Eli's Dirty Jokes - Episode 7 - The Farmer's Daughters

[kadey41]

A man is bowling in cricket he bowls they hit it and does that three times until suddenly they get hit by the wickets so the bowler says DIDN'T LIKE THAT ONE AY COCK??

[blehe38]

@megahylian72 the boys' names rhyme with their plans

[davinrocksinmanyways]

frist guy:hi im joe im here for that hoe is she ready to blow

[ryutaro2104]

guy 1: hey what did the ocean say to the other ocean? guy2:dunno guy1:nothing they just waved. guy2:oh guy1:did you see what I did there? guy2:no guy1:are you shore? guy2:yes guy1:don't be a beach guy2:ok, you don't be a BUCKING FITCH! guy1:I see what you did there..

[MikeyMcN123]

No its Tucker........ :)

[halossecrets1997]

now thats Chucked up!

[stonecreedrocks69]

you dont get that.... you retarded!

[sammyTbear]

@urmom

[0wolfplayer0]

My name is Chuck. My cooking doesn't suck. We are having roast duck. Will she get in my truck?

PS: Thanks, RatSausages XD

[thepugpoet]

it took me five seconds to get it lol

[DeviIBoyz]

Hi my name's Chuck

I'm here for Buck

I'm in Luck

I'm gonna fuck her in my truck

I like her to suck

Is she ready to fuck

[1reazen]

@DeviIBoyz Too long

[Digijedi569]

i hate it when people dont get jokes...

[bray987]

I knew his name was going to be Chuck when the first guy rhymed

[megahylian72]

Me no get...

[Tauniann]

hi my name is chuck i am here bruck she is gowing to she is gowing to suck my coock is she ready to fuck

[Epsellis]

All Chuck wanted to do is go feed some ducks...

I mean... His "duck"

[Deathnote449]

I'm Chuck-Nooooope Chuck Testa.

[HawkeyeAVGNfan]

The hottest girl didn't go

[StoneProductor]

im chuck were gonna fuck is betty up?

[francocrs]

all their names rhyme with what their going to do ex.- my name is chuck im here to pick up your daughter ruck im going to bring to to see some ducks then were going to have a nice fuck.

[teddzertell123]

i dont get it?

[CLICKMEYOULOSER]

@teddzertell123 Since everyone else's name rhymes with something, the Farmer thought he was going to say "My name is Chuck and I am ready to Fuck."

[kristleveseli]

i dont get it

[dhadda2]

@suley52 ill take it if you dont want it!

[kristleveseli]

@dhadda2 despret slut



[Suley52]

@Bobert1016 man suck a bag of dicks

[Suley52]

@Bobert1016 reply to this and show me what you got, mr "you suck"

[cinemastupid]

I'm sure joe could have back fired also.

[Suley52]

Hi im hyde, i like my potato fried, is she ready to get wild

[AirsoftWar121]

when i first watched this i thought it was: Hi i'm chuck i'm looking for luck is she ready to fuck.

[wwefan12372]

الله اكبر

[fuckthatputo47]

hi my name is rex im here for lex were going to have sex

[jr68911]

hi my names chuck i want your slut shes gana suck are you gana fuck

[jordan16195]

This is what Chuck actually said before he got shot:

Hi my name's Chuck

I'm here for Muck.

We're going for some Roast Duck.

Is she ready you ugly old fuck?

[maplegears]

@jordan16195 you made me lol at the last line HAHA

[MrBubbleMuffin]

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

F*ck tables

[multihalo123]

Hi i'm Chuck, im ready for tuck, we r going to fuck, i hope we have luck. Then the dad shoots him because tuck is his only son.

[talabastardo]

my name is dexter .im here for lester ive just text her ,now i want to sex her!

[multihalo123]

@talabastardo Hi my name is dester im not here to pester cuz im her for lester, and im he to molest her.

[SuperRafa1212]

284 people don't know what comedy gold is

[ViiZeXCLaN]

Hi im chuck im ready to fuck in my truck is she ready to suck

[mrtimmy2234]

@ViiZeXCLaN you forgot the name on the girl

[Haha24beast5]

@mrtimmy2234 their gonna fuck who gets the name of the girl they gonna hit and quit?

