g go go c go cu go cub go cubs go cub go cu go g GO CUBS!!!!! copy and paste if u love the cubs PS LOVED THE VIDEO AWESOME GOOD COMMENTARY!!! IT'LL HAPPEN JUST LIKE THAT AND ALL THE HATERS CAN FINALLY SHUT THE HELL UP!! WHY U GOTTA HATE ANYWAY? U SHOULD AT LEAST FEEL SOMEWHAT SORRY SINCE WE HAVENT WON IT IN A MILLION YEARS. SO WHAT AT LEAST WE AREN'T BAND WAGON JUMPERS OR FAIR WEATHER FANS JUST TO SAY "MY TEAM" WON A CHAMPIONSHIP. US CUBS FANS HAVE TOO MUCH CLASS TO DIP TO THAT CRAPPY LEVEL
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For the idiot who is saying a corked bat will make the ball slow down your an idiot because the entire purpose of the cork is so you replace heavy wood with light cork to increase bat speed.
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Gotta love a team that kicks out its franchise player, Sammy Sosa. They treat this guy like shit, they say "Hey Sammy we're gonna cork your bat so you can increase your homerun percentage, and don't worry no one will find out. And if they do we'll cover it up"
But instead when the scandal broke the Cubs kicked poor Sammy to the curb. Kicking out their franchise player like he wasn't shit. Because that's the Cubs mentality. They're completely lost and haven't gone anywhere for an entire century
Gotta love a guy who was a total asshole for years, so much so that Kerry Wood once took a baseball bat to Sosa's boombox because he had it so loud in the clubhouse no one could hear. The whole team covered for him. And we as fans created a premadonna player. When the truth came out that he was a cheater AND a real jerk, I reserve the right to change my opinion of him when I know the truth. Furthermore, the jerk didnt even stay for games at the end, he screwed himself!
first, im sick of ppl saying cork helps u hit home runs cuz it doesnt. it adds 4 feet for every 530 it wud have been hit so dont get it twisted he was a great home run hitter. cork gives the ball some extra speed off the bat and that plus the fact that it weakens the bat is y its illegal. he had a lowish average and wasnt great in the field or in the clubhouse. no1 wanted him. secondly, its good to see a good guy like dempster succeed. great impression. go cubs!
hey schmuck, hes a cy young candidate and is carrying the cubs staff. Lee Elia couldn't handle the pressure of the strong fan base of the most loyal fans. eat your words when the cubs win the world series as dempster predicted
1st off st.louis fans are the most loyal and everybody in baseball knows it! 2nd dempster is just a loud mouth he was just running his mouth in 2005, not 2008, cubs will lose again like usual, chicago hasn't made elia eat his words yet. fyi i'm not a cards fan beeoch i'm from the east coast!
get over it the schlubs are going to blow it again what else is new. at least chicago has the white sox to cheer for when the bums choke it up again!!!
well considering the cubs have been around since the Cubs have been a team longer than the Cardinals, I think your statement is wrong. There are more Cubs fans worldwide than there are Cardinals fans, and that is a fact.
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i dont know much about baseball but i remember will ferrahll doing an harry impersonation on snl and i died laughing.I was watching wwe wrestling and the announcer did a harry impersonation there. and just now i was watching sports center and they did a harry impersonation there. I dont know who harry is nor have i ever seen him. From all these impersonations hes not only a legend i assume but also he must be a helluva guy.
at least dempster gives a da*n on how this team does. the only other guys i see busting their a**, are lee,theriot,Z,soto,johnson,lilly, fukduome,pie,marmol and wood. every one else never pushes themselves to get better.
I know the AL Central blows this year. The Indians are only 4.5 games out and they've lost a lot....a lot. Aren't the Cubs the best team in all of baseball right now?.....FTW is "for the win"....
Oh, ok I guess I learn new abbreviations each day, but yeah the Cubs do have the best record in the majors currently, and the AL central is perhaps one of if not the weakest divisions in baseball.
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still your jealous because you came in last last year when cubs were in playoffs you werent even close we jusrt care that we beat your asses which we do
Shaddup! Dempster's fuckin good....that's the thing about being a closer. Your a zero or a hero.... Can't win em all. For every 13 games he saves....he gives up one.... give the guy a break
OMG Dempster! What is the deal man? You can't handle the pressure. Its about getting outs, something you can't seem to get the concept of. Lou, you gotta put Wood and Marmol in to close these games out. I mean those are the facts, its that simple!
dempster is a funny man i met him personally and hes a good guy but needs to work on his pitching lol go cubbies
bodilly95 8 months ago
For another impression if you care, search Harry Caray on Terry Mulholland....I gave it a shot! :)
ChrisBame 10 months ago
Hes good.
rvhawkeye 11 months ago
ryan dempster is my homie
mripcity32 1 year ago
Haha
Brad8099 1 year ago
Doesn't sound like Harry. Sounds like Will Farrell impersonating Harry. Still pretty funny!
