! Ill kill you!!!epic fail lolololol moar sauce??!?!?!
HeinekenFreddiBahir 2 years ago
lol 3vium
ryangaston88 2 years ago
Seriously, i like Trivium, but if i personally meet you guys, i hope Dave will not cast me out just because i like the band he dislikes THE MOST
I hope he has enough IQ not to do that
HeinekenFreddiBahir 2 years ago
Don't worry xD I wouldn't do that. Truth be told some of closest friends have abysmal taste in my eyes. The good thing is in real life it doesn't count for fuck all because they're awesome people.
Paranoidave 2 years ago
"Don't worry xD I wouldn't do that. Truth be told some of closest friends have abysmal taste in my eyes. The good thing is in real life it doesn't count for fuck all because they're awesome people."
That just made you more awesome
HeinekenFreddiBahir 2 years ago
Haha, the amount of shit i listen to that dave hates, im surprised he still associates himself with me. :P
Plus in all fairness, he's really short, so if he says anything, just look up and pretend you can't see him.
broom289 2 years ago
Well, of course he's short in your view....you're 6ft2 in tall
BTW are there better pubs in your area.... seriously, the Yugo-slavic area are lacking on Jagermeister
HeinekenFreddiBahir 2 years ago
My local has well cheap jager on mondays, its like £1 a shot. Plus the local club does it for £1.25 a shot, so good jager here.
broom289 2 years ago
Really, wow....you have good pubs
HeinekenFreddiBahir 2 years ago
Chester is a student town, so if it wasn't cheap, then the pubs wouldn't make any money.
broom289 2 years ago
flower metal :\
unluck6 2 years ago
Haha, what the hell is flower metal? I'm not gonna say anything bad to you, as you're an anal cunt fan, but that is a weird description.
broom289 2 years ago
I think he means we have the potential to bloom into something that both looks and smells wonderful.....
either that or he hasn't twigged we're just a rock band....
Paranoidave 2 years ago
you are so cute i could just kiss you all over.
hotmonkeypunk 2 years ago
I'd have to deny you there, i don't go for morons.
broom289 2 years ago
fyi babe, your scene has ben dead longer than mine. our scenes are both dead, we should like, hook up. make out alittle
hotmonkeypunk 2 years ago
Nu metal aint dead, just isn't in the mainstream any more. Still plenty of it coming from other countries.
BTW, whats with the homosexuality? It's only funny if its with 8 year old boys.
broom289 2 years ago
and in a preppy parallel to the real world....once pop-punk realized how no-one was paying attention to it anymore it had to pretend to be gay to get some attention......
Paranoidave 2 years ago
thats meant to say "creepy" not preppy.....I swear firefox spellcheck is on crack.....or maybe it's just me.
Paranoidave 2 years ago
you are a metahead loser. go smoke some weed and act like ur good at guitar, while you really suck....im sorry to break it to you
hotmonkeypunk 2 years ago
Guess what, i hate most metal, and suck at guitar, although i can play bass.
Also, i hate weed. Did it when i was a kid (as most people do) but just didn't like it.
So essentially, that was a terrible attempt at insulting me. Try not to feel too bad that i just spanked your ass kid.
broom289 2 years ago
I only act like I'm good at guitar because I am. besides you like pop-punk. This song has twice as many chords as every song you listen to. This song has 6 chords.
Maybe you should go back the the beach and ask that girl you met over the summer at the rock show out while finding enough money to buy your next skateboard, maybe you can meet her at at the mall and make some fart jokes.
I'll be busy having fun, you keep stewing in a scene that's been dead since 2001.
Paranoidave 2 years ago
Ok sound, bit same old... Vocals need to be clearer.
Danke
Jo
IgnatiousWildshadow 2 years ago
I've gotta admit, this is catchy.
OneSicMF 2 years ago
god this is shit!!. so shit i can smell it through my laptop!!!
darrylmarsh 2 years ago
pfft.
Go shove some more sausages down the plug hole you friendless weirdo.
Your videos are the things future serial killers are made of. Get help.
Paranoidave 2 years ago
Dave's right man... from a freudian perspective: thats some pretty fucked up shit on your profile
do you ever have sexual fantasies about your own mother?
Highly revered psychologists would probably say so...
the evidence
ryangaston88 2 years ago
,aybe that shit he can smell is from his cellar where he makes hats out of dead butterfly wings and dances in ftont of a mirror with his dick between his legs. Making massive Circus big top shapes out of his own excrement and crying.
"They'll all pay one day, I'LL SHOW THEM!"
Seriously. Next young kid who goes inexplicably missing, my moneys on Darrylmarsh.
Paranoidave 2 years ago
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IgnatiousWildshadow 2 years ago
(deleted my old post)
Didn't mean it all... though did mean the "stop taking the shit out of people better than you part"
I was pissed off at your vids and spoke to soon.
