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  • What you'll need:

    1) Frying Pan

    2)Napkin

    3) Chloroform

    4) Strength

  • A cup of coffee is not a date!

  • lmao just be rich and all hot girls will chase you

  • You know it shitty advice when its coming from expert villiage

  • Jenny what are you doing after the class ? Nothing. Do you want to grab cup of coffee.

    NO.

  • @aviomaster Jenny: "NO"

    You: "Aww, that's too bad. Why not?"

  • okay first things first, hes asking out an actress which hes paying to say YES! lets see him running around new york asking girls out, lets see how many say yes then!

  • @funnyamericans93 I know this comment's old, but I don't think it matters because you should work on the mentality that you will be rejected (that way, it doesn't hurt as much when you do actually get rejected). :)

  • that is the worst way ....

  • Will Yhu Go With Me ?

    Will Yhu Go With Me ? Look And Tell Me If This Is Cute Enough . !

    Will Yhu Go With Me ?

    Will Yhu Go With Me ?

  • There is this girl from school who i really like but she doesnt kno i exist and shes a year older. Wat do i do to get her to talk to me?????

  • screw this video my life has been more a disaster :*(

  • Jessica looks like she is anticipating rape...

  • Women are independent superior blah blah blah etc etc,they should be asking us out ,men invented and built everything,but no they still want all the old perks.

  • Somehow I find it hard to believe this guy is successful with women.

  • @longbeach225 Yeah the government wants us scared so they can easily control what people do and think and it works. I don't believe anything anymore, the only country's america like is europe russia and australia. japan is on that list somewhere too. Everyone else is a terrorist.

  • @parsleysprigs: Yeah this is a lost country. Somehow the government hired me as a telecom specialist. lol.. As long I roll in dollars from this nation I can't say much..

  • Hahahahahah that guy gets laid form asking a girl for coffee? I'd have the coffee after I'm done LOL!

  • This Guy wouldn't even be able to ask his own right hand for a date.

  • Fuck these Crackers, Us black people don't need to find pussy, the pussy comes to us, Learn this shit.. Expertvillage is turning into Novice Town.

  • being relaxed is the key Great!

  • This guy has no game.

  • NO!! the guy in this video is not very good and the chick is just playing along.

  • this guy is so nerdy...

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  • The place for real dating ''mworld5.info''

  • man im scared a really hot girl asked me to the dance xD

  • @thebay123abc euh.. Your never too young i kissed my girlfriend when i was twelve, i'm now 15 an there is no single problem :D

    Good luck !

  • I'm 13 years old and there's a girl I'm instrested in is this to early? Please comment it will help alot thank you.

  • i like the coffee idea, im gonna try that!

  • Go And Check out David Wygant for help!!

  • fuck off

  • Shes cute 

  • Look at her hair, they totally got it on right before this video...

  • Dude u Suck !

  • if your nigger no problem : )

    if u white u should watch this very good : ) have nice day

  • @thegoddescomposer I LIKE BANANAS I LIKE BANANAS

  • I'm actually watching this video only because of Jess. She is so lovely. :-)

  • i got a question could get with a girl you had a friendship before?

  • @barricade021644 You can, it's called breaking the friend zone, but it's very hard to do, almost impossible. I recommend a fresh start.

  • @MelonPaste oh i know. but i mean i've been friends with her for like atleast scince the last day of may and yeh well yeh we've been frnds scince thn but u tihnk i still cud have a chance with her?

  • @barricade021644 That's around the same time I met my girl. I had it easy, she declared that she had feeling for me because her friend tagged her in a facebook post so it was pretty obvious. BUT, I knew she was interested in me beforehand. I started out simple, it looked like it was going to be a normal friendship but it turned out well. I kept flirting with her. Saying her accent was cute (I'm a Quebecois, she's French). After things developed even more, she flirted back, this was good,-----

  • @barricade021644 I started using pet names such as cocotte. Not long after she started calling me mon petit chou (My little cauli-flower = sweety >.> not the vegetable)

    But every girl is different, you can risk trying that on her but I mean.... if you haven't already started flirting... you will be having some difficulties but one again, I had it easy.

  • You other people out there got any tips on asking a girl out? Cause I'm planning on asking this one girl out, and it's my first time ever actually asking someone out and I'm in high school.

  • this guy is ugly as fuck

  • loooooooool he sucks man.. u want to grab a cup of cooofeeeee??