Chkpack 1 year ago
His impression is great!
Zapp8001 1 year ago 2
from my hometown :P
Blakekx80 1 year ago
That was pretty good LOL!
apharot 1 year ago
he did good lol
johnnylanson 1 year ago
haha I love Dempster
MissUnderstoodxx 2 years ago
He doesn't sound like Harry Carey. He sounds like Will Ferrel imitating Harry Carey.
tfitch1205 2 years ago 33
which means he sounds just like him hahahaha
moffettman02 2 years ago 10
@tfitch1205 just because you're a probably a pussy ass sox fan or a bro-hater in general, dont hate on my man ryan dempster
BROmontana69 10 months ago
@tfitch1205 That's actually the point. Will Ferrel is now the formal version of Harry Carey.
animosTube 3 months ago
@tfitch1205 yous a dummy yo
JPoz1123 1 month ago
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i heard his middle name is Cum?
(sorry, had to)
Goldsac 2 years ago
ha!
maggot666punk 2 years ago
cubs are gonna win the world series unless the brokeback yankees take the championship
manchezzzzy 2 years ago
Efffff the spankees! Cubs/Angels series baby!
... we can dream right?
At least I'll get to see the 3gamer in June during my first trip to Wrigley!!
nakedgun17 2 years ago
wooot go cubs
zachdafatty 2 years ago
I'm not a Cubs fan but wow that was prettyy funny =)
foodjunkie89 2 years ago 27
@foodjunkie89 I thought it was funny.
winyguy 10 months ago
You should be able to thumbs down people a million times.
hooraylaw30 2 years ago 5
mike fontenot is hott!!
thumbsup17 2 years ago
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Ryan Dempster Spring 2005...the same year that the White Sox won the World Series!!!!!!!!!!
LCttack71 2 years ago
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foxescrosscountry 2 years ago
his Harry Caray is as good as Ferrel's
Drac39 2 years ago 3
Better
graciiee 2 years ago
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this is funny... ferrel's is dumb as hell
ChrisKevorkian 2 years ago
It's really damn good :)
madeinamerica650 2 years ago 2
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ChicagoCubsChannel 2 years ago
great job
cubzfan96 2 years ago
awesome
ERCuK 2 years ago
For the idiot who is saying a corked bat will make the ball slow down your an idiot because the entire purpose of the cork is so you replace heavy wood with light cork to increase bat speed.
MarkEdwinMetivier14 3 years ago
Corking a bat does allow you to swing the bat faster, but the cork absorbs the ball's energy thus not letting it be hit as far.
chawesome11 2 years ago
chawesome11 is right! Mythbusters busted the corked bat theory.
goat60804 2 years ago
hahah claassic, that was perfect.
WillyLoman1 3 years ago
Dempster should start a Cubs comedy Club
alexcub25 3 years ago
riped?
cjk50543 3 years ago
That's funny. Ryan Dempster is a class act& he had a great 2008. Hopefully he'll do the same in 09
offkiltr 3 years ago
"It's just like Chicago except there are a bunch of cactuses." I could just picture Harry actually saying that! Good impersination!
thunderstruck665 3 years ago 7
lol
TheCubsfan38 3 years ago
hahaha
david02129 3 years ago
i wish the red sox would sign this guy and peavy but its not going to happen
fonzcompay84 3 years ago
the red sox can shove paul byrd up their butt
arequipa1 3 years ago
Cubs Win!!! Cubs Win!!!! Holy Cow!!!
riflefiredgrapnel 3 years ago
that's Scooter's line!!!!
buzzbigwig730 3 years ago
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I love that James Loney grand slam! thank you ryan dempster!!!!
Ronarks 3 years ago
James Loney is a fucktard.
Humbag 3 years ago 3
Great impression, great pitcher!
martinsuper73 3 years ago
that was dead on. funny
Leinieslightman 3 years ago
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Gotta love a team that kicks out its franchise player, Sammy Sosa. They treat this guy like shit, they say "Hey Sammy we're gonna cork your bat so you can increase your homerun percentage, and don't worry no one will find out. And if they do we'll cover it up"
But instead when the scandal broke the Cubs kicked poor Sammy to the curb. Kicking out their franchise player like he wasn't shit. Because that's the Cubs mentality. They're completely lost and haven't gone anywhere for an entire century
SkyebeIl 3 years ago
great, what does that have to do with Ryan doing harry carey? notta thing. the Cubs have a great team this year regardless of what you say.