[21hereitis]

hi my names chuck im here for luck shes gonna suck im gonna get fuck

[MobsterZombieAttack]

My names chuck, and we are going to the Park.

[onelakhpati]

The actual conversation took place after then

Farmer shot him:

Hi, I am gentleman and my name is Chuck

Two guys who just left are having good fuck

On the last date with your daughter I had no luck

Soon we went in to corn field had a cluck

My dick was in your daughter’s ass got stuck

Please have her return it I offer you lot of bucks.

[MISANTHROPY647]

What girl's name rhymes with Chuck?

[alex13085]

"Hey my name is chuck, I wanna fuck in my truck"

[TheUniverse50]

hahhahahaha

[TacoSmakker]

lol what would Chuck's girlfriends name be

[mikey456s]

lol my name is eddie

[analisbahwahda]

why did he shoot him?

[megazmark1]

@analisbahwahda chuck - fuck

[analisbahwahda]

@megazmark1 ohh oki xD

[floppypantsPONG]

by the time i laugh at dis one the water came out from my nose^^

[RatSausages]

Poor guy. They might have just been going to get some roast duck in his truck.

[XBLrox]

the first guy ''RETURN THE SLAB''

[StevenStevenson1990]

hi i'm chuck i'm hear for ?Cluck? we're gonna go fuck, is she ready to suck?

[GarySpatzScam]

comment for the madden 2012 commercial. the first madden game i played was on the snes just a week ago, some foodball game. it sucked. is madden 2012 gonna be a big improvement?

[Juniornr99]

@xGimo Don't forget "SUCK"

[bchau1000]

I like how Chuck flew away when the farmer shot him.

[mrironman1995]

duck

[runescape8899]

wat the fuck ryhmes with chuck?

[mikepong121]

@runescape8899 hi my name is chuck. and i like to fuck

[LifeEnderX]

Hi my names buck and I am here to fuck

[princejmye]

i dont get why he shot that last guy

[katlovesmakup]

@princejmye he shot the last guy becuase all of the other guys rymed. so what rhymes with chuck? fuck LOL

[ilimitadouc]

@princejmye because rymes with fuck dah

[jordan16195]

Here's my version...

Hi my names Chuck.

I'm here for Muck.

We're going to my truck.

She's gonna get fucked.

You ugly old schmuck.

[TheBunnyluv77]

Hi my name is Chuck i'm here for Luck where going to go feed ducks, and then where going to fuck :)

[jordan16195]

@TheBunnyluv77 that should've been the ending towards the joke, mate LOL!

[EliGENTERTAIMENT]

Hey my name is Chuck I'm here for rose, were going to fuck and I'm going to make her suck a really nice cock

[cassba91]

Hi, my name's Drew. I'm here for Sue. We're going to screw. You want to come too?

[AlienMagi]

@cassba91 and not gonna drink some brew?

[cent6827]

it is not funny at all !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gambleZerker]

@cent6827 cuz u dont get it

[therealvyperx]

hy my name is Brass im here for jess i wanna fuck her ass ,do i have your bless ? :D

[therealvyperx]

@BossTroller  sorry :P :))

[dill1571]

pause at 15:00 i'd screw the one with a heart on her shirt...

[ineedascreenname1]

like that one!

[randomiegurl]

@WhiteDraenei puck

[firetruckabc]

The one who was go in whih chuck is the hot 1 so he would say fuck

[VitoScaletta25]

Hi, my name's Chuck, me and you'r daughter are going to go fuck, in the back of my truck, by my fresh killed buck, by the way can the bitch cook a duck?

And the father sent them on their way.

[therealvyperx]

hy.my name is Denis.im here for jenis,while i`m playing tennis,shes gonna suck my penis

[lcb1979]

I DONT GET HOW THAT IS DIRTY

[hutchmaster99]

@lcb1979 Because it was leading to him saying "We're going to fuck"

[theflyingmonkey145]

@lcb1979 My name is Chuck and we're goingto fuck ....it was leading him to say that because everything was rhyming ..

[AK4780085]

hi my names chuck, im here for a fuck, im gonna make her suck, a really nice fuck???

[gab7418521]

cuke fuck

[SuperRina99]

what wud dat make the girl of chucks name

[xXdenisychevXx]

good good fucking bad



[funnygayhappyman]

im gay

[Waendchen]

@funnygayhappyman thanks for letting us know....

