Do you mind if I have sex with her? I've got zoophilia, and am especially attracted to pugs. Their small size makes for a tighter vagina, and booty... Can you possibly make a video of her shakin' dat fine ass if I can't have some intimate time with her? Thanks buddy.
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@melony0girl9 My dog's stupid too.But most times the owner is the stupid one in teaching.(In my case not, since my mother is a trainer... phew)Anyway. Buy a clicker, get a coach, say a command, show the dog how to do it, click and treat it.(Say 'sit', push down its ass, click and feed a cookie... ;p) The important thing is to click in exact the right moment. Else they don't get it. Get professional advise. Dog schools are wonderful to train yourself in training properly. IMPORTANT!
Any dog that will play tricks for a peice of dehydrated liver deserves applaud in my book. This just proves the economy does suck everywhere but China!
@fisherman95321 haha. my pug had to get surgery and she still does absolutely nothing! lol 400$ down the drain. but it was worth is because i love her to death :)))
@fisherman95321 Dogs are highly motivated by food or toys. Look up Kikopup (Youtube) to learn clicker training. You can train any dog with her methods. I recently got a shy, 8 year old, dog from the animal shelter and I trained her to be more social, to sit, and to shake my hand in about 2 or 3, 5 minute sessions.
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@will79randomstuff ... we don't have them to "amuse" us. Well, here, where a normal american lives, we don't have dogs as friends. we have them as family. dumb ass. :)
Im so happy! i have a 2month old japanese/poodle pup and just less than 1 week he learn sit stay down and play dead.swear it takes alot of patience and biscuits and cookies!
aww i have a 7 months old pug but he is so crazy and he wont listen to me and he is always scare of any noise, like when am washing dishes he runs with tale down and hides. or when i ask him to come he stays still. what should i do to help him not to be afraid?
Lol
NoMoreLoveNae 12 hours ago
Hahahaha!! This is so dramatic!! "BANG" ;D
Chocokitty678 20 hours ago
i want to teach my dog how to do that... but shes to stupid xC
KatiDGAFWYT 22 hours ago
BANG :D
vanjasanja 5 days ago
that looks like she/he is dead
garrysmod56 1 week ago
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This is cool! My pug might be too hyperactive to stay still that long.. She can play dead around 0,5 seconds :D
TheAPK78 1 week ago
ich liebe es
stefan2001ace 1 week ago
she so cute!!!
goodgirlzoey98 1 week ago
some body was drinking licker
pokebrothers1 1 week ago
Lol this dog is extra... its funny as hell
TheMadHatter231 1 week ago
im laughing my head off lol, love the dramatic stumble :D
xcoolfayex 1 week ago
keep on pressing 0:05 lol :D
XxEpicTaraxX 1 week ago
And the academy award goes to...
TookieLooCookies 2 weeks ago
oh no i see the lite oww *dies* 0:04
BroadwaybBeats100 2 weeks ago
OMG that was so cool my dogs would never ever be able to do that lol
Tinkerbell144778 2 weeks ago
Oh my god you killed the dog!
YOU BASTARD!!
Lava132 2 weeks ago
Bang
what a bender
TheUkdevjl 2 weeks ago
lol i could watch this for days
159sydney951 3 weeks ago
you faker lmao!
immabewatisetouttobe 3 weeks ago
awwwwwwww!!!!!!!!
lovebird0930 3 weeks ago
pleas make a video how to train our dog to do that i have 2 pugs named lenny and squiggy
diannajoe1 3 weeks ago
i added to play dead as well with my dog to get him to get back up i tell him to be a zombie
maxmorter 3 weeks ago
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GZxModzz 3 weeks ago
00:11 you faker yoou faker :) THIS IS SOOO CUTE !!!!!!!!
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zmendoza325 3 weeks ago
My dog is better he's playing dead for 4 days!...oh wait...
LaughingGuns 3 weeks ago 8
Bang!!
Dog: Ayyyy bamm -_- lol
DirtyChode23 3 weeks ago
the dog's like, 'really dead? AGAIN? oh well. at least i'm getting treats for it.'
DidIDoThat12345 1 month ago
Awesome love it
sunnyfernandez 1 month ago
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sunnyfernandez 1 month ago
:D
Johanna5590 1 month ago
THE DOG HAD A LIFE!......it came back from the dead!
bluebubblegum05 1 month ago
aaaaww, cute!
Iluvmjandpranks 1 month ago
WTF?! You feed her a piece of string?
obenrob 1 month ago
@obenrob Yea. What on earth was THAT!?
