"Nuts in the News" "Rapture" Edition

[string193]

why wud christains believe some other religions time when the world will end..? ehh, if i got that right their dipshits

[RHCPfan458]

lol a "commitment to rescue your pets within 18-24 hours of the rapture" now that does sound nuts!

[jean9910]

y wouldent they have sols and also god loves everything as mutch as another

[awarenessable]

I guess we are, cause to hell in a handbag we are to go.

[jasonmildward34]

WHAT A FAG STUPID HOMO BAGEATER

[twister7boy]

so ur pet gets rescued n then just dies while they do nothin after that. what the heck! peace. gregg

[HunterMann]

I'm certainly willing to convert to Atheism if it will help care for all of the future pet orphans. Please send your c.a.s.h. in large boxes to me c/o The Zipster.

[PeeWeesGirlie]

Oh Zipster, you're the best!

[DogHoneyBoy]

Just as crazy as buying real estate on the moon and paying to have a star named after you. Some geologists believe that in 2012 the north and south pole are going to switch. Looking at the layers of the earth, this has happened before.

[mentosC4]

i don't think 2012 going to happen i think that the mayans died of before they could finish the calender...thus it ends of 2012

[fehquig]

What's amadda with people?

[CarnageSafyre]

LOL

[reddropdrop]

I like your 1980's news reporter style!

[DoctorChibi740]

What will happen to the gingers? ;)

[Urgo6667]

Hah, thats an awesome idea!

[njsuzanne]

THis was great. I thought only the Jehovah witnesses thought that crap! But that guy is brilliant. Rollin in the dough.

[neohemp]

All the Loco Mamas of the world will be the only thing left after rapture... oh yeah and cock roaches

[MasterofDuckies]

no one really knows when the world will end. this whole 2012 thing is just crap.

[orionpk]

zip burning imovie

[proudyke]

I'm now taking pet sitting applications :o)

Love ya ((Zip))

[Jeffluvs80s]

I need to masturbate.

[piratesephiroth]

who's gonna rescue my youtube account?

[alphaba2]

This is great. I love eveything about the video.

[IndyMoon777]

I don't know what's going to happen come the end of the Mayan calendar, but I SERIOUSLY doubt it's "The Rapture". Jesus, himself said that angel in all of the heavens, and no man on earth, not even himself will know when The Rapture will happen. Only one being knows the answer to that, and that's the Great One, Him/Her/Itself. I don't know why some christians have to be so anal retentive about a being that's so far beyond that which they describe in the Bible. As if they could comprehend God!

[wtfoof]

Has anybody considered that the Mayan calender ends because they ran out of room? Too bad we can't ask them.  THERE ALL GONE! Perhaps they all got VIP Rapture Tickets.

[locamorenanena]

@wtfoof LOL!

[IndyMoon777]

Yea, actually. I have suggested something like that, before, on another vid. Seems to me that since they disappeared, maybe, before they were gone, completely, there just wasn't anyone left behind who understood how to do the calendar. Maybe, they just didn't see the reason to continue the calendar, since their way of life was coming to an end. No one really knows exactly what happened to them. No one wanted to hear it when I mentioned it.

[IndyMoon777]

Whoever that "Todd" dude is that says that animals don't have souls is a moron. When I was nine, I had a near-death experience. I recall numerous animals. I saw a flock of doves take flight and heard their their wings beat and flutter. I petted a daschund, and held a cat. I guess this is why I'm an Extreme Liberal Christian. Sometimes, other christians embarrass me! Like Margeruite Perrin! She's a wack-job!

[Jardinami]

Well, the rest of the story goes that the earth and all left behind will be consumed by fire. But, Tammy Faye once read a Bible verse that God brings joy to those who believe and are faithful. She explained that God knows how much she loves her cat Snow Ball and that HE would make sure she has Snow Ball with her in eternity.

[anmoose]

I'm planning on taking mine with me. Feed cats enough catnip and tuna, and they'll pass out in a suitcase for the whole trip. Jeebus won't know they're there until it's too late.

[Poisonfrogg]

lolololololololollololo

thats a brilliant idea!!! lol

[toadlytadpole]

Nuts in the news...love it

My husband is driving me nuts!

[prettylilpandagirl]

Love this Zip, keep them coming :)

[PXTMhybrid]

I love it hahahaa!!! KEEP THESE UP

[Seth38101]

i do not believe anything will happen on 12/21/12. for one they say everything the bible says is true, it also states man will not no the date nor the time jesus returns, If they did, nearly the whole world will go

[miniixio]

Lol silly Zipster, that was a Standard Poodle, not a French Poodle :P

Im just playing with yah. Great vid Zip!

