MST3k 306 - Time of the Apes

[53artsy]

I DONT CARE

[PoisonedAl]

What's up with those scan lines? ugh!

[Amid87]

"we'll see you again...NAAAT!"

[suzycreamcheesez]

sounds like the alarm is underwater!

[suzycreamcheesez]

must you scream EVERY observation?!

[Noordledoordle]

Whoa, just noticed that 03:46 is a subtle Monty Python and the Holy Grail reference.

[Oppeldeldoc1]

There's one thing you can say for this movie, the make-up is awfully good.

[Oppeldeldoc1]

You can tell it's a Japanese movie at places like 52:00. In a Japanese movie little kids have the run of an army base, even if it's a world full of apes.

[CoffeeSquid]

Suddenly I'm hungry for a microsoft

[sterlingholobyte]

"Why doesn't Johnny care?"

[thevintagerose]

I don't care! *grin*

[ChuckTeStA97]

isint this planet of the apes. without Charlton Heston 

[yousuck4379]

>reddit

[analogkid01]

@yousuck4379 - fuck yeah.

[NotTooWellKnown]

I don't understand what the hell is going on after 1:04:06... they must of skipped alot of exposition. What is the Yucon Corporation?

[originalprettybird]

Lol, Oscar Wilde.

[megatrends]

Who are the 3 idiots who disliked this video?

[megatrends]

"Don't dub with your mouth full" lol.

[RiflemanIzzie]

I have the sneaking feeling this was still bad in japan.

[182akatsuki]

anybody notice that after they come back from the first in-theater commercial, the thing on crow's head and the gumball holder part on tom just randomly happen to be back again despite not being there anywhere before that point in the episode?

[priceman141]

I've read that this episode inspired them to make Professor Bobo later on.

[Wheresmycube]

Now I know why Godot never showed up in "Wating for Godot" He was busy fighting monkees!

[ToyotaGuy1971]

hello-o-o-o-o hello-o-o-o-o hello-o-o-o-o-o-o-o lmao

[ToyotaGuy1971]

thank goodness for the internet and people who upload stuff like this! all there is on t.v. these days are commercials ; between the shows and the shows themselves.

[iamlucaschilds]

Ah, I can't remember the last time I heard someone call heroin horse.

[Eutyches451]

So, the apes keep them on nice beds so that when they wake up they can kill them? What the heck?

[OBCMUFUKA]

lalala



[omgwtfbbq2011]

FINALLY FOUND A YOUTUBER WITH FULL MST3K EPISODES I THANKYOU!!! just finished work and have something to relax to!!! megalove

[TheLm005]

That's caroline, hurry it's time to go...."saaaay...shee's!!..oh" XD

[Roddog61]

This is the slowest plot ever.

[thurin68]

i almost piss myself laughing from this

[electronfun]

This (cough cough) "movie" (cough) totally blows chunks.

Without MST3K, it would be unwatchable. With MST3K, it's hilariously entertaining.

[dynagirlsdaddy]

@electronfun The real shame is when you compare this to some of Tsubaraya co. Ultraman shows and movies... Even the worst one look like gold compared to this, and even at the time this movie was made, Tsubaraya was capable of SO much better stories and effects.

[Lyra74]

57:19 - Holy crap, Jim Nabors and Ruth Buzzi starred in the Lost Saucer, haven't seen that since I was a VERY little kid!

Sometimes I wondered if I ever moved to Minnesota I would find my soulmate *sigh*

[snailboy38]

Crow looks weird without his head-thing. FIX HIM JOEL.

[easyeasy506]

"Ten - hut! FLING CRAP!"

"Uh-oh- they're going to give him a 21 turd salute!" Once again, LMAO!!!!!

Analogkid1 absolutely rules for posting this!!!!

[easyeasy506]

"Colonel Sanders?!? What happened?..." Such a great episode!

[shenloken2]

When the monkey woke up from his deep freeze sleep: anyone else here think Joel said "Aw shit am I tired." (It sounded like shit.)

[easyeasy506]

The "Indiana Jones & the Temple of Doom" reference at 19:50 was awesome - LMAO AGAIN - thanks for posting!!

[easyeasy506]

"Did the earth move for you too?" LMAO!!!

[CoffeeSquid]

My dad died whilst watching this episode. He was allergic to reaction shots.

[badjimmy68]

hmmmhmmmthats good weed!

[JoystixMusic]

"we're doomed but with you." LOL!