In all honesty dude, your insulting a lot of people and also good bands, why?
I heard you say they're Soulless. Well I think "WarGazM" sound soulless and manufactured..
Don't bother insulting me, I'd rather you told me what you think and be smart and grown up about it.
IgnatiousWildshadow 2 years ago
....erm...I think you just butted in to a conversation that didn't have anything to do with you.......so I have no contextual basis to answer your question because I haven't a clue what the hell you're talking about...
All I'm doing is making fun of a few bands I think are shitty....if people are being offended by this then they are unstable and mentally ill individuals. Afterall...it's just for cheap giggles.
Paranoidave 2 years ago
You sure you didn't have ABBA open in a different tab?
rgmztxy 2 years ago
hahahahahaha holy shit you suck.
xbackburn3rx 2 years ago
Put up something better by your band
broom289 2 years ago
i have :P
lol
ryangaston88 2 years ago
rofl he did fucktard
frantic1337 2 years ago
generic. could have been better.
manthalimiel 2 years ago
Is it so wrong of me that I pronounce KVLT "kivult" just to see who gets irritated by it?
Dokupenda 2 years ago
Wtf is this crap?? if you think that Trivium makes gay music then i dont know what this is...
fisefjes 2 years ago
I'll tell you what it is:
Better than Trivitard.
broom289 2 years ago
wow this sux
hogowagh 2 years ago
why does your symbol have a penis at the bottom of it ass holes. you british fucks need to stay the fuck away from rock n' roll you fucking dusches. your trying to sound like the 50 other bands that are trying to bring the 80s back dude that already happened why don't you work for the common good of rock n' roll and try to make it progress. some of your parts are good but seriously work for some thing other than bringing the 80s back assholes!!
pilquasha1 2 years ago
.....wow, someone needs to have a nap....
We aren't trying to bring the eighties back, we simply liked this riff, so made it into a song. Also, the "Wang-O-gram" is a piss take of the heartogram that "HIM" use. If the penis scares you that much, maybe you should consider your sexuality...
First things first though, calm the fuck down. You're gonna flood your keyboard with all those tears.
broom289 2 years ago
why do we "British fucks" need to stay away from rock n roll...we practically perfected it. (You guys would still be playing blues chords, wearing elvis hairdos and singing about the "moon in june at the drive in" if it weren't for us)
Paranoidave 2 years ago
ha ha damn thats a lot of hate ha ha its ok not great but not horrible either nice symbol cockagram
Shredder011 3 years ago
suck suck suck suck suck.. and the named u have its stolen ._. from the real wargasm u fucktards
ruesius 3 years ago
check the spelling......
broom289 3 years ago
....because we're clearly the first band IN THE HISTORY of music to share a name with a defunct band.....
oops, hang on......Nirvana, Dragonforce, Deja Voodoo and all 8 of the Disgorges already beat us to it :(
Paranoidave 3 years ago 2
don't forget Iron maiden and Primus
AgentOfChaos19 2 years ago
um can i ask u something, why bother paying out other bands when u band munches on donkey dick u fucking homo, wargazm fucking suck , go crawl back under the rock u came from
razorslice0001 3 years ago
Ok....so anything you don't like is automatically gay? You must be the smartest person in the world, HAVE A GOLD STAR!!!
broom289 3 years ago
now i understand why paranoiddave makes fun of other bands.... because his band sux!
JamesKendric 3 years ago 3
oooh my god!!! i´d never seen a band suck like that!!!(except BMTH)
the vocals sound like emo, the instruments like wannabe-thrash metal!
this sounds like cow-fart!
AnRTPgA 3 years ago
well I'd ask you to play bass for us.
But we already have a small cage filled with lobotomized monkeys who try to play bass (Andy trained them to do his wicked wicked bidding) we on't need one more ;)
Paranoidave 3 years ago
Shitty vocals... enough said.
nmackey405 3 years ago
ok, so u don't like the vocals, most people dont. Any opinions on the rest of the song?
broom289 3 years ago
I concur.
thats why we re-recorded them.
Thanks for your insightful and constructive criticism, I can see you have a definite future in the music press with your concise and informed musical analysis.
Why are you sitting at your computer when the industry NEEDS someone like you?
GO, GO, INTO THE NIGHT!!!