[Zipster08]

Actually, that was a miniature poodle!!!

[miniixio]

LOL yeah it is ;P sorry for the mistake <3

[moomay11649]

That won't last log.

Mooz

[thornekatt]

GREAT idea for a weekly series! Looking forward to Wednesdays...thanks, Zip! : ]

[Skeptic121]

Rapture is ridiculous, but before we get too smug, what wacky ideas do WE believe.

1. All races and ethnic groups are roughly equal in all fields of endeavor. Hint: the NBA.

2. The USA is a free country because the government lets us watch porn. Hint: have a disagreement with the IRS and get back to me on that.

3. They only hate us for our freedom. Hint: ask them.

4. Public education in America is the best in the world. Hint: talk to a teenager.

5. Politicians care about us.

[Randomstuffs261]

Christians dont all believe in 2012, but i am and i do

[5K1TZ2006]

haha love it

[Momotaro15]

"Nuts in the News"! Have you ever seen the guy called "Fluffie" here on YouTube? He does something similar. He's very funny.

[1F2R3O4G]

@Momotaro15

yeah I like Fluffie lol

[jebusHchru]

Zip. Thank you for the video about our post rapture pet rescue business.

It's so good that I will offer all your viewers 25% discount on their first pet if they sign with us by March 1, 2010.

Best regards,

Bart centre

aka Dromedary Hump

[Ardenwolfe]

Is this for real? Seriously?

Wolfe

[ratgirl03]

oh I need to start one of these in my area. . . to bad I am not an atheist. I do find it highly doubtful though that there will be a rapture in the manor which many christians believe there will be, and even more doubtful it will be in my lifetime.

[ickybird]

If you have REAL faith, you wouldn't fuss about it and just do the best you can ( like do unto others...)...And leave it in God's hands.

[rollsthepaul]

The rapture has been cancelled. If "The Hurt Locker" can beat out "Avatar" then the rapture can be cancelled. The rapture was invented by a protestant in the 19th century. I'm sure we will all be holding out breath. LOL

[ladybard1968]

I am psychic. Pets do have souls> my doggie that died when I was young visits me on a regular basis. I do think something is going to happen in 2012. However I don't think jesus is going to be ressurected. Don't worry Zipster you will be reunited with all your furry friends when you 'pass over'.

[MikeOfKorea]

I, too, offered my services to my christian friends, and a couple even took me up on it! OMG, do I have loony friends, or what?

[omnid20]

This is old news.

[JustAnotherX]

Is this research serious, Zip? Are people really this stupid? O.o

[dustin60671]

My 30th birthday is Dec. 21, 2012. LOL

[uwannaplayskate]

nice video zip!

[charvelgtrs]

One thing I would never understand is how some gays can believe in that horrible bible. The same book tells them that they are going to hell, but they still believe it anyway.

How about we all evolve and stop believing in childish things like scary invisible space Gods.

[ratgirl03]

@charvelgtrs actually it does not say gays are going to hell. It is more complex, while it mentions homosexual acts as something against the rules it is closer to on the level of wearing polyester then the ten big ones. The bible should be read in context of the time and place it was written as well as keeping in mind that it was written by humans, not God.

This is why a great deal of main stream denominations not only do not condemn gays but will ordain gays and preform same sex weddings

[MGB1000]

I think animals do have souls

[RiuvGuitar]

Of course they do - they're living things...

[FannySMUDGE]

Lol great idea! :D

[neleza]

you are the best

[neleza]

lol you go zip

[Katfellow]

2012 - is that supposed to be the end, or did the Mayans just stop counting?

[south301976]

Umm...All Dogs go to heaven, didnt you see the movie???

[ccm800]

WTH  do Mayans have to do with Christians?

[Naturepheonix]

God won't come down to Earth

we are not worth for him to come down himself.

He will only send mid classed angels to inform us.

Or use events that willl happen in the future to "foreshadow" for us.

[Byangsangful]

finally a year where we dont have to go christmas shopping lolll

[russtex]

Actually, pets DO go to heaven!

Interesting news though Zipster!

Oh...btw, not all Christians believe in the rapture.

[chriek]

I totally couldn't tell you were reading during your video!

>.>

Interesting about the pet thing, though.

[CarboKill]

God doesn't exist, Jesus probably existed but didn't have powers, and the bible is a piece of crap. Oh, but the apocalypse is still gonna happen. ^^

[foititis]

Ironic the modern evangelical preacher says that animals don't have souls when Aristotle and Thomas Aquinas said that they did.