[madahad9]

We're Japanese children we can do anything we want.

[UpSky2]

1:20:30 I don't see - from the footage the saucer played - how GayBar actually had anything to do with the 'death' (vide: tumbling down a gentle gravelly slope) of his wife.

It's just a show...

[Nikki172421]

BEST MST3K riffs and commentary Ive seen. Thank you Analog as always!

"Run like a duck! quack quack quack!"

"Godo is a pendant." "Maybe he is in there." "He's in-da-pendant"

"If there's anymore gasping they are going to run out of air in this room"

By far my favorite.

LOL!!! =)

[Frostleafthekitty]

Ok the coast is clear crow go long! XD

[piemanpie2424]

Was that Mike as the growth-formula baby?

[SuperIlluminaughty]

they have evolved but they do do lousy paint jobs.

[TheHamboneharry]

"I'd wash that hand, that eas my throwin hand".... had me rolling!!!

[4MiFans]

EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!

[Gjeorje]

-Welcome to Zero Plot Three Second Attention Span Crash Zoom Theatre.

(CRASH ZOOM) ...GASP! -OH! -HUH?!

"We must leave!"

"No, I`m staying"

"then it`s decided...let`s go!"

(CRASH ZOOM) WHA-! -HUH?! -AHHH! -OH!

"I`m going to KILL you!"

"You can`t kill me, that would be murder!"

"Alright, you can leave. (BANG BANG BANG!)"

[Jarumo76]

"..Godo went to a different world."

What world is that ? Arrakis ?

[whitewolfwithblackSP]

Haha! I read about this movie in this POTA fanbook that I have XD lol@ the commentary! where has this show been all my life? lol Thanks for the upload. ;D

[MendelsonShape]

In the UK, this movie was called "Waiting for Godo".

[Cassavius]

@MendelsonShape

LOL XD

[Klebkatt]

They're not even talking! Their mouths don't move! Could they not be bothered with at least getting that to work? Are they using telepathy?

[shoplifting1is1fun]

14:57 - See also: /watch?v=ihuDwkL9_Ng#t=0m7s

[Cassavius]

It took me ages to figure out that Pepe was a female...

[WIlliamMunnyOutlaw]

@Cassavius wait it is?

[serphant101]

17:14 "Come on girls, let's give them a makeover they won't believe!"

[TBTabby]

Did this make more sense when it was a TV show?

[wydok]

This and the two Fugitive Alien movies are some of my favorite MST3K episodes.

[bettsytommy]

hey i have seen some episodes of this now and i was just wondering who the fuck steve is? they always starts calling the characters steve. who the hell is steve!?!

[nhlalwenhlezondo]

That boy had some high ass pants, lawls!

[kff]

Gaybar?

[Gjeorje]

@kff -Don`t ask, don`t tell.

[TheOtherBradBird]

Check uploads.... INSTANT SUB!!!!!

[IanSmith804]

--Today on Involuntary Cliff-diving...

And yeah, hey they are scalped at the begining.

And thanx analogkid

[scoobyrds]

57:50 the minute after that was the funniest minute of my LIFE!!

[robotrash41]

have you been rooting for tubers?

[Andrewnuva199]

Was that Mike Nelson playing the grown up baby during the invention exchange?!

[Sinsemilla4u]

@Andrewnuva199 It sure was! Mike used to play a number of "bit" characters on the show before he took over (he was one of the head writers and all for a number of year when Joel was host).

[docthemetalfreak]

Dont ya love how when japaneze filmz are dubbed into american the voicez dont even seem or sound remotely close to the original actorz?

[analogkid01]

@docthemetalfreak - you know, you paid for the "S" on your keyboard...get some mileage out of it! ;-)

[repairmanjackX]

@analogkid01

I think the real problem is that he realizes that he paid for a "Z" key and doesn't get nearly enough mileage out of it.

[WIlliamMunnyOutlaw]

@analogkid01 hey dude thank you so much for posting these episodes discovering this show has been so sweet

[badgerattoadhall]

@analogkid01 lol!!

[TheSecondComingRXSC]

@docthemetalfreak Well that is how dubbing works. If these Japanese people were speaking Japanese this would be an extremely painful episode of MST3k not only for Joel and the boys, but for every single one of us as well! ; )

Ok, I'm either losing my shit or someone scalped Crow and Servo at the start of this film and then returned the scalps during the commercial break. lol

[Andjealous]

@docthemetalfreak What do you mean? They're different actors speaking in a different language. Why would they sound the same? If anything I always think it's funny when they used to give insulting "asian" accents to the characters.

