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  • ahahahahhahhahahahahah

  • hot chick :)

  • Funniest security ever!

  • Security, so security:)

    Guys look like sportsmens.

  • Security guards just start punching, assholes deserved to be thrown into the pool repeatedly.

  • I bet many ties were cut that day...

  • the guy that takes his top of saved the other dude he a beast nohomo

  • 3:12 SAVE THE SANDALS! MUST SAVE THE SANDALS!

  • The dolphin's probably looking over from the other side of the pool like "wtf?"

  • Someone needs to tell that bitch it's a fight, not a homicide JFC shut your trap bitch.

  • @heat4yoass A fight like that (on concrete, near stairs, etc.) can easily become one, even if neither side is intending to take it nearly that far. If you're not in a ring with safety measures in place and some training, you should be engaging in physical contests that are less likely to end with serious or even mortal injury. How about laps in the pool?

  • @grendel824 i don't think dolphin would adore laps in his pool

  • 3:00 is why if your a female dont fucking try to stop a fight

  • That bitch needs to chill her ass out.

  • I'm confused was the show about a dolphin, or was it a fight that a dolphin paid to see?

  • @birdmanil I think the dolphin got some free entertainment.:)

  • 2:57 Girl walks into frame top left corner, saves a pair of flip-flops/sandals from the pool, then walks out again. WTF?

  • Oh god that's awesome.

  • i like when the guy comes out of the water and then he push back to the water again LOL

  • more more more

  • That guy in white is a TANK.

  • @iCoreyJames yeah, the motherfucker is strong

  • Oh...those Russians ...

  • stupid bitches screamin and shit.....give that girl a simple backhand

  • Security Guards would fight like pussies.

  • tbhh id put them SWANGAS ON DEN SECRUITY GAURDS lol

  • OMFG the girl in the middle of the fight needs to shut the fuck up !

  • Girl is really beautyfull

  • i love the girl running around fishing everyones shoes out the pool. she loves the dolphin lol

  • i find this highly entertaining

  • At least the Dolphin wasn't harmed in the making of this video.

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  • security or kgb

  • This security is funny hahahahahahaha ! 

  • pisdez security loxanulys :D

  • Those 2 dudes somehow manage not to fall in....they come close but never do

  • i like the part with the guy, doing the thing, yenno... im high as fuckkkk hahahahaha

  • has anyone ever seen a fat russian chick? i havent

  • sexy blue eyed babe

  • camera mans girlfriend is hot!

  • @E9LDN oh yeah. she`s awesome. you gotta live Russia for that :)

  • @E9LDN o.O

  • The big guy is amazingly patient and controlled. He didn't even throw a punch. He knew he would have really damaged the "small" guys who were punching him. Cool guy. He was just protecting his friend who was being ganged up on by the dickhead bouncers. They finally met a guy whom they couldn't (man)handle.

  • That security is an unprofessional joke, what garbage.

    The girl to the left though... awwww yeah!

  • Mmm.. That girl is GORGEOUS!! <3

  • Dolphin: WTF is goin' on out there. Where's my fish ? I will eat the next person to fall in the water.

  • the manager of the pool waited for him at the exit with a contract for a job as a security guard.the others were dismissed.

  • LET THE BODIES HIT THE POOL

  • if that security guy punched me just ones i would beat the shit out of him stupid little prick ! 

  • Sup at the Russian babe.

  • ur all shit fuck up

    tetris fuck you cujnt

  • i don't know what's with all the fighting ... but i know i'd def hit the blue eye girl. who's with me?

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  • @migec No one thinks you're funny

  • The russian chick was hot.

  • LOOL they all react like the Fight would be sooo normal,and happens every Day! xD

    :O one Russian was bleeding,didnt look good,but whats with the Video Title?? The Russians kicked Ass! They always trought them in the Water,i think the Security chose the Wrong Place to fight with the Russians!...

  • @TheRafaelBond the security was russian too...

  • She has beautiful Eyes!

  • that girl with the shorts in the back..... id tap that

  • Like if NGU brought you here (:

  • Them Little ropes Poolside.. Did absolutely nothing.

  • 9 Russian Security Guards watched this video lol

  • SECURITY=WATER.

  • 9 people were not from NGU

  • Thumbs up if you came here from NGU!

  • NGU FTW lol, btw WTF, Securtity started the fight -_- they thro the first punch

  • @Ashleywv3 also FPs Russia was in this vid LOL

  • LOL 3:03 she broke my speakers

  • NGU FTW :D

  • I honestly would of shit kicked those guards

  • Russians are stupid as fuck

  • HAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA STUPID SECURITY!!!!!! HAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAA WORSE THAN THOSE STUPID AMERICANS HAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • great video. that one dude clearly is or was in the military, and the woman in the video is gorgeous. ^__^

  • This fight needs the benny hill theme. Badly!

    Also, I wouldn't mind letting my dolphin fight the girl at 0:36.

  • flagged for adults fighting.

    u mad?

    deal with it.