[maiarox101]

@funnygayhappyman lol random ..

[greendogsoup]

BEST one yet!

[boywiththeblackveil]

HAHAHAHA

[cirusMEDIA]

Hi, my name's Chuck, my looks might suck

but i'm here for ya daughter with the boobs that pop,

she will be back home on time after she visit's my shop,

but my balls bag is pretty heavy... i hope she survives the f*ck!

[MelBroadway]

Should be.. Hi, I'm sexy. I'm here for Lexi. We're going get some ecstacy. Is she ready for me?

[Gabbisterbam]

Instead of Chuck, it coud've been Mick

[Gabbisterbam]

On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die

[MrStopmotion88]

So the farmers daughter is unsure about which boyfriend to marry.

He calls them up and tells them to pick 100 of any fruit.

The first one picks 100 small blueberries.

The farmer says, "shove these berries up your ass"

He gets to 99, laughs, and the berries fall out.

He does the same thing again and the farmer asks, "Why are you laughing?'

He replies, "the other guy is picking watermelons!"

[rCranceMaRtO]

I don't get it man :/

[spritejunkee]

@rCranceMaRtO

Chuck rhymes with fuck

[beaugravy]

@spritejunkee no dip!!!

[DTK84934]

Hi im bex, im here for lex, were going to my complex, is she ready to have sex

[JenniferPKeaton]

lol so what was the girsl`s name? :))

[PersianDynamite]

God damn he's jokes Suck-Ass! but the comments are Kick-Ass!

[Vtastic]

Thumbs if the top comment ruined the joke :(

[IWillzie]

They gonna fuckz

[Jokerhaha01]

"My name's Buck and I like to PARTY"

[MSG685]

@Jokerhaha01 fucking TNT

[Corkoth55]

@Jokerhaha01 thatwouldbechuck

[Foilsdown]

@Jokerhaha01 watched kill bill on tv?

[SoulofaDeity]

Hi, my names Chuck. I'm here for Luck. We're gonna fuck, is she coming or stuck?

[casperccsjr5423]

Its funny how people dont understand these jokes

[xxbabybxx53]

@bregly37 how do you know she has no face? 0.o have you seen her before?

[convictbreeder]

@bregly37 fucking hate those chain letters!! thumbs down!

[TheAnimeStreamer]

RIGHT when he said chuck I knew he was fucked

[Joan5788]

@lilcrazyserb are you serious do you know that know i have to do this just to put my mind to rest. yeah i'm that gullible!

[TheDrone10]

Chuck chuck bo buck banana fanna fo fuck

[Dollyjuv]

holla at ur Girl!! - 21-F - HelenSteinfeld4004 - Y! msgr

[0555722999]

I didn't get it

[maliksanford]

@0555722999 They were rhyming, so what rhymes with Chuck?

[0555722999]

@maliksanford

duck ?

luck ?

..s

[maliksanford]

@0555722999 Uhhh Fuck.

[Zemoch93]

LOL the only good looking girl of the three was the one who's bf got shot : D

[TheAndrew1987]

here is a joke: 4 chinese , Chu,Bu,Fu and Su came to america and they had to change their names so Chu became Chuck, Bu became Buck but Fu and Su had to go back to china. :) thumbs up if you enjoyed :)

[TheSpiderpig711]

my names chuck

she likes to suck

on my pet duck

now we fuck................... by the way i bet he died a virgin so lets make fun of him in heaven or hell lol

[cameronukz]

hi my names chuck

does your daughter

prefer to suck or fuck

[Davenoon1000]

It's better if u say his name is tucker

[Beliber77]

THE GIRL SHOULD BE HAPPY HER DAD SHOT HIM! HE IS DAMN UGLY!

[girlhog123]

agreed

[IHeArTrOcK20]

@Beliber77 haha i know and he was going to get the pretty one

[SLIPKNOTFREA]

I didn't understand the joke? Wat did it mean?

[zehraaaa0]

@SLIPKNOTFREA all the guys are rhyming with their names... and his names chuck.. fuck.? the farmer is protective of his daughters thats y he shot him.

[RodgieTvTube]

Hi my name is chuck....

I'm here for (whatever the daughters name)

where gonna have some fuck.......

is she ready to suck?

[princessoflife868]

pissed myself laughing XD