[shinyvend]

@docthemetalfreak Oh American, what a good language it is.

[shoplifting1is1fun]

@docthemetalfreak

Yeah, thatz hilarious when the zoundz of the voicez iznt zimilar to the original.

[sorrowsingsoftly]

@docthemetalfreak And it's not American, buddy, it's called English. That's why we speak the same language as the UK.

[CormacCamus]

I DON'T CARE.

[SpiderxBlue]

There not monkeys there apes

[Uprock415]

Hurts don't it. Byyye.

[OneThousandWorlds]

Aw man, these Sandy Frank movies just sit on my chest and crush me REAL slow.. I mean, is the movie gonna DO anything?! just monkeys and cars and such all over, and by the end NOTHING HAPPENED.

[Sinsemilla4u]

@OneThousandWorlds Wait...you were expecting a GOOD movie? Obviously you don't understand the point of MST3K. You're not supposed to enjoy the movie, silly. You're supposed to enjoy the jokes.

[OneThousandWorlds]

@Sinsemilla4u I don't care!

[Sinsemilla4u]

@OneThousandWorlds Haha, touche! Seriously though, once you see Happy Jack (if you haven't seen it), you'll never complain about another Sandy Frank production again. *cues Sandy Frank song*

[SuperElbarto707]

WHOAH! A FULL EPISODE!!! im  subbing!

[TeenageNintendoGamer]

Sandy Frank! Sandy Frank!

[CaptainSpalding72]

This show needed to be on HBO so they could be dirty with the comedy.

[Nagneto]

Well they didn't make many Planet of The Apes references. I'm impressed

[Hybridyuki]

15:24 It's a whole planet of Ron Perlmans! XD 

[Nagneto]

How many of these Ape movies did they make in the 70's??

[Sinsemilla4u]

@Nagneto Including this one? 5. That would include this remake. The only one shot in the 60's was the original. Then the shitty Tim Burton remake in 2001 and then the latest remake in 2011. Google would have answered you question easily though. 

[Dablkwid0w2008]

Nooo when the ape scientists spun around LOOL gotta rewind that

[kookaburra1701]

Mike Nelson sighting!

[Deavi783]

Gaybar?!

[Daikaijuconan]

I don't care!

[Yapshire]

I've felt more tension waiting to find out which letter Sesame Street was brought to us by.

[TheCorrectViews]

1:27:05 RUN LIKE A DUCK!

[mrhipsterdoofus]

Jimmy cracked corn and Johnny don't care.

[only4nanners]

1 person lost a friend due to suffocation after he couldn't stop laughing.

[RyuBaek]

My absolute favorite episode. Consistently the funniest to this day!

[Tendoking]

9:35 - A little horse for a little monkey. He'll have himself on his back.

That and the Dalek reference always make me crack up in this episode.

[GialloHorror]

Analog are you going to upload "The Beast of Yucca Flats"?

[analogkid01]

@GialloHorror - no. The Beast of Yucca Flats is already available in full on Google Video and Netflix.

[ruphia]

@analogkid01

I thought that all of the episodes on Google Video were taken down along with, well, Google video.

[BenAndJoshInc]

I don't care!.

[TANKTREAD]

Ah, Planet of The Buc-Nyes!

[Gigrantula58]

Pepe DOES look like a woodchuck who was splattered with a paintball...

[TheTherabbidsrule]

what are you doing? scroll up your missing a great episode!

[afromanelol]

@TheTherabbidsrule I'm just killing time so it can load.

[StealthG6On18s]

Hi we will be right back enjoy the film.

[MachineManWolf]

I've been searching for this episode for years. THANK YOU

[Mangina9000]

And holy crap was that slow motion shooting part with Pepe hilarious. I was crying.

[Mangina9000]

Transcoding can be a bitch.

[drxcreatures]

Smells like a man and a little boy in here! Who bathed? 54:27

[analogkid01]

@drxcreatures - Save some of the lines for the rest of us. ;-)

[drxcreatures]

@analogkid01 Sorry. I'm having too much fun. :)

[drxcreatures]

If you had not disobeyed and followed my instructions. things would be different. (Not better, just different) 53:18

[drxcreatures]

Bye Bye. keep in touch. Scream if you get killed... This is too funny. 48:53

[drxcreatures]

We do not eat like barbarians. You must show respect for the customs of our country. (Regurgitate, then eat.) Then you thank the gods before you sit. Then you raise your food and eat with diginity. Understand? (Then you do the Hokey Pokey and turn yourself around. That's what it's all about. I'm outta here.)