    :D

  • huh its a normal day in russia no big deal

  • who knows but the camera guy's gf is hot! :)

  • 2:53 stop there

  • РЕАЛЬНО, нихуя не понятно что говорит чувиха!

  • На каком языке говорит чувиха?

    

  • Охрана всё же по скотски с кулаками накинулась.

    Респект тем, кто решил заступиться, хотя пьяный изначально был не прав.

  • The girl who reacts like Freddy Krueger just showed up needs to get her shit together.

  • 4:44  *

  • 4:46 A beautifull sidestep with the head by the MMA fighter

  • A good show for the dolphins!

  • Wow they fight weird..

  • HAHAHA!! 3:01 bitch needs to get the fuck outta the way. what the fuck is she even trying to do? LOL

  • @vallainbby That's what happens when she gets out of the kitchen.

  • IN SOVIET RUSSIA, DOLPHIN WATCHES YOU!

  • why did they start and stop so many times? cooler heads were trying to prevail

  • damn that girl at the beginning was hot

  • This is why you should never hop the turnstile on "Swim Drunk with the Dolphins Day".

  • MY EARS ARE BLEEDING

  • Dolphin says, mute the sound of this vid, and @ 01:18 play "Zack Hemsey - Mind Heist (Inception Trailer music)" vid on another tab.

    He reckons it adds epicocity to the vid...I reckon he's got too much time on his flippers.

  • Ха-ха проклятый безопасности

  • I feel sorry for the dolphin.. thing is prob freaked.

  • Can we have this translated ? :D

  • dude in the white shirt did a great job at holding his own. pussy security needs to work out

  • is the guys in black shirts security?

  • idk whats going on but i think i like it

  • 01:33 

  • happens all the time here. but it isnt bad.

  • Who's who? I don't get it.

  • i'll spear those drunkards off.

  • those security guys got fired.......they suck bro!!!

  • lol swim swim time :D

  • just one thing the water trols them al

  • The whole issue started when the dolphin made a comment about his mother's borscht.

  • Where is rasputin when you need him

  • the newest sport. pool side wrestling. first team to get the entire rival team into the water at once wins lol

  • If that guy was playing Halo, he'd have a really high KDR(Kill/Death Ratio)

  • mean while in Russia....

  • Only in Russia... Fucking retards.

  • i feel sorry for the girl at 3:00

  • That dude must have has some CQC training, or got into a lot of fights as a kid.

    The security dudes dont know how to fight, and should have come out wearing scuba gear, they spent more time in the water than they did throwing fists.

    Crazy vid.

  • @johnpa2006 security arnt supposed to throw punches. Also not the type of place they would really need to have combat training. They are probably there to stop people getting in w/o paying and to lock up at night. Cant really blame them

  • i feel pity for those dolphins.

    drunken squad vs drunken security. start a fight when you don't feel your face by ethilic sedation. ruskys know best.

  • FOR THE HORDE

  • Loool Epic. if only that tall guy knew karate or any martial art :<

  • I like how one russian man took on the entire security team.

    And won.

  • This aint a fight :\

    Those guys are lacking fighting skills. :<

  • was the dolphin ok?

  • typical russian behaviour.

    russians who live in western europe or in america should be DEPORTED

  • @Bregowald The funny thing is, a lot of Russians support mass-murderer Anders Breivik. They don't realize that Russians are responsible for a LOT of the crime in Western Europe.

  • How the hell do you get thrown in a pool 3 times?...

    so sad.

  • That tall guy is epic.

  • This fight would make the Stooges proud.

  • Why is your cute wife outside the kitchen?

  • The ruffians racked up an impressive amount of ring outs.

  • all a load of handbags, fucking dickheads.

  • I don't understand Russian, but I carefully watched the video. It seems that some (probably drunk) guy swam a little and a bunch of violent security-sissies wanted to act tough. And they got their asses kicked, and they were damn lucky because Mr. Tall Guy obviously didn't want to fight (he was defending his friend), otherwise they would be frickin dead. I mean, just LOOK how cowardly that security scum is.

    Pathetic scum...they're only brave when ambushing in large packs. Nice job Tall Guy :)

  • @Trolovski the dipshit in the white shirt started the violence by aggressively pushing the first security guard back when he tried to get him up to leave, after that all bets are off,

    i'd never be so stupid as to be drunk in public, enough to swim in a fucking dolphin tank, and no matter how drunk i was i'd recognize what a massive dipshit i had just been and would submit to being escorted from the premises...fuck off everyone in this video except for the hot russian babes...they're A-OK

  • @vomitedshit

    You were never drunk in public? Seriously? Disco, cafee, club etc? Are you a virgin too? Please, don't lie....it's not nice :)

    Actually, if your ''herp derp obey the law'' eyes weren't closed, you would see that security started it all.

