Tim Vine - My Marvelous Metronome

[Yorkie3productions]

Tim Vine is amazing!!

[xx8ballxx]

is it just me or is this song one of the catchiest songs ive ever heard hahaha.. ive been singing it all day haha !!!

[Cookieofdoom]

He reminds me a bit of the danish Victor Borge. Also clean child safe comedy. Try watching some of his sketches too!

[VinnieAndZach]

This is my parrot's favourite song.

[heatbucspies55]

Talk about subtle humor hahaha.

Tim Vine has such a different style of comedy, it really is hilarious though.

[nfgsjacklin]

Not gonna lie, that song is really uplifting

[heatbucspies55]

@nfgsjacklin

It does have a very nice tune haha.

[eezy1972]

345 people can keep time !

[EmmaAdams1]

you actually took your personal time and energy to write all of that down?

[Kaatiieexxx]

my marvellous metronome never lets me down, never lets me down. my marvellous metronome never lets me down, never lets me down. I can sing i can sing i can sing about anything anything anyhing and when i sing i sing i sing itll always keep time keep time with the right time...

[Dowlingaaron95]

this is just epic!!

[annahowson]

wow sir you have a fabby fantisctial voice. groove on

[nataliekwong2]

This is halarious and VERY FUNNY.

[spark12222]

1 person can't keep up with the marvellous metrenome :)

[MegaChuckleBrothers]

The marvellous Tim Vine never lets us down, never lets us down

The marvellous Tim Vine never lets us down, never lets us down

He can sing, He can sing, He can sing about anything anything anything,

When He sings, He sings, He sings, He will always Keep time, keep time,

Keep the right time,

The marvellous Tim Vine never lets us down, never lets us down

[AlwaysDaydreaming10]

Some people don't like him because he doesn't swear and that and "therefore not funny" but i prefer clean humour - you can watch this with your little brother or sister and laugh along without worrying about him swearing. Well done Tim! You're brilliant.

Ps - I'm a teenager

[Freakuency01]

doesn't it sound like "my motherless metronome?"

[BVBcati98]

I love this. It's so funny. I'm also pretty impressed with his keeping up!

[killjoy4evar]

i have been blessed with the curse that i talk really really fast, so this is piss easy xD

it's sssoooo awesome! :DD

[spark12222]

@killjoy4evar OMG I'm not the only one!!!!

[killjoy4evar]

@spark12222 no, you're not :D

[xxdressagedivaxx]

Will someone please upload 'I'm allergic to choruses' Love that one :)

[BritishAlienCompany]

Doing an essay and i had a break and came to listen to this! I should not have because its now in my head! Oh its so damn good!

[abacuslukey]

i can keep up with him the whole way through! 

[dramakinghull]

this song gets into your head. i love it !!!

[Megsterx01]

Wow, he's funny AND a great piano player at the same time! :D

[ItsLikeMagiic]

TIM* lol

[ItsLikeMagiic]

My dad introduced me to time this year. Very funny and cute in a weird old man way :D

[ItsLikeMagiic]

1 Person doesn't have a marvelous Metronome.

[GeneralArt]

The 1 dislike is from the metronome

[MrINA5]

must get for my IPod! :D

[BritishAlienCompany]

It's....in....my....head!!!!! 

[yhwh567]

compare 0:19 to 1:47

[TJIMN]

genius 

[stephenrhughes]

Awesome.

[k8is]

Once this gets stuck in your head it's very hard to get it out! lol

[07leacox]

The best thing about him is that he doesn't swear every 5 secs like the other comedians.

[StarGazerWithDinos]

1 doesnt have a bult in metronome in their keybored...

[Stigga98]

Jesus Christ! how does he manage?!

[LoonyCartoonys]

Really Catchy!

[pyrojls]

this guy is a legend lol

[giggidygoogly]

Tim Vine is such a funny guy. this so.. dvd is worth every penny!

[sammygh11]

1 person doesn't know what a metronome is.

[fukaduk12]

the ULTIMATE punslinger :D

[minihumphrey01]

1 dislike? are you drunk?

[neilthebath]

Brilliant!! so funny :D



[tinyniel]

This has been stuck in my head for three days. People are starting to look at me funny.

[20meerkat]

When it first started to speed up he looked at the camera as if to say 'help me!'

[fribb]

he ends up sounding like George Formby

[The10Gentleman]

1 person is a failed comedian.

[mgreenyuk]

@The10Gentleman I hope you don't mean Tim, as he is hilarious...

