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  • Here's the thing. Wanna reduce population? Be a meat eater. A diet that includes meat is more expensive than a vegan one & requires a higher standard of living. Wealthier peoples tend to have fewer children. US is one of the few 1st world countries that's growing & that's only because of immigration.

    Overpopulation is highly overrated as an issue. Grew up in the 'baby bust' era - like Rome after the Empire . Schools had to close and consolidate for lack of students and the economy sucked.

  • And now Brooker's expecting a kid with his wife.... What a sellout. Respect. Lost.

  • the whole talking towards the right somewhere shtick kinda grates

  • Fucking will go out of style lmao

  • he had me at "tired old whore".

    I love Doug.

  • @DeathFromAbove1981 Please tell me what word he's using at 1:22 between "that" and "of humanity", I'm trying to make a french subtitle for it!

  • @troublefist it's "Glut". great word. haha

  • @troublefist glut I believe

  • If he is so concerned, why doesn't he reduce HIS carbon footprint by removing himself from the planet?

  • @inchargenow is that the deepest thought you ever had? Man, why didn't I come up with that highly original comment?!

  • By 2030 Earth will hit the 9 billion population mark. We need a mass die off if we are to have a happy, good life that we care about to live. Why are we all miserable? There's too many people and not enough resources to go around. When I was 9 years old, I'm 31 now, I decided to never have children. I've never been happier.

  • Just fantastic

  • Birth rate maybe going down, but that is misleading because population is increasing due to exponential growth, the average number of children per family may have been higher during the 1950's (for example) but there were less people overall.

  • Doug Stanhope may be a dick but he's completely right. Having babies is terrible for the environment, and so is eating meat--but people prefer to hear about how they will save the planet by turning the lights off once in a while. We're all a bunch of lazy cowards.

  • Two 15/16 year old girls go by my house everyday, both pregnant. No job, not smart enough to care for a baby, no idea or a plan. Oh yeah, welfare and handouts from the system paid by the working class!!!!! Make abortion mandatory for people who can't afford to have babies!!!

  • @redhead5150 Be prepared for a big rise in the minimum wage or the biggest strike you ever saw.

  • For more on this watch "Overconsumpulation and "One planet One Child". 58 national science academies agree we are overpopulated.

  • Abortion IS Green. Fetuses can't feel pain, emotions, consciousness, anything. They don't mentally exist. Born humans and animals do. The planet should be sustained and people need to have less kids in order to help keep land and resources around. A situation like Children of Men should happen for around 10 years. A 10-year period without any births would be excellent for the planet and population.

  • @vgman94 Birth rate is going down, and has been for a while, the standard living age is going up.. So it''s not having children that's the problem, but living longer..

  • I agree sodomy is the answer and its so much fun too!!!!!!

  • I'd have his babies if it were possible.

  • 14 women don't like it up the arse.

  • @zyniker88 fuck off with your 'witty comment on number of dislikes' please, just fuck off, its not funny anymore, its annoying.

  • @Mattelliott1234 And my work here is done. ;)

  • @zyniker88 Your work here is an F, find wit without stealing it from the other million 'witty comment's on number of dislikes'

  • @Mattelliott1234 Wit wasn't intended, i knew full well how annoying them comments were. My goal was to make reactionary fucks rage.

  • there is plenty of room but it resources that are the problem.

  • I wanna be Mr. Stanhope's personal errand boy and live in a shed outside is house and learn his wisdom.

  • We need come massive religious war so all crazy theists kill themselves. Then us rational people can live in a utopia.

  • @OrthodoxDarwinist You really are deluded if you believe for a moment that a world full of "rational people" will be a Utopia.

    There is no such thing as a Utopian society, and you re incredibly naive for believing that. A world full of so called "rational people" will be as fucked up as the one we currently have, or what, you think "rational people" don't have conflicting opinions, needs, aims, etc?

    Humanity is a pile of shit, everyone, no exceptions.