[drxcreatures]

Yo! Down here! I need some discipline. Yoo Hoo! Nuts! Didn't hear me. 33:46

[drxcreatures]

I think we ought to take care of Caroline's wound. She doesn't have one. Let's give her one! 33:04

[drxcreatures]

Let's crap in our hands and throw it at people. No! You know, no matter how much you evolve, that's still damn funny. 30:45

[CptSnowLoss]

Oh wow, they cut out a pretty big chunk near the end

[yonskii]

needs more Pepe jokes

[dundalknimble]

"the people upstairs are dancing again"

[TheGreeneFrank]

"I don't care!"

[uuuultra]

this episode wasnt very funny .

[walkamileforyou]

Is that ape is named Gaybar?

[TheBurtons06]

Well, "Johnny"'s an annoying wee shite.

[tedirelan]

Uploading Full Movies...you are a youtube hero!

[horsie890]

I'm going to kill these people before the monkeys do. This dialogue is murderous. "They've set fire to the mountain!" FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU-

[mpjgbx]

DAMN DIRTY APES!

[tdickensheets]

Was this before or after the Plant Of The Apes movie?

[dracotharpian]

@tdickensheets According to Wikipedia it was a Japanese television series that was based on the movies

[UbermenschWill]

@tdickensheets After. It is a 1974 Japanese production, whereas "The Planet of the Apes" is a 1968 film. Actually, this 26 episodes miniseries is heavily based on "T.P.O.T.A.".

[vonzigle]

Even with the riffing, this movie is painful, mainly to listen to! The humans are so so irritating I just want to say 'Go Apes!!"

[HayLotion]

I'm the first dislike >D

[ZomBettie]

@HayLotion I don't care

[HayLotion]

@ZomBettie oh... you make me want to hit the like button.

[HayLotion]

@ZomBettie 0 dislikes.. shhh

[VentMultimedia]

So... let's discuss the ending... Godo didn't come with the three dolts in their return to the past... future... something. Why? "He's in a different time zone." He's... what? "But I do know one thing, he's always in our hearts!" Really? Because it looked for a second there like he was stranded in some desert, alone, dying of heat and thirst. Oh well, anyways, finish your ice cream Johnny, it's melting. "I don't care!"

[Chub4ChubsRule]

There is SO MUCH I hate about this movie.

1.) The voices! At times,they're so damn cheerful!

2.)We never got an origin on how those monkeys evolved into ape-men! Did they EVOLVE from the monkeys from the lab? If they hated humans so much, why did they revive them?

3.) That Leader monkey wasn't "kind" at all! he was almost choking that kid!

4.)What was the point of that UFO? was it piloted by space apes? Humans? Aliens?

I need James Franco to help me sort this out! Where are you James Franco?!

[Sumgui2009]

@Chub4ChubsRule Please realize that this was actually a 26 episode tv series. It's a hack job and so it's far worce then it originally was.

[ohrwurm]

Rug Doctor: Steamin' mad at monkeys.

[giuseppigiraffe]

0:47:10 Hey he's makin' linoleum angels!

[zacharyjeans]

Picaso!

[amsooldnot]

5:13 Janine : we got a job ! XD

(thumbs up if you get the reference)

[MrMilkdudstudios]

this is fucking  stupid

[Sinsemilla4u]

@MrMilkdudstudios You're stupid for not knowing what MST3K is.

[sipioc]

Sandy Frank! Sandy Frank

[Popcultureguy3000]

@sipioc He's the source of all our paaaaaiin1

[FallingMule]

Isnt Godo the same voice as the dude from starforce fugitive alien?

[vampirehunter42]

Sandy Frank must have an awesome job. Get a cheep Japanese TV series, grab a bunch of random clips from them and then throw in whatever you want them to say. And call it a movie.

[msxeno]

You worked Don Cherry and Anthony Braxton into it!  I'll love you forever, Best Brains!

[TheLazerBread]

This movie looks better than "Rise of the Planet of the Apes."

[samisyosam]

Did that baby just turn into Mike Nelson?

[whoadude1959]

I DON'T CARE!