O____O
TheStrawberrySenpai 1 month ago
@TheStrawberrySenpai It's dry turkey or something I remember reading it in the uploader comments
MsLatinaCutiePie 3 weeks ago
@TheStrawberrySenpai maybe not a string but just a piece of dog food with a hair on... What ever, A STRING!!!
obenrob 3 weeks ago
That stumble is the icing on the cake. Sooooo cuuuute! I love her. <3
outofbodyexperience 1 month ago
Ohhh You got me! Not really! haha
wolfgrrl1012 1 month ago
wow i can pretty much see the bullet wound. wonderful acting.
hunterjmpr113 1 month ago
Love pugs
TheCasti96 1 month ago
My pug isn't that smart... and is a lot fatter
BrentReyno 1 month ago
how did you teach her that?!
eminemanic 1 month ago
@eminemanic By doing it over and over again, its not hard! I taught my dog to high five and to shut the door on command!
TheBlueStarx 1 month ago
Adorable!!!!!
mannymarcil 1 month ago
sweet pug *-*
flupper33z 1 month ago
Haha sooo adorable :D
kimbostick09 1 month ago
that pug just took an arrow to the knee
edzorz 1 month ago
Brilliant
JoeGuy0000 1 month ago
I like that dramatic walk before she falls..lol nice
james2638 1 month ago
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Ratlover86 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos
i like the way that shes not moving..while lying on the floor.. what are you feeding here? a wire?
PhotographyTipsPix 1 month ago
Bangg!
DarkSpellCombat 1 month ago
0:11 ZOMBIE
98Lubo 1 month ago
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perfecttommy 1 month ago 31
wow. is that a wire you were feeding the dog?
BIEBERBRO420 1 month ago
Pugs are the best dog actors in the world! :D
pugdocumentary 1 month ago
I used to be alive like you, but then I took a "Bang!" trick to the head.
RetiredAdventurer 1 month ago
I wish my Pug could do that he just lays around all day
roguekiller3 1 month ago
How can that many people hate this video? Its so cute
schonteufel333 1 month ago
kinda creepy how the doggy keeps its eyes open.
andrielisilien 1 month ago
Wow such a BEAUTIFUL pug I used to have a pug but it got stolen ;( GREAT VIDEO!! ME LOVE PUG
Pughugloverjenny 1 month ago
I love pugs. We have a fat little pig dog named Beau. =)
TheGunCrazyRedneck 1 month ago
What did you feed the dog? A wire?
MrEvilPenguin101 1 month ago
@MrEvilPenguin101 yeah i thought that to lol
SuparRockLord 1 month ago
wtf did you feed the dog a paper clip or something
MrMEApollo 1 month ago
Haha, that's excellent, I love it!! Literally lol'ed out loud.
WhyWishFor 1 month ago
cute doggie
LucianQueen99 1 month ago
Fake, this dog still breathing.
Slowriderr 1 month ago 2
She's a sweety... ^^ Sometimes i think the best part about dogs is they're the best in telling jokes and never get them themselves...
RiesenWuschel 1 month ago
this video actually gave me a boner
iHateAboriginals 1 month ago
awwwwwww ao cute!!!!!! my dog is really dumb.how u get ur dog to do that?
melony0girl9 1 month ago
@melony0girl9 My dog's stupid too.But most times the owner is the stupid one in teaching.(In my case not, since my mother is a trainer... phew)Anyway. Buy a clicker, get a coach, say a command, show the dog how to do it, click and treat it.(Say 'sit', push down its ass, click and feed a cookie... ;p) The important thing is to click in exact the right moment. Else they don't get it. Get professional advise. Dog schools are wonderful to train yourself in training properly. IMPORTANT!
RiesenWuschel 1 month ago
awwwwwwww
Weirdfablehavenlover 1 month ago in playlist funny
smart girl!!! how long did it take to teach her that????
mysecretbird 1 month ago 52
@mysecretbird She's clicker trained. It only took a couple of sessions before she got it.
perfecttommy 2 weeks ago 5
haha, that was soo cute! very realistic.
rjz848911 1 month ago
the dog was like 'oh, im dead again. damn you!'
soimmature96 1 month ago 98
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i used to do tricks then i took an arrow to the knee
FathomLordKarathr 1 month ago
Any dog that will play tricks for a peice of dehydrated liver deserves applaud in my book. This just proves the economy does suck everywhere but China!
prettynoose8497 1 month ago
most likely when she heard the bang sound, she was like, woah what?, oh yeah, play dead, yeah lay down
The96DMan 1 month ago
I have a pug too she won't do anything that was Great.
fisherman95321 1 month ago
@fisherman95321 haha. my pug had to get surgery and she still does absolutely nothing! lol 400$ down the drain. but it was worth is because i love her to death :)))
thejosh23g 1 month ago
@fisherman95321 Dogs are highly motivated by food or toys. Look up Kikopup (Youtube) to learn clicker training. You can train any dog with her methods. I recently got a shy, 8 year old, dog from the animal shelter and I trained her to be more social, to sit, and to shake my hand in about 2 or 3, 5 minute sessions.
lodenrogue 1 month ago
cute five stars
nedicsam11 1 month ago
best...call of duty... ever
TheRedMist92 1 month ago
Ronaldo and Barcelona players should come here more often, maybe they can learn how to dive like a pug!! World class standards!
