Ballistic Ecks vs Sever movie trailer.

[coldstaind91]

Worst movie ever? What? No...I fucking grew up watching this. The worst film ever made? Let's start with War Horse and a Christian Slater movie then work our way down. Was this the best movie ever made? Far fucking from it...it was a PG-13 movie masquerading as a bloodless R rated actioner. But at best, it was just alright. Nothing special, but saying it was dreadful is like trying to pull a "DRIVE" or "COLLATERAL" out of a brainfree actioner. It was just good. 6/10

[philosophermike]

Well, I liked it

[deathdog22]

around 20 explosions in a 2 minute trailer

[F1ng0riginal]

@deathdog22 Holy shit. Who let Michael Bay on the set?

[NoGoodBoyo1000]

Absolute garbage. Bad beyond bad.

[RuckasNucka1100]

so this is what a movie would look like if it was made by retarded Michael bay

[emachineian]

@RuckasNucka1100 get spammed for posting such a retarded ass comment

[CertifiedGooner729]

This movie literally sucks balls, so if you're looking for a good time...call this movie.

[cuberhead]

i was beginning to wonder if lucy was playing character of a dumb in this one..

[Psychot21]

@horishima006 @spacekitsch, the fact that you guys are arguing on a youtube video about a movie for days upon end just makes everyone else laugh at you for having no life. I just felt like saying this for everyone else who saw your string of comments. We get it, its not that great of a movie... who cares? Oh wait, you guys do.

[spacekitsch]

@Psychot21 Yeah, we do care. So...Leave us alone, then? My goodness mannn don't spoil the fun.

[Horishima006]

For fuck sake people! You keep saying that this movie is shit. It's not a masterpiece but it's a nice way to pass along an hour and a half.

You people criticise this piece of work. Can you do any better?

Can you figure out a better story? Choreograph a cooler fightscene?

If you can, then make the freakin' movie and don't sit here on YouTube, criticising a movie that has actually accomplished just that.

It's not perfect, but can any of you guys do it any better?

[jsscrwfrd]

@Horishima006 Yes.

[Horishima006]

@jsscrwfrd

Please tell me. How?

[spacekitsch]

@Horishima006 You don't have to be a chef to know the food tastes like crap.

[Horishima006]

@spacekitsch

It's easy to taste the food and critisize it if it tastes badly. But it ain't the same thing making it.

[spacekitsch]

@Horishima006 As TV Tropes puts it, "You think Hitler could have done a better job during World War 2? How can you even say that when you've never been a leader of Germany who sparked a war and a Holocaust?"

[Horishima006]

@spacekitsch

There is a certain difference between Adolf Hitler and a director/scriptwriter.

One killed about 14 million people, and the other made a movie that recieves to much crap from the public.

[spacekitsch]

@Horishima006 Yeah and like you could do better, ppfffht.

[Horishima006]

@spacekitsch

Where in the comments have I said that I can do better?

I am fully aware of that I cannot do better than this. But as you can see, Im not critisizing it either.

I have said that people who critisize should prove that they can do better. I have not critisized it.

[spacekitsch]

@Horishima006 Why are you under the misconception that non-experts are not qualified to review someones work?

[Horishima006]

@spacekitsch

Because most critics are trolls who just mess with a movie's reputation.

And people refer to rotten tomatoes. A bunch of critics with that name doesn't exactly inspire a lot of faith in professionalism.

[spacekitsch]

@Horishima006 Haha, "trolls"? You serious dawg? People exist outside the internet, you know! N' if you're trying to sell 10 dollar tickets, you better make the sure the movie has a reason to exist. Ecks Vs.Sever. I'm sure it's really made an impact on someone. Yeah, what was the moral of that story again? Ergurghr FIGHT SCENE UH EXPLOSION TILT THE CAMERA UHHH BLUEPRINTS OF SOMETHING WEEEEEEEEEE ZOOOOOOOOMMM

[Horishima006]

@spacekitsch

And you think that every yahoo in the world who calls himself a critic is a professional?

Im not just talking about the internet. Im talking about real people who fuck with a movie with their pointless arguments.

It's like: Damn! Antonio Banderas is in this movie! Let's fuck it up!