  • @FractalBolt Youre probably right, but it wouldnt hurt to get all those religious fucks outta the way. 

  • @OrthodoxDarwinist

    I think a lot of rational theists might get caught up in a "religious war", and a lot of irrational atheists will stand back and laugh about how people are fighting in the name of "imaginary friends", or whatever blasé term they want to use.

    Clearly, you're one of the irrational atheists, if you desire "Utopia" : )

    Best war to be had is an all out free-for-all. The West collapses, China breaks free of its yoke, and everyone has at it, 20th century style.

  • @OrthodoxDarwinist A divine right to kill!

  • I agree but then I fucking hate kids lol.

  • This is the man who inspired me to have a vasectomy, coz its true, we are DANGEROUSLY OVERPOPULATED.

  • @Liamtweedie Thanks for the Parking Space man!

  • Alright, I can see why you'd be annoyed if you thought he was advocating murdering babies. That said, I'd assume it was, y'know, a joke. Given that he's a comedian and all.

    The fact that he isn't actually advocating the killing babies has nothing to do with anything, and nothing he has ever said has anything to do with Nationalism OR Socialism, so yeah. He's neither a Nazi nor a misanthrope.

  • I was not in a good mood...'till I listened to this : D Love it

  • @the5thCount The voice of humanity and reason here, everybody!

    Man, Doug Stanhope seems a little misanthropic at times, but he really cannot compete with the average douchebag in terms of sheer lack of empathy and hatred. That says something. It really does.

  • @RetiredJimmy

    Seems? No, he IS misanthropic!

    Humanity is not calling for the elimination of people for the sake of "decreasing overpopulation." This guy is just like Ebenezer Scrooge when he claims that it is better for the poor to die and decrease the surplus population.

    Once again, if he is so concerned about overpopulation, then why doesn't he relieve us of his company?

  • @the5thCount He's not saying that the poor should die so that we may live better lives.

    He's saying that we should wear a condom when fucking in the front hole instead of creating little consumers everytime we orgasm.

    He's had a vasectomy done btw, so he's done his part already.

  • @Vajrayana514

    Yeah, but he is still using energy, thus he is a consumer. Thus, my point still holds that if he is so concerned about overpopulation, he should simply relieve us of his company.

    Number two, I never said that he said that the poor should die. I am saying that his point that we should kill babies is just as bad.

    Number three, calling for limiting the progress of the human race is not going to improve our situation in the least. What we really need to do is overthrow tyrants.

  • @the5thCount Of course, he's using energy and smokes cigarettes, but he still consumes less than a family of 8. Why should he kill himself? He's just one man, not a SUV filled with obese children who'll grow up to be even more selfish than their parents.

    Also, I'm pretty sure he's not advocating babies, he said to steal child safety seats out fo cars and replace them with condoms, but no baby-killing.

  • @the5thCount He's not saying we should limit the progress of humanity, he's saying we should simply make less people because it is a fact that we'll run out of finite resources if we indefinitely keep pumping out more babies than we have room for.

    And yeah, I agree that we should overthrow tyrants, but it's not as easy.

    You can't overthrow people's sense of materialistic entitlement

  • @Vajrayana514

    "we should simply make less people because it is a fact that we'll run out of finite resources if we indefinitely keep pumping out more babies than we have room for."

    And this is justification for murder?

    Watch this:

    /watch?v=eScDfYzMEEw&feature=r­elated

  • BTW, I usually disagree with everything George Carlin says. This is just about the only instance in which I agree with him.

  • @the5thCount Who's advocating murder?

  • @Vajrayana514

    Stanhope, thats who.

    1:47

  • @the5thCount "Smash the windows of that car, fight club style. Steal the baby seats, leave a condom where the baby seat sat and see if you send a message"

    That's not murder O_o

  • @Vajrayana514

    So its not murder to kidnap babies and kill them?