[The10Gentleman]

@mgreenyuk I was refering to the one dislike on the video.

[mgreenyuk]

@The10Gentleman My bad....

[1fatdan]

more impressive than the moon landing

[assistantto007]

@1fatdan

At least Tim actualy sang the song , that's more than you can say for NASA going to the moon.

[Zhero4]

@assistantto007 well, i guess thats true, nasa didn't sing about going to the moon...

[CrazyLlamaGuys]

1 person doesn't know true comedy when they see it.

[fitzyuc]

I really really want to learn to play this song. Seriously, can somebody help me out?

[TheSammy404]

Whoa!!! ♥♥ Tim Vine :)

[SteRDLK]

That is indeed a marvellous metronome.

[Mintydeadman]

1 Person couldn't keep up with his metronome.

[MKShaggy1985]

@Mintydeadman

1 person has to ruin the comments section by making some stupid unoriginal comment about dislikes.

[Mintydeadman]

@MKShaggy1985

Who did that?? dunno who you're on about :D

[phantombrickthrower]

@MKShaggy1985 THE COMMENTS SECTION IS RUINED! OH MY GOD I CAN'T GO ON LIVING ANYMORE! *jumps out window, but it's a first story window because I'm a fucking dumb ass*

[easycomego]

this song is song catchy. Tim vine is amazing keeping up with that metronome

[mimbillia]

what amazing person can even sing at that speed

[CrazyLlamaGuys]

I had this bloody song in my head all day! Arg, my college tutor kept looking at me weirdly!

[Georgeous129]

haha i'm crying with laughter here, this is incredible!

[plmkoi1999]

metronome metronome metronome metronome metronome metronome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YAY! = )

[DanielTempleUK]

@djmixer97 The metronome is pre-recorded, then he applies his amazing skill to keep up with it. Basically He's a hero =D

[aswatful]

He actually has a beautiful voice!!!

[hellstotheyizzle]

His act is so stupid and I've never seen anything like it before... top quality though!

[Jake5875]

God I love him. He is hilarious

[ballbagbaggins]

i wish i could memorise this song too so i could sing it to my friends LOLOL

[ironmonger27]

anyone know the chords he's playin?

[karatebuff]

@ironmonger27 Yes left hand A then B right hand A and C flat then left hand D then A and right hand A and D then the first part again then finally left hand B then E and the right D and A flat does this help?

[dking987returns]

@ironmonger27

he is playing A, D and E but they are +1 octave

[Projectrez]

Haha he writes some catchy tunes!

[Robocheeseball701]

I would love to play this song on DDR.

[hfdpayner]

tim vine your like the older brother i never had

[Bazzyodartertjuh]

Brilliant.!

[hte624]

lol

[Gamerpigeon]

i love this it reminds me of those joke songs they had in the 60s and 70s like the laughing policeman , this would be a funny comedy record

[LittleBitOfLeeseAH]

I wish I could play this on piano!!! I would sing and play it every DAY!!! <3

Tim vinee!!! Legend !!!!

:D

xxx

[AshlynOfficial]

OMG Tim Vine is my hero xD

I memorized this song and sing it to my friends EVERY DAY!

My marvelous metronome... <3

[freakella]

I <3 Tim!

[usblueflyer]

I just LOVE Tim!! Isn't he adorable!!?

[JimmyKooKoo123]

@usblueflyer yeah he is. I wouldn't kick him outta bed,if I could get him in it :0

[luvcomedy123]

LOL i love tim vine

[computer11111111111]

He does really well to keep up with that metronome :)

[jokerblade1]

@computer11111111111 Hes not actually playing

[MayoMeako]

@jokerblade1

He so is playing the tune!!! That's like saying Santa Claus isn't real!!! It's insane!!!

[xsillyspudx]

i just adore him :]

amazing...and he's awesome in Not Going Out :]

[cottonwhiskersuk]

Very annoying song, but still funny.

[EFBoler]

a friend of mine was shown this. and he was singing it throughout his undergrad medicine exams. hiilarious. I cant get it out now...I'll be singing it in my exams :D

[believeinitshona]

i managed to get this song stuck in my head the other day...going round and round my head it was!

[bigGthellama]

Lol

[Natester1985]

haha man i love this thanks for posting lol

[henrycrumm]

lmfao XD

[Spritely1978]

cracking

[poddykate]

love this soo mcuh

fave

[imateamplayerareyou]

WOOOO thanks so much for posting :D!

[owls2k]

YES YES YES!!!

[hofsteveO]

Brill...