In case of Rapture, can I have your car?

~Fr. Jakob

[laptopanimal]

No, the Mayans didn't predict the end of the world. It's just the end of an AGE, and happens about every 26,000 years.

There is plenty of interesting stuff on the net about the coming years if you want to do more research.

[Moona1966]

AWESOME new series, Zipster! Are you looking for suggestions on future episodes? Cuz you KNOW all of us out here in la la land come across stories such as these every day :) Can't wait for next Wednesday! :)

[Zipster08]

Please send your suggestions along to me!!!

[pixietear]

What a great new series! :) Can't wait to see more! :)

[Zipster08]

Thanks...can't wait to do more! And BETTER!

[ramona7609]

Wasn't 'Rapture' a song by Blondie?

[russtex]

Yes

[ooskeykay]

I guess it's all about numbers ?: 12-21-12 or is it 12-21-2012? That doesn't look as nice. Maybe it's about the winter solstice on the 21st. Personally, I think the Mayans just didn't count long enough. And how can animals NOT have souls?!!! Mine do and did. *

[ajs1177]

Interesting....very interesting is all I can say right now! LOL. However, this story does sound familiar, I think I heard about it recently on Inside Edition, or somewhere on tv. lol

[treetopteresa]

Love the story Zipster; maybe I can get a job with this guy taking care of the animals. Too bad the "Rapture" wouldnt take all the Muslims as well. Without the Christians and Muslims causing trouble the world would be a happier place.

[halyvamp101]

The bible did not say WHEN the world will end

so... technicly... the stupid little calender thingy is stupid:P

[Zipster08]

Just reporting what I read!

[halyvamp101]

@Zipster08 i still love you zipster<333

[fulekkei]

oh wow favorited.

you gotta admit that's a brilliant business man.

[oldnag58]

For all the Christains, we know that God is smarter than "man". No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son,[a] but only the Father. Matthew 24:36

Silly Bart!!! I won't waste my money. ;^)

[MasterAsra]

Haha, that's a ridiculously good idea on his part.

[DaichisMonkeyGirl]

These are the biggest nuts I've ever seen in my life. Animals have no souls? You have GOT to be kidding me. I despise anyone who would say that my two cats, who each have their own personalities, quirks, fears, habits, preferences, etc., have no souls.

[Zipster08]

I agree 100%

[englove369]

Just another example of how there are people who are stupid enough to pay for anything.........

Can't wait to see the rest of the vids you make about ridiculous news stories!

[MsChopperdog]

Has this guy actually made money off this scam?

[Zipster08]

Um, YEAH!

[479Lucy]

You gotta wait a week to find a nutty news story? lol

[goodlove42002]

wow I loved it so great

[mastax1234]

zipster is so funny

[awaseniu]

This is nuts

[PrincessDiana161]

what a great idea for a series :)

[Zipster08]

Thanks, baby!!

[buzzkc1]

OMG that was..... WAIT WAIT should I bring God into this? I'm so confused!!

[AFateSoTwisted]

OMG ! I can totally picture my adoptive mother paying for this service !

LOL !

[genkykaia]

Great idea! I would give you 5 stars for it but since I'm in the "lucky" group of people to test the new beta video page, the stars are gone and I cant get the old page back ~_~

Just wanting to let you know that it's a great idea! :)

[Zipster08]

Thank you!

[JnAStudios]

lol just a quick glance at the title of this vid and I thought it said "Nuts in rapture" lol

lol "merry band of atheists" that guy is a genius! However if he's already saying that that they really aren't going to do anything in return for the money I think there can be some legal (false advertising) litigation dangers but then he says he will rescue them?

I think he shoulda just kept his mouth shut and just raked in the cash.

You're right about the nutty people are the ones paying him.

[snellvillegirl]

Thanks for bringing this to our attention!! It is good to know people in the country are thinking ahead!

[Ishkiia]

what a riot

[LiverAloneK]

Zipster, listen to the Grand Buffet song called Birdwater Highway.

It is somewhat about that

[LOV3xxNiKKi]

the next michael buckley?? haha

[amjPeace]

What a creative idea!

Hmmm... maybe I could promise to water all the abandoned houseplants for a nominal fee...

and for the real nutjobs, I could be hired to care for their pet rocks!

[TheProjectGuy]

Good one, zipster! Funny consept!

[BoomerChick55]

I would rather be with the animals anyway.

[BEENDOWNHEARTEDBABY]

I am going with Jesus man!

