How to Facebook: Part 1

[TheDudleyTube]

this was back when facebook was awesome... i miss the old facebook. :/

[silentmajor]

your ungly so you should hide your face in this video. please

[MidnightH3ro]

Everyone calm down he's joking but what he's saying is sooo true and funny

[capucchan8]

does anyone know how does facebook choose top friends? pictures of friends it shows you? quotes from friends it shows you? see when ever I search for something on Facebook i notice it shows pictures and quotes from the same people and it also shows those people as my top friends, I want to know if they are stalking me so I can delete them

[shahidur1992]

you wired idiot cunt prick sick

[madrounder7777]

Funny how most people dont realize this guy is joking WOW loooooooooooooool

[hushnk]

hhahaa...I think we should be facebook friends.

[carsanookdotcom]

Is this like FaceBook for Idiots?

BangkokJohnny

Royaume de Thailand

[sexykatie90]

PurpleDuckFilms my msn in profile! How to Facebook: Part 1

[MrWolfFTW]

who the fuck does he think he is?

[ctmadden72]

and your really cocky. witch no one really likes. its good to be confident, but when you talk about yourself as much as you do.. no one likes it.

[ctmadden72]

umm. no. your a fag. i just made my facebook about a week ago, and i have 232 friends.. witch you think is souposed to judge your how cool you are? over 250 wall posts.. and about 6 pictures, cause im not obsesses with taking pictures of myself.

[jusblaze99]

@ctmadden72

Well this vid was made like 4 years ago- FB wasn't quite as popular I guess

[Greengate777]

Thank you Adam Goldhamer, Jedi of facebook, self declared “genius”, for definitely convincing me to NEVER EVER join Facebook.

P.S. have you ever considered Valium?

[1000left]

You are a FRIKEN Genius!!!!

[Hateyaall]

after all this shit this guy talked about i found out one thing PEOPLE ARE FUCKING RETARDED

[versaize]

new facebook layout sux!!! i found many cool facebook layout from

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[potachip2005]

talk too much, show off and still not get to the point

[GNoodle]

oh my god i cant believe its been 3 years since ive seen this.. this was on of the first videos i favourited on youtube bahaha

[lizziemcveigh]

You are the fucking man!

[ChimeraProd]

This guy is fucking hilarious.

"Even you ugly people at home can do this shit".

"I'm a fucking jedi at facebook"

ROFL x 100

[colenbrak]

SUCH A TORONTO JEW HoLY FUCK

[punknsmasher]

what's facebook?

[cokeaddict82]

bulllll shit lololol genius.. hahhaha

[mattdblackhat]

lol....you're really funny. i like your style.... frank and straight forward no beating around the bush. you are for real...man. tnx for the posting

[Kellydakitkat]

hes only kidding when hes saying bitches and shit. jeez, calm down.

[ohsulof4321]

i think u r funny 2. but u don't have to use profanity 2 be funny

[kaynedom]

this video was funny. you might have something. but you dont need to say "bitches" to be funny.

[tengun1]

Swoon...totally like you :)

[LadyTalker]

I am LMAO @ you - you are so hung up on yourself... and any woman who would date you after hearing you repeatedly calling them bitches deserves you... yes, I know it's meant to be funny, but you missed the mark...

[AbstraktTV09]

i dont htink this guy could get a bitch is his dick was made of 100 dollar bills! looks like booger from revenge of the nerds!

[hottchyna]

nothings wrong with being gay you shallow oily shined bastard you!

[probokator]

Don't ever add anybody which related to your boss.

Don't ever put a photo of you drunk or do unpropriate things

Don't put a photo of you being on party when you tell your boss you are sick and cannot go to work

Don't put the photo of evidence of your crime

Don't put your personal mobile phone number on FB

[MrMakeman]

@probokator

All those fake stoners LOL.

[probokator]

Face book also a place where the company that would hired you see your qualification. The photo of you wearing that girl outfit will defenetely effect their judment on you.

[versataal]

dude nobody uses CRT monitors anymore...

[WaitFor2012]

i am ugly and live under a rock... can u even help me?

[NAWFSIDESOLDIER]

wtf u spoose to be helping us to make a face book u idoit

[littenburg]

i hate facebook, with a passion

[colombianflaky]

shit

[itsmeemmanuel123]

I need to know how to make one

[StevE8oo5]

OMG DUDE OMG, I HAVE 7,001 VIEWS ON MMY PROFILE!! LETS CONNECT!

*cough* asshole...

[pinoykid26]

OMG YOUR SO FUCKING COOL

-cough- nerd

[coolperson675]

omg

if your good looking, then that means...

idk, maybe 80% of the world is super hot

[versataal]

hahaha...

[xJonasBrothersFan10x]

haha good 1

[lucusia71]

genius!! :D haha :D LoL

[partyanimal232]

dude u look ugly u probably r a loser!

