MGS 3 Secret Theater - The Ultimate Wapon

[Odakicity]

Rock, Paper, Scissors OF DOOM!

[10Raccoon]

This sucks.... I had a great comment and i was getting ready to type it and then I had to go do something really quick and now... I forgot it! Oh wait... now I remember... TIME PARADOX!

[Swansen03]

i love how into rock-paper-scissors the Japanese are, its awesome

[Lilozito]

I lieterary LOl'ed super hard

[TSonnyD]

Well...next time i play Rock,Paper scissors, I'm gonna try that!

[rastaemopunk]

he just draw his Mk 22 and his knife thats the mean i guess

[TerasXertas]

I actually felt sorry for The Boss when she started hallucinating...then she pulled out the nuke on Snake....

[VitariusLaszlo]

the boss is cute :) whit that missile launcher

[super58173]

In Japan, women always seem to own missile launchers.

[salehkareemable]

Snake can't seem to beat The Boss at a game of Rock, Paper and Scissors...

[Deofiro09]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS NOT AWESOME!!

[GroundInfantry]

too bad these weren't in the hd collection...

[EmirhanMW2]

@GroundInfantry WTF? THEY ARENT?! WHAT IS THE MGS3 HD (SUBSISTENCE) FOR THEN??? I got in original MGS3S copy for ps2 and i was going to buy it but now that i know its just the game with subsistence's camera, its trash.... FGS its called "hd COLLECTION" for nothing!?

[GroundInfantry]

@EmirhanMW2 It has only: MGS: Peace Walker

MGS: Snake Eater and MGS: 2 Sons of Liberty

[ThePaulolego]

@GroundInfantry they are in the hd collection... you only got to unlock it, i heard that you can unlock some of them by playing the game at normal mode and choosing the option "i like mgs3!"

[Shikamaru1801]

wow thats what i call *puts sunglasses on* a BAD LOSER!

YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH­HHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[11dragonkid]

I didn't know there is handheld Davy Crockett

[sentinental]

In MGS4 he was re-constructed from Liquid and Solidus Snake haha - that ain't the only one of his combination tricks XD

[TheArul17]

wtf the boss use davy crockets to kill snake she will created time paradox

[The2010RuffRider]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha



[SpaceDesperado]

that was very unexpectedly funny

[kakachi100]

lol i never saw this in mgs 3

[sparrosparro]

LOL he hides behind the tree, like thats going to protect him

[RocketRaccoon99]

Never F**k with The boss in Rock, paper, Nuke.

[kenshinjanevski]

@DSCAccount I don't know man i don't know!

[phanable1]

Oh shit!! She gone learn today!

[dreakheart]

rock scissor paper

[jly9812]

i feel bad that spelling sizzors or how the hell you spell it

that it "is" hard to spell it

sure call me an idiot but some people can agree...h

[sandmanzbravo123]

lol rock paper sciorrs

[smish34]

the thing i love about these is that it feels like some guy cut around the audio and some visual clips to make it seem funny, but in reality its not some guy, its hideo kojima

[3213Jonathan]

the most F***in ultimate weapon lol the hybrid

[alan0145]

what the heck

[ShinyGaara65]

So...what if she chose Spock?

[MrRocketboy23]

lol at ocelot trying to save snake

[WalkinNowhere]

@MrRocketboy23 i would think he was worried about the nuke that's about to go off :p

[MrHadukken]

It would be fun to use this against The Boss in the final battle XD

[visualcabeleireiros]

There's only one thing to say:LOL

[osmanpbs]

intresting if that did happend there wont be trouble in metal gear solidthe only problem is gonna be metal gear raiden

[androsx9]

Imagine If Koopa Kid Tried To Challenge Snake To A Game of 'Rochambeau' In MPA!

[micpere1991]

Imagine thumb-wrestling...CQC her opponents thumbs off.

[gam3fr3ak179]

omg the ultimate weapon is rock,paper,scissors? lol and now the suicide weapon was the davy crockett

[blazinginferno15]

now this is just silly lol

[DSCAccount]

what the FUCK did i just watch

[FalconV7000]

the ultimate wapon?

[xXG3TG00DXx]

lmao these are awesome

[RawrNinjaBurgers]

lol win

[jm42fun]

So THIS is how G.O.P Was invented...!

[aalbes50]

anyone else think the boss is a sore loser?

[kru1552]

@aalbes50 youre the only one asshole.

[aalbes50]

@kru1552 now thats just mean.

[yousumido]

jokei po

[ThauN4SceNe1]

0:47, kinda sounds like Ocarina of Time's Shadow Temple, right?

[demir1997]

hahaha



[blacknighted]

hahahahaha nice

[cyanman123]

WATER BALLOON!!!

[gaemon19]

HAHAHAHAHAHA man, how the fuck the i miss this..

