u must read this. once u have started there is no turning back. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murderded in 1945. her body was not found until 1947. then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed him. if you do not copy and paste this onto 10 vidoes in 30 minutes the dead girl will apear in your room tonight and haunt you and kill you. well you better start to copy and paste to be saved
- Christ, Colonel, I've like 66 missed calls from you. WTF is it ?
- ...wow, that's a little... rude. I'm over here worried sick and you're gonna have an attitude with me ?
- I WAS TRYING TO BEAT MEGAMANX8 WHEN YOU MADE ME DIE !!! WTF do you want ?
- ok then... do you wanna see The Neverending Story 3 with me ?
- you called me, made me die when I was about to beat Lumine, to ask me out to a NEVERENDING STORY 3 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????????????
@Dracomancer335 play the damn game. Snake's there to destroy it, theres no faggot ordering that shit. And you cant even buy Metal Gear, you have to make one. Its main purpose is for nukes not killing one man
Honestly this sounds like my wife calling me asking me where I am when I am working on something important
EarlFaulk 1 day ago
lol robot dinosaur
kindomhearts423 2 days ago
snaaaaaaaaaaaaaake
danielsilvakyokushin 5 days ago
snake sounds like vegeta when he angry.
bxs111530 1 week ago
"I WAS FIGHTING A GIANT ROBOT DINOSAUR!!" haha that was epic
zeratul1356 3 weeks ago 3
i know its old, but i would love hearing him screming "its over 9000"...oh sweet childhood
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This was awful. FUCK YOU DORKLY
Puffin10101 4 weeks ago
@Puffin10101 YOU ARE AWEFUL FUCK YOU PUFFIN10101
theEddieworld 3 weeks ago
i should put that on my ringphone
MrCountCrowley 1 month ago
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Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? is colonel a little over dramatic? (this plays)
megaawsomeaustin 1 month ago
I WAS FIGHTING A GIANT ROBOT DINOSAUR!!!!
i could listen to this 1000 times and still laughing the shit aout of me...
DerGehurte 1 month ago 2
The guy voicing snake sounds kinda like Travis Willingham. IMO
aubreyface 1 month ago
damn .. even here colonel Cambell is an asshole .. :P
amshg21 1 month ago 2
Me: Can that "SNAAAAAAAAAAAKE" thing get any more annoying?
Slippy: SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!!!!
Me: FUCK!!
Fr3akGamerFlipnote 1 month ago
It just cracks me up when Snake just disappears...and he goes back into the whole "are you listening" thing in the game
samsamba08 1 month ago
snake?snake??SNAAAAKE!!!
WHAT??!
Snake,thank God you're all right
*gets shoot*
Snake,are you listening?Snake??SNAAAAAKE!
TheLuigiadrian 1 month ago
snaaaaaaaaaaake!
MrLarryorr 1 month ago in playlist Dorkly
Madea went to jail AGAIN? AH SNAP!!!
Spinwheeling 1 month ago
Snake sounds like Vegeta
carlosrockapx 1 month ago
Hahahahaha
IBroLLyISePhIrOtH 1 month ago
SNAAAAAAAAAAAAKEEEEEE!!!
d2tz 2 months ago in playlist Dorkly Bits - ALL
Only an idiot would pass up seein Madea Goes to Jail
toadettegurl 2 months ago in playlist dorkly
Fighting a robot dinosaur?
More like in a box with 3 guys having sex on top of the box. XD Lmao
Mystic3517 2 months ago
Giant robot dinosaur!
SMBXMaster 2 months ago in playlist Dorkly
Snake.
Snake.
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAKEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
twdurgan 2 months ago
metal gear solid i love game ps2
AkbaradalahNamaku 2 months ago
anyone notice, 14 is written all over this video!
ShabanoLupindo 2 months ago
I WAS FIGHTING A GIANT ROBOT DINOSAUR!!!!!!!!!!!!! 00:17
GingerNinja232 2 months ago
I used to like MGS... Then I took an arrow to the knee.
pete007dogs 2 months ago
@pete007dogs you suck
thescottman25 2 months ago
johnny...Johnny...JOHNNY!
SomeAznBoi95 2 months ago
any one notice the sound measurer looks like a gun
marioandsonic3339 2 months ago
you and egoraptor should do a collab
Nightmareforcreepers 3 months ago 2
I WAS FIGHTING A GIANT ROBOT DINOSAUR is what ill say if i miss something or argue with someone for no reason
gam3fr3ak179 3 months ago 3
i can imagine these dorkly geeks all sitting down on a table, story boarding this shit, and having good laughs. nice. score.
TheMusicDope 3 months ago
madea goes to jail agin and shes all like, ..click SNAKE?