  • @the5thCount "Smash the windows of that car, fight club style. Steal the baby seats, leave a condom where the baby seat sat and see if you send a message"

    Still, where does it fucking say you have to kidnap, let alone kill anyone?

    People are getting stupid on the internet. You're only supposed to smash the window of a car with a baby seat, he never mentioned there was actually ANYONE inside the car.

    Would you break into a car with the owner inside? Thought so. Also it's COMEDY, enjoy it.

  • @the5thCount No it's not, it's no different than cutting up a loaf of bread, only bread had more uses.

  • @Godbombertheband

    So killing a child is no different than cutting up a loaf of bread?

    Well, I guess I could say the same about you then...

  • @the5thCount You're making the worst assumption possible in the absence of given information. He said baby seat, if there was a baby in the seat, don't you think he'd mention that in the joke?

  • @the5thCount , how about you relieve us of your multiple posting with the same wording? He's not saying to kill anyone. He's saying lower the population down so we can all live like real humans instead of some sardines sleeping on top, under, and on the side of each other. Wake up man.

  • @controlpopulation

    We aren't living like sardines. There is plenty of room in the world. You wake up.

  • @the5thCount agreed there is plenty of room. But overpopulation and space/area are not the same thing. People drain Resources. We could happily support 4-5 times the amount of people now if we built our citys up and out into more deserted areas. BUT this is not really viable at the current time.

  • @stormer55 That would still cause serious problems by destroying entire ecosystems and lets face it everyone shits, where's all that going to go? Look at what Chicago did to Lake Michigan and the Mississippi River. I own property and I'd die before suffering life in the city. We were better off as small bands of hunter-gatherers

  • doug stanhope rocks

  • LOVE this!

  • Clapclapclapclapclapclapclapcl­apclapclapclap...!!

    Funny!!

  • Why do Americans have such a problem with the word cunt?

  • THANK YOU

  • @etocadet @Peskymystic one of you likes to call the other a cunt, the other said that hitlers arguments were valid, looks like we have a tie for biggest asshole. sorry, guys, you'll have to step your game up if you want to take home the trophy

  • fuck niggers

  • @Peskymystic me swearing, this coming from the guy who called me a cunt without provocation, you're going to die alone

  • @Peskymystic just fuck off, im not the one who started throwing the word cunt about like a squash ball. I was simply saying 99% of people are attractive if they maintain a healthy look, if uve got a condition...i couldnt frankly care because you seem like a complete and utter douche bag and make hitlers arguments seem valid

  • @Peskymystic jesus christ someones an ugly bastard

  • @Peskymystic i did state that if you were born with a condition it isn't their fault, learn to read before you insult people you moron

  • This is fucking epic. What a great American.

  • I LOVE THIS

  • im not kidding you if u are unhealthy u will look ugly, attraction is about 2 things, health and mental state. sure if ur unlucky enough to be born with a condition it aint your fault, but i was seriously overweight and a dirty fucker to say the least, now ive cleaned myself up im starting to see a handsome bastard in the mirror and so are other people, you aint born ugly you just make yourself ugly

  • This is absolutely brilliant! He's for sure right up there with George Carlin and Bill Hicks.

  • I don't want a giant gaping arse hole, but you do make a good point there petal.

    Now go to China and try that on for size...Lmfao!!!

    Love this :)

  • Comedy GOLD! The fact that its more or less true at its core just makes it even funnier.

  • "Overpopulation is NOT a myth" has more on this issue.

  • does anyone know that awesome song played while he talks about overpopulation?

  • @d0ck47 Its Beethoven's 7th symphony, movement 2. Put the headphones on, kick back, and just unwind to it.

  • @d0ck47

    It's from Beethoven's 4th Symphony. Amazing music for an amazing rant! Love Doug.

  • Damn. Just...DAMN. I think Doug just gave Bill Hicks a run for his money.

  • @EvilUncleFrank They're very alike but you can't touch Bill :P. Like no musician can touch Hendrix.

  • overpopulation? what's the problem - start more wars!