[frostedheart63]

Terry, this is a great idea for an addition to your channel--Nuts and News as only Zipster can do them! Err...wow, did that come out wrong...? ;)

[Zipster08]

HA HA!!

[pdlbean]

well hey, they're knowingly giving this guy their money, and he is being honest and saying he doesn't intend to do anything for the money. I say more power to him, as a fellow atheist. :P

[ScotsmanRS]

Bit of a double entendre in the title, thought it was going to be a tad rude. :)

Looking forward to the series! :D

[tjw1963]

I thought the rapture was supposed to happen on December 31, 1999. I wish I would have thought if that idea. It is brilliant, especially if people pay for the service.

[maswellasm]

The mayan calendar is actually just going to restart, its not predicting the end-of-the-world. The Mayans have predictions going on thousands of years from now, so the apocalyptic theories based on the Mayan belief just aren't logical.

Sorry, I don't mean to be a smart ass. This was funny! I <3 ya, Zip!

[BoynDE1]

Zipster, I love your segments. I just wanted to say.....What could the Mayans possibly know, there all fuckin dead! I guess those dumbasses already had their rapture.

[m1up]

I thought you meant rapture as in "Bioshocks" rapture.

[spygirl43]

I like this idea! Just a tip - when you read you tend to talk faster so slow it down a little. Plus write down what you're going to say and rehearse it a few times then try to do it without reading but like you're telling a story, and with just one paper with talking points (like names, date, name of company etc)

[Zipster08]

Yeah, I had it down pat...until I turned on the camera!! Next time will be MUCH better, I promise!

[lennonfan4ever40]

I like this idea of 'nuts in the news.' Very cool. However, with regards to that atheist site, I'm not sure how to feel. I think it walks a fine line between being downright hilarious and being wrong. It's an interesting idea though.

[thizizliz]

Hilarious! I love it and will look forward to seeing it each week. Terry, you are a treasure.

[Zipster08]

Thanks!

[ellichan]

LMAO you've gotta be shitting me...are these people for real? Haha, I have hamsters, they won't live long enough to see 2012 and if they do I will have died from shock anyway XD! Eh I don't believe in the 2012/Rapturing crap anyway...good story though Zipster :D!

[Jersey526]

Unless you're Mayan, don't worry.

[jmaprins]

Love this, and love you Zipster. Your videos make my day!

[sazzrhilee]

Christian faith is based on Polytheism faith which is astrologically based

[j06curry2]

Awesome! Love these updates. Keep em' going Zippy!

[nalts]

Dude this is brilliant. You've found a new niche.

[Zipster08]

Thanks, Kevin. Means a lot coming from you!

[greatbroad]

This is a good series.

Did you know that ALL the world's Holy books tell the same end-of-times tale in the last couple of chapters w/different character names? I wonder how they all got together from around the world--to make it end the same way...  I would like to know.

[darkkristian22]

lol thats stupid to pay a guy, im a christian, dont believe in the rapture, AND MY DOGS R GOING TO HEVEN WIF ME!!!!!! i hope lol

[izumeypup]

Lol oh Christians, they never fail to make me laugh ;D

[VioletKitty411]

I'm personally not offended, but I'm debating if I should post exactly how many biblical errors there are in your source. The originator of the idea is completely wrong about Christian beliefs.

[Zipster08]

I was just telling it like I read it!

[Mikeforealz]

yeah, but those are christian beliefs. these are other people's beliefs. you should post your side though, love to hear it!

[paul1967uk]

Stick a thumbnail on showing tits and you'll get as many views as phil or buck

[genmama1955]

LOL great first video for the series!

[Zipster08]

Thanks!

[scandia61]

I'm an atheist...I will gladly accept an upfront fee to take care of fluffy in the event that Jesus scoops all the x-tians up to heaven!

[djben1977]

Ditto!

[PenguinExMachina]

I'd love to know how much money they've already made. Sometimes you only need that one great idea and you're set for life.

[KrazyRawb]

Crazy!

[marniespeaks]

clever idea - that guy should be a wall street banker

[Delaypat]

HAHAHHA!!! Good one Zip!!

[KillermaTV]

Thank god I'm an atheist... so much money saved. lol

[NickyyPee]

This will be funny to see fail lmao

[Zipster08]

I hope you're not talking about this video series!!??

[NickyyPee]

NO ZIPSTER! I'm talking about the news story :)

I love the new idea :)

[LeonSKennedy828]

Anyone who believes this fairytale garbage needs MAJOR help.

[skoal22005]

LAWD ZIPSTER :P