Leinieslightman 3 years ago 5
Gotta love a guy who was a total asshole for years, so much so that Kerry Wood once took a baseball bat to Sosa's boombox because he had it so loud in the clubhouse no one could hear. The whole team covered for him. And we as fans created a premadonna player. When the truth came out that he was a cheater AND a real jerk, I reserve the right to change my opinion of him when I know the truth. Furthermore, the jerk didnt even stay for games at the end, he screwed himself!
martinsuper73 3 years ago 4
first, im sick of ppl saying cork helps u hit home runs cuz it doesnt. it adds 4 feet for every 530 it wud have been hit so dont get it twisted he was a great home run hitter. cork gives the ball some extra speed off the bat and that plus the fact that it weakens the bat is y its illegal. he had a lowish average and wasnt great in the field or in the clubhouse. no1 wanted him. secondly, its good to see a good guy like dempster succeed. great impression. go cubs!
krums25 3 years ago 3
cork in a bat slows down the ball and makes it not go as far, because the cork absorbs the force from the pitch
thatshowHP 3 years ago
he is really good now
lilmizze5 3 years ago 2
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all you jump in a deep fuckin lak u twats
chaostko 3 years ago
hahahahaha
Zosofan11 3 years ago
hell yeah there are fuck the CARDS go CUBS!!!!
fuckthagovt 3 years ago 3
I don't know that he's doing a strong Harry impression... more an impression of Will Farrell's impression of Harry.
jalindquist 3 years ago
Ryan is the next harry carray. When he retires ill be lookiing forward to him becoming the anouncer for CUBS BASEBALL
Chmoo17 3 years ago
you'll be the only one!
keepinitpithy 3 years ago
that makes me respect Dempster 10 times as much.
Bingo628 3 years ago
oh ya...GO CUBS!!
whatsername54 3 years ago
I think im in love with that man!! =)
whatsername54 3 years ago
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dempster is gay, cubs blow, lee elia was right about chi town!
keepinitpithy 3 years ago
hey schmuck, hes a cy young candidate and is carrying the cubs staff. Lee Elia couldn't handle the pressure of the strong fan base of the most loyal fans. eat your words when the cubs win the world series as dempster predicted
crazymadman12 3 years ago
1st off st.louis fans are the most loyal and everybody in baseball knows it! 2nd dempster is just a loud mouth he was just running his mouth in 2005, not 2008, cubs will lose again like usual, chicago hasn't made elia eat his words yet. fyi i'm not a cards fan beeoch i'm from the east coast!
keepinitpithy 3 years ago
zambrano is their best pitches you booger eater
RugerRuss5 3 years ago
get over it the schlubs are going to blow it again what else is new. at least chicago has the white sox to cheer for when the bums choke it up again!!!
keepinitpithy 3 years ago
i never said i was a cubs fan
RugerRuss5 3 years ago
lucky you, your the first non cub fan to ever call me a booger eater. you threw me off.
keepinitpithy 3 years ago
i was talking to the guy thats on dempster's nuts
RugerRuss5 3 years ago
well considering the cubs have been around since the Cubs have been a team longer than the Cardinals, I think your statement is wrong. There are more Cubs fans worldwide than there are Cardinals fans, and that is a fact.
billdo76 3 years ago 3
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i think your arguing with yourself on that one, i never said anything like that. cards fans are more loyal dildo76.
keepinitpithy 3 years ago
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billdo76: "well considering the cubs have been around since the Cubs have been a team longer than the Cardinals"
you really need to rephrase this man. were you drunk at all when you wrote that statement?
DarkXXecutioner 3 years ago
GO CUBS BITCHES
54spiritedwill54 3 years ago
hahah that was good
TavarisJackson 3 years ago
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Dempster is a jackass, just like the rest of the Cubs.
White Sox 4 life, niggaz!
NASCARfan22k 3 years ago
Wait, you're a Sox fan, and a Nascar fan. And you say "niggaz".
Where do I sign up for your newsletter?
Fucking moron.
SimpleManMR2T 3 years ago 8
Oh my god...
I've never laughed so hard in my life!
You are a god amongst men! I bow to thee!
BOSOX9004 3 years ago
Thought the same thing to myself, I'd like to see this guy in person now...Fuckin idiot.
chicago9ryan 3 years ago
SimpleManMR2T is my new hero.