  • @Trolovski you find it so hard to believe a person can control their alcohol intake as to never be publicly drunk?does alcoholism run in your family?wow, you must have some really unique perspective if that's your stance, & you scoff at obeying laws? how extensive is your criminal record? & if you cannot see for yourself that the dipshit in the white shirt very forcefully pushes the security away from in turn starting the following violence then you're in dire need of some prescription glasses

  • @vomitedshit

    So-called ''aggressive pushing''=drunk guy trying to push the security away. Like ''go away''. And what did ''professional security' do? . Instead of trying to calm down the guy or simply throw out the guy as security should, they all started to punch him. In the head. Not once. Not even twice. But continuously, over and over again.

    And when another game came to stop them? Not punch them, but stop them-giant difference. A security guy punched him too.

  • @Trolovski oh ok.... thanks for explaining the situation for me, cos I swear I couldn't understand wtf was gng on :S

  • @Trolovski They didnt punch him dumbass, its a punching technique that doesnt hurt at all.

    Its the drunk guy who overreacted and cant comprehend anything..

  • @iDontbreakPS3

    Well, perhaps you need some ''punching technique that doesn't hurt at all'', troll. Don't try to push away anyone, because that will be ''overreacting''.

  • @Trolovski

    ?? but the rusians were the ones kickinf asses??ok,one bleeded,thats it,they puched em all..

  • @vomitedshit

    But I guess that's kind of opinion that's really popular in USA. You know, where ''uniforms'' can do whatever they want. Break into your house, arrest you for no reason at all and torture you in a ''prison' for years-''prisons''-like Guantanamo (closed, but who knows how many more are there)..

    Bu ''herp me derp''. It's the law of my government. Let's all unquestionably obey it.

    If a security starts punching my mother in her head, she deserves it. She was drunk.

  • @Trolovski 99% of people that are arrested or pulled over or "harassed" by the men in uniforms are guilty & deserve it, the other 1% can chalk that up to having a bad day,& you're right your mother does deserve a good wallop on the head for producing such a confused child,but yeah,someone punching a woman in the face is exactly the same situation as this video because that gentleman in the white shirt was completely innocent minding his own business healing sick kids & helping nice old ladies ac

  • @vomitedshit

    I have no criminal record. Is that too much for your tiny brain to handle Mr. Virgin Cop, so you had to switch to petty insults? You are being sexist and saying that women can't be drunk? No comment.

    Yeah, it's nice to comfort yourself...especially when you live in USA.-where police can do just about anything without consequences. Unless someone finds out about it. Then a show starts, couple of people get fired, a prison closes, and everything remains the same.

  • @Trolovski You and whoever you're arguing with should just shut the fuck up!!! If u wanna argue, than send each other private messages.

  • @xxjon11

    Fail troll is fail.

  • @Trolovski u would know

  • @Trolovski petty insults? you already went down that road with your "herp derp bullshit," women can't be drunk? where the fuck did you get that from, read what i wrote, don't misinterpret things to twist my point,

    and some people like me believe in authority and having a system where uniforms are policing the streets, property, our communities because for sure it's not the neighbors or most of the yahoos that populate this earth

  • @vomitedshit Look at the video. It's not hard. I already have my glasses, perhaps you should buy yours. Scenario: -drunk guy goes swimming where he shouldn't -a bunch of thugs in uniforms surround him -drunk guy pushes the security guard -security guards starts beating him over and over and over and over and over and over again -people ask them to stop them -security starts to beat them to -more fighting -security gets their asses kicked-as they deserved it.
  • @Trolovski i've already stated multiple times that everyone in this video is a fucking moron, those security guards are dumb as dirt BUT they still have the authority to kick this guy out, they still have the right to force him from the premises because whoever they work for owns that property & that dipshit in the white should respect basic ownership enuff to leave the fucking building, all the violence starts with that push, after that security can do whatever they can to remove the undesirabl

  • @vomitedshit

    ''Confused child'' would always help a fellow human in need, regardless if he's attacked by thugs in leather jackets or uniforms. That's why I have friends....you know, friends are nice :)

    ...and I also guess that you never drank with your friends? Or had sex until marriage?

    Of course you didn't. You innocent, innocent man.

  • Well that was boring.

  • In Russia dolphin show... something, something YOU!

    I got nothing.

  • So the 1st security when he felt he had backup he act like a giant and punched the guy.

    What a bitch.

  • @mansstude well if you'll watch at 2:00 he kicks the guy right in the face as he's trying to get out of the pool.

  • my god a pterodactyl at 3:02 :0

  • I love the laughing cameraman.

  • jajajajajajajjajajajajajjajaja­jajjajajjajajajajja

    A OSCAR WINNER!!!!

  • that girl is gorgeous

  • That guy took a lot of punches to the face! Champ

  • i was waiting on the dolphin to jump in it

  • damn if i go to Russia, i aint wearin a black shirt

  • Guiles theme goes with this

  • Your wife is so hawt. Please, mail her over to Canada.

  • humans being animals.....dolphins must be thinking we are much more civilized than them

  • Cute wife.. damn I gotta find me a Russian.

  • The dolphins were shocked at how stupid the humans are.

  • This was quality laughter

  • security = benny hill!

  • failed nut shot 2:53  lol