Meo0403 1 month ago
Kitty Killed by pretend gun, eat your heart out!
NCfanboy1 2 months ago
i love how people are talking tot animals or baby's :P
xVoltage21 2 months ago
that's some al pacino method acting shit right there
Carmelaxx1xx 2 months ago
that is a beautiful pug, i got one too, but mines all black, his name is jabba :)
dbassir87 2 months ago
took a bigger dive than a football player. That stumble was awesome
Gavin12345678910 2 months ago
Amazing dog trick book. Free download
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jboondeeful 2 months ago
awwww awesome trick!! good thing the dog is only playing dead!!!! :)
rjz848911 2 months ago
hehehe hahaha
MsVictoriouslover 2 months ago
the stumble is awesome see why u put it in the title it was that of a Shakespearian actor
MrCockSlut 2 months ago
lol and he didnt blink
nerdfreakproduction 2 months ago
lol
geraintpierce 2 months ago
Dog Assassin II - its what this fps is called, right?
WWWWWWVWWWWWWWVWWWWW 2 months ago
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I -3 pugs
GucciMucci4 2 months ago
I -3 pugs
GucciMucci4 2 months ago
Fireworks night must be knackering for that dog!
MrDantric 2 months ago
haha i wish i could teach my maltese this but shed just lick my finger/gun xD
horsemadmoo23 2 months ago
Press 8 slowly for yodelling in F# major. (Hand claps a bit off-beat)
Furiens 2 months ago
Hes called Baker?? WTH like my dog :O
res3571 2 months ago
@res3571 No he said "you faker"
TheWalkerS04 2 months ago
thats an epic trick thats funny as i wanna teach my puppy that
EdibleNoob 2 months ago
Mr.Puggle cries out in pain too... XD
Sandleaf1011 2 months ago
Why feed the dog wires you freak. Do you want the dog to die
believeInjansen 2 months ago
@believeInjansen It's liver you freak. Read the fucking discription. Jeeze.
MsRuffledfeathers 2 months ago
WHY WOULD YOU SHOOT YOUR DOG THIS IS ANIMAL CRUELTY I'M CALLING THE NCAA
iced327 2 months ago
@iced327 ncaa? your going to call ncaa colleges? lol
thesingingman01 2 months ago
so cute! she should be an actress.. she's obviously a happy dog doing tricks like that..
fishyzneedle 2 months ago
Hahahahaa! An Oscar winning performance!! X¬D
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lilmonsterett1 2 months ago
lol
JKL3689 2 months ago
WHY ARE YOU FEEDING YOUR DOG WIRES WHATS THE MATER WITH YOU
BIEBERBRO420 2 months ago
@BIEBERBRO420 its liver. o.o
frostylala141 2 months ago
That was awesome :) best play dead I've ever seen, good job!
NatalieNo1TWFan 2 months ago
Americans love to teach their dogs to do cute tricks. Where I come from we just have pets as friends not amusements.
will79randomstuff 2 months ago
@will79randomstuff ... we don't have them to "amuse" us. Well, here, where a normal american lives, we don't have dogs as friends. we have them as family. dumb ass. :)
iMackid97 2 months ago
@iMackid97 Dumbass is one word dumbass.
will79randomstuff 2 months ago
its the perfect excuse to lie down
FlunkMunkey 2 months ago
lol so cute
xXShrinkWrapXx 2 months ago
It's cute, I love dogs and all the animals. I teach my dog other tricks, but this one I don't want anymore. My husky dog Laika used to do this trick
amazingracemision 2 months ago
lolz thats so cute!!!
Sing4theangels 2 months ago
aww so cute thats one smart dog!!!
Sing4theangels 2 months ago
one of the funniest things ive ever seen. effing lols at a dog being so dramatic!
quillber 3 months ago
Wow, didn't know pugs were smart enough to learn tricks... great job!