KASHWINNER1 3 months ago
you called me in the middle of a life threatining mission to ASK ME OUT to a tyler perry movie!!! uhhhh yes.
TheFatimatinajero 3 months ago
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hoppyman11 3 months ago
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gam3fr3ak179 3 months ago
I WAS FUCKING A GIANT ROBOT DINOSAUR!!
*Needless to say, Snake became the father of some pretty damn awesome children*
InfuserGod 3 months ago 4
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u must read this. once u have started there is no turning back. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murderded in 1945. her body was not found until 1947. then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed him. if you do not copy and paste this onto 10 vidoes in 30 minutes the dead girl will apear in your room tonight and haunt you and kill you. well you better start to copy and paste to be saved
TheFatimatinajero 3 months ago
is that amir as the colonel ?
jdewers 3 months ago
This Snake has a much better voice than David Hayter.
veradinx 3 months ago
Time freezes when you use the CODEC. That didn´t make any sense.
crisphate95 3 months ago
I WAS FIGHTING A GIANT ROBOT DINOSAUR!!!!
Reikhan16 3 months ago
While watching this, it felt like something from Robot Chicken.
BloodSonicFlux 3 months ago
Snake's voice sounds like Ragna from BlazBlue. :P
SammEater 3 months ago
"Hey Snake, want to go bowling?"
GamesR4FITE 3 months ago
lol xD
Roawr127 4 months ago
Snake:shat up I was fighting(cut)
CraziestGod 4 months ago
Ahem...Colonels Codec number is 140.85. Not that it bothers me, just wanted to show off my nerd knowledge.
AgentNoOne 4 months ago
@AgentNoOne Hello agentnoone. you may remember me from the brony thing.
anyways, i couldn't find a better place, but this is the only place that i could do.
i apopoligize, and i respect your opinion, since i find bigger trolls then you, you have your rights and i have mine,
XxNeoPrincexX 4 months ago
That's why snake always carries some Diazepam.
TRMDYLE666 4 months ago 3
i JUST noticed it looks like a handgun.
Chase1002newaccount 5 months ago
This is what happens when you repeal "don't ask, don't tell"!!!
aiao90 5 months ago
i wonder what otocon would ask.... (metalgearsolid4)
would he ask for see the twilight movie?
Mrcheseburger1 5 months ago
This colonel is so gay, it's embarassing
CidGuerreiro1234 5 months ago
What game is this?
95emmalie 5 months ago
@95emmalie Metal Gear Solid.
CidGuerreiro1234 5 months ago
who gives a call or sees a movie at 1:14 in the god dang morning!?!
Sachuson 5 months ago
@Sachuson That's the codec frequency number, not the time.
Riketz 5 months ago
Voldemort vs. Colonel
Colonel: SNAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
Voldemort: NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA the title for the best scream is on
obachsk 5 months ago
get that mother fuckin snake on that mother fuckin plane!!! ASAP!!!
versatilias 5 months ago 75
@versatilias What's that? ASAP?
OmoideEmanon96 2 months ago
@OmoideEmanon96 As Soon As Possible, si hablas español "tan pronto como sea posible"
SaracatungaX 2 months ago
@SaracatungaX Gracias :DD Thank you :D Me gusta tu foto de display e.e Alejo Y Valentina xDD JOOO
OmoideEmanon96 2 months ago
Whoever voiced Snake sounds fucking awesome when he acts pissed XD
Sinspiration 5 months ago 144
@Sinspiration His bame is david hayter if you havent gotten that already.
cristianalardin 2 months ago
@Sinspiration Yeah, somehow I want the guy to say "It's over 9000!!!"
TheUnknownone17 2 weeks ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
That is the gayest colonel EVER!!!
xmenfan07 5 months ago
D:< i hate people who mess with SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE its only if he dies from a giant gorilla :D
xSnealtherxx 5 months ago
@xSnealtherxx wat
Jusman010 5 months ago
Hurr. Whoever voiced Snake was channeling some angry Christopher Sabat there.
staffer 5 months ago
Giant Robot Dinosaur= Metal Gear REX people. Smh.
XxsharpdressedmanxX 6 months ago
do a castlevania vid
weylol 6 months ago 3
Fighting a giant robot dinosaur? Didn't Snake mean he was in a dinosaur lazer fight? Jk, awesome video.
pawsfatherlord7 6 months ago
SNAAAKE!
rico5443 6 months ago
the commander is a pussy
ledgend123ify 6 months ago
Meanwhile, in GTA IV...
Deddshot 6 months ago 2
"...everyone else is busy.'
massarooga 6 months ago 3
jesus, a Tyler Perry movie!? Now i won't sleep tonight...
miguelbaeta1 7 months ago 2
Family guy ripoff, unoriginal, lame.