DegerateX 3 years ago
YEAH I WAS it was at a fan fest and it was free so u just showed up to their spring training field and asked questions it was like a 2 hour thing
baseball24718 3 years ago
he just struck out the side in the all star game so i just felt like looking him up on youtube
brydog448 3 years ago
god, it's great to be a cubs fan. these guys are all such personalities, gotta love dempster. CUBS WIN!! BEAT THE GIANTS TODAY!!!
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funkmasterdorian 3 years ago
How freaking awesome is Demp?!
coltsman8989 3 years ago 2
haha i remember that i was there
baseball24718 3 years ago
no you werent. quit trying to act cool on the internet.
kgjames2123 3 years ago 2
Gagh ha ha... I <3 Dempster!
cynsational85 3 years ago
AL Rast NL Central FTW all other divisions blow
Kisstory07 3 years ago
hes now 10-0 at home
chorritocaca 3 years ago
first of all ryan is my favorite pitcher, and he is 9-0 at home 0-3 on the road.
The guys amazing at spring training he gave me his old mit.
celticpvc8 3 years ago
no he doesnt
hes 8-0 at home
ANDREWRecipes 3 years ago
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ryan dempster is a character.. too bad he's a cub
devorockz557 3 years ago
HeHE Ryan Is My Dad's Cousin
Go Cubs!!1111111
Bentham1995 3 years ago
cool
jnord1269 3 years ago
GO CUBS BITCHES
DisturbedA7X14 3 years ago 8
pretty good impression. great vid. go packers
travismorris82 3 years ago
Well, this is how Canucks grow men, a lot of guts, hard work, grit, talent and a throw in huge sense of humour!
flightofeagles 3 years ago
It's better than Will Ferrels
Drac39 3 years ago 5
Wow that is the best impersination ive ever seen!
DieHardCubsFan5 3 years ago 5
He did a great impression of Harry Caray reading the lineup on a game on Fox a couple weeks ago
nathcheez25 3 years ago 2
haha "its just like chicago but with more cactus" haha thats amazing..
bFmV007 3 years ago 2
i dont know much about baseball but i remember will ferrahll doing an harry impersonation on snl and i died laughing.I was watching wwe wrestling and the announcer did a harry impersonation there. and just now i was watching sports center and they did a harry impersonation there. I dont know who harry is nor have i ever seen him. From all these impersonations hes not only a legend i assume but also he must be a helluva guy.
sg500 3 years ago
CubsBears08, do you realize you just named practically the whole fucking team as to who is busting their asses off. thats a terrible argument
KGWrigley21 3 years ago
at least dempster gives a da*n on how this team does. the only other guys i see busting their a**, are lee,theriot,Z,soto,johnson,lilly, fukduome,pie,marmol and wood. every one else never pushes themselves to get better.
CubsBears08 3 years ago
Dempster doing his Harry impersonation today while giving the starting line-up on FOX today was absolute money. The guy is a riot act.
mkidfe 3 years ago 2
Yeah, i was hoping somebody would have posted it by now...classic.
billycofield18 3 years ago
this is the cubbies year 2008!!!
blackhawx4life 3 years ago 6
the white sox?? fuck the sox, there terrible
vacilek 3 years ago 8
really??? so why are in first??? hey hows your goat?
Duffman0hy3a 3 years ago
Because their division sucks.
RPJPJPJJB 3 years ago 3
their division does suck
vacilek 3 years ago
Really? Find one other division outside of the AL east that compares with ours.
ajax515 3 years ago
NL Central ftw
BenJamminH7 3 years ago
Okay, I'll bite, what is ftw?
ajax515 3 years ago
I know the AL Central blows this year. The Indians are only 4.5 games out and they've lost a lot....a lot. Aren't the Cubs the best team in all of baseball right now?.....FTW is "for the win"....
WoWergon 3 years ago 4
Oh, ok I guess I learn new abbreviations each day, but yeah the Cubs do have the best record in the majors currently, and the AL central is perhaps one of if not the weakest divisions in baseball.
ajax515 3 years ago
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white sox own cubs suck
KingLeonidas524 3 years ago
who the fuck are u kidding kid? White sox are garbage. Cubs owned them last year and will again this year
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Kster42 3 years ago
Cubs fans dont really even care about championships anymore its just metal we care about beating ur asses
Scmdx 3 years ago
YES WE DO!!!!FAG!
cubs1 3 years ago
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1-9-0-8
GreekGod16 3 years ago
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lol thats pathetic. what a loser mentality cubs fans have.