PatrickMc1nerney 3 months ago
I can only say one word: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
freeze271 3 months ago
Im so happy! i have a 2month old japanese/poodle pup and just less than 1 week he learn sit stay down and play dead.swear it takes alot of patience and biscuits and cookies!
cloudtifa1 3 months ago
aww i have a 7 months old pug but he is so crazy and he wont listen to me and he is always scare of any noise, like when am washing dishes he runs with tale down and hides. or when i ask him to come he stays still. what should i do to help him not to be afraid?
olivareshopinks 3 months ago
The dog does a good job with the limping and falling, but he still has to practice selling it to his audience. I need to believe it in his eyes!
TheReddaredevil223 3 months ago
Aww!
TheHabMusic 3 months ago
AWESOME!!!!!
mrtoweer 3 months ago
hahahhahahahaha
xMandye 3 months ago
Faker? You Faker! OMG it's George Lopez!
4836sora 3 months ago
really cute!
NGemmeline 3 months ago
Cute!
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tiagotre1 3 months ago
BANG
Redhoundone 3 months ago
how do you teach to stumble
Josysaurus7 3 months ago
haha, I'd love to teach my 1yr old golden retriever this, he loves playing games.
CorruptedPersona 3 months ago
??? oh thats my cue *stumble stumble FLOP* am i good now?
chaddycc98 3 months ago
how do you teach her that
weswii 3 months ago
Such a dramatic actress! hehe
LemonadeLaura 3 months ago
People are coming up with stupid comments about what he fed her. Jeez, he fed her a treat. Not what you guys are coming up with.
Smart dog. Cx So cute.
CrazyKitten10110 3 months ago 3
Wtf did you feed her? A wire?
Nikkishification 3 months ago 70
@Nikkishification a pube LOL
FvckTheJakes 3 months ago
@Nikkishification Read the full description. Youtube hides it, but I've answered most questions there.
perfecttommy 3 months ago 34
@perfecttommy how did you teach your dog that its awesome!
ellislad99 2 months ago
@Nikkishification yes. his pug eats metal wires.
kranktank 3 months ago
@Nikkishification
Even though I'm about to go to bed, I would like to thank you for giving me the best laugh of the day.
garrysmodfan07 2 months ago
Awesome
mymomatethat123 3 months ago
hahahaha I love pugs!
Agavaaa 3 months ago
CUTE O_O
Juliaxisxhere 3 months ago
Taught my family's Yorkie to play dead just the same way. Always impresses!
ironcitykegs154 3 months ago
Wow that your dog was smart great job to teach your dog
ThePinkGigi10 3 months ago
How old is your dog in this video?
CleoO333 3 months ago
'FAKERRR, YOU FAKER!'
QraQrJaq 3 months ago
The camerman and shooter: BAAANG
The cute dog: OUCH u hit me.... byee world. - dead -
Toffssen 3 months ago
wtf did you gave her? a pube?
JoaoPalmaROKE 3 months ago 5
@JoaoPalmaROKE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
TheEquineZone 3 months ago
Quite the little actor
MegaBumblebee666 3 months ago
@MegaBumblebee666 fuck off suck my gresy dick
SourD1322 3 months ago
So cute!
aivzdog 3 months ago
cute i have a pug to shes onlylittle like urs but shes black
chloeskey 3 months ago
L could've done it better....
RockNieto 3 months ago
D'awwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
LaundryMonster 3 months ago
Well boys... we're screwed. This man was ruthless enough to kill a puppy with his finger gun of death, and we're ALL next!
Helldiver450 3 months ago
did u just feed it a needle pin?
Xalynn9221 3 months ago
I would teach my pug this, but she's 11 years old, and I'm afraid if she tried, she wouldn't get back up...
tatjanaanajtat22 4 months ago 181
@tatjanaanajtat22 My pug is 15, the bravest living thing I've ever seen in my life.
billellwood1995 3 months ago
@tatjanaanajtat22 its not funni but it is at the same tyme drry for laughing but lol i have a 3year old pug but she wnt stay in 1 spot
5690dresser 2 months ago
I like how he staggers in pain.
BiohazardBunney 4 months ago
hahaha, what a theatrical little pug, adorable <3
Luculencia 4 months ago in playlist More videos from perfecttommy
I love the way how it wasn't an instant fall; he stumbled with a pace. What a brilliant actor!
PoooTeeWeet 4 months ago
Akita playing dead!! dramatic version
youtube.com/watch?v=gU0xe3vUCiw
kyle6baseball 4 months ago
love the stumble
63B1stmaint 4 months ago
LOL!
MomentsDivine 4 months ago
thats cute
Dustinmyst3rio 4 months ago
Lol.
CookieexMonster01 4 months ago
SO CUTE!
Ackbartehgreat 4 months ago
Is it possible to HUG through the SCREEN - :'-( ITS KILLING ME
tommyaceshow 4 months ago