[CrimsonHybrid6VI6]

Rock, paper, scissors.... NUKE! 8D

[cyanman123]

TANK BEATS EVERYTHING!

[obiwanfisher537]

@cyanman123 Halo? ;D

[123mroreo]

Ching Chang Kaboom who the hell launched that nuke

[kylesico912]

lol! Now this is one of the funniest things on Youtube.

[callmeking1000]

hhhhhhhh lololoolol

[foxhoundnomah]

hilarious ahah

[Sanguiluna]

If only he had used Spock...

[Ikiriatos]

Like a Boss!

[DDao93]

Rock, paper, scissors, or all of the above, you still can't beat nuke.

[kentuckyfriedplus]

They really got to bring back the secret theater...lol. Good times.

[mca696969]

o_O....

[TehAdrenalinePickle]

Rock, Paper, Scisscors, SHOOT! Ultimate Weapon! Recoiless Nuke Launcher...

[chachaii]

este video me mejoro el dia!!!

[TimeLegacy]

Look at Snake's hand gesture carefully and you'll see that it's a combination of Rock, Paper and Scissor all in one. I'm so gonna do this when I have a chance.

[bobhunterfred234]

rock beats scissors, scissors beat paper,paper beats rock,snake beats all

[Eragon64]

You can't defeat her. Mainly when she targening you with the nuke launcher.

[lgderbyshire]

rock beats paper

paper beats scissors

scissors beats rock

if you win you better find the closest tree as they seem to be nuke proof

[solidsnake4147]

@lgderbyshire

Nuke proof trees?

RIGHT ON IT, SIR.

[Iceburner96]

Press 9 and 2 for Overfeat me!

[extrememonaXXX]

"is that all you've got?"

Snake pats the ground "Damn it"

lol hilarious!

[MegaCodebreaker98]

what did he cut her to death???!!!

[Zguy1996]

i am totally going to do this next tim i play rock paper scizzors!!!

[trnlax]

is this legit



[Cactusman129]

Most epic metal gear moment EVAR

[SneakingFox]

rock, paper, scissors, lizard, spock. dont know what that is? type on youtube and laugh your ass off.

[Sonicisunleashed2008]

Am I the only one wondering wtf that was all about

[xixJackxix]

@Sonicisunleashed2008 Rock paper scissors. or RAPORS as snake gestured.

[Darkgabo9]

But how do you beat nuke? D:

Scissors?

[SuperLm07]

O45 omg he smiled

[phanable1]

what move was the three fingers.

[grimmjow94]

@phanable1 he combined all of them together. The two fingers were scissors, the 3 fingers were paper, and the folded fingers were rock

[MrMK109]

In case your opponent picks nuke

pick water

[feetonthetable]

Hide behind a tree, Snake. That will keep you safe against the nuke pointed at your face.

[G00t]

he won it, and he did it like a BAWS!!

[thedragonryder]

@G00t Like a Big Bawss =P

[BPKAL]

quick thinking snake, lol

[IReetonzzzx1]

lol

[Arzaker]

a hybrid of rck paper and scissors

[dekaidoku]

Wait, wast that Ocelot, if it was isn't he stopping his mom from shooting snake with a bazooka?

[Hayato6417]

Lol,how do you unlock this?I just finished Subsistence a while ago and there wasn't this cutscene.

[MrSyahdewa]

@Hayato6417 maybe if you done subsitence you can unlock this in disc 2

[swampthing94]

After this video, I really started to think that what goes on in Kojima's mind

[some14u2no]

Holy FUCK

[xXGOOYXx]

oh snake just blow up

[AuronSilverburgh]

??????? from where is this??? this wasnt in the game :S

[TooLameToDie]

@AuronSilverburgh It's from MGS3: Subsistence. There is quite a few other funny as hell "movies" there.

[AuronSilverburgh]

@TooLameToDie aaah ok thanks :D cause i played just the normal version of mgs 3 :D

[Tonypikmin]

34 people do not win at rock , paper , scissors.

[isantamies2]

someones a bad loser

[935thegroup]

Rock paper scissors omg u beat me again!!! Lol

[xMrjamjam]

and that childeren is why you never play with creepers

[TheDoorman1097]

in case of nuke, hide behind tree.

[MatheusBond]

TIME PARADOX!!

[ShinryuuP]

Trololololololol

[woog757]

I love how he hides behind the tree like that's gonna protect him. xD

[Speekies]

rock, papaer, scissors

NUKE PWNS ALL XD

[jordanz55]

HOLD YOUR FIRE!!!!

[Momoshow101]

XDDDD gayyynessss

[Omegalucario98]

just the cause of the explosion killed snake ocelot and the boss and probobly destroyed the tree completely

[Dayoru]

wow... snake is fantastic. weapons master, cqc user and now genjutsu!!