And the movie isn't a masterpiece. It's a nice way to pass along a few hours.

[spacekitsch]

@Horishima006 So, what critics ARE professional in your book? Or are YOU only qualified to have the last say in whether a movie is good or bad?

[Horishima006]

Critics that actually know how to critisize are deamed professional. Not the kind of critics who thought that ''Titanic'' was a piece of trash. THAT movie my friend. Was a masterpiece.

And I am not a professional critic. And I don't critisize movies seriously. If a movie is bad, I have myself a good laugh and finish watching the piece of work.

[Horishima006]

@spacekitsch

And if you know so much about critisizing. How do you do it? Do you critisize a movie and keep it to yourself? Or do you watch a movie and go on YouTube, commenting how shitty it is, like a loser?

[hpppfan]

@Horishima006 but it is shitty.....

[spacekitsch]

@Horishima006 I comment because I can, it's an open forum, everyone is entitled to their own opinion, even if you disagree. So please don't resort to petty name calling, we're talking about some dumb movie here, not the ramifications of Iran's Nuclear Treaty. Chill your grill.

[Horishima006]

@spacekitsch

I don't disagree with you about that people are entitled to their opinion.

There is a golden rule on YouTube. If you don't have anything constructive or positive to say, then keep your mouth shut.

[spacekitsch]

@Horishima006 So I have to keep my mouth shut, yet you get to call me a loser? Hypocrite much?

[Horishima006]

@spacekitsch

I may be a hypocrite. But I fight fire with fire. I try to fill this comments section with some positive comments, and you show up with the worst argument of all time.

You don't have to be a chef to notice that the food tastes like crap. It doesn't make sense.

[spacekitsch]

@Horishima006 Yes, it does. You say I have to make a better movie before saying this ones crap? That is a terrible argument. I don't have to cook an amazing dish before telling you the one you just made tastes terrible. So don't be forcing me to pretend it's amazing. Cuz it's not, brah.

[Horishima006]

@spacekitsch

But then what if you watch the movie in the cinema with a friend. At the end of the movie you claim that you can make a better movie. Your friend cuts you a deal in which you shall make a better movie. But the truth is that you can't. What do you do then?

[spacekitsch]

@Horishima006 So, in your little world, a better movie has a bigger budget and more effects, not soul?

[Horishima006]

@spacekitsch

No. The answer is that you fail the challenge and settle with the movie.

[spacekitsch]

@Horishima006 Um, no?

[Horishima006]

@spacekitsch

Dude, has it even crossed your mind that I am just trying to start a flame war here? :P

[spacekitsch]

@Horishima006 Wow, do you know how much that looks like one of those "I just lost the argument, uhhh, how do I get out of this with some dignity..... OH I WAS JUST UHHHHH TROLLING LOLOLOLOLOL LOSER oh god please believe me"

[Horishima006]

@spacekitsch

'Cause I care? Not really. And don't try to get noticed with your OOOOOOHHHHHH!!! CAPSLOCK!!!! It just looks pathetic -.-

[spacekitsch]

@Horishima006 LET US FIGHT MAN VERSUS TINY BABY MAN

[Horishima006]

@spacekitsch

Overused, but nice comeback :P

[spacekitsch]

@Horishima006 Complaining about capslock is overused.

[Horishima006]

@spacekitsch

Because it looks strange and is a fail way to personate anger.

[spacekitsch]

@Horishima006 Cry some more, please.

[CerberusGX]

@Horishima006 I WAS FROZEN TODAY.

[Horishima006]

@CerberusGX

Haha, sorry mate XD I just couldn't help but laugh :)

[Sei1863]

@Horishima006 Hahaha "I fight with fire". You're writing words on a computer screen, that's "fire"? Spacekitsch just tore you a new asshole in this argument.

[daretodream86]

the shooting scene was shot at VPL! cool ^^

[BurbleCut01]

How the hell did the gba games do well and the movie sucked

[Legitbusiness1182]

so this is the worst movie every..lol..thats funny, i think i'll revisit this just to refresh my memory of it.

[PunchSydeiron]

Mike, Kevin, & Bill of Rifftrax should make a Rifftrax for this movie.