TheInfamousBertman 7 months ago
Why does Snake sound like Ragna the Bloodedge?
Larfe517exe 7 months ago
CRAB BATTLE...
veritasmaul 7 months ago
Do you guys realize the signal is shaped as a pistol o_O
manrose11 7 months ago 2
Tyler Perry? Colonel... I thought you had better taste than that!
rozasupreme 7 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG!! OH BOY!!
P.D: Geek time: the codec frequency is wrong, that's the frequency from McDonald Miller
Kkayman666 7 months ago 3
lol Tyler Perry.
PuerlyAwesome 7 months ago
Sam Reich?
HillierSmithStudios 7 months ago
The best dorkly EVER
jan0195 7 months ago
HE WAS FIGHTING A GIANT ROBOT DINOSAUR!
Geekreg 7 months ago
I WAS FIGHTING A GIANT ROBOT DINOSAUR!!!!!!!!! XDXDXD
gam3fr3ak179 7 months ago
lmao
MrAnimeking18 7 months ago
lol snake sounded like takahata when he yelled
bdogasdf042395 7 months ago
OMG! Youtube has snake!
kerosene70 7 months ago
@robertsfunny1995 Because the creator of MGS is bi-sexual (I think)
psnplyerhard26 7 months ago
How come whenever I see a spoof of Metal Gear, they always make the characters gay?
robertsfunny1995 8 months ago
This is waht I screamed when my ball python died.
Milomia9 8 months ago
Snake is a jerk
fred123212 8 months ago
@fred123212 maybe, but colonel's a douchebag
TheSuperGamefreak 8 months ago
Oh my goodness, Tyler Perry! love that guy.
barbicud 8 months ago
0:029 LOLZZZZZZ!
RATE ME:p
PatatjesDora 8 months ago
Good joke ! hahahaa
AndyRiffer 8 months ago
Fighting giant robot dinosaur ? i think snake meant he was trapped in his box with people fucking on it
8281993 8 months ago 392
@8281993 Yeah, *** guards were f***ing on his box!
HuskyZealot 8 months ago
@8281993 nice username lmao
ericellisarmor 7 months ago
@8281993 Yea but why would he want to admit that to anyone? lol
donlantez 7 months ago
@8281993 one of the metal gears was codenamed rex as in the dinosaur t-rex giant robot dinosaur= metal gear rex
XxGAMERxWOLFxX 7 months ago
@8281993 Not cool bro not cool. But anyway, he'd kick their asses c:
200ike 6 months ago
- Christ, Colonel, I've like 66 missed calls from you. WTF is it ?
- ...wow, that's a little... rude. I'm over here worried sick and you're gonna have an attitude with me ?
- I WAS TRYING TO BEAT MEGAMANX8 WHEN YOU MADE ME DIE !!! WTF do you want ?
- ok then... do you wanna see The Neverending Story 3 with me ?
- you called me, made me die when I was about to beat Lumine, to ask me out to a NEVERENDING STORY 3 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????????????
CriticFan 8 months ago
@CriticFan MegaMan X8 Is a piece of cake. Even Chuck Norris can beat it before he accidentaly brakes the control.
robodroid00 7 months ago
If you didnt get it , the ''giant robot dinosaur'' is Metal Gear REX.
robodroid00 8 months ago
@robodroid00 lol oh yeah xD didnt even thing about it
Freakout3789 8 months ago
I am an old fart and thought this would be about Snake, the old arcade game that people have on their phones now.
spinemelter2000 8 months ago 10
Fuck Tyler Perry
moo123wat 8 months ago
-I WAS FIGHTING A GIANT ROBOT DINOSAUR!!!
-I WAS FROZEN TODAY!!!
-...
PaulieDeMafia210 8 months ago 174
@PaulieDeMafia210 1st line:snake
2nd:line scorpion from mortal kombat
3rd line:gordon freeman from half life
Mrsteddyz 8 months ago
@PaulieDeMafia210 is the third quote from gordan freeman?
doom1killer123 6 months ago
@PaulieDeMafia210 I thought the exact same thing.
marioplayaaaaahhhh 3 months ago
Moral of the story: NO ONE wants to see a Tyler Perry movie
ACarnivorousMeece 8 months ago 6
the Colonel is like the Navi of Metal Gear!!!!
tehmagical1 8 months ago 7
cool a giant robot dinosaur! i will love him and pet him and call him george and f*ck him
DarkMewtwo24 8 months ago
65 people were attacked by a giant robot dinosaut
myphoneisdead333 8 months ago
@myphoneisdead333 One person made a repetitive comment. Twice.