[enjoisk8er3758]

hahahah ur hilarious

[xXwesleysnipezXx]

shut up jew

[foxide123]

^This.

[foxide123]

@The jew comment.

[xXwesleysnipezXx]

shut up jew

[tixan]

shut ur fucking mouth jew xD

[foxide123]

nou

[foxide123]

ohmaguh

[slimey717]

and if you dont think so, go fuck yourself, LOL

[nicktube333]

haha!

"I HAV 262 FRIENDS!!!"

"I HAV 65 PHOTOS!!!"

"I AM THE JEDI AT FACEBBOOOKKKK!!!!!"

lool

[MunkyMan27]

I have over 3,000...

[nicktube333]

so im guessing ur yoda XD

[MunkyMan27]

lol

[VidOutgiver]

lol even your fucking ugly people at home

[seanorakzai]

dude nice video!

[forever4luvf4]

i honestly think you are fucking hilarious :))

[forever4luvf4]

man.fucking lame :))

[Aamatth]

"I've had it for a month"

"I change my picture on average once a month"

[Faltzerbeast90]

@Aamatth lmao yeah he has like how many profile pics?

[sersam243]

your a dick face man your a loser

[rohitmbhatia]

i think when u were born...the first thing u must have said "FUCKIN! YESS!!!! im out!"

count the times u have said fucking in this video!!

[jeremybison]

10 times.

[rohitmbhatia]

lol..u counted that!

[nicktube333]

lol

[cheesedude189]

lol "even if ur one of those ug fuckers!!!"

[JESUSsaves132454]

dude that video was fuckin funny lol i like the part when you sead even you ugly fuckers at home that was so funny lol LMFAO ( . Y . )

[missrainbowlush]

"fucking... fucking.... fucking..."

rofl

[fleckenstien]

three profile pictures in less then a month?

lol

Facebooks cool, I guess, but I prefer real life actions to make myself the hottest thing ever

[lard444]

omg! lol

If this guy wasn't such an arrogant (or should i say confident?) ass this wouldn't be funny!

awesome vid.

[dimvoly]

lol a CRT monitor godamit this guy rules; He'd have more friends on facebook if people weren't afraid to show they looked up a 'how to' for facebook.

[BCBaily]

hehe i love it you are great !

[edmontonguys]

My all-time favorite youtube video series

[CrossCountryPXC]

1. Amazing video

2. I love herb alpert

3. that is the meaning of a dhv itself

[2012cs]

HAHAHHAHHAHAHAH fucking funny!!

now im gonna go to pick up bitches!!!!!! lol

[yoshinatsu]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaahaha!!

That was fucking cool!! XD

[23albanian]

how come you say to change your profile pictures once a month when u have already had three profile pictures and said you've had facebook for less than a month? gotcha

[scgoquj86]

watch this shit high....its funny ass hell.

[Matematico86]

it this still working??

[Reema193]

u r right about Facebook!!

[vcg124]

its a pretty good looking picture of me...pretty fucking sexy haha...and if u dont think so...then u can go fuck yourself..

greatest line in all his movies

[soundbyte75]

"i am a jedi at facebook"

lol

[marcandrel]

LOL ACTORS ARE SENSITIVE lol (lol) nice lol!! lol

[nonameisavailable]

fart

[APM316]

haha so funny

you fucking ugly people

[dkerds]

9 months

22 albums

1 055 wall posts

[Jessi199o]

7 months

363 pictures

143 wall postings ( not including the ones i have deleted )

150 friends and know them all persanaly !!! oh yea lol

[inuprincess]

hahah you're soo funny, that was great ;)

[Kirzan66]

heh, you're good.

[Wunderkindguy]

neck hair is bad,

[bendingbeauty]

"You may not have a problem with bitches now... but if you keep calling women bitches.. there might be a few bitches that have a problem with you..."

anyone who knows that quote is my hero.

[DrPhallus]

Classy!

[amagrooves]

u are just the coolest thing since slice cheese boet!!! NOT!! safe

[paulusmagirl]

man i havent heard that song in years lol

[mugflub]

Very, very funny. Thanks for this. Subscribed.

[StealthMasterSolid]

Lol gj. what's the name of that little jingle played at the beginning and the end?

[PurpleDuckFilms]

It's "Spanish Flea" by Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass.

[longstar666]

hehehe

[Projapoti20]

only 3 words

GET A LIFE!!!!

[JorgeCastRock]

is facebook free???

[higashi001]

yeah

[SERIALLOVER77]

you r funny guy lool

[N1GWANNAC1G]

Bitches. Love. That shit.

[rafalabamba]

not that funnny.

[horizontal]

nice

[Superpieep]

14 friends after a month..? You're kidding I hope.

Funny stuff haha. Im hoping its a joke anyway...

[OrangeRaccoon]

hahaha that is true, that picture with the tiara is great

[coldcocoa23]

wow.. for the people who are taking this so seriously.. its a JOKE!!!!