  • @superman83080 Whatdya expect? He just got off the boat from the Eastern Bloc, most likely a Serbian.

    I believe 'Niko Bellic' rings a bell?

  • do u wanna grab a cup of coffe...this is epic fail! because youv jus given her a choice of yes and no and naturally she could decline you. u have to say lets go grab a coffe sounds better.

  • lol this one made me laugh. This European hot shot trying to tell regular guys what to do. 

  • All I want to know is how to ask a girl out simple and get them to go to the dance with me but, there is one problem, I can't dance.

  • i usealy if the girl is older i just lie about my age but this shit is bad advice

  • im 11 and im in 5th class i was going out with this girl and my friends asked;do u like her i said no because i didnt want to be slagged so she dumped me WHAT DO I DO

  • @jemo1117 hey you shouldn't worry, Also don;t really believe these videos i mean they don;t work for everyone. I don't really know what to tell someone your age because i never really saw my elementary gf's as a real realtionship lol. What i do now that i'm in high school is just apoplogize to that for whatever i did and just be a man about it

  • @AndradeDude ye i suppose i dont really like her as much now but ye illw8 till highschool causeits not reallly a relationship thanks man :)

  • @jemo1117 hey you can still get girl friends in middle school just don't get way too serious because i still consider that a child's game

  • fail :(

  • i told my friend to do this and he ignored me and just said literally to the girl he liked ''do you want to go on a date some time''

    THEN HE GOT SHUT DOWN LOLOLOLOLOL

    he should have listened to me maybe hed be havin sex with sum chick right now

  • who says excellent lol

  • i told a girl about the impressive number of mars bars i could fit in my arse

    it didn't work

  • if possible, jerk off and get a little high before u do it, really calms the nerves down

  • @djn00nan i kno! it really does calm u down. Haha just dont get too high that happend to me once and she noticed. But i was too high to care so its fine hahaha

  • For some reason this video gives me confidence. It's not too hard once you learn to incorporate your own experience, the earned experience of others (eg., reading books), observing how society works and make it work with you personality and intentions. You never stop learning. Also, let me tell you something, there won't be two people that are the same so if you like a girl ask her out and try. There's nothing worse than regret.Regret is gay, trust me and you only live your life once apparently

  • whats a cuff of coffee?

  • @nycpntr

    It is a cup of coffee !

  • @nycpntr cup of coffee

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  • There's this girl name Ana from my job that I want to ask out, but I'm a bit scared. I start to feel funny every time I see her.

  • @dellwon

    just walk over and show her your cock.

  • @EugenicsIsTheAnswer that's half of it. You have to yell " BOOM, baby! " then she'll be yours.

  • This only works if the girl doesn't have a BF/interested in relationship/desperate. Sorry but I tried this shit before and doesn't work quite well.

  • ok how do u ask a girl out who is a friend, n u wanna clarify tht ur askin her out on a date not a hang out, cuz i have hung out wit her alone many times n stuff, i just wanna knw how to make it clear tht i wanna date her lol, n its not lke another hang out? any advice? n how should u say it?

  • You need to have some balls and do it yoursef, don't rely on the intenet and risk loosing a friend.

  • Ouch! You should have let her known from the beginning what your iintentions were because it's a very hard transition from friends to girlfriends.

  • Just say it,Girls are the fucking worst, since back in history, anyways girls will ALWAYS have options, try to impress her but don't be cocky.Take her out to eat, watch a movie, any activity , know you have to be quick but not rush. be more caressing, (hug touch whatever) sweet talk her. look her in the eyes and if it works great if not then if you want stay friend. I personally wouldn't want to be a grils' friend if I like her, then you're just her shoulder to lean on..well good luck.

  • @FoundingNemo im in the the same situation, but unlike you im in middle school so its alot easier for me to just ask and not care if she says no.

  • the gym is full of girls

  • expert village=fail

  • Fuck this shit!! It doesn't work for Asian people!! Especially Indians!

  • hehehe fuck yeah thumbs up for that.

  • @longbeach225 could you elaborate on that? Not trying to sound rude just wondering :)

  • @asterix645: What I mean is that most American women don't really like Asians, especially Indians. This is what I just see not saying its true or anything, but it seems like it is.

  • @longbeach225 to some extent you're right. And not trying to sound like an asshole towards you or American women. But I hate when racism comes in the way of relationships. I just hope things get better in the future.

    So much for personality over looks huh?

  • @asterix645: True... That's the world we live in unfortunately...