[PokeYankeefan]

I don't know, it looks like it could be cool

[TheArcadianFlame]

@PokeYankeefan came out in 2002. it's actually dreadful

[kimtsan]

Looks like a crappy movie with mindless fight scenes...but Antonio Banderas is always awesome. X)

[JohnFortman]

Who cares for those SHIT-sites and SHIT-critics, the movie was cool enough.

[ProjectNeroStorm]

It's got a badass soundtrack actually.

[adamjek22]

is this worse than 'the room" or "battlefield earth", cuz i dont think anything can be worse than those two

[NGstalagmite]

Ironicall i bet the film gets more views because of Rotten Tomato. we have to watch it to see how bad it is XD its like the room, but without a cheepy cheeping faggot.

[Fauxchinaski]

@superamerica1981 ...you watched it 25 times and you just bought the DVD ? could you be more of a shit talker ?

[HugFan]

Why the hell does everyone hate this movie? I haven't seen it in years but I don't remember it being that horrible. I mean THE worst movie ever made? Seriously?

[detoxmedia]

Beware any movie where the director has only one name.

Catwoman - Pitof.

Charlie's Angels - McG

This - Kaos.

... sigh ...

[Quicksilver1111]

The game is awesome.

[HelloStrangerLOTRmsn]

What a stupid name for a movie!

[bobbyhitsbakk009]

There could be so so SO much more character development required in this film.

Sever (Lucy Liu) is supposed to be fighting in vengeance for her son who died, the LEAST they could do is to show us some exposition, e.g. flashback scenes, right?...

The action and effect in it is somewhat below average, which could be vastly improved...but I disagree about what IMDb said that it is just like Power Rangers with guns, its not THAT bad!!!

[SleepTightEr]

Lucy Lui is hot. Come on, it's not THAT bad?

[MusePKer]

now officially the worst movie of the decade according to rotten tomatoes.

[0Feathers0]

Lucy Lui doesn't speak until 2:14 which is pretty much the end of the trail. weird

[chumbersdee]

So far this is one of 5 movies I know that scored a 0 on Rotten Tomatoes...along with Mac and Me, Baby Geniuses 2, Disaster Movie, and Roberto Benigni's Pinocchio.

[gimo80]

This film was really quite atrocious.

[Tomayer1]

lol, the first lines sum it up i guess "we don't have much to go on" X-D

[gigglexsnort]

I could barely even finish the trailer.

I'll just hand this one to Rotten Tomatoes - I really don't want to test if this is the worst movie of all time myself.

[pbloPL]

Even the trailer is boooooring.

[novazee]

this wasn't a good movie, but I've seen way worse movies.

[TheGodsChaos]

I think its impossible to see worse movies than this one.

[YdOuUmRb]

rated worst movie of all movies by rotten tomatoes. I think that has a lot to say.

[Zeverouis]

@YdOuUmRb

I think 'The room' is worse then this movie.. Even though I too heard it's really bad



[MiguelAntilsu]

Do you think the guys at RiffTrax will be able to survive this?

[hellenistic]

This is NOT the worst movie ever. Watch Dragon Ball Evolution. That movie is beyond crap. Horrible graphics, fight scene...and the acting...urgh.

[cashmoneyyard]

This movie doesnt look like that worst movie. The worst movie i have seen are dragon ball evolution, and all about steve.

[KingoftheGods123]

According to Rotten Tomato this is the worst movie.

[enginetai]

antonio banderas is a shit actor, but i like him in the tarantino films

[Billabongs122988]

According to a recent Yahoo movie article. This is the worst movie of the decade, other lists include Gigli and National Lampoon's Gold Diggers.

[Billabongs122988]

The director is a Thai, the trailer looks badass though.

[elfpballer6]

this doesnt look like the WORST movie ever....

[dallaslord214]

the trailer makes it look good.

watch the movie n then u see why its so terrible

[Michaeltanase]

Worst movie ever made? Got voted the tenth worst movie ever.

[rainbird01]

actually wasn't it like THE worst movie ever made??

[AzureClarity]

No, the worst would be any film made by Uwe Boll.

[Horishima006]

@AzureClarity

Amen, dude!

Uwe Boll sucks! I mean... Look at what he did to Far cry and Bloodrayne -.-

[FrostGibbon]

it was number one or did they do it backwards?