  • I really love Doug Stanhope.

  • I wish this guy would take a leaf out of his own book and top himself. Global Warming is bullshit and all these fucking idiot sheep need to set an example by giving these worthless lives for people who actully research the truth about the world.

  • @OneWorldScam I agree to an extent.. I mean people are giving you shit for being humorless and yea I mean Stanhope isn't wrong in principle, but I think he is kind of tired of being on the conspiracy tip cuz he probably thinks it leads to too much religious thinking you know? But I do think these problems are overrexagerated because of a desire of powerful royals and such to hold on to power so they created and/or used the false dialectics of the 20th century as well as our current ones

  • @OneWorldScam but hey you should realize that this "idiot sheep" talk thing could be a way to disguise the egotistical control of the dialectic psyop as normal while an awareness of it is disguised as paranoia and megolomania (all these brainwashed sheep blahblah) which is alienating. its another divide and conquer using the same media techniques of hypnotic repetition of punditry (emotional-ideological manipulation). The thing Stanhope has wrong is that people like al gore are downplaing it

  • @OneWorldScam another thing I think he has wrong is the idea that depopulation is going to be used as a solution to global warming when it is actually more like the opposite. Global warming is the excuse to create world tax, eugenics and etc. And the problem with alex jones type sentiment IMHO is that we have to focus on the role of pseudo and crypto religious ideologies, including the hierarchical totalitarian based on occult "correspondence" to ritualize social order AKA "social engineering"

  • @OneWorldScam but my opinion differs from alot of conspiracy theory though because i think religion may be all wrong because it is based on defictionalizing symbolic allegories and ritualizing behavior based on that rather than clear truths that lead to health peace and abundance.. christian theories who focus on the "satanism" of esotericism will disagree, and i don't discount the potential for them being right, but to me the main thing really mobilizing people is mainstream thought+religion

  • Wrap it or jack it!!!

  • If only his Mother had listened.

  • Nice use of the word 'Uteri'.

  • Truth, cold and harsch, but it's still the truth. There are too many people on this world. Kill off a couple a billion so that 30 percent of overpopulation is at least gone for a couple of years.

  • @Akadra start with yourself your fucking twat. Got swallow some pills idiot!

  • @OneWorldScam You obviously have no sense of humour whatsoever. Go pray or whatever it is you politically correct faggots do.

  • @Akadra don't fight.. oneworld was not being politically correct.. but you make a good point as well. but just chill. all this fighting is engineered by the same brainwashing stanhope is talking about.

  • Agreeeeeeeeeeeeeeed.

  • I agree 100% with over population but the way it happens (using India as an example) if you have a country where 90% of the population are poor and starving and you have no state benefits, no realistic health system and no real way to support yourself if you ever get sick or too old then the best way to ensure you stay living is to depend on your children. The problem is the circumstances, help the 3rd world and the population will go down.

  • @alexmiddleton4 true to a point. Its also to due with the Catholic churches' ban on the use of contraception. Also the culture of certain groups to have more boys than girls in the family, as boys are seen as a prize who can keep the familoy name, whilst the girls are seen somewhat as a burden.

  • @proteoid Also a true point, also Islamic countries where you can't find any contraception.

  • i love charlie brooker! the single best tv show on the planet!!!

    stanhope rapes! :)

  • Brilliant now all the intelligent people (Stanhope & Brooker fans) wont have kids and all the idiots will. The next generation will be the offspring of the ignorant. The whole world will be like an n-dubz gig.

  • No one wants to hear "Don't fuck in the front hole" after a long day of work....ain't that the truth lol

  • in nature the strong live and the weak die, but with medical research being what it is and the fact that useless cunts who claim benefits who do nothing but sit around and fuck eachother hence the jeremy kyle show and its 2 million unemployed viewers, the human race who deemed it hitlerish to remove the weak and the disabled are now faced with an overpopulation epidemic and over stretching of resources, sure hitler was a cunt but im sure you would selective in a country that lost a world war

  • @etocadet Yeah I'm sure all the ladies are lining up for your superior genes. I have a feeling they'd rather kiss a mackerel.