[capio78]

"even you fucking ugly people at home" - erm you're the ugliest fucker on youtube, you look like Rocky Dennis and Sloth from the Goonies love child. I stopped listening at that point.

[The751]

LMAo thats funny

[egale1xm]

lol wtf is this, i know a girl who is a facebook freak like this guy lol

[makal02]

this dude has to be the biggest looser i have ever seen... dude you should lay off the acid, there's something seriously wrong with you. no offence... get yourself checked out

[lebeast1616]

Last time i checked, it was for humor, you fucking fag. Man people these days dont understand humor, Your life must suck eh, too bad man, but dont worry, the highest bridge to jump off isnt too far for ya

[erichan37]

ROFL this is hillarious

[randall9915]

You're a pretentious asshole who's full of himself and will probably end up getting gonerrhea

[infatuateddreams]

somehow, these videos amuse me, but also annoy the fucck out of me.

No offence but you no nothing about fucking facebook,

cunt wad

[Rodiak41]

yup...im gonna go fuck myself too.

[blacklily624]

hilarious!

[navjot89]

well then...

i guess i'll go fuck myself

[llGloStixll]

Wow, you're full of yourself.

[hutcher19]

haha YES!!!

[porkless]

very funny 5 stars

[dabeam]

McGill woot woot

[agregoire]

hilarious

[zackpope]

lmfao

[lucas0223]

good shit

[Perzian]

U ARE A GENIUS. *BOW*

[christiandoy]

amazingly funny

[saurabh1234]

OMG LOLZ

[johnnybbad35]

bitches love that shit..

[itsTrish]

c'est trop drole ^^

[r0ckpretty]

Is that Concordia or Mcgill?

[slander23]

Nice video.

I was on facebook BEFORE the creation of the wall. 2.5 years, baby - count 'em.

[zmatt]

god damn genious

[Chiropetist]

dude comedian!

[kcchiefs3]

Haha that's hilarious it's a way to pick up some hott bitches!! You're the man!

[kayvon104]

fuckin hilarious, keep it up

[AmberBock1023]

i loved facebook before when it was only college students allowed. hs shouldnt be allowed.

[mad868]

how do you change your profile pic once a month when u have only had it a month...

[YouAreTotallyWeird]

HAHAHA thats fuking hilarious

[Flagman123]

haha this vid is jokes

[thenicestmeanie]

haha too funny I cant breath..

[BrookeHill87]

this is so true! who doesn't have facebook, seriously? lmao this guy is f*ckin funny!

[cddanny]

hahaha~ so true~

[blackwidow0723]

xD This guy... makes me laugh more than people who walk into walls...

[JonnyMod]

uhh...do some of you actually think he's serious?

[RotationOne]

well that was 4:58 that i will never get back...I think the idea of sarcasm might be lost on this guy.

p.s. 1997 called they want the theme "spanish flea" back.

[vinzizo]

hey guys don`t u get it it`s a skit and it`s fuckin awesome this guy rooooooooccccccccckkkkkkkkkkss­ssssss he is a legend

[j3mj3m]

lolzz i shared this youtube on facebook. omg sooo great

[peterbootz]

This guy... who's he kidding...

1 month = 317 friends, 457 wall posts, and... 3 display pics...

kinda helps to ACTUALLY be good looking and not be loser enough to make HOME video's about facebook HAHAHAHAH

[elegance1]

Wait a minute...I show half of my face on facebook does this mean..I'm too ugly to show my face to others? But but

[wikid24]

this guy is fukkin hilarious, u can tell he's so full of himself he needs shit like facebook to make him better about himself

[b0nch]

so true, ahaha lmao

[xekax]

well excUUUUse me. i think ive had fb for...1-2 months maybe? i have 1429 posts and counting...THANKSS

[SomeOne247]

ehhe, fluzy, funa bitch

[micro56]

this man is a fucking genius add me on facebook lol

[Rain582]

lmao so funny

[andyberike]

"theres nothing more straight than being comfortable with being gay" haha

[mikekhoury]

um he's not making fun of people who call women "bitches"... he IS one of those people that call women "bitches".

[udarchik]

hahhahahhahahah

you boys are funny

[nesd0g]

LoL.. ALPHA MALE.. all the way brother.. lmao!

[kbailie]

maybe he got so many riends so fast cuz he was the LAST persn to get facebook.. and the 100 posts were "finally u got facebook u loser"

[Jalbok]

lmao this is so true

[Cyclone306]

what's with the purple ducks...

[asingh28]

the close up shots are macs, but he's using a PC...Nooooo!

nce one though.

[hova12321]

I think you're missing the point. He is making fun of people who use facebook like that and call women bitches. I think it's funny.

[Lucky103]

Women aren't bitches. Have some respect, bitch!

[ioankarlo]

this is retarded. bitches bitches bitches

[Sungtaek]

lmao.. love this shit

[LondonFletch]

This is wonderful.