[twistedmetalero]

its funny how the talk with american accent and not russian

[SONSofVENDETTA]

1:18 SNAKE: "Bow Down To A True Pimp Bitch"!!!!

[SavagetheMaker]

im just like OOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIT!!!!

[1214knight]

Thats why you never use ultimate weapon.Unless if you want to cause a mind fuck.

[ugurmaster1234567890]

whahahahahahahahahahahaaha awsome!!!

[alastor742]

and this is why you don't play rock, paper, scissors with the boss

[Thesamjam5]

@alastor742 Or Snake

[stewieisthelord]

@alastor742 Like a boss

[ChinLiHao]

Wait a min...... Isn't his bone broken?!

[twistedmetalero]

@ChinLiHao no is teh other one

[laatuankka]

Awesome how Snake takes cover behind that tree XD....

[DeathHunterwolf]

Rock,Paper,Scissors...NUKE BEATS ALL!!!!!!!!

[awsomosaurus995]

I'll take a rock-paper-scissors game... AND WIN IT!!!

[TheBehattedOne]

This game just is just silly.

[lokario094]

RE LOL

[crypto66]

No wonder Ocelot is so good...

[Animater65]

Rock, paper, scissors....... Davy Crocket???

[riotrockzz]

How can i unlock the theatre ?

[nicosisX]

@riotrockzz its in disc 2 of metal gear solid 3 subsistence

[videogamenostalgia]

This video should be considered canon to the MGS plot.

[mkh36]

I guess they forgot about Lizard and Spock XD

[AJTyler16]

1:32 what the hell? xD

[onionknight777]

Why does his ultimate attack remind me of occelots hand(gun)geststure?

[AltoMangaka]

XD

[TheGentlemansShadow]

Never mind nukes, we had rock, paper, scissor matches of ultimate doom to worry about.

[shadowdemon753]

33 people used the ultimate weapon and was nuked

[Bigfrie192]

Ultimate rock paper scissors!!! XD

[b3njamin95]

jaajajajajaa soo niicee XD

[hank2417]

he didnt got her this time

[anothaninjaguy]

and they said Nuke was just a legend in "rock, paper, scissors".

[heusserrojas]

in my opinion this... iS THE GRATEST LOL!!!!!!!!!

[HardcoreGamer64]

How did I know someone would pull out the big guns....

[dgwillia]

Mindfucks are totally awesome......until you get nuked that is

[CrimsonHybrid6VI6]

Metal Gear Solid.

It's always serious business here.

*advertises* >;D

[sebsprint]

ah la vache plié en 4 excellent!!

[MrENRICO30]

LOL O_O SNAKE IS DEAD

[cloudd30]

jajajajaj snake noooooooooooooooo!!!!!! you win XD

[arnis666]

Snake remember never cheat in games like this and don't hide behind trees when some one is aiming to you with nucleor misle

[kreukelie]

snake takes siccors boss davy crocket hmm a bit unafair isnt it :p

[mardar18]

Rock, paper, Nuclear warhead!

[ThePaulnessable]

Looks like The Boss...

*Puts on sunglasses)

...got scissored.

[anothaninjaguy]

@ThePaulnessable Looks like Big Boss...

*puts on sunglasses*

..got nuked.

[JetComCom]

Crazy shit happens when you mess with the Boss :D

[metalgearfan990]

boss:its over *shoots davy crockett*

snake:ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!

snake:best 2 out of 3

[projectoooo]

all over a game of rock paper siccors hate to beat her in something important

[PHYCOpoison]

raaaaaaaaape

[theicemanhaslanded]

i guess davy crockett beats rock, paper, scissors

[Liam1993R]

How the hell did you do stuff like this?

[StevZzy1]

@Liam1993R Its On Metal Gear Solid 3 Subsistance on The 2nd Disc Called Presistance if you walktorughed the game you unlock the "secret theatre" mode were this stuff is in

[DarkForcez2010]

LOL that's suicide

[nooblangpoo]

PWNT.

[zonezs]

WTF!!!! HAAAHAHAHAAHAA what i have to do, to see this in the game?

[FlikTheBlueLightning]

Looks like The Boss isn't a good looser...

[tacoburritokinghank]

FUCK THE WHAT!?

[sentinental]

How can you nuke someone over a game of Rock,Paper, Scissors?!

This isn't COD btw...

[snakevidal]

@sentinental but its MGS :D

[sentinental]

@snakevidal exactly my point.

[cjdstruction1]

@sentinental she's just pissed that she cant beat that ultimate move

[Bloodyidit]

1:30

Snake uses Rapesors

it's super effective!

The Boss uses Nuke!

Its a one hit KO!

[lakkas]

Chuck Norris can beat Rapesors with no hands

[JarodJesus]

@lakkas with a kick

@Jaro