  • Exactly!...notice that VERY few people talk about the subject. Don't worry, though....the NWO has plans to help this problem.

  • I love how it just started..."american news is like a tired old whore who tells you what you want to hear" lol I saw him here in dallas back in april he was even funnier in person. Hicks Carlin Stanhope.

  • He's right though. Overpopulation is a taboo subject. Im sick of hearing women talk about how many kids they want, like its some kind of cute game.

  • if he dies early he'll be bigger than hicks.

  • We control the numbers of deer when they overpopulate, why not humans? Considering some of the horror stories of population explosions in the animal world and what it has done to ecosystems, it's ridiculously hypocritical to exclude ourselves from the equation.

  • @Kyramor  Well said!!!

  • was that dougs pitch for his presidential campaign?

  • *applause*

  • Yeah i love this guy, he's absolutely right as well, if we don't control our own numbers, what/who the fuck is?? ..there's no point denying problems exist, overpopulation is gonna really hurt us all in the near future, and its the younger generations who are going to feel the pinch...most people just don't seem to realise this, we can't rely on some magic technology coming along and saving us all

  • Stanhope is the man.

  • The music is Beethoven's 7th Symphony, 2nd movement in case anyone's wondering.

  • I'd link this on my fb page if I didn't think my mum would disown me

  • Someone had to say it!

  • thats why i use drugs (moderately) drink, smoke and swear is because of all the insanity of this fuckin hipocritacal world

  • Remember kids, don't fuck in the front hole!

  • These environmental studies are short-sighted because more babies mean more people in the future directly researching breakthroughs that will render today's pollution and scarcity concerns obsolete or will indirectly contribute to that research by being productive consumers and producers in the economy. Things are looking good, unless the next generation is 100% lazy ass parasites, taxed to death to pay for our greedy benefits (thanks congress), or save the whale lunatics.

  • @MadPutz You take a partial view of the evidence: it could just as easily be argued that future generations will make technological breakthroughs that'll make today's environmental problems seem insignificant by comparison. And a large part of the problem is production and consumption: why do you think the most consumption-driven countries are the ones who are doing the most damage? I don't agree with Stanhof, but these problems won't get solved through your magical thinking approach.

  • I don't disagree that the number of humans (especially us first-world humans) is one of the biggest environmental problems we face, but it ain't just a woman who has 2 kids who increases her carbon footprint. It's the man she has them with too. It takes two to overpopulate, unless you're into parthenogenesis.

  • Saw this man live, pretty fucking awesome guy :D

  • fuck yeah!

  • I agree, but I think we should go farther:

    Bush should really have been allowed to develop low-yield nuclear weapons to use in his imperialist PNAC agenda. Firstly, that would suffice to reduce the world population by nuking a lot of them. Secondly, this would allow America to horde all of the resources allowing a lot more people around the world to starve to death thereby reducing the world's population even further. Cheers! :D

  • Very dumb...

  • my fucking hero

  • this was so harsh, yet placing aside my reaction...it was quite on the mark.

  • This guy is keeping Bill Hicks' mantra alive. You gotta love him for that.

  • Oh gawd this is awesome.

  • Atat Last, someone with enough guts to say the truth why the environment is getting so messed up. WELL DONE DOUG!!!

    Now how to put it into practice is the problem.

  • To anyone asking why Doug doesn't kill himself. His point is 'don't preach to me whilst being a hypocrite' more than 'we're ruining our planet'. Does he look like a man who gives two shits about the planet? The point is that whatever lifestyle he lives and however much CO2 he creates he's not going to affect the planet as much as anyone who has a kid. Like Bill Hicks, Stanhope seems to be bang on about almost everything.