GreekGod16 3 years ago
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no its not jealousy, its urine!
your "park" sucks
koolever3 3 years ago
That was a spot-on impression of Will Ferrell's impression of Harry Caray.
swatson1978 4 years ago 9
lol perfectly stated
Tantric1919 3 years ago 3
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hey jasoncoolcat. how long ago did the cubs win the worlds series compared to the cardinals? just think about that.
kennyd4459 4 years ago
Lol , Look at Michael Barrett... what a scrub of a catcher he was...
DaCubFan1908 4 years ago
Die hard Cubbies fan here... I wish he could close games as well as he portrayed Caray.
JasonCoolKat 4 years ago 6
agreed.
slapshot254 4 years ago
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Demonridesthemoon 4 years ago
GO ST LOUIS CARDINALSS WOOOOOO sorry I had to do that, please don't get mad at me, haha great impression ")
ATIMusicMan 4 years ago
Cardinals are the 2nd worst team in the division... so I don't care.
JasonCoolKat 4 years ago
But how many players were on their DL last year, yeah about their whole team, so they'll be better once their players are back. "P
ATIMusicMan 4 years ago
so true
CubsBears08 3 years ago
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wrigley field equals largest gay bar.. south side baby! go white sox
TheFatDaddy02 3 years ago
what's the smell? i thinks its jealousy.
CubsBears08 3 years ago 4
what would he be jealous of? The White Sox just won a World Series. The Cubs haven't even won one at Wrigley Field.
YummyVillain 3 years ago
hahhahaha
*high five.
6mindless6scarecrow6 3 years ago
still your jealous because you came in last last year when cubs were in playoffs you werent even close we jusrt care that we beat your asses which we do
americanidol2232 3 years ago
WHITE SOX SUCK!!! GO CUBS
NIU3332 3 years ago 5
lol he did that perfectly
zutara4ever16 4 years ago 8
haha wow
whdominicandon 4 years ago
lol awesome!
korndogg27 4 years ago
That was pretty good
johnnyfreakenblaze 4 years ago
He's not a professional comedian, he is just having fun! HELLO GUYS?
GypsyJana 4 years ago 3
well said
stlcardssuckass 4 years ago
Awsome name GO CUBS!!!!!!!!!!
AquillaThaKilla 4 years ago
he's hard not to like
i wish he was better
kara330 4 years ago
i dont like dempster ever since he almost lost it against the brewers
Tricky768 4 years ago
That's actually not bad
smw4891 4 years ago 3
Shaddup! Dempster's fuckin good....that's the thing about being a closer. Your a zero or a hero.... Can't win em all. For every 13 games he saves....he gives up one.... give the guy a break
undystains 4 years ago
howry closed tonight against the reds and that worked well. Cubs win 3-2! they should either go with him or marmol.
cubsoxred 4 years ago
OMG Dempster! What is the deal man? You can't handle the pressure. Its about getting outs, something you can't seem to get the concept of. Lou, you gotta put Wood and Marmol in to close these games out. I mean those are the facts, its that simple!
Jrharvickfan 4 years ago
i agree completely, how do we expect to win when we have a closer with an ERA of over 4
dipnizzle7 4 years ago
Ryan Dempster impersonating Will Ferrell impersonating Harry Caray. Still funny stuff, though.
MFalb8 4 years ago
omg that was really scarry he sounds like just like him
fonziefan12 4 years ago
GO CUBS GO HEY CHICAGO!!!!!
DBZxSik 4 years ago
i wish he would close games as well as he can do a harry caray impression
goodfella2145 4 years ago 5
I agree with goodfella, dempster blows hes gonna kill us down the stretch here
TrainingI 4 years ago
That was fuckin awsome GO CUBS!!!!
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AquillaThaKilla 4 years ago
Whatever, he just sounds like Will Ferrell's Harry Caray
ChyldOfMetal 4 years ago
ryan dumpster sucked
STLWorldchamps07 4 years ago
Dude, that's really good, sounded like Farrell.
SurfJunkie88 4 years ago
Sounds more like Will Farrell doing Harry Caray.
itzSommyJr 4 years ago
That's absolutely true -- it sounds like he practiced by watching Ferrell clips instead of watching Harry himself.
heiankyo794 4 years ago
hehe that was pretty good
BennyDABEATA 4 years ago
screw him, what does he know about harry caray? he just plays for the team, i lived and died with them
gamehng007 4 years ago
Ryan Dempster is awesome! Go Cubs
cubsderosa7 4 years ago
Yeah it is ironic, like baseball lives in St. Louis and suffers and dies in Chicago...
smoothtyl 4 years ago
Michael Barrett was a joke I'm glad we traded him.... He was worthless....
kcchiefs3 4 years ago