Paranoidave 3 years ago
If they tuned down a step and got better vocals, thye would be 1337
battlelord394 3 years ago
Wow this band suck
kano6691 3 years ago
I take that as a compliment from a Slipknot Faggot, oh sorry, "Maggot".
broom289 3 years ago
LOL, you're Canadian, you already fail at life in general. Tough break kiddie. Try not to run out of tissues from all the crying.
broom289 3 years ago
u cant say trivium r gay wen u sound lyk tht u faggot ur not even metal
bodomboy12 3 years ago
And you can't say anything if you can't even spell the words, "are, when, you, like, that and you're"
OneSicMF 3 years ago
u wood no tht its text language if ur not a fat faggot adult nerdy twat hoo livs wiv his mum
bodomboy12 3 years ago
If I was a "fat faggot adult nerdy twat hoo livs wiv his mum", I'm pretty sure I would use text language on the INTERNET because i was too busy eating cheetos to type out the whole word. (Hence yourself)
OneSicMF 3 years ago
btw i wernt akchully aiming my comment at u.
notice how he uses the word EATING though, considering i sed the word FAT.
bodomboy12 3 years ago
I'm gonna ignore your obvious flirting with OneSicMF (he ain't interested in you dude, sorry), and simply tell you to make me stop. Oh wait, you can't? Well, then all you can do is continue to cry more.
broom289 3 years ago
im not emo u twat. i don't cry over pathetic insults on youtube. i don't cry over insults anyway.
bodomboy12 3 years ago
and could you kindly tell me how i was flirting?
bodomboy12 3 years ago
Oh please, you're such a raving queen it's terrible. Plus, you do seem to be having a little cry right now. Don't let it get to you hunny. It's ok, calm down.
broom289 3 years ago
i wasnt crying if u know i was crying then prove it.
and its not exactly a bad thing for me to cry as i am only 13 ur probs sat ther cryin at how shit evre1 finks wargazm is
bodomboy12 3 years ago
"its not exactly a bad thing for me to cry as i am only 13"
Only someone who ACTUALLY was crying would use that as an excuse :P
C-to-tha-R-to-tha-Y-to-tha-MORE
Paranoidave 3 years ago
prove tht i was crying then
anyone who would cry over fat faggots insulting them on the internet has no life
bodomboy12 3 years ago
as you defined
"anyone who cries over youtube comments has no life"
therefore
"people who have no life cry over youtube comments"
You've left about 20 comments on a video you don't even like....so you have "no life"
By the very DEFINITION you yourself defined......you can CRY MORE :P
Paranoidave 3 years ago
This is supposed to be good?And The "band" name bashes other metal bands lol gooood one
DrunkHazzord 3 years ago
Well, we can "bash" on whoever we like, thats the great thing about freedom of speech. For instance, i can tell you to cry more yankee pig fuck.
broom289 3 years ago
well i listened to toxic revenge and that was actualy rly rly good. dave u are way better than i tought lol why dont u work some more on knergeizer with ur buddyes?
hudic666 3 years ago
Because I like having a couple of options availible when it comes to writing music.
Besides wargazm and knerg are 2 completely different line-ups. I'm not gonna ditch a set of old friends because you prefer one sound to another. I love both of my main bands equally!
Paranoidave 3 years ago
gay
broom289 3 years ago
(cont.)
...the members of both of these bands however are expendable twats who I hope all get a variety of itchy and nasty diseases.
jus' playin'
Paranoidave 3 years ago
no u ain't, u gave me that itchy rash!
broom289 3 years ago
hah
"Last Christmas I gave you my thrush
but he very next day...etc"
....I wonder why we haven't scored an Xmas number 1 yet....or at least a eurovision spot.
Paranoidave 3 years ago
We should try representing a different country, like Holland.
broom289 3 years ago
maybe one of the shit countrys that never seem to get past the semis.
Pains me to see Italy never in it.
I think we'd probably get Nanowar's vote xD
Paranoidave 3 years ago
Sorted, lets try out for Eurovision. I just stuck some shiney new Roundwound strings onto my bass, ready for action!
broom289 3 years ago
and do urself and other ppl out there a favor and stop making ur pathetic music(my last comment im done with bothering u now :P)
hudic666 3 years ago
If you can't handle the heat, stay out of the kitchen. You're about as good at discussion as Sarah Palin.
broom289 3 years ago
if you like death metal, check out my (and daves) death metal band: knergeizer.
paranoidave has a song on his profile actually. its called toxic revenge... i'd like to hear what you think.
cheers.
ryangaston88 3 years ago
if u didnt notice my favs are olddddddddddddddd i rarely listen to that
hudic666 3 years ago
and to al u bitches i only like 3 damn songs from bmth other than that i listen to death metal and goregrind and what the fuck has my music tate to do with this
hudic666 3 years ago
nothing....other than shocking evidence of a steep decline in the I.Q of Death Metal fans....
Paranoidave 3 years ago
yea yea u made ur point can u shut the fuck up now pls im getting rly sick of ur pityfull replyes
hudic666 3 years ago
Well i wouldn't completely dismiss his music tastes, seeing as the Berzerker is in his faves.
That said, liking BMTH will result in all ones manly points rendered as jabberwocky and pish!!!!
Infernalhermit 3 years ago
whatever dude im done arguing with u dickheads it was fun at first now its just boring
hudic666 3 years ago