  • Habitat loss is the #1 factor for wildlife declines, what causes habitat loss? Human Population, growth, & activities, more people, less habitat, less wildlife.

    What drives Human Population growth in Europe & the US? Immigration. How many Supposed Environmental or fake Wildlife protection organizations do not address this?

    The question is, name me some that do

    Frauds!

  • LOL This guy is funny as hell! And oh so right! thanks for the upload!

  • Meanwhile, this guys sits with a beer cracking wise and doing nothing.

    Why not get off your drunken butt and start pushing for reasonable family planning programs, fool?

    His REAL solution? - the one he won't dare tell you HE wants?

    BOMB BOMB BOMB!

    Nuke most of the worlds population away until only me, my loser friends and my beer is left

  • You do know he ran for office as Libertarian candidate in 2008 don't you? Seems to me like he's put more than his fair share of effort into spreading the truth of the matter.

    Not to mention he has a vasectomy and an abortion on his record of 0 kids but I only know that cos I'm a fanboy to be fair.

  • @BeondaPale Because nukes are great for the environment. :| You don't have to kill people to counteract overpopulation, you just have to narrow the tide of new babies coming into the world. And of course he's sitting on his "drunken butt," because it isn't inaction that's causing the problem to which he refers, it's the ACTION of fucking. Thus, to stop this ACTION, his speaking on the subject is all he can do.

    ...unless you want him to break into people's houses and stop them from fucking.

  • @Kyramor So well put! But not all fucking makes babies! If you carefully plan your holes of interest you can avoid babies. lol But at least stop by your local planned parenthood office and get some free condoms! Or go to the grocery store and get some baggies and rubber bands!

  • Wrong - His speaking on the subject is NOT all he can do.

    Did it not occur to you that there might be other actions that is more effective than sitting on his drunken butt complaining?

    That was my original point EXACTLY. As I said, instead of sitting there saying we are all doomed, he could hand condoms out, teach ignorant people about birth control or actively support programs in his community that do the same here or abroad - does he do this? No, he just sits there - drunk and complaining.

  • @BeondaPale Every cause needs a voice, and every successful cause has had a pundit. Abraham Lincoln didn't lead any slave revolts, but he brought about emancipation. Al Gore isn't out cleaning up oil spills, he's out and around speaking about his environmental concerns. To say that speaking succinctly on a subject doesn't have as much, if not more value than adding yourself to the ranks of those on the ground trying to solve the problem by hand is an insult to every rhetoricist to ever live.

  • AHH So, he's like Abe Lincoln because he sits on a porch cracking jokes about anal sex while drunk.

    Now THAT is a comparison EVERYONE should buy.

    EXCELLENT!! I can tell now, You're going to go far in the rapidly growing BS industry. Now go to any nearby local bar and sit there with 7 other guys exactly like lazy bum in this video

  • @BeondaPale A focus on the differences doesn't nullify the similarities. You seem to be a fan of ad hominem attacks, too. You aren't even criticizing this guy's point, you just seem to have a problem with people who drink and people with cynical outlooks.

    So, if it helps, I don't drink and I'm one hell of an optimist, so think up some new attacks and try to make some real points if you're going to argue rather than being petty and childish.

  • lol, yes, there are many many many similarities between just about any two humans on earth. But YOUR comparison was about as close as comparing Mother Theresa to Jim Jones because they were both passionate in what they believed

    I don't mind cynics. Mark Twain was a cynic. What I mind are fatalism or nihilism Down that road lies certain failure.

    That this pathetic excuse for a human makes money on his off the barstool, comedic version of "the end is nigh" is totally disgusting

  • @BeondaPale I don't remember him saying a single thing about the end, or about doom. You're imposing nihilism and fatalism upon him simply because he has a drink in his hand and hasn't shaven. You're falling into a stereotype.

    Of course, there's an edge of irony to your judgment, too, as you're judging a man's worth--calling him a pathetic excuse for a human--from a similar position to that from which he speaks; sitting in a chair behind a computer rather than on a stool in front of a camera.