Katonachan 8 months ago
65 people got eaten by a giant robot dionosaur
myphoneisdead333 8 months ago
LOL
joerealart 8 months ago
snake... snake? SNAAAAAAKEEE!
SuperJinsung 8 months ago
@o0Rosendo0o Anyone notice that NERALY EVERY VIDEO HAS A COMMENT LIKE THAT?
DerMaikster93 8 months ago
I WAS FIGHTING A GIANT ROBOT DINOSUAR!!!
rsrsrsrsrsrsrs
caueztanick 8 months ago
So out of date, "SPAAAAAAAAAACE!" is the new "SNAAAAAAAAAAKE!"
donothing1231 8 months ago
@donothing1231 >XD
Nice! I that damn Core. <3
SilyaWinters 8 months ago
*I love that* ----^ XD
SilyaWinters 8 months ago
most people never noticed PTT thing looks like a gun
ultraness1 8 months ago
PRESS 3 FOREVER.
fireflocs 8 months ago
After 0:42 there should be a WTF BOOM
DarkSlasherZ666 8 months ago
to ask me out to a TYLER PERRY MOVIE!!!!
dragonuser4 8 months ago
I WAS FIGHTING A GIANT ROBOT DINOSUAR laughed so hard when he said that
TheGuilbran78 8 months ago
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por que no se
estarlyn6 9 months ago
por que no se
estarlyn6 9 months ago
@estarlyn6 de que mierda hablas
jorgehombre1 8 months ago
por que no se
estarlyn6 9 months ago
david soy yo
estarlyn6 9 months ago
The more I watch Dorkly Bits, the more I'm starting to hate them because of how stupid they are.... Is this bad?
YomamasGaming 9 months ago
k kinda busy k knida busy stop callin stop callin e e e e e e e e e ehh e e e e e e e e e eh
declowerklow 9 months ago
demand sparta remix
SuperSonicDeluxe 9 months ago
64 people had to go to they TYLER PERRY MOIVE
SuperSonicDeluxe 9 months ago
@SuperSonicDeluxe tyler perrys funny i dont know y anyone wouldnt want to see him
stormanator01 9 months ago
@stormanator01 yea just no one wants to go with the Colonel, he kept ruining other good movie scenes darn him and his intel
SuperSonicDeluxe 9 months ago
snake snake snaaaaaaaaaaaaake
unkzero 9 months ago
i laughed,its good
katamari84 9 months ago
64 people obviously like Tyler Perry
MetallikRyan 9 months ago
A giant robot dinosaur? Is he meaning Mecha-Godzilla?
Andr286 9 months ago
@Andr286 No lol He was refering to Metal Gear REX..
EseBullo 9 months ago
@Andr286 LOL that would be awesome
SandSReviews 9 months ago
mechgodzilla?
OldEmixX 9 months ago
was he fighting grimlock?
evilpikachuover9000 9 months ago
Is it just me or did Snake sound a little like Vegeta towards the end there?
SirExxodus 9 months ago
SO MEDIA GOES TO JAIL AGAIN AND IM ALL LIKE....snake snake SNAAAAAKKKEEEEEE
360spider06 9 months ago
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Dracomancer335 9 months ago
@Dracomancer335 play the damn game. Snake's there to destroy it, theres no faggot ordering that shit. And you cant even buy Metal Gear, you have to make one. Its main purpose is for nukes not killing one man
godstriker8 9 months ago
man, I gotta play this game again
opaopa1203 9 months ago
Since when did Colonel started acting gay?
vyperspit 9 months ago
@vyperspit MGS2.
Maximicus 9 months ago
@Maximicus You mean the one that had the guy trying to escape out of an enemy base buck naked?
vyperspit 7 months ago
that proves that tyler perry makes everything terriable
ZZYXY456 9 months ago
Snake ? Snake ? SNAAAAAKE !
japkratos 9 months ago
62 people were fighting a GIANT ROBOT DINOSAUR!!!!!!!!
ReeRocks1998 9 months ago 2
giant robot dinosaur lol
hondraejordan95 9 months ago
oh tyler perry movie?
they sucking ballz!
creeperblows 9 months ago
Wait... Giant Robot Dinosaur? Oh... i see what you did there. Metal Gear REX. Lol'd.
And yes, Meryl's frequency was 140.15. i think the one in the video is correct.
Victor7Wolf 9 months ago
"so...get this Madea goes to jail AGAIN..."
Yeah, cuz NO ONE saw that coming.
Vonajex 9 months ago
FOREVER ALONE...
Latheralius 9 months ago 283
@Latheralius To bad big boss wasnt there im sure he would love to go with an old war buddy
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moviesAKLee 7 months ago
61 people got eaten by A GIANT ROBOT DINOSAUR
kiyoushu 9 months ago