  • @longbeach225 Actually I hear a lot of girls who are actually jealous of asians natural beauty are you talking about India indians or native americans, my friend native american friend gets alot of game and it pisses me off because he's gay. He's never admited it but why else would he constantly be surrounded by hot girls and not have a girlfriend.

  • @parsleysprigs India Indians

  • @longbeach225 yeah sorry can't help you there, india guys get a bad rap in america. I has to do with the association with the middle east and terrorism, not only that but pedophilia is another thing girls think about when they think of people from that region of the world.

  • @parsleysprigs Actually India is not the middle East.. Not even by a long shot.. India is an Asian country. I'm East Indian, I wasn't born in India I was born in the US. I'm a mixture of East India which is next to the South China border and I have some Salvadorian in me.

  • @longbeach225 Is that what they consider middle east, I consider a middle eastern country any country that's constantly rioting. To me south america could be considered a middle eastern country, but it just goes to show you what america thinks of all those other country's. We are never shown good things about those country's so what do you expect people from the states to think.

  • god ive watched soo many of these videos.. im such a loser lol.. but let me tell u there is not one thing i want more in the world than a decentley looking gf that is nice and truly cares about me

  • umm srry to tell you this but nobody wants to know that!

  • attaboy!

  • unlucky mm8

  • i did just what i saw in the vid, but the girl said no :(

  • Me too, I wonder why he conveniently left that little detail out

  • @s3rgio00

    ohhhhhhhhh am sorry bro .. but try agine LOL GOOD LUCK :))

  • @s3rgio00 i know how you feel

  • @s3rgio00

    unlucky

  • @s3rgio00 haha was she hot?

  • @s3rgio00 thta sucks

  • @s3rgio00 that suks im working on asking this girl that thinks im cute out

  • @s3rgio00 That sucks man, on to the next one on to the next one

  • @s3rgio00 did she know u?

  • @s3rgio00 HAHAHAHA FAIL ;D

  • @s3rgio00 youre in fail blogg you gay virgin fuck

  • Odd, that is exactly the OPPOSITE thing the same chick in this vid said in another one. She said to make sure you have a set date in mind when you ask. Hmm...

  • thats the way its to be done, go for it, you have nothing to lose. thats my advice

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  • youtube is ruined by ads.

  • and by people who comment obvious......

  • @ghmyrockband I use firefox with adkiller and haven't seen a single ad in over a year on sites like this

  • @ghmyrockband or you can just press F5 to skip them ^^

  • @ghmyrockband agreed

    

  • @ghmyrockband

    get an adblocker. i have one and i never saw any ads on youtube, honestly.

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  • actually it can go smooth as that u just have to be direct....and what do u have to lose,she can only say no.....and so what if her friends are there just ask the girl to step aside if she refuses that could be a sign that she`s really not interested in you....again she could react like that cause of friends around her.....i dunno that kinda situation depends of sooo many things.....

  • Bullshit it will neva go tht smooth. All her friends will b with her

  • lol, im a freshman with a sophmore gf, my advice dont be afraid and dont waste your time watching these vids

    XD

  • Fuck, she's a fat kike.

  • Didn't work when I tried it

  • lol

  • hey thanks man this seems like it would work ill give it a try

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  • i tried this shit and got regected :(

    so what if i weigh 400 pounds

  • ROFL!!!!

  • LMFAO!!

  • dont feel bad, maybe she just wasn't on the mood for a quadruple cheeseburger.

  • I don't have a closet jackass.

  • nice saying on that, lol

  • she is soooooooo HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • nahh

  • well everyone knows that

  • This girl is so hot! I wish she did a lot more talking coz she knows so much more than this moron who's completely insecure and shy and a freakin douchebag! When I'm in NY City I'm makin a clip with her about how you REALLY ask a girl out. Does anyone know her phone number by the way?

  • "You want to grab a cuff of coffe?" Nice. I'm not taking advice from a guy that can't even speak. lol

  • he has an accent dumbass..... not his fault

  • actually the accent kind of gives him an advantage, a lot of girls i know love it when a guy has an accent

  • ITS NOT AN ACCENT! HE flubs his words, and he's supposed to show how easy it is to ask a girl out lol

  • lmao,i agree with u dude

  • "nonchalant" hee hee

  • Why does Florida sell "California Oranges" and California sell "Florida Oranges"?

  • lmaolol

  • There are oranges in Florida?!  Woah

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