  • Lol. I'm stereo typing huh? Well, how dare me?

    Apparently you're one of the only people on the planet that thinks Doug Stanhope is an upbeat kind of guy. See the description of the video where the video poster calls him a "miserablists" comic? That's not the 1st time the guy has been called that. In fact, he's used it to describe himself. Look that word up.

    But what the hell, you're free to go on thinking this one day skid row bum is an absolute philosopher KING!!

  • @BeondaPale Did I say anything about his being upbeat? Did I say anything about him being a philosopher king? No. But nihilism and fatalism imply a lot more than merely a bad mood and a mug of beer. And here you'e the one telling me to look up words. Love the irony.

  • Gee, I wonder where I got the idea that you thought his ideas were lofty. Must have been when you put him in the same category as Abe Lincoln, who, by the way, was also not a particularly down kind of guy.

    Irony indeed.

  • @BeondaPale

    Yeah. Abe was friggin' chipper as shit. Google "Abraham Lincoln Depression" and see what comes up. Learn your stuff before you say things, would ya?

    And anyway, if you read my comment even cursorily, you would know that I put him in the category of "pundits," which is a category that he does, indeed, share with Abraham Lincoln.

    Anymore BS comebacks or are we done here?

  • LOL, Yeah... speaking of BS I've noticed that you like to go from really broad to really thin -- Just to cover all the bases, sorta like a mealy mouth PURE BS politician

    BROAD: Doug stanhope is like Abe Lincoln and AL Gore because... well because "every successful cause has had a pundit." as if Stanhope is even the slighrtest bit interested in a cause

    THIN: There are WORLDS of difference between miserablist, fatalist and nihilist... WORLDS I tell you!!

    Yeah, I'm about done with BS

  • @BeondaPale Everything you quoted is absolutely true, though. Stanhope is acting as a pundit, just as Lincoln and Gore did and do, and there is undeniably a difference between miserabalism, fatalism, and nihilism. Never have I denied that there is overlap between the schools of thought, nor that there are obvious differences between the three people mentioned. You act as if a man can only be compared to his clone and a school of thought only to its opposite.

  • I don't know if he's Bill Hicks' son, but he will die of plutoniumsack the day he breaks through

  • kids, listen to this guys, his wisdom will ease your anxiety when, later in life, you finally figure out you're living in a web of denial and that you're fvcked no matter how you look at it, heil the great stanhope!

  • I LOVE this man.

  • WoW!!!

    Fucking class!..he's not Bill Hicks lost brother is he???

    Top dollar.

  • I can say in all honesty that my parents, upon my birth, regret not having fucked in the ass.

    - -

    Okay,

    Father Luke

  • Stanhope is the greatest American I ever saw. He's great. He's honest. He's brutal. He's a real man. He's a fighter. He's a smoker. He's a Joker. He's a midnight toker. He plays his music in the sun. YEAH this guy is the dogs balls. And ask any dog an' he'll tellya his balls are his most important assets..

  • @wlwak do u know of bill hicks and george carlin?

  • @wlwak you must not be american, because you see people like stanhope everywhere. they're just not comics.

  • how bout a warning on the volume? trying to get me to blow a speaker?

  • was he a motivational speaker? did he leave a funny taste in your mouth?

  • that was a horrible attempt at wordplay. good try though.

  • Classic

  • lol its true, but you need some new people or there would be only old people left and the economy would die

  • @numbcore I think he's trying to say that things like recycling plastic bags is pointless if you're then just going to have a kid anyway. And he's just shitting on self richeous twats who think they're solving all world issues by unplugging their phone charger when their not using it.

  • What is the music that plays in the background?

  • A genuine voice of reason - unfortunately the people who most need to hear this are busy querying WebMD for "ways to increase my fertility." Long live the Doug Stanhope Movement.

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  • Doug Stanhope is my new hero!

  • i fuckin love this guy 5 *